Ep 25: Surprise & Crash Into Me

If you are a teen boy wondering if you should do a striptease for your erstwhile girlfriend's birthday at a restaurant during a party attended by PARENTS, we have some advice. Bottom line: don't do it. Also, Max is being bossy and Jim is pissing us off with his cop shit. On Roswell New Mexico, there is A LOT happening. Some of it sweet, some of it shocking and some of it making us wish that there were 7-9 more eps this season to fully explore. Plus, Maria is in mortal danger, and Ryan is not happy.