Poop museum opening in Tokyo. Doctors are warning women not to put wasp nests inside their vagina. Suspects hold man hostage and make him a grilled cheese sandwich. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http:...
Aug 07, 2019•30 min
Cow cuddling is a new wellness trend and it costs $300 a session. Priest arrested and removed from ministry for stalking Conan O'Brien. Indonesian man walking in reverse to save the forests. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitt...
Aug 06, 2019•23 min
Arizona man learns his mother's dead body was sold to the military and detonated in an experiment. Brazilian gang leader dresses up as his own daughter in failed prison escape. Basketball player fails drug test when it reveals he's pregnant. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy...
Aug 06, 2019•14 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Beekeeper says someone is murdering his bees. Man blames his horse for a home break-in. After a human shooting, Florida tempers its advice in hunting iguanas. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjon...
Aug 02, 2019•28 min
Woman marries dog on live tv during British morning show. McDonald's unintentionally designs blowjob cups. 1 in 4 food delivery drivers admit to tasting your food. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http:/...
Aug 01, 2019•25 min
Someone installed see-saws at the US Mexico border so kids can play together. Body parts of people with Albinism used for witchcraft. Juul ecigarette rep told a ninth grade class that their device is toally safe. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funn...
Jul 31, 2019•30 min
Dutch actors accused of drug dealing claims it was an experiment for a new tv role. FBI finds a bucket of heads and a freezer full of penis at Arizona body donation facility. Woman wanted for urinating on potatoes at a Walmart. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://ins...
Jul 30, 2019•21 min
Millennials without kids should be banned from Disney. passenger dressed as a clown causes huge brawl on a cruise ship. Hordes of grasshoppers invading Las Vegas. Emails and a NEW Patron! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter....
Jul 29, 2019•25 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Iguanas are pooping in hot tubs all over Florida. Her FastPass didn't work so she punched a Disney employee in the face. Teacher accused of improper hugs at a high school. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter...
Jul 26, 2019•33 min
Storm Loch Ness! After storming Area 51, people want to hunt down the legendary monster. Supermarket employee that disappeared ten years ago found behind a cooler. German daycares are under police protection after removing pork from the menu. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jones...
Jul 25, 2019•31 min
Dead squirrel eating men outside a vegan restaurant fined. Perverts are ruining the nude zone in a Paris park. McDonald's customer fires off a gun after receiving cold fries. Emails and shout outs too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or h...
Jul 25, 2019•28 min
Pennsylvania school district threatens to take away children for unpaid lunch debts. Dying birds falling from the sky in Australia is a mystery. Man spends five days on the toilet to break world record. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or ...
Jul 23, 2019•27 min
Heat wave have police asking criminals to take a break from crimes til it cools off. FDA warns that "Big Penis" supplement works way too well. Prime minister in Japan asks cheaters to vote for him. Some emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/fu...
Jul 22, 2019•26 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man attacks wife's lover with scissors and flees with penis. Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys. Florida city plays the Babyshark song on a loop to keep homeless people away from the park. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/f...
Jul 19, 2019•26 min
Female swinger suffers a heart attack after overdoing at an orgy during a sexfest. Man finds a photo of his own amputated leg on a pack of cigarettes without his consent. California city votes to ban gendered words like "manhole" becomes "maintenance hole". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews a...
Jul 18, 2019•21 min
The annual T-Rex race is amazing! Woman hurls a live snake at the driver of car she car-jacked. Norway Island wants to be world's first time-free zone. Also some calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or h...
Jul 17, 2019•25 min
A Texas woman was living with her dead mother for three years. Storm tourists are dropping thousands if dollars to chase tornadoes. Man drove 100km to steal 8 pairs of women's underwear. Shout outs too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or ...
Jul 16, 2019•21 min
Grandfather brings marijuana laced cake for the hospital staff. Tennessee police warning to not flush drugs down the toilet for fear of creating "meth gators". Feds warn people not to storm Area 51 looking for aliens because the military is ready and waiting. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews...
Jul 15, 2019•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman accused of urinating in the ice cream. Dunkin's manager hired a fake employee to pocket wages. School principal reassigned after saying the Holocaust wasn't a factual historical event. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews VISIT the official sponsor of Florida Friday: The Pop Culture Antique Museum and online store - http://freaksgeeksandgame...
Jul 12, 2019•22 min
Man in a onesie and cat named Spaghetti broke into someone's new home to eat cupcakes. Car catches fire during gender reveal gone very wrong. Chernobyl to become an official tourist attraction. New Patron and some emails! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram...
Jul 11, 2019•24 min
Drunk man sends injured baby bird to a wildlife rescue in an Uber. Korean air cabin chief demoted for not serving alcohol to the pilot. Traffic lights on the ground are being introduced to keep smartphone addicts safe. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.co...
Jul 10, 2019•27 min
Sex toy app tells women how many calories they burn while masturbating. Marijuana laced poop is getting dogs high in Aspen. Emoji's are increasingly coming up in court cases and judges don't know what to do. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjone...
Jul 09, 2019•22 min
Walmart's armed employee guards Blue Bell ice cream following viral licking video. Mother gave birth to other couple's babies following fertility clinic mix-up. Instagram model sells her bath water for $30 a bottle. Some calls and emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jones...
Jul 08, 2019•32 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man caught feeding alligator resists arrest: "He's a good boy. He loves my bagels". After 6 year battle, couple wins the right to plant veggies in front yard. Woman leaves $5k tip on $55 bill to get revenge on her boyfriend. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews Check out the official Florida Friday Sponsor: The Pop Culture Antique Museum and onlin...
Jul 05, 2019•21 min
Airports open their terminals up to tourists who wanna hang out. Man breaks into a church and eats their famous tamales. Watching porn at work increases unethical behavior. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones ...
Jul 03, 2019•22 min
Selfies now five times more deadly than shark attacks. Hells Angels clubhouse is a surprise Pokemon Go gym location. Canada takes their garbage from the Philippines ending long time trashy dispute. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http:...
Jul 02, 2019•21 min
Bishop plans to dump holy water on the city to rid it of demons. Texas woman banned from Walmart after eating half a cake and demanding to pay half price. Denver is capturing geese from the city parks, killing them and feeding them to hungry families. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOL...
Jul 01, 2019•23 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Poop and run! Man takes off shirt then poops in a stranger's driveway. Man accused of killing Pinky the famous flamingo hit and killed by a truck. Fearing her husband, she took his guns to the police & they arrested her. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews Check out the sponsor - http://freaksgeeksandgamers.com -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube...
Jun 28, 2019•19 min
Man gives police a sperm sample instead of a urine sample at traffic stop. Woman's dying wish was to be arrested after being good all her life. Arby's creates "Megetables" in response to fake meat trends. Calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/f...
Jun 27, 2019•25 min
Sex doll maker creates replicas of your dead partner to combat loneliness. Alabama car dealiership is giving away shotguns and Bibles with every sale. Girl with severe stomach pain had hundreds of undigested milk tea pearls in her gut. Many CALLS too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOL...
Jun 26, 2019•25 min
