Delta Airlines restores same sex scenes in their in-flight movies. Elementary school student wore a Nazi costume in the Halloween parade. Indiana woman found dead with python wrapped around her and 140 snakes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjo...
Nov 04, 2019•24 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man accused of attacking a car at a traffic light with nunchucks. Fisherman lost at sea for two weeks claims was raped bu mermaids. Man beats peeping tom to death at girlfriends window. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or ...
Nov 01, 2019•18 min
Phone sex hotline number was given out instead of suicide hotline to middle school students. Tour guide stung to death by giant killer wasps in front of tour group. Our helpful government wants to protect you guys from pumpkin carving death. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy...
Oct 31, 2019•20 min
Man gets drunk without alcohol as his stomach brews booze. Man saved his fingernail clippings for a year and made engagement ring. Airlines pilots accused of live streaming a camera from the bathroom to cockpit. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funny...
Oct 30, 2019•25 min
Funeral ends on a high after hash cakes are accidentally served. Wisconsin man banned from all libraries on Earth. Moose dropping festival turns to mayhem. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://faceboo...
Oct 29, 2019•17 min
Teenager breaks into a prison to get his criminal girlfriend back. Vagina museum gets a liquor license and people are angry about it. Put your face on a robot and be paid $130k to do so. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.c...
Oct 29, 2019•23 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked man covered in Vaseline streaks through a mall and takes dump on cash register. Man arrested for having sex with stuffed animals in a Target. Stripper arms herself with a BB gun and fights a rival dancer on stage. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at h...
Oct 25, 2019•26 min
Scariest haunted house in US requires a doctor's note. A hitman hires a hitman hires a hitman and so on. Couple adopted a daughter who is really an adult dwarf that tried to murder them. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.c...
Oct 25, 2019•19 min
Kmart removes children's halloween bride costume after complaint it encourages child marriage. Town bans trick or treat for kids over age 12. Sheriff puts No Trick or Treat sign in front of sex offender homes and gets a lawsuit. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://in...
Oct 23, 2019•20 min
New law in Massachusetts could make it illegal to say "bitch". Groom takes gay lover on honeymoon with new bride. US Navy Doomsday plane taken down by a small bird. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http:...
Oct 22, 2019•25 min
Ohio mom discovers a home invader giving her two year old a bath. Apology after Indian students wear cardboard boxes on their heads for exams. Phone addicted teenagers are now enrolling in detox camp. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or ht...
Oct 21, 2019•22 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man uses police badge and fake lights he bought on eBay to pull over people. Man has eaten nothing but macaroni and cheese for 17 years. Store owner fires AK-47 rifle at unarmed customers. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones ...
Oct 18, 2019•26 min
Pop up brothels in England. Spa offers snake massages. Arkansas woman arrested wearing a bag of meth as a hair bow. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.co...
Oct 17, 2019•20 min
Mom sues son's five boyfriends for making him inject his scrotum with silicone. Dutch family found living in a basement for 9 years awaiting the end of the world. Police in Uzbekistan no longer allowed to hide behind trees and rocks. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http...
Oct 16, 2019•28 min
Doctors warn women not to use toothpaste to tighten their vagina. Dead man gets last laugh with funny funeral prank. High school bans student cell phone use amid controversy. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjone...
Oct 15, 2019•23 min
Jersey man threatened farmers who denied him sex with their animals. China is breeding giant pigs as heavy as polar bears amid pork shortage. Woman tells police a meth sandwich to blame for failed drug test. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjone...
Oct 14, 2019•30 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man shot his son in law who was trying to surprise him on his birthday. Man arrested for trying to get an alligator drunk. Driver in a crash accused if offering the victim free Chili's leftovers to not call the police. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at ht...
Oct 11, 2019•18 min
Senior citizen in Tokyo steals 159 bicycle seats for revenge. Hundreds of e-scooters lose their license during Oktoberfest mayhem. UFO seekers flock to a hill in Thailand looking for Buddhist aliens. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or htt...
Oct 10, 2019•20 min
Cattle mysteriously mutilated in Oregon. Jesus shoes filled with holy water sell out within minutes. Houston women rally against Tampon Tax. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianj...
Oct 09, 2019•25 min
Scientists will study how to breed sheep that fart less. Nudists with a fire truck assist fire fighters in Tennessee. Woman in Oklahoma shot by a dog. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com...
Oct 08, 2019•17 min
Woman climbed into Bronx Zoo exhibit to taunt and dance for a lion. Georgia teacher tells class the Confederate flag means you intend to marry your sister. Guinea pig ice cream is a hit in Ecuador. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http:...
Oct 07, 2019•24 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Church will move into a former strip club. Man breaks into home to cook breakfast and tells owner, "Go back to sleep." Family outraged over hate symbol at a theme park. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.co...
Oct 04, 2019•27 min
Woman with Wifi allergy sleeps in a copper sleeping bag each night. Environmental protestors lose control of their fake blood fire hose. Alligator in Japanese zoo pond died with 330 coins in its belly. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or h...
Oct 03, 2019•25 min
Zombies wanted! North Carolina town is staging a zombie apocalypse survival test. A deputy is accused of stripping to his underwear and baptising a drug suspect. Scientist says an alien may have bugged rocks to spy on Earth. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instag...
Oct 02, 2019•21 min
Pornographic hackers are now part of our everyday world. College student faked autism to fend off sex offender. Army posts ad online seeing dead bodies and frozen parts. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or ...
Oct 01, 2019•23 min
Elvis impersonator steals fake vagina from a sex shop. Japan airline will warn you if you'll be sitting next to a baby on your flight. Fugitive on the run for 17 years found living in a cave by a drone. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or ...
Sep 30, 2019•20 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Teen attacks elderly family at dinner table over tomatoes. Teacher found guilty of selling drugs to kids at her school. Digging for change at toll booth leads to an extreme case of road rage. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjon...
Sep 28, 2019•21 min
Man arrested for burp-pranking the 999 emergency hotline in UK. Endangered species condoms will save the Earth. Broken Heart Syndrome triggered by wasabi. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook...
Sep 26, 2019•16 min
World fart competition in India ends without a single contestant passing wind. No more pre-marital sex in Indonesia. Masturbation lessons for six year olds in UK classrooms? Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones...
Sep 25, 2019•22 min
Portland police say they are not allowed to stop people from pooping in the street. Japan is going wild for luxury toilet paper at $12 per roll. A company will pay you $1000 month to drink coffee anywhere but Starbucks. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.c...
Sep 24, 2019•19 min
