Stiff Competition

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We are reviewing and going back to the film that started all of this stiff competition. Do you want to tell a little bit of the story of like cause how did you like it it was just something that you found online that like Yeah, I was just perusing for movies online. Yeah. Not adult or pornographic films. I was just looking uh like 4K stuff and hard to find things and I stumbled upon vinegar syndrome. Yeah. Uh I think it's because they were putting out

Amityville horror. Oh yeah. 4K. Yeah. And so that's how I got wind of this because they th also were doing their Picarama line. uh which is, you know, a bunch of adult films. Older things, seventies mostly. Yeah. Uh, and they were re releasing things. 4K. And the one there was only one 4K. I believe this is their first one that they did on 4K. Oh wow. Stiff competition. Wow. Um and So I didn't have any intention of buying until I think they did a Valentine's Day sale. Yeah.

Something along the lines of that. Yeah, yeah. Sort of like million years sale or something. And they just dropped the price of it. And I went, Yeah, sure. Like why not? Like it's got a cool box art. And the the reason why is it's not just a traditional normal 4K yeah box like it's got a like redone cover art cover art like yeah a slip cover.

Uh and I was like, yeah, sure. Like, you know, for the price point of what it is, it looks it looks super weird and interesting. Yeah. The premise is hilarious. Yeah, you know, and I'm a I'm a fan of like Shitty B movie, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like action stuff as well. And I have a soft spot for. the film Over the Top with Sylvester Stallone, which is his arm wrestling movie. Yeah yeah. Where he's a truck driver.

that to win over to get enough money Yeah. To be able to support his son because he's like now Like he wants to be able to support his son because he's like separated from his partner. Yeah. And so to get the money to be able to support his son. he wants to go into an arm wrestling competition, win a truck. Not like you not like a Ford truck, but we're talking you know, like like delivery trucks. Like trucking like those

like the trucks that you would attach. Yeah, like a semi. Like yeah, like like giant yeah. Crates and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That like, you know, you transport things across. Yeah. Like he's uh one of those. Like that's his job. Yeah. Is one of those like cross country truckers. Truckers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trucker. Yeah. And so he won he he wants to win one of those. And w that's what the winning prize is, I believe, in it. Oh my god. And it's spell bad.

for the money to support like it's a very comfortable like I believe that's what it is. Um and it's only say that like he could win this truck and then he could start his own business. Well he already needs a truck. It starts with him driving a truck. He's driving a truck wearing uh like a white tank top and suspender. And like just pure muscles that are greased up. Right. Like he's already coiled up. And he's like honking horns and stuff. And he's like, Yeah, I'm a truck driver.

And he makes spare money funny winning arm wrestling competitions. Oh my god. Because he has a secret method which is going over the top, right? Where he turns his hat backward. Yeah. And then he rotates his four fingers over top of the opponent's thumb. Yeah. Which is illegal, apparently, in arm wrestling. Like it's not a thing you're allowed to do. Like you in actual arm wrestling,

There's like rules and regulations of like no your ha your hand has to be in this position. Yeah you can't be doing this, you can't be doing that. You have to like you can't like move your legs at a certain distance. Like there's all these like variables to make sure it's always like even. Yeah.

So that is already, it doesn't make any sense. That's so simple. And so when I was like, oh, stiff competition and reading the sort of write-up on what the movie was about, which is uh So the the back of it, which is also like online. I was like, Oh this sounds interesting is it reads Athletes are gearing up for the annual suck off, in quotation, championship. Yeah. Competition dedicated to crowning the woman with the best, in quotations, oral technique.

Top coach Jeff loses his star contender, The Mouth, after she quits mid-round during exhibition. Desperate for a new would be star athlete to compete for the world title, he finds the perfect candidate in the form of the shy and inexperienced Tammy. She does not seem shy or inexperienced. No, no. She goes right into that girl, the mouth, who's like, I'm not doing it, Tammy jumps right into sex.

Yeah. She's like, I could do it. And they're like, okay. Like when he's like, are you sure? Do you sure are you sure you want to jump in? She's like, yeah, I I'm positive. I know what it means. I want to fucking suck a dick. I know. Uh realizing her tremendous potential, Jeff convinces her to begin a rigorous training.

but when reigning champion Cynthia Silkthroat and her sleazy manager Jake the Snake wind of Tammy's incredible abilities, they begin a sinister campaign to ensure she doesn't win the coveted title.

