Comedians Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne always wanted to be one thing when they grew up…a cool mom. Why? Throughout their lives, both had strong, opinionated mothers who gave great advice. Now they're putting it to the test. In each episode after the Cool Moms talk about anything and everything, they will dive into fan submitted dilemmas to discuss, deliberate, and ultimately deliver some wholesome, balls-on accurate motherly advice. Got a problem, yo’? Cool Moms will solve it.
For our 40th episode, the mommies make good on some feedback from their loyal listeners that complain about not getting their questions answered. So they waste no time and start helping with sage motherly advice in a questions only format. It's a roller coaster as they help a few fans and feel like they have been no service to others. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Steve and Joe are coming in hot with Episode 39, literally. The mommies talk about when they were young they BOTH had obsession with lighting fires. This takes them down memory lane about how they both should probably be dead with all the dangerous activities back in the day in which they partook. When they start dishing out advice to the fans (who all have weird spellings of their names this week FYI), they help someone stop being a push over. Also, how to navigate uncomfortable family gatherin...
Episode 38 with the Moms covers lots of ground. They start talking about the challenges of doing crowd work as a live comic, how they really didn’t have friends in high school, and compare their experiences as high school athletes - Steve the hockey player vs. Joe the Math-lete. Steve also shares why the Vegas Knights have banned Steve from working the stadium’s hand cranked horn. The moms then get into answering fans' questions such as what songs have significance in their life, how to get thro...
Here we go with Episode 37 of Two Cool Moms! The mommies talk about odd interactions in bathrooms and Steve’s need to be censored on the pod to just mess with Joe. The questions inspire a great conversation on what the mommies would do if they swapped bodies for a day. Then they reflect on bad purchases they’ve made, if Joe is ready to date and Steve explains why a con man is not a life for Joe. Finally the mommies give some solid advice on how to be taken seriously when trying to help people yo...
It is Episode 36 of Two Cool Moms! The mommies talk about their school bus rides as children and what their neighborhood schemes were to scrounge up some scratch. And the questions make the mommies talk stand up comedy shows, weird pictures with strangers, the nostalgia of Atlantic City and Las Vegas and of course Steve is hungry. And Joe answers the question of how the support of his fans has helped him during his recent difficulties. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Here in Episode 35 of Two Cool Moms, we have a nice mashup of conversations that our hosts had back in the day before they were officially the Mommies. Then, Joe does his best to field some questions on his own and if we are being honest does not have his greatest showing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
In the 34th episode, the mommies discuss some of their fave things about the season of fall. Steve nicely lets Joe know that he is a not a big deal anymore but Joe kindly helps him with the wording. Then they get into their Disney lore that mostly Joe makes up and discuss amusement parks they enjoyed growing up. This sends them down the rabbit hole of remembering some of the bad experiences they had with girls in their formative pre-teen years. Then the questions starts with a very fun hypotheti...
Joe dresses up for this special 33rd episode before discussing bold fashion choices from the mommies lives and discuss which animals their human faces resemble. Then Steve just recaps how he ruins TV for his wife by making sexual sounds and it spills over into annoying Joe (and most likely America if we are going to be honest). Then one fan gets their guidance on how to best host a Bachelor Party as a female and another on how to attack achieving your dreams. They end the episode by diving into ...
The Mommies are back in Episode 32 and ready to give sage advice. But not before discussing the Elvis movie and pontificate on if they could go back in time to see one entertainer perform live, who would they choose. Then once they get into it answering the fans, a question is posed about what was their best day ever...and their answers are not what you may think. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's Episode 31. More questions, more answers...town banana. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
In this, our 30th episode, the Moms retell stories about how they were left behind in stores by their parents when they were younger. Joe then regales Steve with a story of his recent shitshow family apple picking outing with his kids. Then the mommies touch on how great it is to talk to and meet fans on the road and Joe’s journey into stand up comedy. Then the questions come in as Steve and Joe good cop/bad cop a question from Cheryl about how to deal with recovering from damage done as a child...
