Do we need more chainsaw-wielding politicians? Is everyone in IT a furry? Did Snoop Dogg make us all look like fools? Is Elon Musk no longer Bridget's nemesis? Subscribe to watch the full unedited version. Chapters: 0:00 - Introduction 0:34 - Make Orwell Fiction Again 5:14 - BDE Award 7:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024 16:01 - Sheath Underwear 17:10 - Everything Is Racist 19:03 - What Is Happening? 20:00 - Weather 20:43 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 24:02 - The Night Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHeal...
Dec 03, 2023•42 min
Should we have more brawls in Congress? Are the Just Stop Oil people sending mixed messages? What did Gen Z discover this week? Are you ready for Bridget's whale songs? Subscribe to watch the full unedited version. Chapters 0:00 - Introduction 1:21 - Capitalism Always Wins 2:59 - What Is Happening? 6:05 - Commiefornia 9:50 - Sheath Underwear 10:51 - Parade of Morons 15:05 - A Yacht For Every Pleb 16:40 - Weather 17:09 - CrowdHealth 18:22 - This F*ckin Guy 19:20 - Gen Z Discovers 26:33 - Dumpster...
Nov 19, 2023•36 min
Is Gavin Newsom selling Commiefornia to China? Is math really racist? Is Kim Kardashian a genius or the ultimate troll? Will Bridget start selling her armpit hair? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.c...
Nov 05, 2023•41 min
What's the most important step for Americans to take in regards to Israel/Palestine? What has Gen Z "discovered" this week? Is Twitter like watching mental patients eat their own poo? Will Bridget admit to being a moron? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate...
Oct 22, 2023•32 min
Is Biden biting people at the White House? Will Gavin Newsom fail his way into the Presidency? Is China preparing to invade the US? Is Bridget turning into a zombie? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy...
Oct 08, 2023•37 min
Which is worse, jerking off a Democrat or vaping? How does one lose a stealth jet? Is there anything more cringe than corporations trying to apologize to Mother Nature? Is Bridget ready to take on the manosphere? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy...
Sep 24, 2023•41 min
Did Mexico really just reveal some alien bodies? Will Commiefornia take your kids away and sterilize them? Has the avocado toast guy ever met a pleb? Does everyone think Bridget is rich? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https...
Sep 17, 2023•43 min
What did you pay for crack in 1999? How are we just learning about Howdy Doody the bull? Is anything better than Bridget's impression of a corporate office drone? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.co...
Sep 10, 2023•36 min
Can we get in on the mugshot economy? Is Obama the one who's really running the country? Did you know that peacock vasectomies were a thing? Has Bridget had enough of this blame everything on climate change nonsense? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/...
Sep 03, 2023•36 min
Does Dylan Mulvaney prove the gender pay gap is real? Does Elon think he's the only person in the world? Would China lie about having a man in a bear suit in their zoo? What should we call our 2024 election coverage? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/...
Aug 06, 2023•30 min
What should the new name for “tweeting” be? Is there anything sadder than an adult who can’t handle being mocked by kids? Will the Olds ever surrender power? Does Bridget have Elon derangement syndrome? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY M...
Jul 30, 2023•44 min
Will robots be holding our hands when we die? Who wants to try the new Ben & Jerry's flavors? Who wants McNuggets for their wedding meal? Will normies ever start using the word "phetasy" in conversation? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHET...
Jul 16, 2023•35 min
Will Hunter Biden become the new Dumpster Fire mascot? Did the DeSantis team come up with the gayest anti-gay ad ever? Is everything Kim Kardashian's fault? Will Bridget rally the orcas, start a revolution, and take over all the yachts? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpste...
Jul 09, 2023•33 min
Will Elon and Mark Zuckerberg b*tch slap each other to death? How many people know what ESG is? How will lab grown meat lead to the zombie apocalypse? Will Lex Fridman teach Bridget how to ju-jitsu? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH...
Jul 02, 2023•42 min
Is Big Brother controlling us all? Did anyone expect Meghan & Harry to actually work? Does anyone know what gynosexual means? Will anyone understand Bridget's Oedipus joke? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bri...
Jun 25, 2023•31 min
What was Trump really doing with those classified documents? Do you know what 'gender affirming care' really means? Is there any greater privilege than hot, blonde twin privilege? Do all trans women have nicer boobs than Bridget? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire....
Jun 18, 2023•42 min
Who will emerge the victor in the Oppression Olympics? Is Taylor Swift in an abusive relationship with her fans? How much attention does Jared Leto need? Does anything get Bridget more worked up than golf? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETAS...
Jun 12, 2023•44 min
Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn't The Californian respond? Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will Ol' Bridget Phetasy ensure a lifeboat for every pleb? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH ...
May 08, 2023•14 min
Will execution culture come for us all? Who's willing to kowtow to China? Will Eli Whitney accomplish his goal of ending slavery? Will Bridget eat all the cake? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/...
Apr 17, 2023•12 min
Are men stronger than women? Who could look away from the Gwyneth Paltrow skiing accident trial? Would anyone ever use the creepy Chinese kissing device? Will Bridget ever recover if her blue check is taken away? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy...
Apr 03, 2023•44 min
Would getting arrested be the best thing to happen to Trump? Is anything better than the reenactment of the "attack" on Jussie Smollet by the two actors he hired? Do we have any idea of what AI is going to do to life as we know it? Has Bridget ever broken her cardinal rule to never ugly cry on the internet? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: htt...
Mar 27, 2023•36 min
Who wants to go to therapy with their stalker? Do you know what 'gigantomastia' means? Would you want to live in a world where you never had to see an uggo again? Will Bridget recover from the most disgusting Dumpster Diving story ever? Happy International Women's Day, everybody! For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack...
Mar 13, 2023•31 min
At what age is a woman "past her prime"? Which is worse, burning books or changing them? How is a juror able to do a media tour? Is Bridget's Italian Mafia accent dead on? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetp...
Feb 27, 2023•34 min
Was the US military really defeated by a balloon? Is it just Make A Wish for trans people now? Who leaves a baby at an airport? Does Bridget remember the volleyball scene from Top Gun differently than the rest of us? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ --...
Feb 06, 2023•32 min
Is possession of classified documents the new cool trend in government? What would make the Doomsday clock more impressive and scary? Is the Green M&M going to start an Only Fans? Will Bridget's red coral impression save it from dying? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dump...
Jan 30, 2023•32 min
How many times can we say “chode” in one episode? Did Switzerland really take a stand on something? Is Wokeism a Trojan horse for the Patriarchy? Is Bridget the (less successful) Steven Crowder of chicks? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY...
Jan 23, 2023•29 min
Is everyone’s scumbag radar broken? Is the word ob*se now hate speech? Does Leo know the world’s ending? Did Elon personally reinstate Better Phetasy’s Twitter account? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https:/...
Jan 09, 2023•54 min
Are Trump's NFT trading cards a bridge too far? Is Twitter going to destroy Elon? Is AI coming for your job? Who was Bridget's original nemesis? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack...
Dec 19, 2022•48 min
What's on Elon's bedside table? Why is the media treating Sam Bankman-Fried like a teenager who made a mistake? Did the Balenciaga ad campaign confirm our long-standing suspicion about pedos? Did this week break Bridget? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy....
Dec 05, 2022•49 min
Is Elon everyone's nemesis now? Will America survive Trump v. Biden Round 2? Which is the bigger scam, FTX or the TSA? Can we pull off a live Dumpster Fire? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ Use #dumpsterfire for free shipping on orders over $100! Pr...
Nov 21, 2022•39 min
