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Subscribe to our patreon for a bonus episode each week plus access to all urinal and stall shots patreon.com/westernpromises In this episode we are joined by Guy to discuss the real history behind the hit movie 300, the super dark effed up world of palworld, we learn what an earthrocker is, how beer is brewed ethically by sluts, the FAA hiring scandal, and what piercings you need to remove before you have a baby. Listen to Lifting in the Ruins: https://open.spotify.com/show/3ffjUb7V8IJROheAj3HFt...
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On this episode the mad lads discuss Cobra’s all time disaster stream, rogue trader, and whether or not meth makes your dick not work
patreon.com/westernpromises support the show and get bonus episodes each week and groomer discord access happy thanksgiving everyone. fill up on turkey and cakes and figs and sweet breads. slide up to the table and dig into this gristle with me. really get in there. dig your canines in. let your salivia pour over it. we are in this together. together we can really put a dent into this. pull on the chain, bring the gristle hook closer to you. im so sorry to hear about your sister, that must be ha...
wow what can we even say here. We are joined by the inventor of the TLC Tugger for this weeks Western Promises. We talk about the systematic mutilation of our nations men that is circumcision and also we get into toothbrush engineering. folks, you cannot miss this episode. I dont know how to tell you, if you dont listen to this you will actually die and you wont go to heaven. sorry pal, thems tha rulles. if you want to listen to more, why dont you just go ahead and sub to our patreon for bonus e...
In this podcast Paris and G will teach you how to please a woman. We will talk about internet stuff that Paris missed while he was getting his gender studies degree at Bard. We will talk about small trucks. We will teach you how to tap into the noosphere to receive untold wisdom. All you have to do, is click play.
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dont you find it funny how this always happens? you will be minding your own business, drinking a soft kombucha on the beach listening to banana pancakes and thinking "wow how could anything be better" when suddenly you are overcome with an impending sense of doom and deep embarassment. you feel it in your chest at first but then it starts to sink down into the pit of your stomach like a rotten baseball. did you really earn this life? have you done anything of value, ever? no, probably not. get ...
mexican aliens, steve harvey as the joker, Las Vegas getting pwnd, splitting your dick in two to ear extra money, starfield, brother, what didnt we talk about on this episode. A no-show guest couldnt stop us. Also help me rein in Kevin, he is going a little to hard recently and im worried about mass appeal. or at the very least subscribe to our patreon so we can get him some accent training. all of his accents sound the exact same and i just think we can do a little better. - sub for a bonus ep ...
pronouns? in my space video game? whats next? a lizzo mcdonalds meal? c'mon. bro the west has fallen, just get in the car. we are going to crystal burger also man what if you wanted like more of this show? patreon.com/westernpromises
if hercules missed when he shot out the sun do you think the arrow would have ever stopped? If atlas didnt shrug, do you think he ever would? if i was good once, was i am good as i ever was? this week we mourn the loss of our valued employee cootie. he was a real pain the the ass and he kept chewing off the erasers on all of the pencils in the supply closet but he could beat box better than anyone else in the office and the food he would bring for lunch looked so gross it made all of us feel bet...
can you imagine that? then we wouldnt have to go to 5th period. I hate that class. Why are we taking something called "college algebra" in frigging high school anyways? did someone miss a memo? hello!!! also Mrs. Lightfoot is so fat and flabby, how am i supposed to figure out who the hell this X guy is when all i can focus on is her flabby ass arms waving around. she smells like the bathroom at hobby lobby too. If she doesnt pass me I am going to take all of my dog's seizure medication and peace...
Here's the scoop: We are NOT neglecting the podcast. The problem? Beaumont was killed in whatever bullshit hurricane baby ass rain earthquake he's complaining about, Paris got lost in a Bass Pro Shop, and Kevin sold his computer for 900 VHS tapes of Corky Romano (unopened). Good riddance, if you ask me, heh! Heh! Heh! Baldur's Gate sex% run support us and love us and treat us right: https://www.patreon.com/westernpromises support this fella too: https://www.patreon.com/user/membership?u=99035655...
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listen to lifting in the ruins and uncle teds cabin have you seen this goddamn thing? i love it. The sphere is more important than the drawing your daughter made in therapy that accurately depicts her trauma in a way that will allow her to move on and grow into a beautiful and fuctioning adult. It is better than that one recipe you really nailed when your friends were coming over for dinner. It is so much better than than that time when everyone was ganging up on the autistic kid at school and f...
SUPPORT SHOW PLS: patreon.com/westernpromises I call him Don Raper actually because of how mean he is to women. he doesnt act towards them like i would. I would treat you so well. you would honestly get treated like a princess by me. You would never have to do dishes or clean sheets or things like that. I would do all of that. I would worship you. I would pause my game when you needed something from me, except dark souls (you cant pause it because it is basically online all the time time sorta, ...
patreon.com/westernpromises In the heart-pounding military thriller "The Phantom of the Ghost Gun," a team of elite soldiers is thrust into a high-stakes black ops mission that will push them to their limits. As the River Oracle of Edo State grows dangerously close to unlocking the secret of immortality, their assignment becomes clear: they must eliminate this relentless adversary before he alters the course of history forever. In the treacherous world of covert operations, where danger lurks at...
le sigh. a sad one today. it is both an honor and a great sadness that we were able to have the last correspondence with Titan, the doomed submarine that is lost or something. thank you to our special guest and please subscribe to our patreon to help support the billionaire's gooning stepson in these trying times. we will not donate any of the money but I would like to think our show would be a great comfort to him in between yellowy nuts. ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ patreon.com/westernpromises...
RIP Cormac McCarthy you would have loved leveling up your barbarian
with the boss out of the office, Paris and Kevin debate the merits of honking your car horn in celebration, why paris HATES the term boomershooter, and how one epic prank went tragically wrong these are called "jokes" "folks"... if you have a problem with us, take it up with our 5'2 senegalese manager named Gamecube. you can find him at https://www.patreon.com/westernpromises
Strap in for the debate event of the century. Young vs Old, West Coast vs Midwest, Israel vs China - Our very own Kevin stands up to the likes of Israellectuals and only me can decide who is the victor. You 👏 are 👏 not 👏 gonna 👏 wanna 👏 miss 👏 this 👏 folks👏 Follow Israllectuals: instagram.com/israellectuals2 You liked it? yeah? well then support the show you bag a bones, you baby boy, you lard ass bitch patreon.com/westernpromises...
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folks this week has been it is interesting that beau is afraid i find it funny how tony hawk the thing about mixing it up when everyone chris chan is on the loose free and thriving zelda leaked, im playing neo geo the sun is coming out and spring is upon us im in love and tongue kissing you after holding a mouthful of grape soda in my mouth for 10 minutes xoxoxo - beaumont
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well WHAT do ya know? beaumont and paris have left this miserable planet and only the chinese savant hero genius "kevin" is left to maintain it. lets have some fun..... (im going to end my life tomorrow) heres a cool lil thing: https://www.patreon.com/westernpromises
beaumont moves to japan to compete against the world's best custers revenge speedrunners. kevin's $5 webcam is still broke but it now allows everyone to see 5 seconds into the future. paris is in jail for selling rifles at a tj maxx. and you won't believe what happens next. subscribe for cool stuff please we quit our jobs and took out our 401ks to pay for the funeral service for the cash app guy who got stabbed: https://www.patreon.com/westernpromises
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