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Total Party Kill

The Incomparable Dungeon Masterswww.theincomparable.com
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
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Episodes

180: Tenser's Floating Dog

The Dog and Pony team finally investigate the forge, then traverse a chain ladder into the depths of the caves. Ladders and bridges take a long time to figure out. After all that trouble, they’re rewarded with something much worse than they expected.

Mar 27, 201947 minSeason 11Ep. 180

179: I Don't Trust This Table

Now that Spurious knows how his go-to spell actually works, he puts it to serious, fatal use. Then the team goes on a wild Duergar chase that leads to a bathroom, a closet, and a secret tunnel. This party is really really bad at secret doors.

Mar 20, 201959 minSeason 11Ep. 179

178: What Do You Smell Besides Corpses?

Our intrepid (or maybe just tepid) adventurers continue to explore the old Dwarven ruins. How many adventurers does it take to read a scroll? The answer is too many.

Mar 13, 201954 minSeason 11Ep. 178

177: The Room Really Ties the Rug Together

In the life of every party there comes a time to make a gruesome decision about how to defeat one’s foes. Though not every party can notice a rug and a suit of armor, but fail to notice an entire room full of corpses.

Mar 06, 20191 hr 11 minSeason 11Ep. 177

176: Wight Privilege

What happens when you ignore a warning sign? A really long, scary battle! But if you live through it, you just might finally get a long rest. And maybe meet a ggg-ghost!

Feb 27, 20191 hr 10 minSeason 11Ep. 176

175: All Orc Poetry is Slam Poetry

The Dog and Pony gang investigate the forge, and learn some important lessons: Do not trust furniture, but do trust literal warning signs.

Feb 20, 20191 hr 9 minSeason 11Ep. 175

174: Rope Me Once, Shame on Me...

Bruldish fights with her cousins, and we see a whole new side of Elavor. But will the adventurers ever find the forge?

Feb 13, 20191 hr 2 minSeason 11Ep. 174

172: Stalag-fight!

How many tentacles does a Roper have? The answer is too many.

Jan 30, 201956 minSeason 11Ep. 172

171: Mr. Roper

When is a flopping fish not just a flopping fish? When it’s attached to something that’s trying to eat you.

Jan 23, 201956 minSeason 11Ep. 171

170: The Secret of the Ooze

Will our adventurers finally get a long rest? How big is this cave system anyway? What can you do with two magic hands? Do skeletons have belongings? This episode brings you the answers to questions you probably didn’t have.

Jan 16, 20191 hr 5 minSeason 11Ep. 170

169: Bop, Don't Boop!

In this episode, our adventurers meet more stinky cave-dwellers, learn the difference between bopping and booping, and one of them swings their weapon at an empty square for some reason. Listen and find out why!

Jan 09, 20191 hr 7 minSeason 11Ep. 169

168: Tunnel Pragmatism

Successful cave exploration requires management skills, rope, and a truly epic weaponized hootenany

Jan 02, 20191 hr 9 minSeason 11Ep. 168

166: We Deserve This

Psst, hey, buddy, ya wanna buy a feather?

Dec 19, 20181 hr 11 minSeason 11Ep. 166

164: This Party Is Complicated

Deeper into the mountain we go! Remember all those warnings about orcs? They’re proven to be true! Also we learn where orcs sleep. (It’s beds. They sleep in beds.)

Dec 05, 20181 hr 9 minSeason 11Ep. 164

163: Dog and Pony Show

It’s time to leave town and set out on an adventure! Having given up on their missing compatriot (for now), the party takes a chance on canine companionship and comes up with its official name at last. Now it’s off to the mountains to seek fame, fortune, and forgotten treasure.

Nov 28, 20181 hr 13 minSeason 11Ep. 163

162: Our Monk Is Missing

They touched an orb! They barely survived Death House! (See Episode 105 through 112.) Now Imra and the people she saved are back, in a new adventure. Once again DM stands for Dan Moren, as Dan leads a group of familiar adventurers into new challenges and, most intriguingly, an encounter with a musical halfling riding a pony that might change the course of their adventuring careers forever.

