Camel sat on a woman at a truck stop so she bit its testicles. Man drowns during underwater marriage proposal. German court rules that hangovers are an illness. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://fa...
Sep 23, 2019•25 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida couple has sex inside police car after arrested for riding bicycles drunk. Police department warns drug dealers with signs "closed for business". Looking for a job? Florida is hiring 50 people to hunt pythons. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at htt...
Sep 20, 2019•19 min
Australia fighting over whether or not to kill man eating sharks. China's "Loch Ness Monster" turns out to be an airbag. Man from the Philippines accused of raping his neighbor's pet pig. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter....
Sep 19, 2019•16 min
Teen dressed as Spiderman lures and beats up a pedophile. Massive semen explosion after a fire at bull insemination facility. The remains of a man missing 22 years found using Google Earth. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitte...
Sep 18, 2019•16 min
Dog owner arranged for sex with a woman for its birthday present. Scientists have made knives out of frozen poop because they're very bored. Vaginal fluid transplants will be available in the US soon. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or ht...
Sep 17, 2019•19 min
Extreme marriage proposals in Russia. Guy takes an emotional support clown to his work evaluation. Teenager after hit in the head thinks every day is June 11. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://face...
Sep 16, 2019•32 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman will marry her Tetris video game cartridge. Fake fortune teller sentenced for faking a curse. Woman banned from Disney for fighting over a cigarette. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones ...
Sep 14, 2019•21 min
Cashier memorizes 1300 Credit card numbers and buys a bag. Military officer wants to outlaw farts on planes. A robot priest can give you blessings.
Sep 12, 2019•16 min
Man visits 15,000 Starbucks stores around the world and is now sick of coffee. Pastor dies after fasting 30 days to beat Jesus' record. Hacking high tech sex toys. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http:/...
Sep 11, 2019•20 min
Police are looking for a stolen roller coaster in Ohio. People are ordering sex dolls that look like their friends' girlfriends. Town wants restaurant owner to change the name Pho King Good. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitt...
Sep 09, 2019•19 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man parks Smart car in his kitchen so Hurricane Dorian won't blow it away. Man steals steaks by putting them down his pants. Man suggests the Navy drop ice on top of the Hurricane to make it stop. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/fun...
Sep 06, 2019•27 min
Pigeon rolling contest is apparently cruel. Many babies are growing abnormal bodyhair from medication mixup. Robot pole dancers are here! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjone...
Sep 04, 2019•19 min
Nurse used patient's vagina as a ventriloquist dummy. 3000 person hide n seek game at Ikea foiled by police. The Pope got stuck in the elevator. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comed...
Sep 03, 2019•25 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man who was caught on video mowing his lawn naked wants his teaching job back. Street fight erupts over a Michael Jackson impersonator. Man demands another man flush the toilet using a machete. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyj...
Aug 30, 2019•24 min
Japan is cracking down on "Air Dicks" on public transportation. Beware of the rolling mountain poop balls. Anti groping technology for the Japanese perverts. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://faceb...
Aug 29, 2019•24 min
Sex robots could malfunction and strangle their human lovers. Kids are becoming emotionally attached to robots. Red Bull pays Canadians who did not grow wings after drinking it. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyj...
Aug 28, 2019•21 min
Seagull spoils drugbust by stealing all the weed. 40 person fight at waterpark over a towel. Firefighters rescue woman stuck in septic tank for days. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/...
Aug 27, 2019•29 min
Drunk man tried to order an Uber using his vape pen. The Butt Convention was a big butt hit in New York City. NASA investigates first crime in outer space. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://faceboo...
Aug 26, 2019•20 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man attacks jogger with a sword over pile of trash. Man dies in meth lab after lighting farts on fire. Man arrested for botching castration on victim he met on the Dark Web. New law would take away rifles from 10 year old girls on their bday. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews...
Aug 23, 2019•21 min
Karaoke with coworkers no longer required in South Korea. Protesting high school students demanding a smoke break on campus. San Francisco changing crime lingo in order to sanitize language. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitt...
Aug 22, 2019•21 min
Six senior citizens arrested for public sex in Connecticut. Swastika ride shut down by German amusement park. YouTube removes videos of robots fighting thinking it was animals fighting. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.co...
Aug 21, 2019•19 min
Avocado Hand is sending people to the emergency room. Dubliners advised to watch out for drunk pigeons. A serial wedding crasher is wanted on Texas. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/c...
Aug 20, 2019•22 min
Public restroom will install anti sex devices. Airport employee fired for giving passenger a note that read "You ugly!" Woman burns down a man's house because he fell asleep on her after booty call. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http...
Aug 19, 2019•27 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man reports handgun stolen during an orgy at his home. Florida men, one dressed in a bull onesie, attempt to burn down a house with Ragu sauce during burglary. Man accused of attacking neighbors with nunchucks and bugspray. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy ...
Aug 16, 2019•24 min
Man dies after competing in a taco eating contest. Chemicals in Malaysian rivers are turning fish gay. New Zealanders warned about eating sexy lichen. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com...
Aug 15, 2019•25 min
World's first masturbation vending machine opens in Japan. Man hospitalized for a ten day erection. Mass hysteria and demonic possession grips Indonesian schools. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://...
Aug 14, 2019•30 min
Man's penis is turning to bone in rare condition. U.S. Department of Transportation allows miniature horses to fly as service animals. Man wearing a tv on head caught delivering 50 TV's to Virginia homes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones o...
Aug 13, 2019•21 min
Man hospitalized after singing too much karaoke. Cathedral installs a miniature golf course to draw parishioners. Demand for white American blue-eyed sperm surges in Brazil. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones...
Aug 12, 2019•33 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man pulls a gun on late arriving furtniture delivery drivers. Lost motorist tells police he was smoking weed to get ready for the return of Jesus. Man injured while pulling open alligator jaws to free his dog. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://inst...
Aug 09, 2019•29 min
Drunk Russian wakes up in a morgue after being declared dead, then returns to the party. World's first plant hotel opens in London. Chernobyl vodka is non radioactive they claim. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funny...
Aug 08, 2019•23 min
