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The show where no Creepypasta is safe! Join host David King and co-hosts Dead Palette, Allen, Kaela and a smorgasbord of guests as they put popular tales to literary scrutiny in a cold story read. With no script, no plan, no prep and no filters, these frequently insightful (and more frequently silly) episodes might be just as under cooked as some of the fiction read!

Episodes

We've Moved!

May 15, 2018•30 sec•Transcript available on Metacast

A Message About the Future

David and Seid (from CreativeHorror.com and The Witching Hour podcast) want to give a quick outline of some recent developments and for the future of this and other podcasts. More detail will come soon.

Apr 28, 2018•2 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#182 - "DoorlessChambers.com Forums"

It's been a long time coming, but Kaela assumes control again as she and Nick Barbera return to the mythos started in David's "Grad Night in the Haunted Mansion" and continued in "The Man with the Cane." What seems to be an innocuous archive of a Disney forum discussion may hide a deeper story, but is it worth digging through, or has David worn the idea into the ground? Do not pull down on the safety bar, please: we will lower it for you. "DoorlessChambers.com Forums" was written by David King. ...

Apr 27, 2018•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#181 - Short and Shivery 24

It's the return of NoSleep Nonsense as Allen brings on Mike MacDee and Nick Nocturne for a rousing read of a faulty Alexa and a person with a talent that really sucks. How do these stories fair? " My Amazon Alexa does more than just laugh " and " Why do all my lollipops moan when I put them in my mouth? " are both credited to iia....

Apr 24, 2018•45 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#180 - Sunshine Biscuit Division

You're about to get more than you bargained for as Dead Palette, Chelsea and Travis become the Sunshine Biscuit Division. They rise and shine the light of day on a lost scene of "Saved By The Bell" and a haunted copy of Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3

Apr 20, 2018•1 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#179 - "Tall, Thin and Faceless"

David has an in-person read with Ben Paddon for a story about the infamous Slenderman, police incompetence and apparent narcolepsy. Will this be a narrative reaffirming Slenderman's context as mysterious figure, or will it trip over its own tentacles? Credited to HarbleMornets. Read along here . Check out the Indiegogo campaign for Ben's "Typecast" webseries here ....

Apr 17, 2018•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#178 - Creepy Cooking Staff Pilot

Allen and Mike MacDee have a pitch for a new kind of show, wherein they craft a story based on audience-selected criteria: this time, it's a haunted cartridge story about a certain cyborg bee and must involve a dead family member, friend or lover.

Apr 13, 2018•46 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#177 - Softboy Soycast

Dead Palette and two of his friends talk about guns and slang terms for awhile and then read a couple stories about guns or something I guess. Whatever. "We Make Guns" is credited to FRAAANK!!! Read along here ; "The Old House in Gettysburg" is credited to Saintmichael1226. Read along here .

Apr 10, 2018•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#176 - "Serious Inquiries Only, Please!

In this creepy-crawly episode, David reunites with returning guest Matt Holley to answer a very weird Craigslist ad. Will this narrative angle convince our hosts to commit, or will they be turned away by a shoddy product? "Serious Inquiries Only, Please!" was written by Urkelbot666. Read along here . Music credit: " Lost in the Lair of the Sea God " by Abysmii....

Apr 06, 2018•49 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#175 - "Out in the Woods"

Meet the new hosts of UCA - Abysmii, Rose Shrimp, Beth and Morzathoth - as they hop from Rawdog Readings to begin their new career. Will their first story prove to be a welcome read or an abysmal slog? "Out in the Woods" is attributed to prozac101. Read along here .

Apr 01, 2018•Ep 1•Transcript available on Metacast

#174 - Tales from the Abuse with ClericofMadness

An episode from our archives, considered for a new segment of the show but never followed through on... until now. David, Dead Palette and Allen are given several short stories by ClericofMadness from Creepypasta Wiki's Content Abuse Log: stories that are automatically blocked due to cliches, overused tropes and just plain clumsiness.

Mar 27, 2018•1 hr 16 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#173 - "Borrasca" Part 8

The band breaks up.

Mar 23, 2018•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#172 - "Borrasca" Part 7

Mar 20, 2018•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#171 - "Borrasca" Part 6

While Sam and Kyle continue their search for Kimber, your hosts realize they might have hit the absolute bottom of the barrel in terms of jokes, and Allen begins to see the pieces coming together. "Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here .

Mar 16, 2018•44 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#170 - "Borrasca" Part 5

Three typical, average hosts inside a haunted podcast. Just by chance, meet Gram-Gram to make them Borrasca. Um, all joking aside, things keep getting worse for the protagonists, and we're all along for the ride. "Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here .

Mar 13, 2018•51 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#169 - "Borrasca" Part 4

The plot thickens as our protagonists begin seriously trying to learn the truth behind Borrasca, and the effect it has on the town. Meanwhile, David, Dead Palette and Allen continue to be dummies, and Gram-Gram doesn't know when to quit. "Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here .

Mar 09, 2018•54 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#168 - "Standing Water"

While David and Kaela relocate due to water damage in their apartment, the Hyper-Realists step in to deal with some water damage of their own... "Standing Water" is credited to Cosmo Fish. Read along here .

