Tich and RPJ, a Canadian couple watch and review adult films of the past. This comedy adult podcast dives into the acting, directing, script, and action. Come for the sexy, stay for the laughs.
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We Watched A Porno delves into "Stiff Competition," a classic 80s adult film centered around an oral sex championship, likened to "Over the Top" but with adult themes. The hosts discuss the film's unexpected high production quality, comedic elements, and commitment from its cast, noting how it sparked their podcast idea. They also analyze specific scenes, performances, and the impressive 4K restoration, highlighting its unique cultural portrayal of an explicit competition.
Lust, Desire, Satisfaction and so much more all come together in... Tapestry of Passion Private detective Johnny Wadd is hot on the case of a mysterious and beautiful woman known as 'The Black Widow' whose lovers have an unfortunate habit of dying... Starring: Annette Haven , Desiree West , Joan Devlon , Leslie Bovee , Sharon Thorpe , Suzy Chung , Veronica Taylor , John Holmes , John Leslie Categories: '70s , Appearance , Big Dicks , Classic , Classic Plot , Classic Star Showcase , Feature , Plo...
We are expanding. Sure we watch A LOT of porn. And sure we enjoying talking about it. But we also watch other things. Ever wonder what our thoughts are on other films or TV? We have an all new bi weekly podcast where we talk about all the other tings we have been watching. From Lord of the Rings to the 1970's Japanese cinema and everything in between. Follow us on INSTAGRAM THEME SONG First episode drops Feb 5th...
She's An Automatic Weapon. Get ready for action with adult film's hottest blonde! Jill Kelly is a desperado on the run in this, the latest erotic action thriller from Brad Armstrong and Greg Steele. She electrifies the screen in a role that will have you on the edge of your seat, and at the point of no return. And just when you thought it was safe to go back into the bedroom...you're Double Crossed, dude. Studio: Wicked Pictures Director: Brad Armstrong Run Time: 1 hrs. 12 mins. Release Year: 19...
This is the girl your mother warned you about...You should have listened. 1999 AVN Award Winner for Best Film of The Year. AVN Top 500 - Vince Vouyer is a burnt out vice cop obsessed with a 40-year-old murder spree. The killings were committed, it is believed, by a prostitute dubbed the "femme fatale." Vince thinks he has a suspect - in photos of each of the crime scenes, he sees, or thinks he sees, long-legged, tall call girl Lauren Montgomery. This is hardly compelling evidence, however, becau...
When down-on-his-luck loser (James Deen) lands a job as a night security guard in the world famous Erotic Heritage Museum, he soon discovers the reports of strange events taking place after-hours are true! Reports are out that the exhibits come to life at night and have sex with the guests. James and superstar Riley Reid, who plays the museum tour guide, are soon front and center engaging with Golden-era porn stars who come to life when the doors lock for the night. Relive the classic pairings o...
She Saw Her Way To Love. He Saw His Way To Change. An escaped criminal finds his way into the house of a blind girl. As their passion grows, she sees in him what the sighted had not. And both their worlds change. Forever. Starring: Leena, Debi Diamond, Crystal Wilder, Steven St. Croix, Mike Horner, Steve Drake, Terry Thomas, Krista WATCH HERE
Delving into the chaotic world of "Penetrator 2," the hosts provide a humorous breakdown of this Terminator 2 adult parody, exposing its loose plot, confusing character motivations, and unexpected crane shots in sex scenes. They critique the film's reliance on instant sexual encounters and poorly executed special effects, while also reflecting on their own unique process of reviewing adult films and their growing collection. The discussion explores missed comedic potential and fantasizes about more creative, explicit endings.
A magic crystal, a strange wizard, and some ravishing amazons make for erotic adventure in the arousing conclusion of Henri Pachard's time-travel epic, The New Barbarians. Will the barbarians make it back to their time? Will Nina and Joey ever make it back to the present? Will anybody even notice with all the sex going on? Find out for yourself in The New Barbarians 2 . Starring: Angela D'Angelo , Arcie Miller , Mia Powers , Michelle Monroe , Natasha Skyler , Nina Hartley , Sabrina Dawn , Sharon...
A FORMAL FAUCETT (67 min) When Formal Faucett Minor discovers her boyfriend Jimmy in bed with another woman, she decides it’s finally time to flee her small-town existence and venture into the big city and become the star she always dreamed she would be! With tongue firmly in cheek, Fred Lincoln’s bizarre comedy (and second directing effort). 1979,1978 / 75 min, 67 min / 1.85:1, 1.37:1 / English Mono 1979 Gail Films, 1978 Gail Films Starring: Barbara Klouds , China Leigh , Desiree Cousteau , Dor...
