Bride canceled wedding after guests refused to pay $1,500 wedding entrance fee. For $450 this company will quit your job for you. Wasabi and Hot Chicken Wing are new Oreo cookie flavors. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjone...
Aug 30, 2018•22 min
Florida candidate says her alien abduction doesn't define her. Toronto opens a sex doll brothel. Conspiracy theorists harass a donut shop. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://fac...
Aug 29, 2018•25 min
Sexually frustrated dolphin is humping bathers in France. Missouri is first state to regulate use of word "meat" on food. Drive-in sex boxes are a success in Switzerland. New patreon and calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/fu...
Aug 28, 2018•26 min
Chinese couple couldn't conceive for four years because they were having sex the wrong way. Mayo Florida changes name to Miracle Whip. Emotional support animal has an emotional support animal? Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/fun...
Aug 27, 2018•17 min
Woman who is dating a ghost now wants to have babies with him. Male birds know when females are on antidepressants. Pastafarianism is not a religion says Dutch court. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter....
Aug 24, 2018•17 min
Flesh eating STD reported in UK. Man pretends to be his ex's dead mother's ghost in attempt to win her back. New Raider's stadium will have a jail and courthouse. New patreon and calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyj...
Aug 23, 2018•27 min
woman invites dozens of men on the same Tinder date and asks them to compete for her. Sex in public is now legal in Guadalajara Mexico. Spokane residents want to use box fans to blow wildfire smoke back into Canada. Some calls too. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FO...
Aug 22, 2018•23 min
Giant drive-thru confession box allows Catholics to repent in seconds. PETA gets Nabisco to "free" animals on boxes of Barnum's Animal Crackers brand. Healthline insists on changing "vagina" to "front hole" to be more inclusive. Also calls and my new intern. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v...
Aug 21, 2018•28 min
Redbull and vodka is scientifically proven to start fights. Beer deliveryman talks man out of jumping off a bridge by offering a 12 pack. Germany lacks plan in case of alien contact. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...
Aug 20, 2018•21 min
Parents want this NC school to keep spanking their kids. Tarantula tacos and other weird Mexico City eats. Thieves steal $100,000 worth of Ramen noodles. Then lots of calls and such. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...
Aug 17, 2018•26 min
Police investigate a man that spanked a hippo at the LA Zoo. Woman demands a refund for her trip to Spain cuz there were too many Spaniards. Vagina beer is available in Poland. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http:...
Aug 16, 2018•15 min
Cows allowed to chill on Swedish nudist beaches in heatwave. Man jailed for stalking woman and licking her car. Paris puts out sidewalk urinals. Also Jonesy weighs in in butt play. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or h...
Aug 15, 2018•22 min
Icelandic beer is made from giant whale testicles. AI powered robot can find Waldo in under five seconds. Man has limbs amputated after being licked by a dog. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funn...
Aug 14, 2018•13 min
Fed up locals are setting electric scooters on fire and tossing them into the ocean. Man grieved at wrong gravestone for 30 years. Man steals a plane and tells air traffic control, "I got this. I've played video games before." Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW ...
Aug 13, 2018•21 min
The booming business of luxury chicken diapers. Supermarket let's customers sleepover for the air conditioning. Berlin airport evacuated after security mistakes a sex toy for a hand grenade. New Patreon peeps and emails! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy...
Aug 09, 2018•24 min
Snapchat Dysmorphia fuels new cartoonist plastic surgery requests. Beauty queen resigns her title rather than cover up tattoos. Drunk man wakes up without a penis. Emails and stuff. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or ...
Aug 08, 2018•25 min
Pot infused beer is here but is it legal? Man arrested for taunting a Bison in a viral video. Mets fans offered free therapy from a NY mental health Corp. New Patreon! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter...
Aug 07, 2018•21 min
Two elderly German men escape a nursing home to attend a heavy metal music festival. Legally blind 96 year old woman still bowls like a boss. Does body odor turn you on? Then head to a Pheromone party near you. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http:/...
Aug 06, 2018•16 min
Restaurants are using facial recognition software to remember how you like your burger. North Caroline goat farm needs human volunteers to cuddle with baby goats. FDA cracks down on the use of "milk" in soy and almond milk. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jon...
Aug 02, 2018•14 min
Canadian man changed his gender to save on his auto insurance. Uber drivers are using vomit to scam drivers. Major shark heist in San Antonio ends on a good note. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/...
Aug 01, 2018•19 min
Jacksonville Florida man takes his pet alligator into the store on a beer-run. Burglar breaks into a couple's home just to ask for their WiFi password. Nude man at Planet Fitness says he thought it was a judgement free zone. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jo...
Jul 31, 2018•18 min
Pennsylvania teacher investigated for moonlighting as a Nazi pro wrestler. Horse camp had kids paint on the horse instead of riding. Woman married herself in the beach. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitte...
Jul 30, 2018•18 min
Egyptian zoo caught painting stripes on a donkey to make it look like a zebra. Detroit zoo is offering free "zoo poo". Man in UK is fed up with drunk people dryhumping his lovely hedge. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...
Jul 27, 2018•14 min
Oregon woman finds cougar in her home, uses cat telepathy and eye blinking to remove it. Mysterious Devilry blamed for a weird 3 hour solar eclipse in Siberia. Man steals 4 cacti and Tokyo police stage a stakeout. Also calls and throwback Jim Baker prank. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cx...
Jul 26, 2018•30 min
Sex attacker who has no penis duped women into having sex using an "unknown object". Japanese advertising company selling space on women's armpits. Top 20 Weird AF Films. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twit...
Jul 25, 2018•18 min
Georgia lawmaker asked to resign after pulling down his pants and yelling racial slurs on Showtime. Poor R. Kelly releases 19 minute song about pedophilia accusations and legal woes. Ohio DMV uses LeBron Lakers photo to keep people from smiling in their license photo. Emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.you...
Jul 24, 2018•23 min
Thousands of people want to drink putrid mummy juice found in Egyptian Sarcophagus. New viral challenge: jumping out of a moving car. Millennials outraged after baseball team anounces "Millennial Night" at the park. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at h...
Jul 23, 2018•24 min
Summoning a demon is one of the worst things you can do this weekend. Robotic legs have been added to a plant so that it can move to sunlight. Man steals his date's car and then uses it to take a different date to the movies. Calls and emails too! SUPPORT Weird AF News HERE: http://patreon.com/weirdafnews Watch Weird AF News on YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy: http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook....
Jul 22, 2018•28 min
Over 1,500 animals practice homosexuality. Dozens of drunk seagulls found on British beaches. Man had sex with a horse after it smelled his crotch and winked at him he claims. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http:/...
Jul 19, 2018•17 min
There's a ninja shortage in Japan and it's affecting tourism. Man dies after friend blows air up his rectum in "prank" gone wrong. Step right up and get your "Snake Massage!" And some great calls. DONATE to the Weird AF Patreon: http://patreon.com/weirdafnews Watch Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
Jul 18, 2018•26 min