And I was like, this sounds a lot like and they had like a little trick. Yeah, yeah. I was like, all right, this feels just as fucking stupid as over the top. Yeah. But with cocksucking. Yeah. It's the blow job of over the top. Um, and so yeah, I bought that and then I think I

gave it to you for like for Valentine's sake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, here This and like a few others. Yeah, and we like watched it and we were like, Oh, this is crazy funny. And that kind of stu we had all these thoughts. Yeah. We were joking about it and we're

That's where this and then we just kind of c kept doing it as a couple'cause we were like, Oh yeah, some of them are silly and weird and like they don't actually turn us on, but it's still entertaining to watch together and like riff on like the silliness and like people getting things wrong. I so this was a rewatch for us. So we actually hadn't watched this since

like I wanna say like two Februaries ago, like something like that. We watched it once and then we watched it again with the intention of recording. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Then we didn't. And then we didn't, yeah. Right. We got Other things just came up. Yeah. And then we never did.

And then we started recording for like once we actually sat down and started recording the podcast. Yeah, yeah. We were like, Oh, we don't really remember again, but it was too soon to do another rewatch of this film. Yeah. You know. Ciao! Yeah, it's it's now for a couple of years on the back burner. Yeah. And I think every year too we've been like, Hey, we'll end the season with stiff competition because it's like still one of our favorites.

But then each end of the season always comes before we anticipate'cause of like you going on tour, me having health stuff. And so like we just haven't had like a like a planned day of when the season will end. Um, so yeah, we were just like kind of like, Well, we should for sure Like make sure we're actually doing it.

So then not try and make it like a like an end of the season thing and just like have it somewhere in there. Yeah, just bring it in and just do the episode. Like it doesn't I it doesn't have to be at the end. No, it doesn't have to be yeah. It was just too delayed. And also like we knew what we were getting into, so we didn't want to risk watching something bad. Yes, it's true. Yeah. There are times where like burden it's you know research.

like it's winter and we're just like buff and it's like let's just watch something we know we enjoy. Yeah. And we know it's gonna be fun. Yeah. And it's still very Oh my god, it stands up. It's still Yeah. This is like The production value on this is mind blowing. Yeah, I mean this is when again

We've talked about it a little bit in the past with certain films. Yeah. Uh we did it with the John Holmes thing where you know, you realize, oh, when they thought these were movies like when they treated them like a movie that would go into Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the main screens. So you have extras, you've got a s you know, a set design to some degree, you've got a production design. Yeah. You know, like there's more there than just

the sex. Yeah. You know, like they're like, Oh, we gotta entertain. We can't just entertain with the sex. We have to entertain with other things. Yeah. Um And boy do they. Yeah. Yeah. And I'd argue like It's far more entertaining. The sex is the least entertaining. Yeah. I agreed. And it's not that it's bad. It's just that it's just weird enough and just funny enough. Yeah.

That it almost works alone just as a film. And I think everybody what I really appreciated in this watch is how much everyone who's in it, because there's even just like There's small bit characters that you never see other than like one scenario. Yeah. that are hilarious. Like all of the people who we we cut to, they do the like I love that they do like the whole they do all the tropes. They do like

Um, you know, the the the discovery of the newcomer. They do the training montage. They do Yeah, that training montage is great. It's phenomenal. It is r it it is so funny to see. 'Cause when did this come out? This was So 1984, right? So when is when is Rocky? Rocky is 1976.

So we already we've we've had several reads we understand the premise of you know the training montage the boxing and then even at the end like when we're when we're watching the the championship we get as the audience, we get cuts back to like all of the people who are sitting in their homes or sitting in pub like in groups of people watching like the two guys at the bar who are super funny and have really great chemistry. the old ladies sitting at home, like who are just like gabbing about

I l fucking loved it. The one who was like, Oh yeah, Tammy the tongue, she reminds me of me in my youth. I know. giving like fuck me eyes and like sticking her tongue out all over the screen is it's not creepy or weird it's really funny and it works. Yeah. Uh and it felt felt like everybody in this picture, knew what their job was, knew exactly the kind of movie they were in, and so didn't take themselves too seriously, but just like

also had like this playfulness. Yeah. Like you're obviously making like they're doing a send up of Rocky. Yeah. Right? Like we get we understand that. And we understand it's this like reg to riches. Working your way up, you know, you're you're the small contender, you know, and they're all having fun with that. So they're like, oh, but what if it was with blue jobs? You know, and so they all like everybody's got a little bit of a wink wink nudge nudge to it.

