Howdy y’all and welcome to the Off Off menu of actor and general lovely man, Jack McBrayer. In this delicious episode Dan helpfully explains the internet, the duo compare stories of swimming with turds (patent pending on the movie title rights) and also muse the differences between UK and American food, meat and friendliness. Remember to rate and review, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram by searching ‘Off Off Menu Podcast Podcast’ Jingles written and performed by Dan Gilbert, Edited by Jon...
Apr 25, 2021•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Episode 13 is the turn of comedian Phil Wang in the dream restaurant. In the episode the brothers discuss whose anus they would eat Biscoff Spread out of (spoiler alert: they may ruin The Great British Bake Off for you), Dan opens up about his traumatic experience eating mackerel on his honeymoon, he also offers up his secret for a cup of tea when you are out of sugar. Finally, we discover the history of the Banoffee Pie and celebrate the work of unsung heroes Ian Dowding & Nigel Mackenzie. ...
Apr 17, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Today is the menu of Comedian Josie Long. Aside from her menu choices, the two discuss their dad's behaviour at restaurants along with his ‘dad jokes’, their love of dumplings from The Ugly Dumpling, and disagreements about egg etiquette… eggitquette, added to their dishes. Also, Dan showcases his brand new game show ‘Bacon Your Pick’ hosted by the one and only Richard Bacon. Jingles written and performed by Dan Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert....
Apr 10, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, Jon and Dan go through the menu choices of Newsreader Krishnan Guru-Murthy. Dan opens up about his attempt in banning the Honey Monster, Jon discusses his love of OK Diner and the magic of curly fries and together they ask for forgiveness from the Reverend Anthony Cook for their greed and lies when it comes to secretly eating sausage rolls, KFC meals, and scallop sandwiches. Jingles written and performed by Dan Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert....
Apr 03, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Ep 11•Transcript available on Metacast Today we discuss the menu choices of the vegan comic Lou Sanders. The two beef bashing brothers try and tackle the moral juggernaut that is veganism, and pretty much mess it up, but they try their best! The boys also open up about their lack of confidence in being menu manipulators, Dan discloses a weird passion for a chicken's menstrual cycle, and we delve into the disappearance of courgetti spaghetti. Jingles written and performed by Dan Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert....
Mar 27, 2021•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to this very special Comic Relief recording of the Off Off Menu Podcast Podcast mash up with the Off Menu Podcast and Menus To Be Buried With, otherwise known as the Off Off Menus To Be Buried With Podcast Podcast Podcast - Catchy we know! Today we talk through the conversation between Ed, James and Brett Goldstein and Jon and Dan give their answers to this one off special. Dan taps into the brothers childhood and the mystery of chicken in white sauce, they give their own tips to choppin...
Mar 20, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week it’s our new best friend Selasi’s menu we'll be discussing. In this special recording (done over two sessions due to a recording fault), Jon and Dan question the ethics of our favourite fried chicken colonel, go through the top naan bread countdown, and come up with a pitch for their new BBC comedy cookery show. For those interested, here is the top 20 countdown of naan breads: https://www.crazymasalafood.com/top-20-types-of-naan-to-have-with-gravy/...
Mar 13, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Today its Tom Kerridge’s menu that Jon and Dan discuss. In this jam packed episode the Dan discusses how to make the cocktail ‘The Chinese’, Jon talks about his dream main dish from Sacree Fleur in Paris, the merits of whether urine is really necessary for fermenting food, and Dan rounds of the episode with the soon to be infamous quiz ‘Knickerbocker Glory or Knickerbocker Fury?’
Mar 06, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to another episode of the ‘Off “Off Menu Podcast” Podcast’ where we discuss the dream menus of the guests who have visited the “Off Menu Podcast”. Today it’s Lolly Adefope, and Dan is really annoyed about a mix-up of lamb items from his local supermarket, the brothers relive classic Friends quotes and we hear about maybe the biggest bar of Cadburys money can buy.
Feb 27, 2021•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast, where this week we discuss the dream menu of comedian Joel Dommett. We are introduced to our first ever regular guest (he’s a vicar you know!) and decide who’s urine we would like to drink more, Bear Grylls or Ray Mears.
Feb 21, 2021•57 min•Ep 6•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to episode 5 of the ‘Off “Off Menu Podcast” Podcast’ where Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Comedian Aisling Bea. Today the brothers break down sample etiquette, what they find joyful and the history of the mashed potato. Remember to Like & Subscribe and leave your reviews below!
Feb 13, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast It’s February, which means it’s time for the Christmas episode of the ‘Off “Off Menu Podcast” Podcast’. Today temperatures are high as Jon & Dan disagree over whether James mistook Bellini’s or Blini’s as Blimi’s, before coming to blows over the origin of the roast potato. The brothers make amends by discussing the ultimate Christmas sandwich
Feb 06, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week we return to the Off 'Off Menu' restaurant for the dissection of Richmond Osmand's dream menu. Jon and Dan ponder how Five Guys get their nuts so salty, whether it's possible to make human oil and Dan's dream selection box.
Jan 30, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to Episode 2 of the Off 'Off Menu Podcast' Podcast where today Dan and Jon talk through the menu choices of food critic Grace Dent. The brothers discuss what they would make fizzy in a soda stream, the family passion of Curry, Rice and Chips, and whether they would suck on a strawberry condom for dessert.
Jan 23, 2021•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to the very first episode of the Off Off Menu Podcast Podcast, with your hosts Dan and Jon. Today they discuss the menu choices of rapper, podcaster, actor, and record label owner, Scroobius Pip, the first guest on the 'Off Menu Podcast'. Hear their views on Pip's menu choices, what they think the future of pizza will look like, and also cast your vote on Dan or Jon's choice of drinks 'Mix' or 'Vimto & Milk'.
Jan 16, 2021•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast What is this? Why, it is the trailer for a new podcast. The off “off menu podcast” podcast. Coming soon!
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