Hey so there’s some soundbites in here that you definitely shouldn’t be using out of context. It’s a really bad idea. We promise. No one wants to hear them, trust us. Suggested talking points: CFO Jerimoo, Gab-battical, Mr. Shivers, Ruin Those Bodies, Extra-Crispy Sin The National Asian Pacific American Women’s Forum: https://www.napawf.org/about Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/
Y’all, we’re comin’ in hot with a brand-new seriously original movie pitch. Get this. It takes place in a galaxy far, far away. And the hero has a last name that is something in the sky and a mode of transportation. And there’s a twist about his dad. Wait, this has been done already? More than once? Hm. We better check in with Guestpert Chris Gethard instead. Suggested talking points: Kerp Live in Walls, Prescription Sheets, Geosh Sunrunner, Lazy Day Drawers, Musical Doxxing National Black Women...
Have we got a bodacious show for you, full of verisimilitude and similar ephemera. Don’t mind our loquaciousness, we’re trying to be more quixotic. Suggested talking points: I’m Rutherford B. Hayes, In the Boston-verse, Your Bruno Nest, Electronic Tricks, Razzle Beret National Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://www.nbwji.org/ Huntington Children's Museum: https://hcmkids.org/
We’re making an effort to make this show normal again, which means more sportball talk? Is that right? In any case, we’ve also brought on guestpert Ify Nwadiwe and his unique expertise to scrutinize Taco Bell morning beverage offerings and sunglasses-laundering operations at Disney. Suggested talking points: Thick Johnson, Toss the Pork Flesh, How Big a Boy can you Fly, Burrito Fund Rollover Bucks, The House Always Wins When You Go To Taco Bell National Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://w...
We’re sure you all heard about the iHeartMedia Presents the iHeart Radio Podcast Awards, but we’re totally fine. Absolutely fine. Congratulations. Enjoy this completely regular episode. Suggested talking points: EIGOT, Seeso’s Tapeworm, Bazinga Boys, Beef Mode, Over-Inflated Sense of Goku National Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://www.nbwji.org/ Huntington Children's Museum: https://hcmkids.org/
There’s an awful amount of blood in this episode. Like an astounding amount. Picture it. No, that’s . . . too much blood. Why are you thinking about that much blood? Suggested talking points: Dying in the Applebees, BlartWatch, Who Doesn’t Like Bailamos, Beuiff, Chunky Donut, Bed Bath and the Great Beyond National Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://www.nbwji.org/ Huntington Childrens Museum: https://hcmkids.org/
Ha ha ha! It’s the great Mambo revival over here and we’ve run out of names of people, so here is just 63:51 of trumpet. Enjoy! Suggested talking points: Proto-Vuvuzela, My Good Barley Man, Burger Burger Mushroom, MOOstache, The Chimney Man Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/
We’re very excited about our new sponsor, Buzzer Boys, because there are just so many hornets. So many. We don’t know where they came from, but there sure are a lot of them. Suggested talking points: BradCo, IKEA Burial, Boss Cat Business Bag, Deliciously Kissable Bellybutton Love Potion Fragrance, That’s Why I Bring Cats in on Company Time Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/
It’s the best time to tune in for the first time as we set goals, or maybe just settle on some mood lighting, for the year 2022. However long it takes. Ten minutes. Forty minutes. The whole episode. It’s only three years into the twenties and we honestly already can’t wait for the thirties. Suggested talking points: Carl Daniels, Sarcopha-Get It , A Night to Remember, Turn up the Fondue, Not That Kangaroo Jack Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/
It was some sort of holiday at the end of the year, so we’re kicking off 2022 with things we were concerned about several years ago. It’s the perfect look back if you’re really craving the infinite wisdom of Yahoo! Answers and want to learn some fun facts about horses. Suggested talking points: The Giving and Taking Tree, HVAC Plan, The Sha-Na-Nabyss, Scott Illuminati, Taco Neck Syndrome, You are the Krampus Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/
Big news, folks, we’ve partnered with Mariah Carey. That’s right, she'll be bringing you one segment an episode for the rest of the year! We’ve got bits and goofs that pair perfectly with the hit holiday jam. Suggested talking points: Niftys, Boner Lisa, Touch the Eyeball, Dr Crankenstein’s Monster, Pizza Shaq, Cheeseburger Sleeve, Going up to Santa’s House Asian Pacific Environmental Network: https://apen4ej.org/ Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/
We’re back, baby! It’s the one and only MBMBaM live show of 2021, from the beautiful Grand Sheraton in Seattle for Emerald City Comic Con. Just enough time to feel the Big Dog Woof Woof energy and never, ever experience it again. Suggested talking points: John Cena’s Sink Hole, I’m Gonna Eat this Lamp, Glitch Pancakes, Mr. Tumbus, Buried in the Field, Macro Golf, Gallagher of Perfume Asian Pacific Environmental Network: https://apen4ej.org/ Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/...
