Elon Can't Ignore Us Forever

Will robots be holding our hands when we die? Who wants to try the new Ben & Jerry's flavors? Who wants McNuggets for their wedding meal? Will normies ever start using the word "phetasy" in conversation?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:33 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:53 - Siri, Please Take My Life

11:48 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

15:29 - Sprained My Eyes

16:48 - Weather

17:39 - Neon Hippie

18:55 - Patriarchy So Crafty

20:42 - Eunuch Maker

23:55 - Dumpster Diving

28:08 - Breaking Bridget

32:45 - Phetasy News

35:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

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