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we are joined by memes of saturn to discuss what REALLY happened in las vegas when that shooting happened, the next ince1 Sh*0ting, Long Beach California, those guys at the mall that try to sell you lotion, super mario kart, and a few other things. Subscribe to our patreon for video episodes and bonus episodes: patreon.com/westernpromises Follow memesofsaturn on instagram: instagram.com/thememesofsaturn ALSO: we got some initial reports from our early listeners on the Western Promises femboy gro...
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despite zero interest or support from anyone Paris' School of Femboy Magik and Homosexual Witchcraft is now open. to enroll please get on the first available public transit option in your city and hold hands with the driver. patreon.com/westernpromises to get access to the real spells
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all proceeds from the patreon this month will go to the gas stove anti defamation league patreon.com/westernpromises to support the show and get access to all bonus content and nude videos of paris dancing and holding hands with boys we talk about the andrew callaghan allegations and have a secret special guest but more importantly death stranding
support the show: patreon.com/westernpromises 🎶im a zoomer, im a groomer, im a midnight gooner🎶 - lyrics and composition by Paris. Happy new year promises. this is going to be a good year. lets make this recession work for us DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, enroll in Paris' magic school. first and only warning.
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patreon.com/westernpromises The boys from the betaverse podcast join us to wish all the freaks, the losers, the broken-hearted, the crippled, the stupid, the gay, the fat, the ugly, the stinky smelly, the grotesque, the Albanian, the christian, and the muslim a wonderful merry christmas and happy holidays. listen to the betaverse here: https://open.spotify.com/show/7hJMETwpPjeC8gonyPYoXT?si=bNYzGUFIRp6bQUNUFdc01w...
support the show :) patreon.com/westernpromises we are joined by final_f0rm to talk resident evil, tank controls, the T virus, semen retention, pre rendered backgrounds, dead space, and so much more. follow final form on instagram: instagram.com/final_f0rm
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PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES episode 67. what else can we say. elon musk bedside table, nick fuentes, jimmy kimmel, ye, using CRISPR to make your baby even more chinese, folks, what else is there, Jude Doyle, Cyberpunk, what else!?? i mean, wtf, the witcher??? TIM POOL????
i wish i could just relive the days when i could play call of duty modern warfare 2 online over and over and over again. nothing will ever feel like that ever again.
PART 1 :) israellectuals hangs out IRL to talk elevator autists, Australian rock n roll, and what it means to be punk follow israllectuals on instagram: instagram.com/israllectuals2 for part 2 subscribe pls :) patreon.com/westernpromises
thank flying spaghetti monster its friday no guest this week, still reeling from loss of our instagram account. we have a new one, follow that please. instagram.com/westernpromises_subsistence free tonychasebusiness free darrell free drugcultgang support the boys and our album writing trip to the cabin in the woods and get access to all other content: patreon.com/westernpromises...
Join us for this exciting radio drama. What is going to happen with anna taylor joy and this big horse? will the jockey be involved? how much? too much? Smegmagician joins us to not masturbate at all while we discuss teaching your son to masturbate, tiktok, the internet, pornography, and Dance Dance Revolution. Article read this episode: https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html Follow smegmagician on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/smegmagic...
We are joined by Max from Schizotopia to discuss self circumcision, darrell brooks, diamond and silk, bait car, to catch a predator, swatch internet time, and so much more. Support the show and get access to all additional bonus content: patreon.com/westernpromises Follow Schizotopia Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/schizotopia.pod/ Podcast: Schizotopia...
A preview of bonus episode 15 Justice4Darrell To listen to the full episode, get access to all other bonus content, and to help me get top surgery, subscribe to our patreon. patreon.com/westernpromises
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Joined once again by our pal Academic Fraud to discuss Canadian politics, lizzo, pit bulls, return, polyamory, twitchcon, pokemon, the young turks, and most importantly redacted. Buy his books: https://fraud.cool/ Support the boys: patreon.com/westernpromises
One last episode before Kevin's blood ritual at Jolibee is complete. The boys are joined by a tribe of south Sudanese pygmies who talk about the way of living in their small village. Small as in number of people, dont be rude. But honestly yes this is the last one where everything will be all fucked up because now im all settled into my new cute place, kevin is done with whatever personal bullshit "health emergency" (cringe) he was dealing with and Paris, well lets just say he is...
CLASSIC EPISODE ALERT Kevin is dead, long live kevin Kevin's frail chinese body has succumbed to a world of warcraft virus and now it is just Beaumont and Paris, the original WP boys. All texas all the time. I thought for sure Andrew and Tasha were done after he "licked her tit or whatever" but wow they really pulled through. I know i dont know them but i feel like they will truly make it on the outside. Hasan Piker no-fap Catholicism retvrn Love Island Breaking News The last episode that will s...
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1. hi we're not dead but a host by the name of "Bow Mont" has died tragically in a car accident RIP 2. did regis philbin psyop norm madcdonald into losing celebrity millionare? yes 3. a very special bonus ep thing being edited as we speak and will be out soon we promise 4. nothing wrong with me 5. nothing wrong with me 6. somethings got to give 7. let the bodies hit the floor subscribe to our patreon so we can afford a new cohost: patreon.com/westernpromises...
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