Um I what I enjoyed is that none of them are Like for the most part they all play it serious though. Yes. Like I think that's what makes it work is that outside of Ron Jeremy, who again thinks he's like the funniest fucking thing on the planet. I know. Like I can't stress how much I dislike him as a person. I know. But also how much I think he's a shitty performer. Yeah. Like I really dislike him. I know.

The the fact that he thinks he's so talented. Yeah, I know. That he like ruins scenes. Yeah. I know. He's kind of like that one kid who thinks they're really good in the school play, but isn't. Yeah. Right? It's the it's the kid who like is Quote unquote the cool kid in school. Another. Who got put in a smaller part because they're actually not as talented. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they still don't underst but they don't understand that like It's not their space.

to take up all the space. Yeah. And so that kid is like, but but I'm the one that everyone loves in the classroom. So they go way overboard and make it about themselves on stage. And you're like, hey kid, hey Chad, shut the fuck up. Yeah. Right? Like that's how it feels to me.

Where like the kid is obviously like trying to like mug to the audience and you're like, I know, get off stage. You're free. I know. You're just free. You know what I mean? There's a reason why you're only playing a free pad. Get off the stage. Yeah. Couldn't memorize your line. But like that's him. Like he's always chilling. I know. I'm like, oh yeah. I will say though, like One, the movie is strong enough that he didn't

detract no from the overall thing. And I mean, this is not saying a lot, but I will say that this is the most bearable I have seen him be. in a film. Yeah. Just because there's a lot I think he was a lot younger than a lot of the stuff that we've seen him in. Yeah. He was a lot younger. Yeah. So he still had I actually r disliked him in the sex scene. far more than I dislike him as in the office. I just find him to be like he's just Well he cracks jokes as they're having sex all the time.

Yeah. Right? Like he's always like ham and fist. Yeah. He's like, Oh yeah, do you want me to stick that in my finger one he's like he goes, Hey how about to stick one finger? Okay, okay. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Okay, like so like how's it feel with two? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I'm sick of my dick in your butt. Okay, here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I know. It's like your dirty talk is trash. Yeah.

I know. It's so weird. And in the scenes where he was so he plays Not not any of the managers he plays for our listeners. He plays the Don Head is I believe his Yeah, he's a Republican king. Yeah, yeah. He's the he's the guy who like puts on the entire suck off. Yeah. Like he's in charge of putting it on. And the scenes where he's

just talking on the phone or like talking to um Herschel Savage who comes in who's one one of the managers, like talking to them, having that scene. I was like, oh Ron Jeremy's actually okay in this because he's not trying to do anything. I know. He's literally just giving me

Which is all you gotta do. Like you're just giving me the lines like you would say as a normal human being. Yeah. And then when he when we got into like the championship in the ring, like that when he got stu he starts get hamming it up and like improvising liners and skinny jokes. Yeah, it was also interesting too with him because, you know, as this guy who's like famously has one of the largest dicks that was in porn.

Not really. We've always seen him in. Like you're like, yeah, it is like it's a larger penis. I will say what it is. I think it's just the length. No, yeah, he's got a like a long penis. He's got a long one. Everything we've seen him in so far, he's always Half man.

Like he's always poking his cock. Yeah. Like he's always holding it himself hard. Yeah. Always. And this was the first time we saw him s in something where he wasn't. Yeah, I know. Where he was young. Yeah. Like he was a younger guy and he just had like a full-on hard dick. Because the one thing that I appreciated about this film

was that oh my god never stole limp dick. Nobody was limp never still d they never had limp dick. And they made sure that they weren't like half masked or just like mostly hard. Like when they're sucking dick They're hard fucking dicks. Yeah. Like that was the point of the movie that it's like stiff competition. It's about blowjobs and we're out.

Hard cocks. Yeah. That's what we're having. They're really rock hard. Yeah. Bravo. Come on faces. Yeah. And you're like, Great. Amazing. That's like get it. You know, like I love that's what we're here for. They have a young Peter North like in the background at one point and I was like, huh.

Yeah. Weird if they don't utilize Peter North being the guy who famously had like the biggest cum shots in all of porn. And in the end, he's the last guy that she sucks off. Yeah, yeah. Smart. So scared. Yeah. You save the Friends. Mr. Cum shot himself. You save the Freddy. Great. You got like a guy who's famously great at getting really hard boners and really big cum shots. Perfect. This is what we want. Right.