Mar 06, 2018•2 hr 36 min•Ep 168•Transcript available on Metacast

#167 - "Borrasca" Part 3

As they return to the chilling, sinister world of Borrasca after a fair absence, the guys approach with the usual care and gravitas you've come to expect from this podcast... Oh. And Gram-Gram does some more ludicrous stunts. "Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here .

Mar 02, 2018•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#166 - "Prey"

David and Dead Palette meet with half the cast of Rawdog Readings - Zath, HyperThermal and Beth - to imbibe another Patron's Poison of a eerie encounter on a dark mountain trail. Is the whole thing to be taken at face value, or does a joke observation by Dead Palette turn out to be the clumsy hidden subtext of the tale? "Prey" is credited to John R. Read along here ....

Feb 23, 2018•1 hr 1 min•Ep 166•Transcript available on Metacast

#165 - "A Tear in the Wallpaper"

David and Kaela kind of feel like it's the first episode all over again, except it's definitely not since they're not reading "Laughing Jack" but a story about wallpaper and obsession. No, not the Charlotte Perkins Gilman short story that's also about wallpaper and obsession. Just... Just give it a listen. "A Tear in the Wallpaper" is credited to Umbrello. Rad along here .

Feb 20, 2018•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#164 - PAW Patrol Creepypasta Wiki

Allen is sick, putting Borrasca on hold for a little bit, so join David, Dead Palette, Kaela and Mike MacDee for a paw-fully good time diving into yet another weird little pocket of the internet. What will they find on a Creepypasta Wiki meant only for stories related to a kids show they've never seen? "The Road To The End" is credited to SilverCestor789. "Evil Patrol" is credited to Chase787.

Feb 16, 2018•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#163 - "Borrasca" Part 2

The boys (and Gram-Gram) head back to the Ozarks to continue the winding tale. What even is "Borrasca," and why does the sound from the mountain herald catastrophe? "Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here .

Feb 13, 2018•1 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#162 - "Borrasca" Part 1

After what feels like ages of hoping, David finally gets his wish as he, Dead Palette and Allen get started reading the novella-length C.K. Walker story, set in a small Ozarks town and through the eyes of a child, at least to start with. Will it prove to be all it's cracked up to be? And why did Dead Palette decide it was a good idea to invite Gram-Gram Palette along? "Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here ....

Feb 09, 2018•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#161 - "HD Death"

It's true when they say too much TV will kill you. Allen, Dead Palette, Eli and Kylie read a a story of a "hyper-realistic" surprise gone bad, with the occasional chime in of special guest Raptor Noises. "HD Death" is credited to Umbrello.

Feb 06, 2018•45 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#160 - Short and Shivery 23

Allen is David, Dead Palette is Abysmii, Eli and Kylie from Cinema Nippon/Animal Fact Files are themselves, and there might be a cameo by Prasakour as raptor noises in yet another ponderous edition of Short and Shivery. "The Special Ingredient" is credited to sgy0003. "Purgatory" is credited to Fluteheart.

Jan 26, 2018•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#159 - "11 Miles"

David, Dead Palette and Allen would walk at least that far to get you another batch of RitualPasta. This time they take a little road trip down a spooky stretch of highway looking for their ultimate desire. Will they get their wish, or will the story leave them wishing they hadn't read it at all? "11 Miles" is credited to Emerry.

Jan 23, 2018•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#158 - SCP Roundup 6

Nothing is secure, contained or protected from us at the Foundation, and David and Kaela have once again escaped with their lives and a handful of SCPs to discuss. They're joined live by Abysmii and Papreeka of Raygun Readers , as well as new faces Lex Reckless and Ben Waxler to determine the validity of these archives. All of the entries read can be found on the SCP Foundation website: http://www.scp-wiki.net/ SCP-1867 - "A Gentleman" was archived by Djoric. SCP-503-ARC - "The Infinite Pasta Po...

Jan 19, 2018•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#157 - Short and Shivery 22

Another one already? And it's another haunted gaming collection? What are these guys even thinking? It seems January 2018 is the month of the Cursed Cartridge, and this time the gang focuses on the Nintendo 64. "1080 Snowboarding N64: The Dark Boarder" is credited to Incorrect3. Read along here . "Glover Creepypasta" is credited to Nintendude. Read along here ....

Jan 16, 2018•1 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#156 - Short and Shivery 21

Dead Palette and Chelsea are back, and so is Short and Shivery in a short timespan. Ity's time for more haunted gaming, in this case Resident Evil 4 and Devil May Cry. Do we even need to ask at this point if these stories will be any good? Because we all know in our hearts how it's probably gonna go down... "Resident Evil 4: One Chance Only" has no original credit; "Devil May Cry: Dante's Revenge" is credited to Dragonrights72.

Jan 12, 2018•51 min•Transcript available on Metacast

#155 - "One Windy Night"

With class and sophistication your terrific trio kick of 2018 with all the professionalism you expect from Undercooked Analysis. Their story this time around features a frustrated writer that eats brown sugar and is paid a visit in his lonely cabin by something hideous. Will this story crawl into our hearts, or is it best to lock the doors and leave it outside? "One Windy Night" is credited to Isaac Boissonneau (Hopefullygoodgramar). Read along here ....

Jan 09, 2018•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast