Santas take down a stabbing suspect on the train following Santacon NYC. Woman brought her dead friend's overdosed body to a church parking lot to 'seek help from God'. Brazilian man arrested after dressing up as his mother to take the driving test for her. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews a...
Dec 16, 2019•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Miami stripper arrested for squirting vaginal fluids at the police. 12 year old Florida girl arrested for posting a kill list on Snapchat. Florida village commissioner stole money for joyrides to the sex toy shop. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://...
Dec 13, 2019•24 min
Oakland proposes using a cruise ship to house 1,000 homeless people. Woman's naughty Christmas lights anger community. Renting dead bodies is a scam on the rise. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://f...
Dec 12, 2019•30 min
Elementary school class assignment asks students to "set your price for your slaves". Arizona man registers a swarm of bees aa emotional support animals. Sex offender's wife owns and runs a daycare while offender lives next door. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://i...
Dec 12, 2019•21 min
Art gallery removes $120,000 banana-taped-to-wall exhibit after someone takes a bite. Man whose farts kill mosquitoes has been discovered. Mother shamed for calling Father Christmas because it's not gender neutral. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/fu...
Dec 10, 2019•21 min
Walmart apologizes for sweater featuring santa with cocaine. Robocalls are on the rise, what should we do about all the spam calls? Chipotle has nurses ensure their workers are really sick and not just hungover. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funny...
Dec 09, 2019•21 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Couple buys baby bouncer at Goodwill, finds a semi-automatic rifle inside. Man abandons his boy on the highway because he thought he was gay. Man steals fire chief's truck and then sets himself on fire in the jail. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http:/...
Dec 06, 2019•18 min
Lady caught with 23 ATM cards hidden inside her genitals. Airline opens a restaurant that only serves airline food. Hoverboard dentist goes to court. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/...
Dec 05, 2019•14 min
America braces itself for a french fry shortage. Woman sprays her fresh breast milk at a train operator in Germany. Christians are disappointed of a piece of wood allegedly from Jesus' manger being so small. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjone...
Dec 04, 2019•22 min
Woman cop proposes marriage to a criminal and arrests him in temple. South Koreans fake their own funerals to get life lessons. Russian farmers use VR headsets to improve their cows mood. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter....
Dec 03, 2019•18 min
"Butthole Sunning" is the latest holistic health practice. Japanese store has employees wear "Period Badges" to the dismay of internet. Indonesia wants to be a tourist destination for penis enlargement massages. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funny...
Dec 02, 2019•26 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman calls 911 ro report body of unknown woman whom police say she actually killed herself. Man arrested for challenging police to a car race. Dog puts a car into reverse and drives in circles for an hour. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagr...
Nov 29, 2019•18 min
Thanksgiving Episode! TSA says it's okay to bring an entire cooked turkey in your carry on. Christmas tree shortage leads to expensive trees and gangs of tree theives. 10 Weird Thanksgiving dinner options. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones ...
Nov 28, 2019•17 min
Smiling serial poop dumper is terrorizing Toronto. New Zealand launches first HIV positive sperm bank in the world. Man accused of using sorcery to cause crocodile attacks. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones ...
Nov 27, 2019•22 min
Austria turning Hitler's birthplace into a police station. Doctor saves man's life by sucking urine during flight. Porn stars and sex workers had their Instagram accounts deleted. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funn...
Nov 26, 2019•20 min
Man creates a dating app where he's the only guy on there. California town has the slowest internet in the US. Gang of taxi drivers steals a dead baby from hospital. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http...
Nov 25, 2019•25 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman bit her boyfriend's penis "out of frustration". Win a baby! Radio contest leads to new son for Florida couple. Police use stun guns to extract Florida man from a Walmart ceiling. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or h...
Nov 23, 2019•17 min
British man nearly dies when a parasite crawls into his penis and lays eggs. Activists try to change the law that allows you to do anything to opossums. Police remove a lion from a home after a report it was being used as a guard dog. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at htt...
Nov 21, 2019•16 min
Man accused of attacking his family for not supporting him on America's Got Talent. Amazon in trouble for selling fake blood capsules for Indian wedding night. Gin company infuses their alcohol with elephant dung. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/fun...
Nov 21, 2019•16 min
Garbage collector finds whale vomit worth a fortune. Onion shortage on Bangladesh causing riots. Frustrated airline baggage handler swaps 286 luggage tags. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://faceboo...
Nov 19, 2019•19 min
Scientists develop slippery toilet coating to stop poo sticking. Man arrested after son brings a bag of heroin to school, says when he tastes it he becomes Spiderman. People are posting pics of their poo on Facebook. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/...
Nov 19, 2019•25 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman drowns her cat in order to "take him to Jesus". Florida University football coach's wife kisses all the players before every game. Woman charged after argument on Xbox Live leads to drive by shooting. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagr...
Nov 15, 2019•20 min
Woman arrested for making 24,000 prank calls to 911. Doctors warn women not to masturbate with electric toothbrush. Whales are finally freed from Russian Whale Jail. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http...
Nov 14, 2019•15 min
Smart speaker witnessed a crime over audio. Wife identifies her husband after he's eaten by a shark. Two villages vote themselves out if existence. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/co...
Nov 13, 2019•14 min
Baby born on the dance floor gets free admission to the club for life. Germany man loses license for drunk driving E-scooter and yodelling. Wanna Airbnb in the NYC Projects. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones...
Nov 13, 2019•17 min
Plane crashed during a gender reveal gone very wrong. Man arrested for breaking into a store to save the mannequins from sex slavery. Young boy calls 911 and asks for a Happy Meal and the police deliver. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...
Nov 11, 2019•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida police need help finding an 8 foot tall Bigfoot statue that was stolen from a mattress store. Emotional support rooster is angering some Jacksonville neighbors. Man arrested for groping the princess at Disney Magic Kingdom. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW...
Nov 08, 2019•17 min
Masturbate in privacy inside your own cardboard box. Family makes corpse stand at her own funeral. Fake cop joins real cop chase and handcuffs suspect at gunpoint. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http:/...
Nov 07, 2019•17 min
Rapper T.I. makes sure his daughter is a virgin by going with her to the gynecologist each year. China fears video game addiction and imposes curfew. Parents sue school board for teaching daughter girls and boys "aren't real". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://inst...
Nov 06, 2019•27 min
Fried chicken that tastes like girl's feet? America has the biggest pile of bacon in 50 years. Train rider reports suspicious package that was actually box that detects suspicious packages. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitte...
Nov 05, 2019•15 min
