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Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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World's ugliest dog died. Bulletproof clothing is all the rage.

Bulletproof clothing designers say US demand is on the rise. The world's ugliest dog, Zsa Zsa has died. Paraplegic man zip-tied and stun gunned a stripper. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjo...

Jul 17, 201813 min

Gay tortoise named Jon is oldest land creature. Canadians spot 3 UFO's per day. More!

World's oldest living land creature is a gay tortoise named Jonathan. Massachusetts school allowed to use electric shock treatment. Canadians spot 3 UFO'S per day in 2017. Calls and DMs too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funny...

Jul 16, 201826 min

Sand Mafia stealing beaches! Burglar breaks into Escape Room and calls police for help. More too!

Drunk driver runs back to his burning car to light a cigarette. The world is running out of sand and it's created a black market "sand Mafia". Burglar calls police when he's trapped in the escape room he broke into. Also lotsa calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and ...

Jul 13, 201820 min

Penis study canceled cuz of public outrage! DUI man tells cops, "I only drank at stop lights."

Florida man tells police that he wasn't drinking while driving, only at stop lights. Penis study canceled and Jonesy calls to find out what happened to his penis pic. Spanish civil servant skips work for a decade. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at htt...

Jul 12, 201822 min

Dad breastfeeds when Mom can't. Screw the wedding gifts, couple wants 1,000 goats!

Father breastfeeds newborn daughter when Mom can't. A Florida couple asks for 1,000 goats instead of wedding gifts. Netflix crew bans looking at each other longer than 5 seconds for #metoo workplace culture. Also new Patreons! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW ...

Jul 11, 201819 min

Church of Weed can't smoke weed. Man microwaves a microwave and blows up himself. More!

Florida man dies after microwaving a microwave on a dare. Judge rules Church of Cannabis cannot use weed as sacrament. Chinese theme park let's overweight women in for free. See calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones ...

Jul 10, 201823 min

Sperm quality improved by nut eating. Women hate Speedos study shows. Duh!

Florida woman kills her dad then lives with his corpse for several days. Sperm count and quality improved with a nut eating diet says a recent study. And 99% of women do not enjoy their man in a Speedo. Calls and a surprise song written by Jonesy. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIk...

Jul 09, 201825 min

Let's make God "gender neutral" says church. Take bath salts, shoot guns at fireflies. More!

Students in Detroit suing the government because they weren't taught how to read. Couple high on bath salts shoot guns at fireflies. Episcopal Church considering making God "gender neutral". Call ins and more! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://...

Jul 06, 201827 min

Racism in Declaration of Independence claimed Facebook. Healer's "bullet proof" charm didn't work. Oops!

Facebook finds the Declaration if Independence to be a racist document. Nigerian healer shot dead after his "bullet proof" charm doesn't stop the bullet. 92 year old shoots her son because he threatened to put her in assisted living. Calls and Crows too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxE...

Jul 05, 201819 min

4th of July BoomBox Parade? Also 10 Weird facts about our National Holiday.

10 unusual weird facts about the Fourth of July. Strange Fourth of July parades! And more. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Jul 04, 201813 min

Subtitled Porn for hearing impaired! Attacked by crows? There's an app for that! And introducing Weird AF News Patreon!

Pornhub is offering subtitled videos for the deaf and hard of hearing viewers. Introducing an app that tracks crow attacks so you can be safe. Police arrest intruder who broke in and ate Frosted Flakes in a woman's home. Also introducing the Weird AF News Patreon! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel...

Jul 02, 201823 min

Rapping priest suspended. Man steals toes from dead body exhibition. More!

Catholic Church officials have suspended a Kenyan priest for rapping during his sermons. Man charged with stealing $5,000 toes from a dead body exhibition. Man arrested for assaulting his friend with a singing fish. Also calls. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Jun 29, 201823 min

"All I see is people dying", says Alexa. Drunk driver arrested while making sandwich for his dog. More stuff!

Alexa tells it's owner: "All I see is people dying". Shadow Men app let's people think there's a man inside your apartment. Drunk driver busted making a sandwich for his dog at an intersection. Calls and more. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Jun 28, 201823 min

Penis size and happiness: new study. Help! I'm being attacked by vegans!

France: Butchers demand protection from vegan "terrorists". Penis size research underway so fellas, send in your penis pics! American woman flies 4,000 miles to tag a friend "you're it!" and then immediately flies home. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Jun 27, 201812 min

Wanna live on the moon? Also the secret to long life, says 109 yr old woman: "avoid men!"

"Space Kingdom" seeks citizens for life by beyond Earth very soon. A 109 year old woman reveals number one secret to living a long healthy life. Bill Gates wants mosquitoes to screw each other to death, literally. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Jun 26, 201820 min

Men can pee standing up court rules. Rat eats $18k cash inside ATM. More!

