African men are demanding to be breastfed. Fish farm rejected after fairy warnings. German police callee after store sells Nazi Beer. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy o...
Jan 29, 2020•23 min
TikTok users are dipping their testicles in soy sauce in a new viral challenge. Lady serial pooper arrested for defecating in parking lot. Ghost Marriages are still a tradition in rural China. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twi...
Jan 28, 2020•17 min
"Penis Man" graffiti artist arrested by heavily armed SWAT officers. Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels. Texas man is eating nothing but dog food for 30 days. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjon...
Jan 27, 2020•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Iguanas are falling from trees and people are selling the meat online. Mother - daughter psychic team gets prison for defrauding customers. Woman arrested for making a bomb in a mason jar in Walmart. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/...
Jan 24, 2020•17 min
Man claims "I'm still alive, *ssholes!", After discovering his own grave. Outrage after Chinese theme park forced a pig to bungee jump. West Point cadet used Gofundme to pay for a porn star to attend his dance. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyj...
Jan 23, 2020•24 min
Chinese city sorry for shaming people for wearing pajamas in public. Sperm donations from dead people should be allowed. Japanese billionaire looking for girlfriend to go to the moon with. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter...
Jan 22, 2020•19 min
Drunk man in Scotland accused of having sex with fence. Man tells police he mixed mom's ashes with drugs. You're likely to be most miserable at age 47, new study suggests. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones o...
Jan 21, 2020•16 min
County threatens to bulldoze Amish homes over poop disposal. Pornhub sued by deaf man over closed captioning. Wife strangulates husbands genitals in DIY chastity belt. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or ht...
Jan 20, 2020•26 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Mother allows son's circumcision so she can get out of prison. Young man destroys attacks man on golf course for his balls. Cops tell woman: medical marijuana card doesn't cover crack. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or h...
Jan 17, 2020•22 min
Man requests trial by combat with his ex snd her lawyer using Samurai swords. Police break up a huge 250 person Amish Party. Indian town overrun by gang of 400 angry monkeys. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjone...
Jan 16, 2020•22 min
Olympic athletes assured that their cardboard beds won't collapse during sex. ABC told Batman actor to take pills to shrink his penis. Man accused of dousing woman im ranch dressing during dispute. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http:...
Jan 15, 2020•26 min
Alien porn is trending and here's why. First human composting site in the world. U-Haul will stop hiring smokers in 21 states. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http:...
Jan 14, 2020•19 min
Gwenyth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina. Proposed bill would ban cell phone use for anyone under 21. McDonald's in California plays bagpipe music 24/7 to stop homeless from sleeping near the restaurant. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://inst...
Jan 13, 2020•30 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Burglar broke into a home just to suck a victim's toes. Woman threw bucket of human feces at her landlord. Lady arrested for threatening a McDonald's employee for not getting enough sauce. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones ...
Jan 10, 2020•25 min
Man chokes girlfriend after she said his farts smelled terrible police say. Strip club gives free tents to the homeless in San Diego. Bandaid for our taint helps fix premature ejaculation. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter...
Jan 09, 2020•24 min
Woman waited til her wedding to lose virginity only to find she cant have sex. Dog bite victim with pube face suing doctors. Someone released hundreds of bedbugs inside a Pennsylvania Walmart. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twi...
Jan 08, 2020•27 min
Drunk woman offered sex to strangers on an eight hour plane ride leading to a brawl. Refrigerated Sleeper allows grieving parents to take their dead baby for a walk. Woman addicted to eating baby powder wants you to know you're not alone. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at...
Jan 07, 2020•21 min
Wisconsin teacher admits to pooping in a public park for two years. Man on meth carjacks another man and his goat outside an adult video store. Kenyan woman sold her husband for $17. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/f...
Jan 06, 2020•27 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Police tase a 70 year old woman 3 times on her birthday. Man arrested for keeping his neighbors up by revving his lawnmower excessively at night. Woman tried to cash a $1million check to buy a yacht and that's when trouble started. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW...
Jan 03, 2020•20 min
Kentucky woman arrested for using her dog's urine to pass a drug test. New Years eve monster tumbleweed fiasco traps several cars for hours. North Carolina town abandons New Years tradition of possum dropping after public outcry. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://i...
Jan 02, 2020•15 min
Women gone wild in 2019! TWO HOURS of the weirdest news stories from the past year with a noticeable theme: Weird AF ladies in the news! From marrying a Boeing 747 to putting an alligator down her pants, the gals of 2019 took it to a weird place. Happy New Year to all and thanks for the love. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - h...
Dec 31, 2019•2 hr 13 min
Couple calls 911 on robot vacuum they thought was a home invader. Museum of Hangovers opens in Croatia. Wearable vest made of plants sustained by your own urine. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://f...
Dec 30, 2019•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - 2019 Final Episode featuring: Man arrested for handing out free marijuana "Because it's Christmas!". School security officer sold his real gun and came to work with a pellet gun. Man drinks two bottles of liquor after a train runs over his car. Plus the #1 weird Florida Friday story from 2019 as voted on by my Patrons. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/wei...
Dec 27, 2019•33 min
Dad shoots barber three times after son gets a bad haircut. Reporter quit her job on the air live after she thought she won the lottery jackpot. Woman dials emergency hotline to report her ass is on fire from spicy curry. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram...
Dec 26, 2019•16 min
Colorado man robbed a bank and threw the cash into the air yelling, "Merry Christmas to all!". Donated holiday toys have been tainted by the meth lab inside the church. Target shoplifter threw a baby at security during getaway. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://ins...
Dec 24, 2019•30 min
ACLU calls for tampons in men's restrooms in order to achieve menstrual equality. Arizona woman tried to set her boyfriend on fire for not celebrating her new job at Subway. Giant 78 foot alligator bonfire to burn on Christmas. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://ins...
Dec 23, 2019•21 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida mom left 3 kids in an old school bus to smoke weed on a boat. Over 23,000 signatures to stop Sloth Yoga classes in Tampa Bay. Florida man shot at his co-workers mother over a sandwich order. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/f...
Dec 21, 2019•20 min
Boston Man steals a $10,000 worth of lobsters and chase ensues. Man found dead in his wife's freezer along with note saying she didn't kill him. Australian government created fake threatening horoscopes to scare Sri Lankan refugees. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http:...
Dec 19, 2019•17 min
Reality TV stars promote poisonous energy drink on their Instagram. New toilet designed to be unbearably uncomfortable to limit time spent on it. Sex crazy duck named Dave has his penis removed after mating 30 times a day. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagra...
Dec 18, 2019•20 min
Fellatio Cafe offers oral sex with your coffee. Federal court rules that veggie burgers can still be named burgers. Netflix released a gay Jesus and weed smoking Mary Christmas parody. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com...
Dec 17, 2019•32 min
