Woman calls 911 on some humpback whales. Man lists girlfriend on eBay as a joke and gets over $100k offer. Indian police to cut down on the smiling. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or ...
Oct 11, 2018•18 min
Trick or treaters under 12 can be jailed in Virginia. Flight delayed due to emotional support squirrel. Woman stabs friend in haunted house with real knife she thought was prop. Many calls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyj...
Oct 10, 2018•23 min
Thai sex hotel slammed for Nazi themed orgie room. Pizza delivery boy facing 15 years for spitting in food. Irish inmates may have received drone delivered Chinese food. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitt...
Oct 09, 2018•22 min
Squirrel census in Central Park needs volunteers. Erectile Dysfunction drug makes a man see red permanently. Michigan cheerleader uses pot brownies to bribe students. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter....
Oct 08, 2018•24 min
Florida Friday! Man with a headache finds a bullet in his head. Man arrested for trying to buy an 8 year old girl at Walmart for $200k. Man throws a bicycle and a human off a bridge. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...
Oct 05, 2018•17 min
Woman's eyeball explodes after being hit with a golf ball at the Ryder cup. Thieves steal an entire German vineyard in one night. Disney puppet master arrested attempting to 3D print a gun. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyj...
Oct 04, 2018•16 min
Man with bionic penis goes into coma after sex. Uber driver catches cheating wife when he picks them up. Zoo hit with penguin shortage resorts to plastic models. Some calls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://t...
Oct 03, 2018•25 min
Winnipeg police apologize for x-rated chopper talk overheard by public. Californians living in cars is an epidemic. Los Angeles has first electric scooter DUI. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/fun...
Oct 02, 2018•19 min
Lindsay Lohan tries to kidnap homeless kids in Instagram. Teen on female viagara crashes into building. Maine woman sells art made of moose poop. New patron and calls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter...
Oct 01, 2018•27 min
Florida Friday!! Nude gardner says he is a private person. Florida teacher fired for given out zeros. Couple steals a boat and takes it to Cuba for honeymoon. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funn...
Sep 28, 2018•16 min
Ax-throwing bar in Michigan deemed unsafe. Milennialls are causing the divorce rate to plummet. Make a chocolate mold of your butthole for a nice gift. Calls n such. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.c...
Sep 27, 2018•23 min
Live Mario Kart coming to Los Angeles. Kindergarten student allowed to take Cannabis meds to school judge rules. Coolest places in the world you're NOT allowed to visit. A review too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones o...
Sep 26, 2018•23 min
A dead turtle was found inside a woman's vagina and she doesn't remember how it got there. A sex toy company is making a "Bopit" inspired toy. Indiana school bus driver caught on video allowing kids to drive the bus. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at ...
Sep 25, 2018•16 min
A two-year-old smokes two packs a day and mother claims can't stop him. Cannabis lobster update: officials move in. Strip club busted for accepting food stamps for drugs and lap dances. New patron and calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://in...
Sep 24, 2018•22 min
A 400 pound woman survives sexual assault by a herd of manatees in Florida. Florida dad arrested for driving teen son to park to have sex. Florida security guard fired over his farting viral videos. Florida Friday! And your call ins. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and ...
Sep 21, 2018•23 min
Flamin Hot Cheetos pop-up restaurant opened. Former manager of Dept. of Defense says UFOS are real. "Hot Box" lobsters is the humane way. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://face...
Sep 20, 2018•19 min
Man accused of rubbing produce on his bum and returning it to shelves. Dodger's Yasiel Puig has had his home burglarized 4 times since moving to LA. Texas Board of Education voted to remove Hilary Clinton from their history curriculum. Lotsa calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAI...
Sep 19, 2018•24 min
Man faked having down syndrome so women would bathe him and change his diapers. The first Starbucks opens in Italy. Could we be eating lab grown panda meat in the future? Calls and stuff. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjon...
Sep 18, 2018•25 min
Parents in Korea can hire an intimidating fake uncle to protect their kid from school bullies. Man walks into Indian police station with his wife's head. Videogame Fortnite has been cited in over 200 divorce proceedings. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy...
Sep 17, 2018•19 min
Police looking for hit-and-run horse and buggy driver. North Carolina didn't like the science on sea levels so passed a law against that. Man throws ax at a moving train, hits him in the head. New patron and calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at ht...
Sep 14, 2018•23 min
Woman seriously injured after mistaking stick of dynamite for a candle. Vietnamese capital Hanoi asks citizens to please not eat dog. Cannabis dispensary worker uses bong to fend off bandits wielding bear spray. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http:...
Sep 13, 2018•22 min
Televangelist Pat Robertson casts a magic Jesus Shield spell to stop Hurricane Florence. Author of "How to Murder Your Husband" murders her husband. Paul McCartney says he masturbated with John Lennon back in the day. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...
Sep 12, 2018•18 min
Florida woman's home is shot up after leaving a bad Facebook review on a restaurant. Suspect flees police into toxic algae and then asks to be saved by police. Drunken British sailors invade Florida and beat each other up. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jone...
Sep 11, 2018•21 min
Roadside crackpipe vending machine seized in Long Island, Millennials spend more on coffee than they do on retirement, Lunch Lady Larceny as two lunch ladies steal half a million bucks. New Patreon and emails. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://...
Sep 10, 2018•19 min
Man's penis stung by stingray that attaches to his junk. Nuns fight gun manufacturers by buying stocks in their companies. Lindsay Lohan to open "LindsayLand" resort in Dubai. New patrons and calls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.c...
Sep 07, 2018•24 min
Men fear social shame when ordering vegetarian study says. Olympic champion hires dogsitter, comes home to a porn shoot. Dunkin Donuts in Boston accidentally hands out Eagles championship cups. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/fu...
Sep 06, 2018•14 min
Wasping: teens getting high using wasp killer. Police arrest a man for sexually assaulting a dying beaver. A boy in Russia allegedly beheaded himself after losing a video game. New Patron! Yay! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/fu...
Sep 05, 2018•19 min
PETA asks Maine to honor dead lobsters with big roadside monument. Georgia woman faces felony charges for posing as a dentist for 7 years. Smallest North Dakota city to double population to 4. Dangerous LA Jonesy story. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy ...
Sep 04, 2018•19 min
Florida couple sells drugs through drive-thru window in their mobile home. Store closed down for putting googly eyes on fish to make them look fresh. Bachelor party boat sinks because of weight of too many prostitutes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy a...
Sep 03, 2018•17 min
Tag, kickball, dodgeball, musical chairs - are deemed inappropriate by Alabama school board. Thieves raid Virginia shoe store for right shoes only. Scientists say laziness is an effective survival skill. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instag...
Aug 31, 2018•16 min