What I what I love too is I can't I can never remember his name, but the the actor that we uh like jok love to to riff on the they're gonna take my copy no take my job is in it. And you can tell, like this is a thing I note now when watching these movies. Paul Paul Thomas, when he like, when any sex worker performer is in a film where they don't have a sex scene. I assume that it's because they were like, Oh

There's no room for me in this, like this this has already been cast, but I want to be in this movie so much that I'm fine taking just a speaking role. Right. You know? Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah that makes yeah they're just like sure I'll do it. Yeah, I'll do it. I thought he was gonna have something and he No. He was great too. Like he was really solid as the uh cause he's the announcer at the end. I also really appreciated how they had a shot.

when they're when we're meeting the announcers for the first time they have him and then they have all of the foreign language. I know. Like the non English speaking. Like there's Spanish. There's like Mandarin, I think.

Yeah. Yeah. And like maybe French. Yeah. But it yeah, it was great. They do like a little pant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So for anyone who's not seen Anyone who's watching a movie or TV show where there's a ring. Yeah. Right. So boxing ring. Yeah. Wrestling ring. Yeah. Even like an octagon, like an MMA. Yeah. There's always these moments of the audience. Yeah. Right?

And famously a lot of these movies, they'll black things out so that they can shoot all of the action in the ring because they don't want to have all these extra. for hours and hours on end. Yeah, just sit in an audience. So they get a lot of like reaction shots. Yeah. And then they'll haze. everything with like a hazer and fog it up. Yeah. And then dim lighting, pull it all down. So you focus on the ring. Yeah. Right. You don't focus on the object.

And what they'll do is every once in a while have like maybe the first like six rows of people. Yeah. And then just move them around for shots. Yeah. Uh so that you get the far off you don't see. And they did that in this. And so I was thinking to myself, like, huh. I mean, this is really no different from

any like smaller film that I have seen a ring. Yeah. Like They, you know, like even today, like we saw some wrestling movie like Queen of the Ring recently and about like one of the first female wrestlers, like championship. And you're like the production of it, you go. I mean, I think it's a good idea compared to this. Yeah, I was like compared to a fucking porn film. I know. You know what I mean? They had so many good audience shots and it really felt like even when

They clearly hadn't like kept. Like we get the big sweeping shots of like all the entrances, right? Where we can see people sitting from the front row all the way up to the back. The like stands are full. But even in the shots where they're not doing that, where we're we're not seeing the whole audience, it still felt full because of the dynamic nature of the close-up.

with all the audience members. Like it really felt like everybody's cheering and there and into it. People were throwing stuff. People had signs. It was amazing. Yeah. Yeah. And you can I mean, you know it's small budget. Yeah. But it's impressive for what it is. Absolutely. Yeah. I think and compared to like actual larger films to date. Yeah. I'm like, I mean it's no different. Like they like you know, I go, you you like it it's it's actually kinda surprising. Yeah. Uh

Yeah. And and like in the bar scenes at the end, all those extras like they're all so fucking strong. Yeah. Like that one drunk guy when he said no better than Suck and dick is like then your wife or whatever. Yeah, she's better than sucking dick than your mom sucks dick and No your wife. Your No, it's his mom. Same mom? I thought your your wife said your mom.

Okay. I thought he's like no different than your wife. And he's like, How do you know how my wife sucks, Dick? Like that's why he was like, What? Like like how do you know my how like my wife? Like that was his big like, what the fuck? And then he doesn't answer. Yeah. He's like, anyway. Yeah. And then what is this other thing? The buddy that he's like.

Like she's like, oh I heard that Tammy the tongue has got like one of the best like cocksuckers of all time. Like her technique is amazing. Yeah. And he goes like outdoors or indoors? Yeah. What's it matter? Wind resistance. He thinks about it for a second. Wind resistance. Yeah, yeah. Wind resistance. Yeah. It makes no sense. Oh my god.

Yeah, the old ladies all watching. And for people like listening, what what's great about it is you're seeing like a bar scene, you're seeing some people watching at home. Yeah. And they have they've filmed. Yeah. And they put them on TVs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is before CGI, right? Like before you could like comp in images. So they've pre

filmed a lot of the stuff. Yeah. That those scenes with the competition at the very end. Yeah. And then they're just playing them on TVs. Yeah. And people are like watching it and reacting. Like the old ladies are like an actual boxing match. Like it's all on a pay-per-view. And what I love about it. is that it doesn't feel underground. Like we're living in a world where this blowjob competition is treated like modern day UFC events. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Like It's there's stuff in the paper.

