Trigger warning: self-harm(27:21-32:48) On this week's episode, we're covering the new film, Novacaine, which had some teens in it in the background, we promise. Also, on this episode Suesie falsely accuses Dr. House and gaslights Frank no matter what she says. Frank mentions tempura hands. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Novacane by Beck. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.in...
Mar 26, 2025•59 min
On this week's episode we're sitting down with Alexandra Lacey, director of the documentary The Twister: Caught in the Storm. The documentary shows the survivors of the Joplin tornado that struck on May 22, 2011. The documentary comes out on March 19th, 2025. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Alexandra Lacey can be found on her instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lacey_docs/?hl=en Own the Awk can be found at: https://owntheawk.org/ Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iT...
Mar 18, 2025•23 min
On this very special episode, Frank sits down with three folks from Meet Cute in Manhattan! We got Terence Chen(writer/actor), Karen Morey(writer/director) and Kendall Leary(actress)! They were so nice to talk to and we were so happy to have them. Their movie comes out on March 28th! They can be found in the following places: Terence Chen Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mr.terencechen/ Website: https://terencechen.com/ Kendall Leary Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thekendallgrace/?hl=e...
Mar 17, 2025•28 min
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, it's a terrible time in a spooky mansion before a wedding. Forbes is here to switch some bodies and then everything goes nuts. Also on this episode, Suesie shops for some jewelry. Frank imagines eating a puppet. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: ...
Mar 15, 2025•58 min
On this episode, we think we're getting a girl sleuth movie but instead it's a deep drama. It's Turtles All the Way Down. Also on this episode, Suesie tries to figure out the origins of Shadoozy. Frank envisions a new way forward for Kitchen Nightmares. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: ...
Mar 05, 2025•59 min
On this week's episode the mutants are younger but still feel middle aged somehow. It's X-men evolution this time around. Also on this episode, Suesie makes the case for Magneto. Frank identifies objects in his apartment. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. The Shadow Latinas video: https://youtu.be/JgJ8ahGQl3s?si=s7Ua_MNalLJRt-_O Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/...
Feb 26, 2025•54 min
We sat down to talk to AJ Whitney to talk to her about her new novel, Sovereign! It is a great dystopian horror novel and we talked about its origins and danced around a lot of the spoilers in it. AJ was charming and wonderful to talk to. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. AJ can be found in the following places: Website: https://ajwhitneybooks.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/aj.thewriter TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ajwhitneybooks Threads: https://www.threads.net/@aj.the...
Feb 25, 2025•26 min
Trigger warnings: racism, suicide, institutionalization, medical malpractice, assault, parental death On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we watch a bummer of a missed opportunity called The New Mutants. Also on this episode, Suesie considers too many purple Marvel characters. Frank has to answer questions about various mutants. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk...
Feb 19, 2025•1 hr 3 min
On this week's episode we're covering the resurrection of the 90s X-men cartoon, X-men '97! This show is so good and Magneto is so yoked. Also on this episode, Suesie is confounded by Bishop. Frank drops so much lore, he's basically the Silmarillon. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Previously on X-men: https://youtu.be/t-K1D8y_Pxs?si=EJHQO2JdISNN16wl Batman Can't Fly: https://youtu.be/Unl8l8VdONw?si=qqJK3Q5ewg35AOWw Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify...
Feb 12, 2025•1 hr 5 min
On this week's episode, we're finishing up season 1 of Goosebumps. Things are going to get puppety. I can't believe spell check didn't throw up any protests to puppety. Also on this episode, Suesie prepares for her endgame with your mama jokes. Frank talks about himbos and ghosts. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltal...
Feb 07, 2025•51 min
On this week's episode, we were lucky to sit down with the actress Jayden Bartels who plays Cece Brewer on Goosebumps season 2! We then talk about the first three episodes of this very good series. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Jayden can be found in the following places: Jayden's Instagram Jayden's Spotify Jayden's Youtube Jayden's TikTok Her website Where we're at: Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl T...
Jan 29, 2025•1 hr 15 min
We're finishing up the first season of XO, Kitty this week on Teen Girl Talk and things are getting complicated. Professor Lee remains a jerk. Also on this episode Suesie defends Bella Swan. Frank subtweets Bella Swan. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com Suesie's Instagram: https://ww...
Jan 24, 2025•59 min
On this week's episode, there are so many people trying to find love and happiness at KISS. One of them is Kitty from the To All the Boys trilogy of movies. Will she find love? Will Dae ever be able to tell her the truth? Will Kitty's terrible roommate get a battle royale? We don't know. It's only the first four episodes. Also on this episode, Suesie finds out Frank's dating preferences based off of Boba Fett. Frank has been broken by Pretty Little Liars and can't stop chasing shadows. Intro and...
Jan 15, 2025•1 hr 2 min
Trigger warnings: Bullying, self harm, suicide, sexual assault, parental abuse, grooming adjacent, drug use, abuse of power, corruption Things ratchet up incredibly to a horrifying finale. That's what's happening on this week's episodes of Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out bad parent date etiquette. Frank extolls the virtues of preying mantises. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: re...