A glowing crystal that causes sexual arousal, as well as time travel, is the centerpiece of this sexual sword-and-sorcery epic from award-winning director Henri Pachard. Gorgeous Victoria Paris stars as the buxom Amazon whose quest for the stolen crystal takes her from one sexual tryst to another, and eventually into another century! Don't miss the first half of the most important adult feature of the 1990's! Studio: VCA Series: New Barbarians, The Director: Henri Pachard Run Time: 1 hrs. 19 min...
In a fantasy land filled with magic and dragons a group of heroes led by Noname Jane and Aurora Snow must save the world from evil sorceress (Kylie Ireland). If the sorceress gains control of the last ring she will send central earth into complete darkness and despair. Whore of the Rings is all anal epic of sprawling proportions with a superstar cast! You're going to love the costumes, the story and the magnificent fucking! Studio: Heatwave Series: Whore of the Rings Director: Jim Powers Run Tim...
Wired: love in the electronic age Love in the Electronic Age creates a whole new set of rules! In Episode 3, Kim meets her online lover and his wife! Annie and Monica feel the "vibe" at a sex toy party then go home to take matters into their own hands! And Lindsey's new lover is her #1 fan and the best lay she's ever had! Starring: Adajja , Bridgette Kerkove , Dee Baker , Keri Windsor , Lauren Montgomery , Nina Hartley Categories: Feature , Plot Oriented Studio: Adam & Eve Series: Naked Holl...
Before her new neighbors move in, Raylene hires an escort (Voodoo) to help assuage her loneliness. She begins the encounter with a glass of , and then takes her Portuguese friend upstairs to her bedroom for a raucous romp. Raylene begins with some fine cock sucking and then Voodoo makes her writhe uncontrollably as he tongues her clit and nibbles on her labia. The two eventually move through a few positions before Voodoo finally pops on her stomach. When a couple moves in next door, Raylene disc...
Lights! Camera! Your Ass In My Face! Lights! Camera! Your ass in my face! Steve (Tony Tedeschi) & Felecia (Mercedez) were the perfect couple. Madly in love and happily married...that is, until Steve begins to suspect that his perfect bride is living a secret life as a porn star. But catching her in the act proves difficult as he is thrown into a hilarious adventure into the world of adult film making. Watch and find out what happens when the perfect marriage turns into a perfect mess. Merced...
When Barbara Scott's (Kay Parker) husband leaves her, blaming her frigidity for destroying their marriage, she's left alone, without a source of income, and charged with taking care of their teenage son, Paul (Mike Ranger). Feeling vulnerable, she turns to her friend Gina (Juliet Anderson) who opens Barbara's eyes to the secret world of suburban swingers. But as erotic tension grows, Barbara begins to fantasize about her handsome son... One of the most significant and controversial X rated films...
Let's get physical! These fit dancer bodies show you just how they stay in shape. Prepare yourself for a steaming-hot, muscle-building, sex workout that will make you sweat. Watch these beautiful babes crunch, pump, push, and lift their bodies, giving new meaning to the word fitness. Erica Boyer, Hyapatia Lee, Martina and Shanna McCullough know that sex is still one of the best and most fun ways to keep in shape. 1983 / 168 min (combined) / 1.85:1 / English Mono Starring: Erica Boyer , Hyapatia ...
Fitness instructor Jackie La Lay runs a highly popular and successful health club. Since the female club members are going to be competing in a bodybuilding contest against rival clubs, Jackie encourages her gals to engage in all kinds of strenuous carnal activities in order to get and stay in shape for said contest. Director: Bob Chinn Writers: Bud Lee , Hyapatia Lee Starring: Hyapatia Lee , Bud Lee , Shanna McCullough , Eric Edwards , Mike Horner , Desiree Lane Producer: Debbie Deen 1983 89 mi...
IT'S ANOTHER BONUS EPISODE Lust or Love Lust or Love! Monica, Lindsey, Kim and Annie are modern women with modern problems! In Episode 2, Monica wonders if great sex makes up for a so-so suitor as Annie just hungers for hard-ons! Meanwhile, Lindsey's lover turns possessive while Kim's gets her off, and then gets going! Starring: Darla Crane , Dee Baker , Keri Windsor , Lauren Montgomery , Nina Hartley , Billy Glide , Brick Majors , Evan Stone , T.J. Cummings Studio: Adam & Eve Series: Naked ...