You're like Muhammad Ali was fighting. Yeah. Right? And they're like, these people are all like, you gotta watch the blowjob competition. Yeah. Stive competition. Here we go. Like the whole world loves this thing. Yeah, everybody's formalized.

It's so normalized. Like that's what gets me is that people aren't like, oh, this shady thing. They're just like, yeah, oh yeah, she's really good. Like you're not. People are sharing stats. Yeah, there's no like weird, shamey shit about it. Like they're all just like, yeah. Blowjobs are great, and she's really good at it. Oh yeah. And Silk over there, well she's coming out of retirement. Watch out for her stats, like they're all talking about it in a sports way.

Which is funny, but also like really kind of cool. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it's kind of cool that it's not. Like underground. Yeah, that it's not shame. Yeah. You know what I mean? There's no slut shaming of the women in this in this situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Just like, yeah, they're real athletes. They're really good at what they do and we want to make sure that that's promoted. Yeah. It's in the newspaper. Like it's It's great. Yeah, it's really fucking kind of old ladies.

Being like, oh, back when I was like more sexually active. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. Weirdly progressive. I know. Uh yeah. I it was just a weird, kind of cool thing that they did. Yeah. Did you catch at the end that one of the groups of people, one of the I think three main groups of people that we watched watched the f the fight was uh George from the beginning.

So the g yeah, in the C shots where it's just like so he at the beginning, George is taking Tammy out on a date and we're kind of seeing them at the end of the date and he's taking her to dinner, now taking her for entertainment, and they go to the an underground blowjob, like bedding mat. Yeah. And that's where Tammy then like, you know, gets her s what I love too about George is at the end of that, like when she Like when she wins the bet and she wins the c that first competition.

And like she's celebrating with Jack, who's this guy who she just like swooped in and was like, hey, sure, I'll help you out. And George just he's in a fucking full tux, like shaded glasses, and just winks and leaves and like he's like, Well, my work here is done. Godspeed, young Padawan. Like He doesn't care. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. It's just like a downtown opening with a stiff competition title and it pans across kind of like Rocky and then

She's like, Well thanks for the lovely night. What's up next? She's like, It was a little surprise, my friend. Yeah. And she thinks it's like underground cock fighting. Like like she thinks Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like and is like, Well no, it's a little this and that guy they go up to the door to help the guy pulls out the switchblade knife. I know.

Yeah. Twenty bucks, motherfucker. Threatening them for the money that they are consensually trying to give to go and watch an event. And George doesn't bat an eye. Like he's not like, whoa. He's like, yeah, here you go, buddy. Like he's like This is all normal. And then he goes in and the camera stays on the guy and and the guy's like, cheap motherfucker.

Like it makes no sense why he says it. Yeah. You're like, what? Why? Okay. What are you talking about? Interesting choice. Yeah. Like they kind of went, and then just say something. Hello, lovely listeners. We're just taking a moment here to remind you don't forget to like and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. And follow us on social media, you'll find us at We Watch Deporno on Instagram, Blue Sky, and at

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Yeah, it's ridiculous. It's so funny. I love I'm trying to like find because I wrote some of like my favorite lines. Down. Oh, Jeff after he and Tammy. So Jeff is like the guy who she ends up being managed by. We find out that Jeff used to manage Cynthia Silk Throat. So like that's the big tension. Um, and the way he asks for her to come back to his place to fuck him is he says, How'd you like to see my yellow-bellied South African blowfish?

And you think it's gonna be a euphemism for his dick and he shows you see in the bedroom and he's got a fucking fish tick. I know, and there's fish that he's like, it's a little uh special interest of mine. And he goes, if you know what I mean. Yeah. It's so good. And she's like, mm, yeah, I'd love to. They're like, yeah, he actually was like And then she in front of And then in front of the fish tank she gets naked. And then above the fish tank.

is which I thought was so weird. And this is again a thing that happens in porn films where I'm like, why is that there? Yeah. Was a framed photograph. Of like an Apollo. Yeah. Like an Apollo spaceship, like just in the space station, like about to take off. Yeah. And I'm like, why is that frame?

