Exploding Hammer Festival in Mexico injures 43 people. How are strip clubs handling the Coronavirus outbreak? Paintball guns approved for hazing bears in Montana. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://...
Mar 11, 2020•18 min
Easyjet plane forced to turn back rwice because of drunk passengers. PETA demands the Marines stop drinking cobra blood and eating live animals. Two too chess players die in apparent accident involving laughing gas. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/f...
Mar 10, 2020•17 min
Homosexuals in Iran are having sex reassignment surgery to avoid execution. US bans electric shock treatment on children with special needs at Boston school. Red wine flowed from the taps in an Italian village instead of water. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://ins...
Mar 09, 2020•17 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man threatened his family with Coldplay lyrics and then ended standoff with SWAT team with pizza. Man tried to kill the Demons tormenting him by going on a sledgehammer spree. Man arrested after tackling a deacon during Saturday mass. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOL...
Mar 06, 2020•22 min
Two Indiana pizza parlors fined for not reporting that their delivery drivers were murdered. Will your cat eat your dead corpse? Woman tried to make a dead possum repent for its sins in middle of the road. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones ...
Mar 05, 2020•17 min
Ghost of Agatha Christie throws her own books at local museum. Vegan tells neighbors to shut their windows when cooking meat and receives deserved online backlash. Lady discovered the plant she watered for two years is actually a plastic plant. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jon...
Mar 04, 2020•20 min
Family haunted by voices of Christ coming from the walls for 6 years. Beans grown using music festival urine are tainted with drugs. Pigs on stakes at an Irish beach seems like Satan was here. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twi...
Mar 03, 2020•19 min
Army of Chinese ducks will do battle with Pakistani locusts. Japan debuts sliced mayonnaise. Man is stabbing women with a semen filled syringe. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedi...
Mar 02, 2020•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman kills boyfriend by zipping him inside a suitcase. The Kettle Kid makes a profit off his nut allergy. Sitter arrested for sucking an elderly patient's toes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funny...
Feb 28, 2020•18 min
Spanish Holocaust themed parade caused an outcry. Irish prison inmates trade their weapons for a candy bar during hostage standoff. MLB pitcher Madison Bumgarner uses an alias to participate in pro rodeo tournaments. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/...
Feb 27, 2020•17 min
First known case of person who urinates alcohol. Doctors warn people not to put frozen potatoes in their butt. Man calls cop on girlfriend for being too rough during sex. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or...
Feb 26, 2020•19 min
Now you can go walking naked with llamas in the UK! Zamboni driver fills in for NHL goalie in a pro game for the win. Pillowcases full of snakes have been left at the doorstep of a fire station and no one knows why of from who? Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://ins...
Feb 25, 2020•20 min
Famous Flat Earther Mad Mike Hughes dies in a home made rocket crash. Police stung by 40,000 bees while responding to single bee sting in California. Passenger in Japan pulls emergency chord to stop train over a person coughing. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://in...
Feb 24, 2020•25 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Snake orgy shuts down a Florida park. Jars of tongues discovered under Florida home. Florida mom saves daughter and dog from attacking otter. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://face...
Feb 21, 2020•17 min
Air freshener that smell like school girls in your car sells out in Japan. Teenager pees on a crowd while zip lining through Las Vegas. Porn shot in Santa Monica library during business hours. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twi...
Feb 20, 2020•16 min
Woman claims man kidnapped her, forced her to watch Roots in order to understand racism. Opioid vending machine opens in Vancouver. Study: Dog owners take more photos of their pet than their spouse. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http...
Feb 19, 2020•16 min
Major gang related toilet paper heist in Hong Kong. Husband sealed his cheating wife's vagina closed with super glue. First guy to walk across Antarctica did so after pooping his pants without spare underwear. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjo...
Feb 18, 2020•21 min
Bill would force vasectomies on men age 50 and up. Woman claims to be baby photographer, drugs mothers to steal their babies. Japan has an amazing lost and found system. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or ...
Feb 17, 2020•21 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Emotional support chickens will be allowed in Floriday city. Man pulls over officer to ask for directions, gets busted for DUI. Man gets arrested for the 66th time. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/fu...
Feb 14, 2020•24 min
He met her on a datig app, then he robbed a bank and made her the getaway driver. Easy Jet flight forced to land aftee a drink man ate his cell phone. Canadian military tries to lure women with short skirts and bling. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com...
Feb 13, 2020•22 min
Man falls into frozen Mississippi river because Google maps told him to. Free porn offered to Coronovirus cruise passengers. One in ten people are mistaken about the identity of their father. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twit...
Feb 12, 2020•15 min
Eryka Badu releasing incense that smells like her vagina. Welfare director used funds to pay for a WWE wrestler's drug rehab. Sex crazed bats are attacking the kids. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http...
Feb 11, 2020•16 min
School calls police on 6 year old with down syndrome for pointing at teacher. African singer threatens to cut off her own clitoris in order to focus more on her music. Man arrested in Massachusetts for stealing a steamroller. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://insta...
Feb 10, 2020•14 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Anti circumcision protestors rage: "We want our foreskin back!", Herpes monkeys spreading across Florida. Police find narcotics im bag labeled, "Bag full of drugs". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/fu...
Feb 07, 2020•19 min
Student Loan Company sent an Ohio man 55,000 copies of the same letter. Meet the liberal women that pay too much to admit they're racist over dinner. Blind man's vision returns after being hit by a car. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or ...
Feb 06, 2020•18 min
Avocado crime soars right before Superbowl. Porn labels will be required in Utah prroposal. Woman arrested again for asking for Agent Penis. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianj...
Feb 05, 2020•20 min
Man causes Google Maps traffic jam using 99 cell phones in a push cart. Consuming cow urine or cow dung will not prevent coronavirus. Church holds Sunday services for hungover worshippers. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter...
Feb 04, 2020•16 min
Mexico crowns beauty queen who happens to have no arms. Outrage after bar offers Corona Virus Beer Special. Woman bites off man's tongue after make out warning. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://fa...
Feb 03, 2020•16 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Day care worker fired for writing messages on a child's stomach. Python Bowl 2020 is a snake hunting competition. Car vending machines on the rise. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http:...
Jan 31, 2020•16 min
US postal worker hid mail inside storage unit for a year as he was too overwhelmed to deliver. Man arrested for smoking marijuana while in court for marijuana. Experts say husbands are taking too long to poop. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjo...
Jan 30, 2020•18 min