The 29th episode brings Cool Aunt Jiggy from behind the scenes into the minivan to join the podcast. After Jiggy offers a little insight into his mom growing up, the questions come in and the crew speaks about their take on riding the line of offensive while doing comedy. Then they give some sound advice to a listener who asks about moving out on their own after having roommates for all their life. Steve really harps on the major benefit of “alone” time and reminisces about one of his favorite f...
With our 28th episode, the moms break down the musical classic "The Cha-Cha Slide", talk Joe’s shady past endeavors as an arms dealer and Steve’s grand larceny, and who the moms would be if they were members of the A-Team. A break in the format occurs as the moms skip the pre-vetting of the questions and open them cold on pod! This leads them to cover the benefits of pygmy goat ownership, advice a 21 year old on how to deal with an overprotective parents (which tangents into a deep conversations...
In the 27th episode, the moms relive their greatest moments from their grade school sports careers, talk about who would be their dream partners for a bowling league and a doo-wop group and how Joe talks too fast for podcasting, radio and stand-up comedy. Which is unfortunate considering his current life. They then they fall helplessly down a nostalgic rabbit hole when a listener named Chad asks about their favorite toy from their childhood. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Steve's busy prepping to film his Amazon Prime comedy special, so the moms couldn't get together. But never fear! Joe digs into the archives and pulls up a recording they did as they were test running the podcast from November 2021. Their conversations are crazy and silly as they discuss everything from the jams that get them moving, what brands speak to their inner model and the sexiness or lack thereof of certain boy bands from the late 90s. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
The moms start of episode 25 talking about the hard truth that some babies are ugly. They then get into the fact that not all parents fall in love with their babes instantly, but Joe has experienced that with his dog Spumoni. The questions come in and the mommies help one listener deal with stage fright by speaking of their experiences. That’s why he dressed as captain fat belly walking the tightrope. Then one of the best questions come in as the moms are asked what is one childhood memory they’...
The mommies are back at it for episode 24. Joe shares a story about how his family found humor in any situation, no matter how F’d up it was. Then they get into how animals are amazingly good at saving dumb humans, dog personalities are super interesting, and Steve comes to realize the root of why he doesn’t like cats…mainly because they clearly don’t like him. The questions start and Joe and Steve share night time sleeping tips when your mind is racing. It oddly takes a turn to get the mommies ...
Kicking off episode 23, the moms talk about dealing with weight gains and losses. They get into Steve’s childhood fears and how they talk to their children about death. They then flip it to Joe’s fear of marshmallows due to the B classic horror film “The Stuff." Before they get into the fan questions, they stumble upon a shared distrust of deep waters of the ocean. /and also how Joe need to once defend his childhood home against a possum . When the questions roll in, they find themselves on the ...
Our first guest Aunt, Brian “Q” Quinn, joins in on the fun on the 22nd episode of the podcast. Q talks about his cool mom and how she was effectively used against him in the Impractical Jokers movie. The questions then come in and Q wastes no time explaining to a fan that writes in asking to be with him that they really don’t want to be with him. They then get into how much more manly Q is than Joe (especially when it comes to changing a tire), share college mishaps and give advice on dating and...
The 21st episode of the podcast has a special “no question” format where the moms get together and simply chat it up. Discussions include where Joe is mightiest, on a dance floor versus a craps table. They also recap quite the epic weekend together on the road touring. Thinking back on growing up. Joe shares how his mom hijacked a wedding band and Steve’s surprise when she does a beer bong. They then bond over their mother’s affection for gambling, sharing stories about their tussles with Lady L...
To start off our 20th episode, the moms dive into their love of pun-tactic tees and knock off brands while growing up, Joe’s lifelong dislike of fitness and Steve’s dislike of himself on camera. The questions are all over the place ranging from tips on how to get rid of a body, discussing how to balance quality time with loved ones versus working to provide for a family, and tips on how to deal with crappy co-workers. Then the moms provide jokes to a listener who lost one lung at their request a...
