Are the Democrats trying to lose? Does everyone have histrionic personality disorder? Is Elon the King Troll of Twitter now? Will Bridget ever stop laughing at the most ridiculous trailer ever? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ Use #dumpsterfire for ...
Nov 07, 2022•48 min
Does Twitter really need so many employees? Should Paypal be renamed Pilferpal? Can Tom Brady please stop talking? Is Justin Timberlake thinking about Bridget? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Watch the video: https://youtu.be/XC-V3fqUNLA Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ Use #dumpsterfire for free shipping on orders over $100! Promo ends 1...
Oct 24, 2022•42 min
Is Biden just a stoner? Is Commiefornia trying to silence doctors? Has Tom Brady had "thirsty guy on the verge of divorce" written all over him lately? Should Bridget be tanning her butthole? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ Read Bridget’s writing o...
Oct 10, 2022•57 min
Will anyone be able to take the CIA seriously now that they have a podcast? Does Beyond Meat make you crave human flesh? Is a Brad Pitt/Gwenyth Paltrow reunion in our future? Exactly how many personalities does Bridget have? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https://br...
Sep 26, 2022•49 min
Is the maternal instinct real or Patriarchal programming? Is Commiefornia the dumbest state? What should Meghan Markle's podcast really be called? Will Bridget identify as a racoon from now on? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https://bridgetphetasy.substack.com/ ----...
Sep 12, 2022•51 min
Who puts swear words on their baby? Not to mention, who puts political activism, gender ideology, and abortion rights messages on their baby? Do these things actually sell? Will Phetasy cash in on the baby onesie market? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ Read Bridget’s writing on her substack: https://bridge...
Aug 29, 2022•38 min
Are we so broken as a country we can't all agree to hate the IRS? Who was more annoying this week, the Right or the Left? Do Elon's daddy issues explain everything about him? Will you ever be able to get Bridget's Monkeypox jingle out of your head? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here:...
Aug 08, 2022•58 min
Did the world end while we were gone? When will people realize that this is a class war, not a political one? Who needs another anatomy lesson with Sammy Flaps n' Folds? Will Bridget or Maggie give birth to the Idiot Musk Child? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Fum, ...
Jul 25, 2022•58 min
Do the American colonies stand a chance against the mighty British Empire? Did Catherine The Great really f*ck horses? What possible use could a steam engine be? How much does Bridget know about Mozart's shoes? Find out in our second historical Dumpster Fire! SUBSCRIBE to watch the (Mostly) Unedited Version of Dumpster Fire at https://phetasy.com Make a DONATION: https://bit.ly/phetasydonate Buy PHETASY MERCH here: http://bit.ly/phetasymerch A huge thank you to our sponsors this week: Sheath Und...
May 23, 2022•21 min
How did the plebs feel about Caesar's death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she'd been hotter? Which calendar will win, the Julian Calendar or the Mayan Mesoamerican Long Count calendar? Will Bridget predict the downfall of Rome? A huge thank you to our sponsors this week: Sheath Underwear, Füm, and IP Vanish! Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPSTER" Fum is the best way to quit smoking and vaping nat...
May 02, 2022•21 min
Does China hate its citizens more than it hates Covid? Is yacht-seizing the new Olympics? Are there really pedos everywhere? When will Bridget return to Dumpster Fire after she has Matilda? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- A huge thank you to our sponsors this week: Sheath Underwear, Hero Transport, IP Vanish, Fum, and BetterHelp! - Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and save 20% with the code "DUMPS...
Apr 11, 2022•43 min
Original Air Date - 4/3/22 Has Hollywood always been this annoying? Why are Gavin Newsom's PR people so terrible at staging a photoshoot? What went through Chris Rock's mind after The Slap? Where is Bridget's yacht? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Apr 04, 2022•1 hr
Original Air Date - 3/28/22 Does anyone know what a woman is? Which would you prefer, Lady C*ck Socks or Dainty Dong Bags? Did you know you have to be a biologist to join the Taliban? Would a pregnant Bridget defeat Elon Musk in single combat? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Mar 28, 2022•50 min
Original Air Date - 3/14/22 Who is dumb enough to confuse poutine with Putin? Is there anything more annoying than rich celebrities virtue signaling to the Poors? Does Jussie Smollett think Hillary Clinton is coming for him? Is the real father of Bridget's baby Elon Musk? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Mar 14, 2022•55 min
Original Air Date - 3/7/22 Should we light a candle for the oligarchs and the uber wealthy? How many Olds in the House Chamber were in diapers during the State of the Union? Will Mexican Weather Girls save the world? Does Bridget have a plan to make good on her campaign promise of "A Yacht for Every Pleb"? Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/phetasy-shop This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bon...