Yeah. Like what why what is this? Like why Well you know it's just some space nerd who was like I really like spaceships. Yeah. That kind of weird art, I'm like, I feel like that is the thing, but like so subtle. where it was just the art that was up. Oh, it's just yeah, it's clearly someone's like actual bedroom. Right. And that was just his thing. Like this guy was like, Yeah, man, we're going to the moon. And like has it up there?

Just like from a magazine. Yeah. You know, and you go, uh, okay. All right, interesting. With your fish. All right, sure. What whatever. Yeah, it was So I really appreciated the production value was great because like we there were so many different sets and locations.

Um, it never felt like anything was like overused. And they were big like rooms and stuff, especially like Cynthia Silk Throat. and Jake the Snake, like whenever they had a scene where they're like conniving they had like they were in this beautiful, ornate Vic like Victorian style like kinda modernized Yeah, it's like a library sort of rumpus room. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like a smoking room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like old like books and couches. Yeah, and he's always in a room. He was really

He was. Like he was like Jake the Snake. Yeah. It was like slimy enough that it was like Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't like Uh and on this round I was like, Oh Interestingly enough, I think one of my favorite sex scenes in this was the scene where it was between Jake the Snake and Tammy, after Tammy thinks that like Cynthia Silk Throat and Jeff are like, you know, like fucking behind her back. Jake the Snake like takes her home and then they have A sex scene

But there's very little penetration. She barely goes down on him at all. Mostly it's just him jerking himself off and watching her play with Yeah. Which I was like, oh this is actually mutual masturbation. It's a mutual masturbation scene. Yeah. And like a like a teasing scene too. And he like you could tell also Ah. I mean, either this is the case or he's an a phenomenal actor, but it really seemed like this was actually like a kind of a kink for this performer because it felt very like oh like

Add lib in terms of like, well, now what are we gonna do? And now what are we saying, like, no, I don't want this, but I want you to do that. And so can you do that for me? And she would be like, Oh yeah, baby, I can do that for you. Like it was a lot of there was a lot of communication going on. Even in his first sex scene. Yeah. With Syl with uh Cynthia the way he he sex talks is he'd be like, So you're

Yeah. Stay your name to me. Yeah. And she'd be like saying he goes, Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he yeah. He has a like a like a little bit of that sort of Yeah, he's a bit of a top. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like there's a sense of like him be like, tease me. Like, on a you know, yeah for him uh as a performance and so I can get that in that scene it being Yeah. It was great.

Yeah,'cause he even just I I think he yeah, he just masturbates then mostly masturbates into like her like skirt. Onto her skirt, yeah. Like she's bent over. Yeah. And he's like, Yeah, and then he's gonna be like, I'm gonna come on your skirt, like a and yeah, it's uh It was interesting too, because it's not Again, like it could run into like a creepy And it never did. No, it never did. And this is another reason why I suspect it was a kink for him. Because if it wasn't like

at that time in particular. Nowadays I think uh, you know, performers are probably a lot more versed in like what good like what ethical kink looks like um in like porn. But At that time in the 70s, like that was not really mainstream even within this like this industry. So for him to do that in a way where it didn't feel creepy, it felt super consensual, and it felt like really hot.

That also makes me go, okay, likely the performers who were participating in this got off on that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I will say that the the like The queer lesbian like the girl I Yeah, that was lackluster. I was that was when I went like, Oh, you're not like it felt kind of shoe horned in there too. Yeah. Um I don't think she like uh who plays Tammy. Yeah, I don't think she's into it. I don't think the photographer was particularly into it either.

I don't like they didn't really seem to know what to do with each other's bodies. Yeah, uh Kitten is the other is like is the like photographer and she's done like a lot of stuff too. Like at that point she was also known as the busty porn star, like that you know what I mean? Like obviously like And rightly so. And rightly so. Yeah. Um and had done like a lot of stuff. But I really think that it's the person like Tammy's Yeah yeah. I think that is the actual performer

Like you could tell right away'cause like kitten starts like kissing her and she's like, Nope. Yeah. And like turns her face away and you're like, Oh, you're not Yeah. Like this is a s now we're this is a joke. And that teen year old is like, oh, all right. Like it doesn't be it's not the greatest. It's not Well and yeah, th they didn't really do much in it too. No, exactly. Like it's just kind of like rubbing boobs. Yeah. Like the biggest thing.

