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Total Party Kill

The Incomparable Dungeon Masterswww.theincomparable.com
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
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Episodes

150: That's My Clampy Hand!

The Iron King, at last! But will our plucky adventurers survive their battle with a giant rabbit with an even more giant mechanical claw? Either way, Gamma World ends now in this mega-sized final episode!

Aug 29, 20181 hr 42 minSeason 8Ep. 150

149: Unreliable Jetpack

Things are dire. Bobobob Joe is helplessly trapped in a laser grid and trying to remember his last words. E-84 is desperately trying to use its science skills to save the day. Can Carlos the giant mutated rabbit sniper take our our adventurers, or will they survive to face the Iron King at the center of the robot factory?

Aug 22, 20181 hr 4 minSeason 8Ep. 149

148: Roll Dump Truck

A dangerous hallway. More robot security systems. There’s only one solution, and it’s Bobobob Joe putting his favorite toy at risk. This could be deadly for everyone if E-84 doesn’t execute one of the most amazing teleportation moves of all time…

Aug 15, 20181 hr 3 minSeason 8Ep. 148

147: File a Radar

So we knew that there would be robots. The whole idea was to find and stop the source of the robots. But there are so many robots! And only one of them is looking for a lab coat. Fortunately, E-84 is also a robot and totally knows how to use control panels, right?

Aug 07, 201852 minSeason 8Ep. 147

146: Robot or Not?

This area is currently off limits, under orders of The Iron King. Visitor tours are on Tuesday. Please return then. Thank you for visiting Stupendico. Have a stupendous day! Get back to work, Carl!

Aug 01, 20181 hr 8 minSeason 8Ep. 146

145: Dump Zone

Deeper into the tunnels go our adventurers, where they come into contact with some feisty robots and… do I smell bacon? Oh no, it’s more Roadhogs! They better hope they don’t get too close to Bobobob’s toy dump truck.

Jul 25, 20181 hr 1 minSeason 8Ep. 145

144: Robotic Neutral

Machines vanquished and tables saved, it’s time to explore deeper into the realm of the Iron King, where there’s some tingly moss and nasty flying things.

Jul 18, 20181 hr 5 minSeason 8Ep. 144

143: Death and Dying in Gamma World

As the quest for the Iron King continues, our adventurers face a roomful of angry badgers and one sinister buzzing machine. With their bodies in the kill zone and their backs against the only Ikea table to survive the apocalypse, it’s time to have an important rules discussion about how death-saving throws work in Gamma World.

Jul 11, 20181 hr 38 minSeason 8Ep. 143

142: Daiquiri Whacker

It’s time to assault the tower from which the Iron King is sending his destructive robots. Can a zombie pig work as well as a fake ID? How horrifying is a bat-lion with laser beam eyes? Why are badgers so terrible at their jobs? Roll in the toy dump truck!

Jul 04, 20181 hr 13 minSeason 8Ep. 142

141: Zom-bacon

Our adventure team stands on unsteady ground and battles some unpleasant badgers. Well, that’s not fair. Only one of them is unpleasant. Also, there’s a biker pig who has a really weird day.

Jun 27, 201859 minSeason 8Ep. 141

140: Bob to the Third Degree

Out of the post-apocalyptic wastes comes a brand-new band of adventurers — and a stream of mysterious, destructive robots, threatening the town of Town. Professor Rat sends a new team of interesting people (and a couple of interesting robots) to discover the source of the threat.

Jun 20, 20181 hr 10 minSeason 8Ep. 140

139: For Presta!

Battered and bloodied, our adventurers really want to be anywhere but where they are. How did we get in this mess, anyway? And is there any chance any of them can get out of it?

Jun 13, 201857 minSeason 7Ep. 139

138: Oh Man, My Mouth Tastes Like Goodberry!

When you’re at the bottom of a bottomless pit and you’ve got no hit points left, who you gonna call? Mr. Goodberry! And he… actually may not be any help. Good luck!

Jun 06, 201858 minSeason 7Ep. 138

137: Artisanal Gore

In which our adventurers break stuff and fall in a bottomless pit.

