Humans attacking self-driving cars in Arizona. Swedish film festival invited you to movie screening inside a locked coffin. Hunter arrested for poaching after bragging about it on dating app. Emails! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http...
Jan 09, 2019•17 min
Drug dealers spared prison because judge was impressed with their proper grammar. Man caught on camera licking a doorbell for three hours. Saudi women to be notified of divorce by text message in new law. NEW PATREON! 😁 Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.c...
Jan 08, 2019•20 min
Astronaut accidentally calls 911 from space. Woman, who has been in a coma for 14 years, gives birth in nursing home. New Jersey lawmakers consider giving animals attorneys in court. Emails! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitte...
Jan 07, 2019•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY: Man assaults McDonald's employees over their straw policy. Woman robs a mailman with a toy gun and flees on a tricycle. Man bites his brother's penis off cuz he had sex with his cousin on his favorite blanket. Nice DMs too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at...
Jan 04, 2019•19 min
Woman in Egypt jailed for three years for sexually harassing a monkey. Australian man's battle with a spider incited a neighbor to call police. Jury awards $50 million to employees who were forced to worship the "Onionhead". Some calls too Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at...
Jan 04, 2019•16 min
Former nun set to make professional porn debut. for Bang Bros. Police offer to test people's crystal meth for Zika virus. Indonesian rock band swept away by tsunami during show. Calls and emails. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://t...
Jan 02, 2019•20 min
Two hours of the weirdest news stories of 2018 compiled by Jonesy specifically for you weirdos. What was the trend of 2018? Sex with animals, insane drug-fueled criminal activity, and marrying ghosts. SUPPORT Weird AF News on Patreon at http://patreon.com/weirdafnews & Watch Weird AF News on Youtube – http://youtube.com/weirdafnews & FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
Dec 28, 2018•1 hr 51 min
A famous sex robot was given an upgrade and now can refuse sex if she's not in the mood. Doctor notes a rise in "Selfie Wrist" cases. A crazy man that claims the mangoes from his farm will allow infertile couples to have a baby is being investigated. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLO...
Dec 27, 2018•19 min
New Zealand has invented a giant slingshot to blast humans 60mph over a canyon. Burger King in the UK will play Toto's Africa on a loop during work hours because of a Twitter contest. Fake priest heard confessions for 18 years and finally caught. SUPPORT Weird AF News through PATREON - http://patreon.com/weirdafnews Watch Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or ht...
Dec 26, 2018•21 min
Entire police department in Massachusetts resigns because the town, "cares so little about us all." You can rent a middle-aged man in Japan and here's why you would do that. Wearing bright colors to funerals is offensive to children apparently. SUPPORT Weird AF News at http://patreon.com/weirdafnews Watch Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com...
Dec 24, 2018•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY! A man tried to pay for McDonald's with a bag of weed. Florida teacher filed fake police report as cover for being late to class. Man dupes a school district into sending him $2million. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram...
Dec 21, 2018•18 min
Human rights group calls on US school to stop using electric shock on children. Child abuse climbs after Friday report cards study shows. Couple who named baby after Hitler jailed for neo-Nazi group. Calls and emails. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...
Dec 20, 2018•20 min
Popeyes launches "Emotional Support Chicken" carrier. Santa Claus dies at a party for kindergarteners in Siberia. Federal court says ban on nunchucks unconstitutional. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter...
Dec 19, 2018•15 min
An update on emotional support animals on flights including recent story of a college student denied her emotional support fish. A stolen tiny house in St. Louis. Vladimir Putin is cracking down on Russian rap music. SUPPORT Weird AF News on Patreon - http://patreon.com/weirdafnews & Watch Weird AF News on Youtube – http://youtube.com/weirdafnews & FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
Dec 18, 2018•25 min
Missouri poacher ordered to watch "Bambi" once a month. Judge told attorney to perform oral sex on Viggo Mortensen. Is that ethical to post pictures if your kids on Instagram? Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http:/...
Dec 17, 2018•22 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY: Man received dirty underwear in his Uber Eats delivery. Hair salon offers cut and Cocaine. Man arrested for shoplifting at Kohl's right after his job interview at same Kohl's! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funn...
Dec 14, 2018•16 min
California to propose a tax on text messages. People from all over the world are emailing trees in Melbourne. Dozens of child sex dolls seized by Canadian agents. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/...
Dec 13, 2018•21 min
Nuns stole $500k from Catholic Church to gamble in Las Vegas. Iowa man's zebras being assassinated one by one. Kent State graduate brought an AR-15 to campus and claims she's a victim of racism. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/f...
Dec 12, 2018•24 min
Teacher accused of forcibly cutting a child's hair in class. Miss Brazilian BumBum contest ends in a fight and fines. Ecstasy pill found in child's hamburger from a Texas Sonic drive-thru. Many calls too. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://insta...
Dec 11, 2018•32 min
Principal bans candy canes cuz J stands for Jesus? Mom sends son to school with a sex doll blowup sheep for nativity scene. Man arrested after telling kids Santa isn't real. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://t...
Dec 10, 2018•16 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY! A couple ran illegal dental office out of a bus. Grandmother mistaken for man ends up in male prison. Parents can now monitor teens with GPS ankle bracelets. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://t...
Dec 07, 2018•25 min
Non-stick frying pans can make your penis smaller expert warns. Ohio State gets a bacon vending machine. Altar boys arrested for putting weed in the censer. Calls and emails. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://...
Dec 06, 2018•23 min
Wife dies after a botched complimentary Brazilian Butt Lift. Millennials in China are using nude photos and video to secure loans. PETA says phrases like 'bring home the bacon' similar to racial slurs. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagra...
Dec 05, 2018•28 min
Scientists ate Legos to see how long it takes to poop them out. Football players suspended for running naked with Oreo's wedged in their butts. Boy gets Colorado town to overturn ban in Snowball fighting. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://insta...
Dec 04, 2018•23 min
Starbucks bans porn in their cafe so YouPorn bans Starbucks in their office. India's controversial baby dropping ritual. Doctor says weed works best if you put it in your butt. Calls too. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjon...
Dec 03, 2018•30 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman pulls knife on a man after he complained she farted in the dollar store. Softball coach impersonator arrested for buying child porn. Viral video shows horse rode onto a Miami dance floor. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http:/...
Nov 30, 2018•18 min
Penis foreskin facials could mean the end of the World. Kansas recalls license plates for racial slur. Man pulls bag if Cocaine from his penis following arrest. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/fu...
Nov 29, 2018•19 min
Edinburgh council to ban silent disco for being too loud. United States of Shame: most screwed up thing in each of 50 states. Norwegian cruise ships to be powered by dead fish. And calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjon...
Nov 29, 2018•25 min
Burger joint closes after video shows rat grilling. The worst year in history to be a human was... ATM machine found in the Maine woods. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://faceb...
Nov 27, 2018•23 min
Man crushed to death by forklift driven by pet dog. Town of Wool being asked to change name to Vegan Wool by PETA. US tourist killed by Earth's most isolated tribe. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.co...
Nov 26, 2018•22 min