In this special CYBER MONDAY episode of MBMBaM we’re turning our hands into can openers, tuning the ol’ automatic butt clappers, and giving hot tips about the decks that we use to chip through the ice. Suggested Talking Points: In with the Corpos, Puttin' Georgie in the Storm Drain, Digital Love at the Oasis, Algorithmically-Produced Douglass, Big Figs, Justin McElroys’ Lil Fellas, Rick Holes Native Women Lead: https://www.nativewomenlead.org/ First Nations Development Institute: https://www.fir...
It’s a holiday treat from your favorite brothers, serving up hot side dishes of unexpected rom-coms, unrealistic self-improvement, and understated casseroles. Suggested talking points: Notting Thrill, Twince Vaughn, Gooshers, Special Rubber Sweat-Free Clothes, You Loyal! Lemon Pepper, Fifty Shades of Beige Native Women Lead: https://www.nativewomenlead.org/ First Nations Development Institute: https://www.firstnations.org/ Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/...
Introducing . . . My Brother, My Brother, and Me ft. skits, bits, and advice!! We've been inspired by Nathan Lane to bring an even higher level of enthusiasm to our projects, so get ready for the HEAT. Suggested talking points: Zack Attack is a Ghost, The Modern Bee Sting, Big Boner Joe, Dog Walker Stalker, Thirsty Zone, Gobbles of Gratitude Native Women Lead: https://www.nativewomenlead.org/ First Nations Development Institute: https://www.firstnations.org/ Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv...
Our nemesis is back in the news, but we’re gonna take him down and put him to sleep with a fast-food themed bedtime book. Don’t worry about how a podcast advice show has a nemesis. Suggested talking points: Shaq-a-Roni and Cheese, That Ice Cream was My Dad, House of a Million Mummies with Vampire Fangs, You’re Acting Like a Child LOL, Can I Buy Our Pork Zone Native Women Lead: https://www.nativewomenlead.org/ First Nations Development Institute: https://www.firstnations.org/ Harmony House: https...
Welcome to MBMBaM: Revelations. Our most embarrassing secrets, revealed - some new, some old. Tough-guy affectations! Questionable fashion choices! Attempted nicknames! Suggested talking points: Oops All Justins, Have You Talked to St Paul? He eats Board Wax, Goth or JK Simmons, Jimmy Buffet Blood Transfusion, The Passionate Kissburger The Kissburger commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auPnjF4V4_k Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.co...
We thought everyone was agreed that all of October is time for dressing in costume and eating scary donuts that are not actually that scary. But it turns out there are differing opinions about this. Good thing we’ve got Mr. Halloween himself, Joseph Fink to advise us. The King of Horror. The Duke of Doom. The Sultan of Scares. Suggested talking points: Mr. Zucker’s Cooltime Internet, Iconic Eric Pervert Mustache, Spike this Ball, The Shared Finkoverse, Mr. Bone Clown Scare Gobblers Support AAPI ...