digit penetration. Yeah. Um, and then uh the photographer takes one of her boobs and just tries to mash I know her nipple into Tammy's vulva and you're like, that doesn't really do anything. Okay. And then it kinda ended. Yeah. Yeah. I know it's just it's the one scene of the sort of thing. Yeah, you could easily cut that and keep the rest of the Uh even if they kept it like actually I would argue it would have been better had they completely cut all the sex.

and just had the scene of like the photographer taking photos of Tammy and Tammy getting dressed and it leading up to them being like, Oh, well maybe have you ever been with a woman? Do you want to? Yeah, that might be nice. Cut next scene. Yeah. Like and just completely cut the sex out and just insinuate that they went off and had a really hot fuck. Yeah. Like the movie would.

I mean I also would have been fine if Tammy's like, Well, I've never really been I think I'd have to like t I'd have to start slow. It's like, well, you know, maybe if like I And it just turned into like another sort of masturbation thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Kidneys like masturbating and like okay like that. Have you ever seen another woman naked in this way? Have you and like they're just like Masturbating to each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, and like teasing each other. Yeah.

I would have been like, Yeah, okay, great. Yeah. But again, it's like you gotta have that scene in. I know you always gotta have that scene. Feel very shoehorned in a lot of the time in this era for sure. Yeah. Yeah. But can we Talk about I think my favorite line in the movie.

Which is Uh so we have Linda Lone Star. Who's the other performer? So we've got Tammy, we've got Cynthia, we've got Patty Cakes. Who Herschel Savage's character is the manager of and he tries to like flip the he tries to like buy the win for her. The other one is Linda Lone Star and she's from Beaufort, Texas. Beauford Texas. Beauford, Texas. And sh we get a scene of her and her manager, who I don't think we get the name of, but like

the most hilarious human. Um, and so she's working out and then they have a sex scene together. Buck's of course it's Buck. Of course it's Buck. Of course it's Buck. Yeah. Um so his line so she lies down and he goes to go uh give her oral and says, Yeah. Gimme some of this fine Texas pell. Tastes better than mama's home cooking. And then right after that

Wish there was a pussy eating contest. And we were like, There's the sequel. Yeah, you're like, Oh, all right. Uh but Yeah. Which is funny because I was thinking about this while watching it. Yeah. Uh anytime one of the guys was going down. Yeah. It always was like, Yeah All right. Yeah. It's not the greatest. And I was like, oh, I think the reason why in these films

Yeah. Why you're always like, oh, it doesn't look all that good. Like the you can tell that you're not really doing much. Yeah. I think it's because to actually go down. So here's the thing. If you're gonna eat pussy, you can't like lean in from afar. Yeah, no. You know what I mean? Like yeah, you gotta get right in there. You just gotta get in. And if you're going right in The camera can't really see much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I understand that they're like, but we gotta see it.

Yeah. And so you get these weird like side angles where like they're coming in sideways. And they're like sticking a little bit. And be like, oh yeah, now I'm gonna bite the lips of your pussy And you're like, Yeah, okay, like it doesn't and it's just because

If they're really getting in, then the camera, because they were larger cameras at that time. Yeah. Like you know, they're like, Well, we can't really see much and get in there. And I think they were like, Well, if we can't really see it, what's the point? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know.

Right. And so not realizing how the point is to turn on the performer. Yeah. And if she's having a good time, you can focus more on her. And like Exactly. And I think it's just because with blow job Yeah. in general are of a certain length. You're seeing a certain amount of skin anyway, whereas like you're not getting that. Yeah. You know what I mean? No matter how har how big it is. Exactly. And so there is this like, well, how do we? And then it's just, I think, just realizing.

You just gotta let that person go in. Yeah. And do what they're doing. Yeah. And film it. Like you'll we'll we're fine as the viewer. Yeah. We're okay. We'll be okay. Yeah. Uh but Yeah, I think that's why I was like, Oh, it's only Yeah, it's true. Why that's always like it lacks for me. I know. They were like, well, we don't know how to get in there, so we just don't. Yeah. But

It wasn't like lack of trying. You know what I mean? And it was still a hot scene. Yeah. She knew how to deep throat. Yeah. Of all of them. Yeah. Who like were in the championship. She was actually the one. I thought that was funny that she was the one who was like did the most deep throating. Yeah. And then got disqualified. For she blews she blew'cause the one guy she was blowing supposedly was losing his boner. I know. So she pulled Buck, her manager, in and blew him off and won.

