Man eats 600 cheesesteaks in two years and the Coronavirus won't stop him. President of Mexico tells gangs to stop handing out virus care packages. Testicles may make you more vulnerable to the virus, study shows. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/fun...
Apr 22, 2020•15 min
Woman's breast implants deflect a bullet and save her life. Indonesia locks Quarrantine violators inside haunted houses. Dr. Fauci says you can meet a Tinder date if you wanna risk it. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com...
Apr 21, 2020•14 min
Stimulus checks in America being spent on guns, dildos, tigers and stripper poles. Man forced to quarantine in a ghost town with a murderous past. Can Coronavirus be spread through farts? Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter....
Apr 20, 2020•19 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Large Easter cookout of over 100 people broken up by police during stay at home order. Florida Governor deems WWE an essential business. Florida judge tells lawyers to put on pants for your Zoom hearings. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram...
Apr 18, 2020•18 min
Masked man hands out free weed and toilet paper during pandemic. Man made false pizza orders and said Italians should get the virus. Social distancing for bears advised by wildlife advocates. Woman fined for taking her turtle for a walk in Rome. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jo...
Apr 17, 2020•16 min
Woman arrested after stealing a news van with reporter inside. Longest animal ever has been discovered off coast of Australia. The forest service recommends hugging some trees because you can't hug people. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones ...
Apr 15, 2020•22 min
Woman's attraction to chandeliers is not considered a sexual orientation. Coronavirus lockdown spares Czech women an Easter beating. Teenager sneaks friend to apartment inside a suitcase during lockdown. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...
Apr 14, 2020•16 min
Iowa woman brought her methamphetamines to the police station to be tested for Coronavirus. Bodybuilder actor postpones wedding to sex doll amid COVID outbreak. Ghosts volunteer to scare Indonesians into staying at home. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram....
Apr 13, 2020•16 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman pit 400 Easter eggs filled with porn in mailboxes. Florida EMT spit on a cashier because he was fed up with tape on the ground. Father daughter struck with baseball bats in Florida for telling college kids not to gather on the beach. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews an...
Apr 10, 2020•21 min
Canadians are howling at the moon to combat loneliness. Burn patients are clogging the hospital more than ever after spike in home cooking accidents. Michigan man wearing thong Coronavirus mask attacks man that mocked him. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagra...
Apr 09, 2020•20 min
Crowd breaks social gathering orders to attend Pink Floyd coverband show. Criminals are selling blood and saliva of virus victims on the Dark Web. Illinois mayor's wife found at a bar after gathering restriction order. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.co...
Apr 08, 2020•21 min
Robots replace Japanese students at graduation. Nudists in trouble for not wearing masks at the nudie beach. Utah food bank hands out marijuana candy to dozens of families. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones ...
Apr 07, 2020•21 min
Amish are getting drive through testing for horse and buggies. Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy are essential workers according to New Zealand prime minister. Mayor sparks controversy by deliberately getting infected with the virus in Germany. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy a...
Apr 06, 2020•15 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Explosion at a gender reveal party sparks a 10 acre wildfire. Florida is allowing church services during the Coronavirus pandemic. OJ Simpson can spot a Florida murderer when he sees one. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones o...
Apr 03, 2020•23 min
Man dr eased up as a bush to sneak out of the house during virus lockdown. Mom posts nudes of her late daughter on social media to memorialize her. Baby chickens are sold out nationwide as Americans panic buy. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjo...
Apr 02, 2020•29 min
Sports announcer Joe Buck says to stop sending him your homemade sex tapes to call.ply by play. Malaysia apologizes for telling women not to nag husbands during lockdown. Man arrested for pretending to be a ghost at a cemetery. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://ins...
Apr 01, 2020•18 min
Man arrested for teaching his dog how to drive during high speed chase with police. During lockdown, man drives 200 miles for an eBay item with his wife in the trunk. Astronaut urine can be used to build moon bases. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/f...
Mar 31, 2020•20 min
Belarus president refuses to cancel anything and claims vodka and saunas can cure Coronavirus. French police receive bizarre lockdown questions from citizens. UK woman arrested for driving around endlessly for no reason. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram....
Mar 31, 2020•22 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida politician says Coronavirus can be cured by blowing a hairdryer up your nose. Naked couple found wrestling in a car outside a Florida mall during a fight over a pee napkin. Mystery diner leaves a $10k tip at a Florida restaurant prior to lock down. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.c...
Mar 27, 2020•27 min
Adopt a lonely grandparent to keep them company during isolation. Doctors warn against doing the Coronavirus Challenge. Man has sex with a dolphin named Dolly, claiming she seduced him. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.co...
Mar 26, 2020•23 min
Old man broke the lockdown in Spain to hunt Pokemon. Foo Fighters band claim their recording studio was haunted by ghosts. New York City declares war on rim jobs. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://...
Mar 25, 2020•14 min
Strip club offers drive-thru strip shows and naked hand sanitizer wrestling. South African king goes on an axe rampage in the palace. Factory working around the clock to provide enough mac n cheese to feed Canada during the virus. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://...
Mar 24, 2020•17 min
Testicle Festival is put on hold in Deerfield. Lady gave birth in the toilet paper aisle of a Walmart in Missouri. Religious freaks claim they are immune from Coronavirus. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones o...
Mar 23, 2020•23 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Spring breakers in Florida are partying like there's no virus! Florida man tries to eat stolen debit card in front of police. Florida man arrested twice in two days for impersonating a police officer. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com...
Mar 21, 2020•28 min
First breast milk dispensary opens iin PA. Mayor asks people to stop shooting each other to save hospital beds for virus victims. Americans going into Mexico for toilet paper. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjon...
Mar 19, 2020•20 min
Person under Coronavirus lockdown in Spain tries to leave home dressed as a T. Rex dinosaur. College student suspended for not dating a girl after he kissed her. Alabama bill will undo the ban on yoga in schools but prohibit all namaste's. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy a...
Mar 18, 2020•27 min
Clogging our sewage systems with toilet paper substitutes. Woman discovers bar of soap she was using is actually block of cheese. Isreal wants to monitor virus patients phones. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjo...
Mar 17, 2020•16 min
Please don't masturbate with hand sanitizer. Belarusian leader proposes tractor therapy for the virus. Report of a lion loose in the streets turns out to be a large dog with weird haircut. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter...
Mar 16, 2020•22 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Cow keeps evading police who claim it's "faster than it looks". Man charged with practicing dentistry without a license AGAIN. Gambler accused of threatening to behead Florida pro athletes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...
Mar 13, 2020•30 min
Student suspended for selling squirts of hand sanitizer to classmates. Volunteers offered $4,500 to be infected with Coronavirus for study. Hawaiian pizza voted off the menu by customers in Canada. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http:...
Mar 12, 2020•17 min