Jan 09, 2025•1 hr 12 min
Trigger warnings: Sexual assault, bullying, drug use, bad parents, suicide, violence, parental death, self harm, teen pregnancy, grooming, scarring, invasive surgery, racism On this week's episode, we're covering another three episodes of Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin season 1. Things are heating up for the Liars as they try and solve the mystery and head to Rosewood to spend the mortgage money. A whole lot of other things happen. Also on this episode, Suesie discovers the Riverdale/Rosewood...
Jan 02, 2025•1 hr 11 min
On this week's extra credit, Frank is going to explain Superwholock to Suesie. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/ Frank's Instagram: htt...
Dec 28, 2024•33 min
We're heading home for the holidays on this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk as we cover Sweethearts. A movie about friendship, community and coming up with plans to break up with your significant others. Also on this episode, Suesie makes several corrections. Frank comes up with new grammaer. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realtee...
Dec 18, 2024•57 min
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Suesie and Frank are feeling homesick... no, what's the opposite of homesick? Homewell about being far out from the year 2000. But it's going alot worse for the kids in our movie this week, Y2K. Also on this episode, Suesie is one pair of Jencos away from a zoot suit riot. Frank's tamagotchi will only be stopped by the combined forces of his neopets. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/s...
Dec 11, 2024•1 hr
On this week's episode we're dealing with the very nature of good and evil. As well as some kick ass songs. That's right, we're doing Wicked. We have a special guest on this episode, Suesie's husband, Dil! Also on this episode, Suesie calls out Frank for talking about language. Frank explains fanfiction concepts. Dil is confused by fanfiction concepts. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Get Magic Mind at 50% off with the Black Friday offer, available only through my link until Decembe...
Dec 04, 2024•1 hr 5 min
On this week's episode, we're watching a reverse Jack Frost, where instead of a man becoming a snowman, a snowman becomes a man. A handsome man. A jacked man. That's right, we're watching Hot Frosty and there are teens in it. We swear. Also in this episode, Suesie calls out some sexually harassing grandmas. Frank wonders about the biology and future of a man born from snow. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-ta...
Nov 27, 2024•1 hr 4 min
This week, we're sitting down with psychotherapist, activist and author, Farzana Doctor. We're discussing her recent novel, The Beauty of Us. It's a stunning book about two girls and a teacher in a boarding school in the 80s all trying to find their way and solve a mystery. We've both read the book and loved it. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Farzana can be found in the following places Her Website: https://farzanadoctor.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/farzanadoctor/ Twi...
Nov 20, 2024•24 min
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering Girl Haunts Boy where a swinging girl from the 1920s haunts a boy from the 2020s. It's a great movie up until the last ten minutes. Also on this episode Suesie relates the problems of being sung at. Frank considers a career in haunted booktok. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. GIRLTALK20- https://magicmindcom/GIRLTALK20 for 20% off one-time purchases and subscriptions. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/s...
Nov 15, 2024•58 min
On this week's episode, we're seeing a bunch of old murderous friends come back to have some fun and be decapitated. That's right, it's The Babysitter: Killer Queen! Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagr...
Nov 07, 2024•54 min
We're getting spooky with Peyton List as she haunts her high school in School Spirits. Also in this episode, Suesie calls yet another terrible teacher. Frank considers squid war games. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Leon the Lobster's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Bradybrandwood We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk Instagr...
Nov 01, 2024•56 min
We're finishing up season 2 of Stranger Things. It's a long battle to the end and we lose someone precious along the way. Also on this episode, Suesie wonders about Mr. Wheeler and Frank reminds her that no one cares about him, deservedly. Frank reminisces about Gimli. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen ...
Oct 23, 2024•1 hr 9 min
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're continuing the stressful adventures of the Hawkins crew. That's right it's Stranger Things season 2. Also on this episode, Suesie becomes obsessed with a showering man's knowledge. Frank thinks a small child has opinions about the Vietnam War. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengi...
Oct 16, 2024•58 min
On this week's Teen Girl Talk, we're dealing with My Old Ass. A movie that is beauitful and that you should see right now and then come back and listen to this episode. Also in this episode, Suesie can't deal with Joker 2's abject stupidity. Frank dissects the commentary on the lyrics of Nicole Kidman's AMC ad. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. You can try Magic Mind too! Get a 3 pack for free with code GIRLTALKTRIAL - https://magicmind.com/GIRLTALKTRIAL We have shirts! Find them her...
Oct 09, 2024•44 min
Malignant Spoilers: 2:35- 4:20 On this week's episode we're figuring out how to improve ourselves in the most superficial way and heading into the woods for some reason to do so. That's right, this week we're covering the Joey King movie, Uglies. Also on this episode, Suesie sinks Frank's ship. Frank remixes himself a Tamagotchi. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe ...
Oct 02, 2024•1 hr 5 min
On this week's episode, we're heading back to Hawkins to deal with more kids in danger and it's just so upsetting. That's right, we're starting Stranger Things season 2. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out a bully. Frank imagines Pennywise coming in from Maine with the assist. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmai...
Sep 25, 2024•57 min
On this week's episode we're covering Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, a fun little jaunt of a movie. Great cast and just kind of fun. Also on this episode, Suesie nearly calls her cat in to regulate Frank. Frank calls out Ghostbusters: Afterlife. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. We have shirts! Find them here: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-girl-talk-podcast Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Teen Girl Talk Instagram: https://w...
Sep 18, 2024•53 min