But you can't bring in Yeah, you can't substitute. Yeah, you can't substitute. Bring in someone who you've sucked that was the rule. It was like you can't blow someone who you've blown before. Yeah. Because you Which makes sense for the competition. It's like that's how you even the playground, right? Like is Which also made me weird it out when not weirded out, like

When in the film Hersel s Herschel Savage comes in yeah with patty cakes, he's like, I bet she could blow better than your girl, like better than Tammy. Yeah. They're like, All right, here's a bet. Yeah, they do a little bet like out of Swinger's Yeah. Like at this like ranch, whatever. Yeah. And so ba both women start

giving blowjobs to their gu like to their managers. Yeah. And like the owner of like this like Springers Club's like, hey, like this is all for fun. You can't be actually like betting here. Like it's not like work. Like this is all just for so you gotta stop. Yeah. But I thought it was interesting, kind of like weird that they give blowjobs to their managers. I know. Not the opposite. It should have been going like because the rule is like it shouldn't be that.

So he should have been like, well, I bet she can blow better. And he's like, all right, prove it. And then they have to like blow each other. Like okay. Like I thought that's what they were gonna do. I know. It should have been that for sure. Uh just a weird like missed opportunity mode. I know. I was like, no, you didn't follow the rules. You see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um

But whatever. Yeah, I know. At this point. Yeah. It was so good. I love that I love that the championship is like in Vegas. I love like every fucking her costume at the end. Her that when she comes out, like Tammy the tongue comes out with like It's very like Austin Creek. It's very yeah Rocky too.

Yeah, it's like Star Spangled Banner, like is like she's got like the b red, white, and blue. She's got a fucking cape on. I know, yeah. Ugh, so like very many. Ugh. Yeah, it was it was great. I really appreciated it. Again, like so much. Yeah, so much production value, so much time put in. I really enjoyed the like watching this after we've gone and watched like a lot of hot garbage. Um

I in this watchover, I was like, Oh, I appreciated the editing so much more. I appreciated the cinematography so much more, like the shots that they were able to get, like the editing from like one position in sex to another. Yeah. Super clean and like I also to be like tr honest as well is the the folks who did the restoration of this is also what makes it very watchable in a way is it is a 4K disc. Yeah. And so this

picture quality is top notch for what it looks like. Yeah. You know, it's not grainy in any way. There's no like weird shit on the screen. Like it Very cleaned up. It doesn't look washed out. It doesn't have like weird AI face sh like yeah upscaling. Like it's an actual restoration where they cleaned the picture properly. Yeah. The audio is really strong. Yeah. So they did a really good job at the audio mix. Yeah, they did as well. So we're not getting just like a standard like

Kind of crummy, you're like, oh, I can't really hear this person here. Like yeah, yeah, yeah. Clouded up spots too bright and it's like. The bound mixing of this is done with the same care. Yeah. As like if they were restoring any other movie. And I think that's also. why it becomes like that much more enjoyable. Yeah. Is that if you were gonna watch this for free online and just found like like some sort of like old shitty copy, fine, that's okay. Yeah. But if you can find

you know, like the restored sort of like digital version or at least the Blu ray and the four K. Yeah. It's well worth your chance. I would a hundred percent recommend people like buy this if they wanna like if they want to Oh just like for the box art alone. It's got like it's got some special features in there. Uh you know there's

I think there's some commentary. Yeah. Rever the reversible sleeve artwork, ultra. They even have like bloopers at the end. Yeah. They have some funny, cute little bloopers like over the um credits. Yeah. Yeah, there's like uh feature length audio interview with uh some of the performers, uh video interviews. You know, it's You know, like i it w it's well put together for what it is, you know, and

I like for what it was when it was on sale, I was like, Great, a hundred percent. Yeah. You know, when it was like full price when it first came out, I was like, Yeah, it's a little pricey for like sixty, seventy dollars, I'll wait it out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But you know, also you didn't know if it was gonna be good. You had to get it. Yeah, exactly. Right? And yeah, and then you know, you can get like a standard version without like the box art and all that other stuff. But yeah. It uh

It's really solid. Like I really enjoy what Vinegar Syndrome had put out. Yeah. To be honest. Yeah. I love it. I think she's really solid. I think yeah, everybody's does a super good job. Everybody knows the part they're playing and everybody's committed to their role. Yeah. I don't know if I have much else to say on it, but like five stars, ten out of ten would recommend.