FLORIDA FRIDAY! Florida restaurant busted for using construction drill as a mixer. Man arrested for having sex with a miniature horse. Police called on a family playing Call of Duty as neighbor thought it was real gunfire. Calls and Thanks as well. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAI...
Nov 23, 2018•28 min
Fart controversy at Grand Slam of Darts. Woman has dead husband skinned so she can display his tattoos on the wall. Dark Matter Hurricane is here! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or ht...
Nov 21, 2018•21 min
couple hospitalized after man's head gets caught in her vagina. 4,000 year old clay tablet is oldest Yelp review. Australians outraged over sausage safety ruling. Also a fan sent me a gift in the mail! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagra...
Nov 20, 2018•25 min
Bride reads her cheating fiance's texts at the altar. Man almost blows up his balls with e-cig accident. Let a "Human Uber" live your life for you! Calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funn...
Nov 19, 2018•24 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos. Monkey's carrying herpes may double experts say. More girls joining Boy Scouts in Central Florida than anywhere else. New patron and emails and bad reviews! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkA...
Nov 16, 2018•21 min
Japan cybersecurity minister admits he's never used a computer. Man builds his own highway exit leading to his business. Group helps LGBTQ ghosts "come out". NEW Patron and tons of calls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjon...
Nov 15, 2018•34 min
Woman sues ex claiming oversize penis stretched her vagina. Tanzania gov. threatens to deploy army over cashew nut crisis. Naked dabbing peeping Tom in a wig terrorizes Jersey. NEW Patron! Buy my comedy album at http://Jonesy.com w/discount code:WEIRDO Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOr...
Nov 14, 2018•25 min
Self driving cars will lead to rise in car sex, study says. Woman's divorce ends in wedding dress explosion felt 15 miles away. Teenagers boil sanitary pads to get high. Buy my album at http://Jonesy.com discount code:WEIRDO Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jo...
Nov 13, 2018•23 min
Down syndrome community tries to get endangered species status from Canadian government. Man tries to change his age in order to get better Tinder responses. Silicone testicle injections kill a man. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.c...
Nov 12, 2018•22 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Man wearing only Crocs jumps into crocodile exhibit. Two women slash each other with broken coffee mugs at a bus stop. Doctor removes woman's good kidney thinking it's a tumor. LOL Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com...
Nov 10, 2018•22 min
Bigfoot porn scandal affects election. Man broke into apartment to take a bath. No pants man falls thru Waffle House ceiling. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/com...
Nov 08, 2018•18 min
Pornhub offers free leaf removal service in New York. Under Armour employees no longer allowed to expense strip club visits. Woman shares how nonstop farting ruined her sex life. New Patron too! whoohoo! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instag...
Nov 07, 2018•32 min
Restaurant owner murders man, feeds him to customers. Study says your a psychopath if you drink your coffee black. Scientists say mysterious object may be an alien probe. New Patron yay! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjone...
Nov 06, 2018•23 min
Actor that appeared on Better Call Saul admits to cutting off own arm. Swiss researchers are playing Led Zeppelin to cheese. Bulldog euthanized after biting owner's balls off after he spread peanut butter on his crotch. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy ...
Nov 05, 2018•20 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Mayor solicited sex for speedbumps. Student dressed as Terminator and wore real shotgun shells around his body. First snow park coming to Florida? New Patron! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://...
Nov 02, 2018•24 min
Daycare in St. Louis hosts a children's fight club. Hotel workers complain about wild sex parties by rich Saudis that leave poop everywhere. Ohio haunted house apologizes for "Swastika Saturday." Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/...
Nov 01, 2018•23 min
Sweden plans to make sex toys safer because too many people get them stuck in their rectum. Instanbul vending machines offer subway credit for recycling. Antarctic scientist stabs colleague who kept telling him the ending of the books he was reading. calls and new comedy album release. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://w...
Oct 31, 2018•33 min
Nude waterpark to open in Canada. Suspicious package containing a Journey cassette tape causes evacuation. Bakery criticized for selling Gingerbread "Persons". Calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twit...
Oct 30, 2018•27 min
"The Purge" Halloween party ends with shootings. Jewish man dresses son as Hitler for trick or treat event. Hot air balloons keep landing on church lawn. DMs and such. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter...
Oct 29, 2018•23 min
Florida Friday! Two Satan worshipping school girls plotted to kill fellow students and drink their blood. Man caught with child porn blames it on his cat. Florida cops use license plate readers to know everyone's daily routine. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW...
Oct 26, 2018•27 min
Library sued by anti-gay activists over Drag Queen Story Hour. Doctor borrowed $300k from patient then diagnosed her with dementia in order not to pay her back. Stunt rapper dies while rapping on wing of a plane. lots of calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FO...
Oct 25, 2018•28 min
Hospital fires employee over his pagan Viking religious beard. Dutch "Silly Walks" crosswalk is a hit. Police remind Nova Scotians to lock their doors after pair enter wrong home and clean it. Emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://insta...
Oct 24, 2018•27 min
Giant inflatable Colin was stolen. Student takes his books to school in a microwave after backpack ban. Titanic II set to sail in 2022 so get your tickets now! Some calls and stuff. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or ...
Oct 23, 2018•26 min
Flight attendant suspended for having a romp with a male porn star in the bathroom. CDC warns against Halloween costumes for your pet chickens. Indonesian police women have to undergo virginity tests. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram...
Oct 22, 2018•26 min
Florida Friday! Cops eat donuts after finding stolen Krispy Kreme truck. Man gets 40 years for plotting bombs in Target stores hoping to drive their stock down. Man shot outside Florida bar after refusing to take a shot with shooter. Lots of calls and construction! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channe...
Oct 19, 2018•25 min
Canada's first toking and driving ticket issued an hour into legalization. Japanese scientists invented electric gum that never loses flavor. Woman arrested for trying out sex toys in the middle of Walmart. Calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...
Oct 18, 2018•31 min
Smart diaper tells parents when child has peed or pooped. Alarming study showing massive insect loss worldwide. Long long history of CVS receipts. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or ht...
Oct 17, 2018•22 min
Student shared cookies made with her grandma's ashes. Boeing 737 crashes through a wall and keeps going. Man enters Ripley's aquarium, strips naked and jumps into shark tank. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://...
Oct 16, 2018•22 min
Tennessee dad run over by lawnmower while trying to kill his son with chainsaw. Robot to testify before court for first time ever. Jersey man eats pizza every day for forty years. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or ht...
Oct 15, 2018•17 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Don't microwave your urine in this lady's gas station please. Four year old shows her mom the "teeth" she found at daycare, turns out to be crack. School board member in trouble for asking to "Set Bill Cosby free!". Calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkA...
Oct 12, 2018•28 min