To start off our 19th episode, the moms discuss their future crossover podcsat between Joe Rogan and Two Cool Moms. They then take a walk down memory lane and reminisce about how their parents raised them in bowling halls and hockey rinks, also discussing which sports they themselves like to partake in as adults. When the question starts, they break down the rules of shooting your shot with someone a friend had feelings for prior. Then a listener Brandon comes in hot with his self judgment and a...
On the18th episode, Steve recaps the fun and success of a charity event he threw in Pittsburgh, Joe recaps some of the craziest stuff he’s seen while on stage. Joe recaps the moment that he believes made him lose his “shame” gene and be able to get through any embarrassment. The messages come in to sing some praises of the mommies and then they get into it, sharing their perspective on how far to let your partner’s opinions influence your appearance, what celebrity bump intos they’ve had over th...
An angry mommy Steve joins Joe in this, the 17th episode, where there's lots of hot takes but barely any advice. Before getting into the fan questions, they talk about the miracle of Joe's metabolism since it's that it works on the schedule of a teen but results in the body of a husky male. They also settle on the fact that Steve is a pain in the ass when it comes to sharing a meal. Once the question comes in "What’s for breakfast?" things get heated. Steve ain’t having it. Later on Joe gives a ...
The 16th episode features a call into Steve's on-demand barber Ross Fernandez to confirm that he is not taking Steve on as a client out of obligation. Joe talks on why John Hamm is the reason Joe abandoned his spiky hair look. The moms then take some time to ponder what life must be like for ridiculously beautiful people. When getting into answering the fans questions, the mommies get into their favorite cities to tour, the many layers involved in bowel movement rituals and how to identify the d...
To start off their 15th episode, Joe and Steve discuss their respective mom’s violent pasts, weird and dangerous games they played as children, and how Joe once took a child hostage playing laser tag with the guys while on the road. Then the questions come in as the mommies help one fan deal with guilt of not wanting to take care of her aging parents due to the trauma they inflicted on her growing up, how to make room for a personal life as a single parent, how to handle working with an ex, how ...
On this, the 14th episode of Two Cool Moms, Joe wishes that Steve Byrne had any sort of singing talent because he believes Steve would be the greatest showman. Joe also speaks on why he believes it is in his blood to command a dance floor, and then the mommies dive in on how music has influenced their life. When they get into the questions, Joe provides travel agent assistance to a fan coming to New York to do an Impractical Jokers landmark tour, they share tips on how to get over being shy and ...
On an emotional roller coaster of a 13th episode, Joe discusses his recent adventures in Alaska including his near death experience, Steve talks about how he almost died being a tourist in New Orleans and Joe’s run in with the police when he was a kid. Then they take it to the DMs to help the fans, covering topics like how to accept a relationship is over instead of having the same fight, forcing your children into doing activities they don’t want to. They also ironically share some “how to eat ...
The moms are back at it with the 12th episode of "Two Cool Moms." Steve and Joe discuss their painful wake up routines from their childhood, the shadiness of Joe's family members and how impactful morning radio has been to them over the years. Then the fans reach out for advice on how to stop being a slave to technology, overthinking versus not thinking enough, why you shouldn’t date your cousin and Joe and Steve get into discussing their biggest regrets. Also, Joe believes he can eat 1/2 a chee...
In the 11th episode of "Two Cool Moms" Steve and Joe discuss swearing in their households growing up, what Joe and Steve’s fashion choices make them look like and some fave movies from their childhood. The mommies then dive into giving fans some advice on if it’s worth risking a friendship by shooting your shot, how to deal with deadbeat family members, the importance of making the most of opportunities that present themselves, how they are both scarred from seeing their grandmothers naked and d...