As part of the celebration of the MaxFun Block Party, we've got a special crossover episode with the folks from Maximum Film discussing the good and EXTREMELY BAD advice from our favorite films. Check out Ify Nwadiwe, Drea Clark, and Alonso Duralde on Maximum Film! https://maximumfun.org/podcasts/maximum-film
We’ve finally made it! We got nominated for an award for our amazing ad reads. We always knew this show would be recognized for something, and it’s as a parking space for our sponsors. Suggested talking points: The Pie That Did the Mess that Broke my Heart, Bookumentary, Stephen King was Right, Krispy Skreme, Tres-bouncing Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: ht...
Welcome new listeners! This is the description of the show this week. It’s usually a little bit tongue-in-cheek and doesn’t entirely tell you what we’re talking about, but it gives you a good idea of the tone of the episode. Suggested talking points (these are sound bites of things we say this episode): Download the snacks, Pyramid of 100 beans, Mosh bandits, Corpse Bride Burger, Your Secret Wood-Mirer Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c...
This is the third episode of MBMBaM we’ve recorded in a single week, and we honestly think it’s the best one. It’s also entirely about eggs. Suggested talking points: The Stunt Spectacular, Clippy’s Corpse, Non-Newtonian Chili, The Driest Justin, Sentient Cyber-restaurant, We Have Always Rung the Cheese Bell Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklive...
If you see the list of talking points and wonder if we’ve talked about some of this stuff before, we’ve been wondering the same thing. And have an answer for you. Yes, almost definitely. Suggested talking points: Opposite MBMBaM, Poor Judd’s Alive Again, The iconic pica of my signature, Bread Candle, Fauci Goo, Griffin Andrew Lloyd Webber Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting pol...
We really tried to hunker down and stick to advice, we really did. But Grimace exists? And somewhere out there a pretend crash of rhinos is fighting a pretend conspiracy of lemurs. We’ll try again next time. Suggested talking points: Fred Jasso, What is Grimace, Most Jacked People are Secretly Lemurs, Detested Orange Chicken Sandwich, Stacked Onions Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and f...
Ooh, we’re gonna get Travis with a good old-fashioned prank. We’re gonna hide in his closet and do a jumpscare on him. Or maybe catfish him with a fake love letter. Or maybe tell him he owes years of back taxes to the IRS. Suggesting Talking Points: The Four Morpheuses, Do not Google Jizzard, Dr. IRS, Master of Master of Disguise, Thank You For Riding Büs Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism...
It turns out that Travis has a weird secret superpower that works perfectly for helping people and pleases the Wizard. Now if we can just figure out how to monetize it. Suggested talking points: I Miss Breathing on People, Congratulations on Your Attitude, The Time Well, Slambourgini, I’m a Ketchup Eater Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmat...
Well. This is it. The peak of Justin’s career. Nothing will be able to top this, but I guess we’ll try anyway. Suggested Talking Points: Michelangelo Dirty Limerick Boy, The Dirtiest Thirty, Have I met a Serial Killer?, Die With Honor to the Ostrich , Let’s Give Them Pumpkin to Talk About Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/...
Hey, Guy Fieri, we have a food business idea. We can’t tell you the exact details right now, but trust us it’s amazing. It involves memes. All you have to do is sign this exclusive contract. Suggested talking points: The Spice is Nice, Bathtub Speedboat, There’s Lots of Stuff You Can Eat, Omni-directional hoof action, Brown Town Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violen...
We weren’t able to record this week for a variety of reasons, and so we invite you to once again hop on the Time Boat to re-visit a few classic goofs and bits. Before you ask, yes, the answer to more than one question featured here is “have you tried faking a ghost about it”? Suggested talking points: The Character Arc of DJ Jazzy Jeff, All-purpose Goof Rom, Where's Your Power?, Travis's Special Underwear, Omnipotent Ice Cream Truck Drivers, Munchables, The Legality of Forest Mazes Support AAPI ...
We've always wanted to run one of the themed rides in Magic Kingdom. It turns out we can! Right now! Sit back, relax, and we’ll take you on a Jungle Cruise of the Mind. Suggested talking points: Nude glued and totally rude, Business Objects, All I wanted was to kill Lincoln on my birthday, Pacino and Bambino, Gentleman Chicken Saboteurs Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting polic...