World Cup soccer fans are out-drinking the Country of Russia. Rat eats over $18k on cash inside an Indian ATM. German court rules that men can pee while standing up. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Jun 25, 201816 min

Horse and pony fetish? Woman shoots ex in the balls for stealing her air conditioner.

Florida woman shoots ex husband in the testicles for trying to steal her air conditioner. Florida man breaks into lady's home to pet her family cat. Meet the folks with a pony fetish who showjump all weekend dressed as horses. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Jun 22, 201819 min

Firefighters shoot porn in the station, suspended. Florida man chugs a beer during DUI stop.

Florida man chugged a beer during a police DUI stop and has no regrets. Akron Ohio firefighters suspended for allegedly shooting porn videos in the station. China cracks down on ASMR videos, calling them "softcore porn". And what would you do in all 50 states? my Weirdos call in! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or h...

Jun 21, 201822 min

Get pregnant, get free Whoppers for life! All you can eat restaurant closes after customers eat too much.

Burger King Russia apologies for a World Cup promotion that offered free Whoppers and money to women that get pregnant from soccer players. Man on a mission to mow lawns in all 50 states. All-You-Can-Eat restaurant closes after customers eat too much. Some call ins too! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jone...

Jun 20, 201821 min

And psychopath capital of US is....? Child calls 911 cuz he hates salad. More too!

Guess which place is the psychopath capital of the US according to science. A Canadian child calls 911 over a distate for salad. A Florida diner closes and then the owner trolls the bad reviewers on Facebook. Also calls about marijuana and gun control. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Jun 19, 201827 min

Pot smokers can't buy guns? Man does after deceased mom's coffin falls on him. More!

Indonesian man carrying his mother's coffin during funeral dies when it falls on his head. Court rules that medical marijuana card holders can't buy firearms. Musician wins $260,000 in lawsuit against his ex-girlfriend who sabotaged his career. Emails and other podcasts. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jon...

Jun 18, 201820 min

Pimp wins election in NV. Hotel "flu" pays people to catch the flu.

A real life legal pimp defeats a Nevada lawyer in GOP race. Missouri's "Hotel Influenza" wants to pay you $3500 to catch the flu. Husband finds the skull of his wife's dead previous hubby in their garden and calls police. Subscribe! Do that thing! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Jun 15, 201814 min

Cannibalism among friends? Can you teach Russian's to smile for the tourists? More!

"Baby Daddy" greeting cards removed from Target stores after accusations of racism. Guy serves his friends tacos made from the flesh of his amputated leg. Russian workers being taught to smile more to prepare for foreign tourists for FIFA. Lots calls too! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Jun 14, 201830 min

Clitoris: God's antenna to the world! Butcher used suicide bomber sign to sell his bacon and more

Butcher in Australia apologizes for making a "suicide bomber" sign in order to sell more bacon. Reverend defends the clitoris in court saying it's "God's antenna to the Universe!". Police warn: Do not call 911 over late pizza. Also calls! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Jun 13, 201823 min

Drinking dog pee for clear skin? Children write the nastiest obituary for dead mom and more.

Woman drinks her own dog's urine in a viral video claiming it cleared up her acne. The children of a dead Minnesota woman write a nasty obituary for her. Saudi Arabian fashion show features drones instead of female models. The Brown Note is an audio tone that sposed to make you poop so listen to this on the toilet. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp...

Jun 12, 201820 min

Kim Jong's poop needs to be secured! World's largest skinny dip and more.

Why North Korea has to hide Kim Jong Un's poop. Biologists discover underwater octopus city calles "Octlantis". New world record for largest skinny dip tool place on Ireland. Plus emails and DMs from Weirdos. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Jun 11, 201819 min

Woman's tongue pregnant by a squid, Zombie smartphone walkway build in China and more

China builds a special "smartphone zombie" pedestrian walkway. Woman gets her tongue pregnant by eating raw squid. US kindergartens now teaching nursery rhymes to prep kids for school shootings. Calls and emails n bad reviews. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Jun 08, 201822 min

God speaks through a stuffed lion say parents, A psychopathic AI created in the lab!

Lottery winner dumps $200,000 worth of manure on his ex boss's front lawn. Scientists create a "psychopath" AI. Couple loses custody of child after they speak in tongues during court to a stuffed lion they claim is voice of God. Lotsa calls too! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Jun 07, 201821 min

Girl orders KFC just so delivery driver will kill a spider, Strange noises making diplomats I'll in China.

Student orders KFC delivery in order to ask the driver to kill a spider. IHOP teases customers on social media with a prank they're changing name to IHOb. A medical mystery grows as US diplomats in China fall I'll after hearing strange sounds. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Jun 06, 201819 min

Attempted testicle removal fail, Lawsuit over definition of "pickles"?

woman arrested for attempting to remove boyfriend's festivals in Ohio. New York school district considering proposal to ban all homework. Couple suiting Texas over the definition of a pickle. Calls too! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Jun 05, 201818 min
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