May 23, 201859 minSeason 7Ep. 137

136: Ha Ha! You're In a Cult!

Big wheel keep on turning, Carlos keep on running. We’re flute inspectors.

May 09, 20181 hr 28 minSeason 7Ep. 136

135: Turn Left at the Shallow Graves

Heroic rescues, a murder hallway, and the big wheels keep on turning. You know, it’s just another day in Athas.

Apr 25, 20181 hr 4 minSeason 7Ep. 135

134: The Best Diplomacy Ever

More Bugbears, more magic, more problems. Our adventurers make a few dozen tactical errors. But Carlos just wants to give diplomacy some time to work.

Apr 11, 20181 hr 17 minSeason 7Ep. 134

133: Got Kank Milk?

In this episode Carlos wanders off once again, and once again nobody stops him. The healing properties of Kank Milk and its marketing opportunities are explored. Also, Heeeeeeere’s a Bugbear!

Mar 28, 20181 hr 12 minSeason 7Ep. 133

132: Famed Flautists

Our adventurers abandon the Feathergale Spire and find an underground location in which they can continue to spread lies about who they are and what they’re inspecting.

Mar 14, 20181 hr 8 minSeason 7Ep. 132

131: Not All Manticores

In this one there’s an awful lot of skulking around the Feathergale spire. Plus, who doesn’t love a hunt?

Feb 28, 20181 hr 2 minSeason 7Ep. 131

130: An Auspicious Day

Our party makes its way to Feathergale Spire, where it turns out that it is the anniversary of the founding of the Feathergale Knights. Time for a big party! With appetizers! And probably trouble. We’re like that.

Feb 14, 20181 hr 4 minSeason 7Ep. 130

129: Tattered Gray Cloak

The Feathergale Spire is a tempting building on the horizon. A dead body in a ravine intrigues Carlos. You know, the usual.

Jan 31, 20181 hr 1 minSeason 7Ep. 129

128: Freedom!

Our adventurers haven’t been run out of town before, but this time it finally happens. Then they go on to Freedom, a town founded by slaves, and investigate the desert wastes in search of more clues to the fate of the missing caravan.

Jan 17, 20181 hr 3 minSeason 7Ep. 128

127: To the Sinkhole!

We’re quarry inspectors, actually. (This episode is not endorsed by the Kled Chamber of Commerce.)

Jan 12, 201858 minSeason 7Ep. 127

126: The Mul Who Cried 'Boy'

It’s time to investigate the place where Carlos (who styles himself a hero) saved that kid, and then we’ll take a journey to the Cave of Floating Rocks to learn about the history of mining accidents on Athas!

Dec 27, 20171 hr 7 minSeason 7Ep. 126

125: He's Dead, J'ym

In the wake of Carlos opening a door that should have remained closed, the Bringers of Woe have come to bring the pain to our adventurers. Not everyone with a name will make it out alive!

Dec 13, 20171 hr 5 minSeason 7Ep. 125

124: Rat Sandwich

The adventurers investigate the underground complex beneath Kled, turning up a magic rock and a serious vermin infestation problem. Also, Carlos carefully studies a closed door and nobody notices until it’s too late.

Nov 29, 20171 hr 11 minSeason 7Ep. 124

123: A Taste of Kled

In this exciting return to the world of Dark Sun and Eglath’s Angels, pottery is purchased and giant sinkholes are investigated.

Nov 15, 20171 hr 11 minSeason 7Ep. 123

122: Batsbatsbatsbatsbatsbats

Shocktober comes to a spooky finale, at long last! Will our adventurers survive? What will be the fate of the two children they were tasked to save? Will Henry meet the fate of a Frankenstein (monster), or is there an exciting career as a Frankenstein (lawyer) ahead of him? It all ends here!

Oct 31, 201759 minSeason 4Ep. 122

121: United States v. Dracula

The final battle begins! Our adventurers take on vampire lord Malthus Seyvoth and his undead accomplices as our Shocktober adventure reaches its climax! Who will escape alive?

Oct 26, 20171 hr 2 minSeason 4Ep. 121
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