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God Awful Movies

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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.

Episodes

500: Devil's Knight

This week, Cecil Cicirello joins us to celebrate our 500th episode with a review of the B minus masterpiece Devil's Knight . --- Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance , the Know Rogan Experience , and Season Liberally --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is writt...

Apr 01, 20252 hr 55 minEp. 500

499: Generation Zapped

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to learn about all the different maladies our cellphones are irradiating our brains with. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraff...

Mar 25, 20252 hr 59 minEp. 499

498: Pagan Invasion 7: Evolution

This week, we revisit the tail end of the Satanic Panic... or, I guess, the first Satanic Panic. Or... I guess just "the one in the eighties." --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more,...

Mar 18, 20251 hr 18 minEp. 498

497: Suing the Devil

This week, American Atheists' legal director Geoff Blackwell joins us for an atheist review of Suing the Devil , possibly the least accurate court room drama ever made. --- Learn more about American Atheists' annual convention by clicking here . Hear more from Geoff on his podcast, The Not So Grand Jury . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , Th...

Mar 11, 20252 hr 1 minEp. 497

496: The Avenger

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of The Avenger , a copyright infringement based Easter play that is a new contender for weirdest thing we've ever watched. Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is writte...

Mar 04, 20252 hr 38 minEp. 496

495: The Watchers: Revelation

This week, guest masochist George Hrab joins us for a review of The Watchers: Revelation , a 2013 movie that rejects the theories of Zecharia Sitchin for being a little too grounded and reasonable. === Check out George's stuff on his website . Hear George's podcast right here . If you'd like to see George live, he's got an amazing show coming up: Insightinsound.eventbrite.com March 8th Concert in Bethlehem, PA Insight In Sound: How My Music Works Featuring The George HraBand === If you’d like to...

Feb 25, 20252 hr 50 minEp. 495

494: Hidden Secrets

This week, guest masochist Bryan Schilligo joins us for an atheist review of Hidden Secrets , the story of David AR White not having sex. Check out Bryan’s YouTube channel, Good Bad or Bad Bad . Check out Bryan’s podcast, This Film is Lit . If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music i...

Feb 18, 20252 hr 57 minEp. 494

493: The Despiser

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a review of The Despiser , one of the greatest achievements in the history of terrible cinema. Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performe...

Feb 11, 20252 hr 52 minEp. 493

492: The Earthing Movie

This week, Dr. Steve Novella of The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe joins us for a skeptical review of The Earthing Movie ; the story of how all disease can be cured by standing on the ground (or buying their patented 'standing on the ground' mat). --- Check out The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe here . You can find Steve's books here . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other...

Feb 04, 20252 hr 52 minEp. 492

491: Alex's War

This week, you get two guest masochists for the price of one. Michael Marshall and Cecil Something-Italian from the new "Know Rogan Experience" podcast join us to talk about -- Alex Jones. I know. You expected me to say Joe Rogan. What can I say? We like to keep it unpredictable. --- Check out the Know Rogan Experience podcast here: https://www.knowrogan.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawf...

Jan 28, 20252 hr 57 minEp. 491

490: One Nation Under God

In this week's episode, Lydia and Thomas Smith join us for an atheist review of One Nation Under God , the story of a terrifying world where kids aren't forced to pledge allegiance to a monotheistic deity regardless of their personal beliefs. === Hear more from Thomas and Lydia on Where There’s Woke If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticr...

Jan 21, 20252 hr 10 minEp. 490

489: Disciples in the Moonlight

This week, we welcome in Jordan Black from the Dead Domain YouTube Channel for an atheist review of Disciples in the Moonlight . It's the story of a terrifying near future world where all the hate speech has been removed from the Bible and... that's it. That's the terrifying future. --- Hear more from Jordan at the Dead Domain YouTube channel If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our othe...

Jan 14, 20252 hr 15 minEp. 489

488: Trump by Grace (ep 1&2)

This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us to review Trump by Grace , a pro-Trump TV show that was aborted in the first trimester despite their constant protests about how sinful that is. --- Hear more from Dan and Jordan on Knowledge Fight If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our t...

Jan 07, 20252 hr 9 minEp. 488

487: I Believe in Santa

This week, the Christmas-tacular spills over into the last week of December. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out thei...

Dec 31, 20242 hr 57 minEp. 487

97: Christmas with the Kranks

Sure, we're off this week, but we had a secular bonus episode ready to go for our patrons anyway, and we figured that, if ever there was a time of year for gifting a bonus episode to everyone else, this was it. Happy holidays! --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written ...

Dec 24, 20242 hr 49 minEp. 97

486: The Gospel According to Scrooge

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Gospel According to Scrooge , in which Dickens' classic tale of redemption gets a lot more Jesus crammed into its margins. On stage. With music. Sung badly. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed...

