Episode description

In this creepy-crawly episode, David reunites with returning guest Matt Holley to answer a very weird Craigslist ad. Will this narrative angle convince our hosts to commit, or will they be turned away by a shoddy product?

"Serious Inquiries Only, Please!" was written by Urkelbot666. Read along here.

Music credit: "Lost in the Lair of the Sea God" by Abysmii.