MERGEFIELD Description PSA: Always wear your seatbelt! MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Julia Schifini Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Campy satire; A couple of gory scenes but far more comedy than horror ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore For an episode about Vacaciones de Terror (1989), check out ¡Uy Que Horror!'s really fun episode on this wild-ass film . Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & ...
Jan 02, 2024•2 hr 38 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description This movie is about f*ckin' cars. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 2 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Dark, tragic, and Cronenberg-level body horrors ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Body Horror; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterb...
Dec 26, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description There's a metaphor in this film somewhere. I'm sure of it. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Way more 90s action/sci-fi than horror ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Animal harm/death; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTu...
Dec 19, 2023•2 hr 34 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Throw a party worthy of the end of the world Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 10 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Beautiful and campy and creepy ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Mild blood; Cruelty Next Week’s Film MERGEFIELD JustWatch_link LIVE STREAM: Sun Dec 17 ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (2018) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editin...
Dec 12, 2023•2 hr 35 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Are you there, God? It's me, Brian De Palma's male gaze. Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 4 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Bloody bully-fest ) MERGEFIELD Guest_links Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Extreme Bullying; Child Abuse; Bloody violence; Animal Death; Description of rape Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin ...
Dec 05, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Hornt up… for death! MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Very silly and fun, with tons of gory practical fx ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Strobe lights; Overt misogyny; Extreme Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film MERGEFIELD JustWatch_link https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/carrie-1976 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editi...
Nov 28, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Transcript available on Metacast The lesson here is get better friends Approachability: 2 /10 ( Relentless stalker horror ) Content Warnings: Abusive relationship; Stalking; Suicide; Gaslighting; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film Livestream: Sat Nov 25 @ 3pm: SESSION 9 (2001) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHo...
Nov 21, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast "It's giving Lana-Del-Rey-coquette-Tumblr-girl realness" Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: 8 /10 ( It's mild, horror-wise, but creepy in every sense of the word ) Content Warnings: Child Sexual assault; Creepy imagery; Animal Death; Actual Animal Harm; Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd ,...
Nov 14, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast "Unsafe at Any Speed" Approachability: 3 /10 ( When it decides to get graphic, it absolutely does ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Animal death; Suicide; Ableist caricatures; Racist narratives Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Nov 07, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast Ever wondered how to get murdered by snails? Approachability: 7 /10 ( Someone gory, scary, but ultimately very goofy ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Stalking; Predatory men Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Oct 31, 2023•2 hr 31 min•Transcript available on Metacast Shorts: Buffy S4E10 "Hush" (1999); Unedited Footage of a Bear (2015); Seasons Greetings (2016); Curve (2021); LOCAL58TV “Weather Service” (2017); The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011) Playlist of shorts here and Buffy is here . Approachability: ??/10 ( Approachability varies here ) Content Warnings: Creepy faces; Jump scares; Doppelganger; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Incest; Sexual Assault Tomorrow’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work...
Oct 30, 2023•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast National Treasure meets DaVinci Code meets Blair Witch Approachability: 2 /10 ( Claustrophobic as heck ) Content Warnings: claustrophobia; creepy figures; suicide; jump scares; some blood Next Week’s Film Halloween Bonus Episode on 10/30. We're watching Buffy S4E10 "Hush" and selected horror short films. Playlist of short available here , and Buffy is available here . Live Stream Sat Oct 28: LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (2008) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of ...
Oct 24, 2023•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast This is why we ended the Space Shuttle program Approachability: 6 /10 ( Lots of tension/release; but not very bloody at all ) Content Warnings: Child death; Jump scares; Nail in foot; Some blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Oct 17, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast Shorts: Lights Out (2013); Moonstruck (2023); The Ten Steps (2012); Abracitos (2022); Portrait of God (2022); Good Hands (2016); Teaching Jake aout the Camcorder, Jan '97 (2021); Bedfellows (2014); Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (2011) Playlist of shorts here Approachability: ??/10 ( Approachability varies wildly here ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Scary faces/figures in dark; Infant death; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our wo...
Oct 13, 2023•2 hr 44 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hey Siri, leave me the fuck alone Approachability: 8 /10 ( It's tense, like an artsy thriller, but it pulls its horror punches ) Content Warnings: Sexual & Medical Torture; Imprisonment Next Week’s Film Friday the 13th Bonus Ep on 9/13! We'll be watching short horror films. Here's a playlist , so you can watch along, too. RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patr...
