The Dumpster Pail Kids

At what age is a woman "past her prime"? Which is worse, burning books or changing them? How is a juror able to do a media tour? Is Bridget's Italian Mafia accent dead on?

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00:00 - Introduction

1:39 - WOMEN!

5:32 - What Is Happening?

8:03 - We're All Gonna Die

12:43 - Troll-In-Exile

16:54 - Weather

17:42 - Sheath Underwear

19:00 - Never Woke Enough

22:14 - Making of a Eunuch & Eunuch Maker

23:24 - Dumpster Diving

24:20 - Breaking Bridget

32:07 - Phetasy News

33:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

34:34 - Credits

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