Celeste Is Lethal. Woody Long is a man on the verge. Of Death. He's been secretly poisoned, and his last hope is detective Bill Marlowe. Was it foxy Celeste? Slinky Dyanna Lauren? Unknown Sally Layd? Or awesome new blonde Kylie Ireland? Do you care, as long as they're all nude at some point? Join Scotty Fox on a who-done-it of epic proportions, starring a girl of epic proportions. Celeste is Poison. At least you'll die smiling. Studio: Vivid Director: Scotty Fox Run Time: 1 hrs. 21 mins. Release...
Welcome to a new bonus series! Tich and RPJ are taking a tour into the world of Mini Series Porn... and each week they will be talking about an episode of the Naked Hollywood Series. Faking It Faking it- it's just not orgasms anymore. Pretending to be what we want to be, not who we are. Lying to ourselves about what we really want and whom we want it with. It's all about living in Hollywood and what it takes to survive here; just put on a smile and keep faking it. Studio: Adam & Eve Series: ...
Deja vu. Past lives. Real? Illusion? Jenna's about to find out. She's facing Murder One, but has the gnawing feeling that this has all happened before. Can she refute the charges and still lead an intriguing sex life? Undoubtedly. Priceless. The experience of a lifetime. Studio: Wicked Pictures Director: Jim Enright Run Time: 1 hrs. 38 mins. Release Year: 1995 Starring: Holly Body , Jenna Jameson , Krista Maze , Misty Rain , Roxanne Hall , Sofia Ferrari , Jonathan Morgan , Peter North , Steven S...
Maybe The Walls Don't Have Ears, But The Mattress Talks. Maybe the walls don't have ears, but the mattress talks. Welcome to Director Paul Norman's "Bedlam", the story of a girl and her bed. A bed that gives advice, tells tales, and just might save Celeste from some untold danger. All in all, it's bedlam. When all hell breaks loose...and it feels just like heaven. Starring: Amber Woods , Celeste , Jenteal , Melissa Hill , Nikki Tyler , Alex Sanders , Ian Daniels , Mark Davis , Tom Byron Categori...
YOU CAN RUN, AND YOU BETTER HIDE. A missing father, a missing beauty queen. Or are they missing? Covert contacts, a private investigation, and it's all taking place in the shadows of the capitol where the seediest of exchanges go down and the sexiest of encounters are played out in the shadows. Starring: Alex Foxe , Devinn Lane , Holly Hollywood , Kelsey Heart , Kristal Summers , Renee LaRue , Shelbee Myne , Star E. Knight , Zana , Ian Daniels , Joel Lawrence , Julian Andretti , Lee Stone , Rand...
Happy New Year! We start off 2025 with an absolute banger of a film. 1995's Trouble Maker. She's Trouble... But it Works On Paper. Asia and Eric are newlyweds. On their honeymoon, they take on a partner of another sort. Celeste...troublemaker. The mind games are as hot as the sex play. Celeste, Tammi and Asia go at it with an anal bullet. Laura Palmer and Asia make love on a pool table. Celeste takes Eric orally. In a bathroom. It's a Paul Thomas take on relationships gone awry. The words that a...
The Story of A Miracle that DIDN'T Happen on 34th Street! "Angels come in all sizes and shapes. They can even be a cocktail waitress in a deserted bar on Christmas Eve. They can save a man who feels like half a man. And best of all, they can even be Devon. Make a wish upon a star?" Join Tich and RPJ this holiday season for a very very VERY depressing Christmas porno. Sure the sex is good, but this film is filled with sad twist after sad twist. From men with waxed legs, to possible murder. Eve's ...
A magical night that neither can forget leads Julianne and Matt to a fateful reunion 10 years after. A lot has happened in each of their lives but they are determined to rekindle the flames of passion that blazed ever so briefly a decade past. Can sexual lighting strike twice? Directed by F.J. Lincoln Run Time: 1:26 min 1997 -Watch Here -
1995's Dear Dairy is a film you need to see to believe. A film that won two AVN awards for acting, Tich and RPJ have a lot to say when it comes to the acting of this film. Hint ... it blows their minds! For once a porno that has acting that acting isn't all that bad. And there's more! The sex is pretty good as well! A busty blond in a wheelchair that has a magic diary that makes people have sex? Yes please! Dear Diary 126 min / 1995 Directed by Frank Marino...