Oct 10, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast Dr Baddoctor versus Capt Evilsoldier! Special Guest: Alex Steed https://linktr.ee/alexsteed Approachability: 2 /10 ( If you can handle lotsa zombie gore, you're good to go on this one ) Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Rape threats; Gun suicide; Racist epithets; In-episode discussions of mass-shootings, Covid-lockdown, & depression Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: Da...
Oct 03, 2023•2 hr 46 min•Transcript available on Metacast Expressionistic Germans are at it again. Approachability: 9 /10 ( Another b&w classic; A must-watch, but also a good-watch ) Content Warnings: Child predator; 1930s German police Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Sep 26, 2023•2 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast A gorgeous PSA about going to Sex Hell Approachability: 9 /10 ( Gorgeous b&w classic; Very accessible and well worth your time ) Content Warnings: Dog death; Creepy imagery Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Sep 18, 2023•2 hr 34 min•Transcript available on Metacast Are you haunted or do you just need help? Approachability: 6 /10 ( Slasher-y stabbings and lots of misogyny ) Content Warnings: Suicide; Pimping/Sexual Intimidation; Creepy Ghosts; Ghost of Deceased Parent; Stalking; Violent Stabbings; Bullying Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream: PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975) Sat. Sept 19 @ 3pm ET RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Ho...
Sep 12, 2023•2 hr 46 min•Transcript available on Metacast Satan-loving French people are at it again Approachability: 4 /10 ( Goes hard into spooky/creepy ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery; Trapped underwater; Claustrophobia; Haunted House suspense Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream : Sept 16 @ 3pm PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd ,...
Sep 05, 2023•2 hr 30 min•Transcript available on Metacast “Enjoy your stay. Nothing can go wrong.” Approachability: 9 /10 ( PG-Rated level scares/violence ) Content Warnings: Mild blood; Snake attack Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube , Twitter , Letterboxd , & Instagram : @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents...
Aug 29, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description If you liked "Go the F*ck to Sleep," have we got a movie for you. Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Silly, but way bloodier than you think it's going to be ) MERGEFIELD Guest_links Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Zombie blood & gore; Vomit Next Week’s Film LiveStream Sat. Aug 26: GHOST SHIP (2002) only at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night ...
Aug 22, 2023•2 hr 46 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Those express trains get you every time. Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Cool/stylish dystopian sci-fi more than horror ) MERGEFIELD Guest_links Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Creepy Imagery; Blood/gore; Suicide; Hypodermic Needles Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror...
Aug 15, 2023•2 hr 48 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description This movie brings to mind the old Cameo phrase: "Aowwww" MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 5 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Very 80s gross-out FX ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; AIDS; Sexual Assault Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror...
Aug 08, 2023•2 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Who are you? MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Janina Matthewson Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Smart, complex film that's very very intense ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Stalking; Rape; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Gaslighting Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Hor...
Aug 01, 2023•2 hr 47 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Unlock the car door, Chad. Chad! Chad!!! Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 2 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment It has ALL the horror movie bells & whistles ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Violent sexual assault; Date rape; Gaslighting; Blood/gore; Hand-held/shaky footage throughout; Jump scares Alternate Ending Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Gra...
Jul 25, 2023•2 hr 44 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description What if Alien… but with titties? MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 3 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Action/Sci-fi more than horror, but still lots of gore & jump scares ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Body horror; Violent Sexual Assault; Kidnapping/Torture; Blood/Gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant St...
Jul 18, 2023•2 hr 31 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description Tonight, on a very special episode of Drink Masters… MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 7 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary. ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Sexual Assault; Domestic violence; Racist caricature Next Week’s Film Live Stream 7/15 @ 3pm ET: THE MENU (2022) . Only $5 at our Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcom...
Jul 11, 2023•2 hr 32 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description They are not communsts or immigrants. They are ants. That's all. MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Andrew Scahill Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 9 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Papier mache ants! ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Giant Bugs; Creepy kid; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random ...
Jul 04, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast MERGEFIELD Description I wish I loved anything as much as Diana loves eating guinea pigs MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability: MERGEFIELD Rate 8 /10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Soap opera-level horror; Silly and fun ) Content Warnings: MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings TV level of blood/gore; Lizard people; Prisoner (sexual) abuse; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts ! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale ) Editing: Grant Stewart ...
Jun 27, 2023•2 hr 43 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