Dec 17, 20242 hr 30 minEp. 486

485: Pickleball Princess

This week, the gang is coming at you live from Nashville, Tennessee with an atheist review of Pickleball Princess. The latest from sentient Q-tip Donald James Parker, this film seeks to answer the age old question; "What is Donald James Parker into these days?" And for once, the answer isn't Jesus. === If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skept...

Dec 10, 20242 hrEp. 485

484: Bibleman: The Incredible Force of Joy

This week, we welcome in Cecilia and Reno from the Comic Dissection podcast join us for an episode of Bibleman . This week, Bibleman tackles the problem of children not loving Jesus enough for him to rescue them from psychological disorders. --- Last chance to see us live in Nashville! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-nashville-tennessee-tickets-997264413707 Hear more from Cecilia and Reno on the Comic Dissection podcast . If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get...

Dec 03, 20242 hr 37 minEp. 484

Thanksgiving Announcement

We're off this week for American Thanksgiving. Sorry for any inconvenience that causes to your commute. Happy Thanksgiving, and we promise to be back next week with some Bibleman for you!

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483: Proximity

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Proximity , the story of what happens when I guy whose really good at credits sequences decides that probably makes him good at writing and directing, too. === Come see us live in Nashville! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-nashville-tennessee-tickets-997264413707 Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on P...

Nov 19, 20242 hr 8 minEp. 483

482: David vs. Goliath: Battle of Faith

This week, Marsh and Cecil join us for an atheist review of David vs Goliath: Battle of Faith , the movie that asks "what if the story of David and Goliath was repackaged as an action movie that was repackaged as an ad for a monster truck rally?" === Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance , Lawful Assembly , and Season Liberally Come see us live in Nashville! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-nashvill...

Nov 12, 20242 hr 35 minEp. 482

481: 2000 Mules

This week, we figured you might not be thinking about election related stuff enough. So we invited Jim and Mark from the Fallacious Trump podcast on to talk about what might just have been the wrongest movie we've ever seen. == Check out Jim's book, "2000 Mules and One Big Lie: A Stubborn Conspiracy Theory", click here . Check out the Fallacious Trump podcast here: https://fallacioustrump.com/ == Come see us live in Nashville! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-nashville-tenne...

Nov 05, 20242 hr 5 minEp. 481

480: The Deliverance

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Deliverance ; a horror movie that isn't afraid to show Marsh things as terrifying as the American health care system. === Come see us live in Nashville! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-nashville-tennessee-tickets-997264413707 Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patre...

Oct 29, 20242 hr 41 minEp. 480

479: Hillock Haunting

This week, Lydia and Thomas join us to have their first foray into the cinematic oeuvre of the Wright Family Films, with a review of Hillock Haunting . If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear ...

Oct 22, 20242 hr 50 minEp. 479

478: Dolls

This week, Anna Bosnick joins us to review Dolls , a strident political commentary...and a ridiculous horror(?) movie about dolls. If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their...

Oct 15, 20242 hr 50 minEp. 478

477: Church of Darkness

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to stare at an underlit screen and wonder what the hell is supposed to be happening. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast Come see us live in Nashville! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-nashville-tennessee-tickets-997264413707 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepti...

Oct 08, 20242 hr 6 minEp. 477

476: The Clot

This week, Katie and Allen from the Werewolf Ambulance podcast join us for an atheist review of The Clot , a fetus-based Christian horror movie. Check out more from Katie and Allen here . If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Gira...

Oct 01, 20241 hr 23 minEp. 476

475: Am I Racist?

This week, the guys team up for a woke review of Am I Racist? , the story of Matt Walsh pretending to be self aware to be funny. Because the key to humor is a rigid and intentional lack of self awareness. === Come see us live in Nashville! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-nashville-tennessee-tickets-997264413707 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, T...

Sep 24, 20242 hr 38 minEp. 475

474: God's Not Dead: In God We Trust

This week, we go back to where it all began; the God's Not Dead franchise. Specifically, the fifth installment, God's Not Dead: United We Stand , in which David AR White defends Christian Nationalism with the tried and true argument "that's not Christian Nationalism!" === Come see us live in Nashville on December 7th! If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Ath...

Sep 17, 20242 hr 50 minEp. 474

473: Infinite

This week's episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Crystal Ballroom in Boston, MA. And in honor of our host city, we broke down Infinite , starring Boston's 23rd favorite son, Marky Mark. === Get tickets to see us live in Nashville, Tennessee on December 7th. If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , a...

Sep 10, 20242 hr 18 minEp. 473