Mar 07, 2022•46 min
Original Air Date - 2/28/22 Did Putin pull a Leeroy Jenkins? Is anyone tougher than Eastern European women? What's true and what's false in the social media war propaganda onslaught? What is Bridget's solution to the Russia/Ukraine hostilities? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Feb 28, 2022•50 min
Original Air Date - 2/14/22 Does everyone have their government-issue crack pipes? Did China cave to the power of Dumpster Fire and Brad Pitt? Which part of Jeff Bezos will the Dutch eat first? Was Adele's award speech a subtle hint for Bridget to send her a WOMEN! sweatshirt? Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/phetasy-shop This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy...
Feb 14, 2022•42 min
Is Dumpster Fire responsible for making Brad Pitt Great Again? Do we all have a small corner of our minds devoted to Brad Pitt? Which Brad Pitt movie is the best? Can Bridget pull off a Brad Pitt in Seven impression? Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/phetasy-shop This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Feb 07, 2022•40 min
Is Simpsons' creator Matt Groening running the simulation? When did "women" become a dirty word? Are yachts the solution to all our problems? Will Bridget ever care again? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Jan 24, 2022•52 min
Would America survive a Hillary/Trump rematch in 2024? Catch a robber or catch a Snorlax, which would you choose? Should Machine Gun Kelly take Megan Fox's last name? What do you need to do to earn a spot on Bridget's yacht? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Jan 17, 2022•47 min
Original Air Date - 1/10/22 Is Alexa trying to kill your child? Did science just discover that being overweight is bad for you? Is giving birth the most masculine thing ever? Should Bridget start selling her farts? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Jan 11, 2022•49 min
Original Air Date - 12/20/21 Does Donald Trump Jr. have his dad’s telephone number? Who wants to become Commiefornia’s next “Superintendent of Equity”? Is there a tunnelthat goes under CNN to The Getty? Is Bridget going to lose her mind? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Dec 20, 2021•54 min
Original Air Date - 12/13/21 Who takes career advice from a prince? How does a fictional character's death affect the real world stock market? Who gives facelifts to camels? Does Bridget intend to have a public meltdown in a restaurant? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Dec 14, 2021•52 min
Original Air Date - 12/6/21 Does Fauci have a God complex? Did Dumpster Fire take down the Cuomo brothers? Is the Women's Tennis Association the only sports organizationwith balls big enough to stand up to China? Is Bridget capable of a Rodney Dangerfield impression? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Dec 07, 2021•54 min
Original Air Date - 11/22/21 Kamala became the first female president for 85 minutes, what could possibly go wrong? Who gets to humiliate the Eunuch Maker? What's the best way to protect your flaps & folds? What should the Phetasy improv troop be called? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Nov 23, 2021•44 min
Original Air Date - 11/14/21 What do Big Bird and blowjabs have to do with each other? Will Leo cuck Jeff Bezos? Who will win the battle of the heiress weddings? Could Bridget care less? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Nov 16, 2021•51 min
Original Air Date - 11/1/21 What do Osama Bin Laden and Tracy Jurgenstein have in common? Are we allliving in fear of offending China? Why haven't politicians learned their lesson about blackface yet? How often does Bridget get the meat sweats? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Nov 02, 2021•39 min
Original Air Date - 10/25/21 Which is more painful to watch, Biden's clenched fists or Kamala's surprise birthday party? Could Trump's new TRUTH app been named more ironically? Are teenage girls being brainwashed into having Tourette's? Will Bridget's Titanic drinking game sweep the nation? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Oct 26, 2021•47 min
Original Air Date - 10/18/21 Is Kamala a worse actor than a porn star? Is Trump determined to break the GOP before he learns to share? Will Sanjay Gupta grow some balls? Does Bridget have a new catchphrase? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Oct 19, 2021•49 min
Original Air Date - 10/4/21 Is Nancy Pelosi perpetually drunk or just old? Are China's stalker robots coming for us all? How are second hand clothes a sign of white privilege? Why does Bridget now want to move to Florida? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Oct 05, 2021•54 min
