It's series final time of two tv shows and a podcast! The Roswell gang is getting ready to hit the road and Liz is seeing the future. Roswell New Mexico offers a different kind of closure, but both eps feature a wedding and a slew of shippable moments. Plus, in a moment of fan service that serviced your hosts, Allie puts on the antenna headband!
Tess is back and she brought the cutest baby in the universe. No, seriously, this baby actor is ultra cute in every shot. Over on Roswell, NM, Liz is losing it ("it" being her science brain) and the gang all meets up in the pocket dimension for a rescue mission. It mostly works. One more ep to go!
This week, we have an alien ship crash, a pocket universe proposal and a dying fiance reveal. Ryan and Patrick think that the last two happen in the wrong order.
It's a three-fer episode. OG Roswell enters a Prestige TV era and Roswell New Mexico plays with a pocket dimension and Bad Liz who our hosts root for until she's mean to Rosa.
Ryan and Patrick dig into the secrets of Metachem, the dynamics of a New England boarding school and the conflict between art and commerce on OG Roswell. On RNM, Liz is living a Western fantasy in a somewhat hokey but somehow charming alt-Roswell. Plus, Allie is here!
This week, we're back with the OG Roswell episode that is darkest for Maria stans, as she blithely goes around hurting her closest friends (and Jim Valenti) by being wrapped up in her nascent record deal. But, also? It's a freaking RECORD DEAL, so Ryan and Patrick support her hurtful ways. Over on Roswell NM, three episode's worth of action happens and your hosts reimagine the storylines to include a Tezca/Isabel stand alone ep that is really affecting, if only imaginary.
It's a double Roswell, New Mexico week! We talk Kyle/Isabel fallout, clu-velations and the moment late in the second episode that delighted Ryan the most.
This week OG Roswell is stuck in a sitcom and it's pretty great! Meanwhile, per usual there is a LOT happening on RoswellNM. Including a 40's flashback, Max keeping secrets, and a Mexico hookup that may lead to a very sad Kyle.
Your hosts start the ep discussing the OG Roswell New Years Episode! We have fun pairings, limited Alien action and a very charming Kyle. Roswell NM's Kyle is not having as good of a time, but he still might be having the best episode since he at least got a trip to Mexico
It's a all-Roswell, New Mexico ep! Patrick and Ryan return to talk through the first three episodes of the final season. There's proposal etiquette, a rundown on a slew of new characters and severe distaste for men in bars with guitars, even if they're as hot as Michael.
Patrick and Ryan finish the season in binge mode and the eps are all the better for it! There are alien body swaps, secret crushes and a final twist that sent one of your hosts REELING.
Woah woah woah. So much is happening in this Roswell New Mexico double-header. A preacher joins the alien fold, Liz does super science, and Rosa has a sweet storyline about pursuing her dreams. Plus, swordfights by the pool of a neat desert mansion!
This week, it's Christmastime in OG Roswell, and at least one of our hosts is into it. Isabel realizes that Christmas is not just about ver vision, Kyle finds out that his dad is all about the young ladies and Max discovers that it's not all about him. Over on Roswell NM, your hosts feel like they missed a step, but enjoy the character pairings for each storyline and the return of horniness!
This week Patrick consoles Ryan after a viewing of easily the most painful of all M&M breakups. Then, they break down RNM Maria's mind adventures and wish they were more pumped about the latest Michael/Alex developments. NOTE: we had some audio issues, but things are back to normal after the first 5 minutes. Apologies!
This week, Patrick and Ryan express appreciation for the Dad team up in Roswell's b-story, pity Jesse in the a-story and find a lot to like in a new episode of RNM.
This week, Patrick and Ryan are joined by writer and podcaster Rachel Chapman ( You've Got Hanks, Inside the Disney Vault ). Together, the trio discusses the merits of a honky tonk strip club bachelor party, where a manager should sit when a band performs at a wedding and whether the awesome last five minutes makes up for a middling episode of Roswell NM.
This week, join Patrick and Ryan as they examine Max's dickier tendencies and empathize with Mrs. Evans on OG Roswell and then try to remember what they love about Roswell NM.
This week, Patrick and Ryan are joined by Colin J. Morris. As expected, he is a delight and cottons on pretty well after not seeing a second of either Roswell in two years. On OG Roswell, the crew talks Max's trip to LA and the A+ performance that is Mr. and Mrs. Evan's reaction to Isabel's engagement. On Roswell NM a LOT is going on and they try to parse exactly how much of it was a dream.
Isabel has some decisions to make on OG Roswell. Meanwhile, Michael is both happy and bad at time management, but Maria is both understanding and needing something in her own life. Also, the actors playing Liz's parents are KILLING IT! Over on RNM, we've got some ugly ass Wild Pony merch, New Mexico is on fire and everyone is fighting. Also, Kyle might be starting a Frequency rip off storyline and your hosts are here for it.
With armed robbery in the recent rearview, Roswell season three gets to a very important development: Michael has friends! Of course, he almost immediately gets them all fired, but it's emotional growth. This episode also prompts Patrick and Ryan to decide exactly how to react when your paramour presents a hang glider in the dead of night. Over on Roswell, New Mexico, Liz and Max continue to have the cutest one night stands on record and Jones' backstory gives our hosts a chance to reflect on th...
It's season three on your favorite Alien soaps! First, we witness Liz and Max's descent from sweet skinnydippers to armed robbers. Then, on RNM, Liz and Max are separated but each find a great storyline for Ryan and Patrick to geek out over.
Triple-header-season-ender. We have Max getting emotional, Candy being sweet as hell and and a weird middle episode that Ryan and Patrick don't really know what to do with. This week, we complete Roswell season two!
These episodes are just really sad and really grounded. That doesn't leave Patrick and Ryan much to be silly about, but they do their best and that's all Alex would've wanted.
This week, Patrick and Ryan discuss Max and Liz being the worst Gamble Guys, Isabel destroying boundaries and how Kyle remains the GOAT.
This week Patrick and Ryan dig deep into mansion home design, Ryan's Grey's Anatomy Izzy continuity theory and why Kyle and Alex are the best.
This week Isabel is back to her old tricks, everyone is mean to Maria's cousin, and Sheriff Valenti is in T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
Our episodes this week bring a big decision for Max, the return of Amy Deluca (yay!) and a whole lotta God talk. YMMV, but Patrick and Ryan have a good time parsing it all out.
This week, parents are shifted into another time dimension, Max is a bossy pants and Kyle remains the best. Also, it's time for the alt versions of our favorite aliens as they invade Roswell with their attitude, schemes and accents.
Surprise! Patrick and Ryan prematurely end their hiatus to do a Roswell s2 catch up. This week, it's FutureMax and a surprising amount of horniness on The End of the World and Creepy Nicholas living in a Ghost Town on The Harvest.
On this week's episode, Ryan and Patrick go back to the forties, but this time on O.G. Roswell. So many cute outfits! Also, a whole heckuva lot happens on Roswell, New Mexico. Things get wrapped up, Alex sings, Liz sees the ocean, and a whole new villain is revealed.