Nov 21, 20181 hr 13 minSeason 11Ep. 162

161: The Cultists Aren't That Flammable

Trader Vi, Tyla, Jeff, and Sizzle Drop continue their quest to apologize to a cult. Will our heroes be thwarted by trick statues, a fire pit, and a Wario lookalike? How many cultists are still alive? And what bizarre sounds will Sizzle Drop make?

Nov 14, 201856 minSeason 10Ep. 161

160: Official Mayoral Business

There’s a new DM in town! For two weeks, join Monty Ashley as he brings a group of travelers on an adventure to save a small town from the Cult of the Iron Scimitar.

Nov 07, 20181 hr 20 minSeason 10Ep. 160

159: A Dog, a Priest, and a Brain Surgeon

Shocktober 2018 concludes in the cells beneath Seyvoth Manor! Will our adventurers find either of the missing children they’ve been searching for, or is it werewolves all the way down? Are books the best weapons of all? And most importantly, will our heroes survive to play again in 2019? Some of those questions will be answered, probably unsatisfactorily, in this episode!

Oct 31, 201858 minSeason 9Ep. 159

158: Ichor Cole Slaw

Into the basement of Seyvoth Manor! What manner of horrible things can be found in the underbuildings of a haunted mansion? How do you feel about tentacles—wait, don’t answer that. How about doors and hallways? And what life lessons can the trash fire teach us? Shocktober 2018 nears its fateful conclusion!

Oct 24, 20181 hr 1 minSeason 9Ep. 158

157: AirDND

Continuing a trip through a spooky haunted mansion, our adventurers check out some plants and then, against their better judgment and the advice of others, leave the vestibule and descend into the basement to see if dogs are qualified to do brain surgery. (Turns out they are!)

Oct 16, 201857 minSeason 9Ep. 157

156: Send Me an Angel to Kill

There’s a library in Seyvoth Manor, once packed with books entertaining and informative. Now it lies in ruins, but a few magical books remain, with treasures and terrors in equal measure for those who are brave or foolish enough to explore. Like Fluffy, he’s plenty foolish enough.

Oct 10, 201857 minSeason 9Ep. 156

155: I'm a Bard!

It’s time for Shocktober 2018! We’re back in Seyvoth Manor, but not the one you may have heard before! It’s a new edition of D&D, a newly built version of the story, and most importantly, an entirely new group of players and characters. And there’s something strangely familiar, yet legally distinct, about the group. In this, the first of five episodes, our adventurers enter the house, debate the differences between a foyer and a vestibule, ponder if dogs are a kind of plant, and attempt a du...

Oct 02, 20181 hr 3 minSeason 9Ep. 155

154: Yan-C-Bin Expecting Me?

The third season of Eglath’s Angels comes to a conclusion! The fate of the Howling Hatred cult is revealed! Omlol takes a journey entirely unlike any we’ve seen before! Many members of the party are in grave danger! And for those who survive, what is their next destination?

Sep 26, 20181 hr 18 minSeason 7Ep. 154

153: Regdar's Unregulated School of Magic

A room full of mushrooms (again?) teaches our adventurers a valuable lesson about… something? It’s finally time to meet the leaders of the windy cult. And despite Regdar’s best advice to refrain, Carlos shows off an extremely unexpected talent.

Sep 19, 20181 hr 14 minSeason 7Ep. 153

152: My Mom Raised Me Not to Lie to a Bird

Kenku are jerks. Our new friend is very wise for an undercover cultist. Our adventurers need to decide if they’re an ambulance service or not. (They’re not.) [If your episode sounds like Aleen is out of sync, please delete this episode and then re-download it! We had to re-release the episode to fix this audio problem.]

Sep 14, 20181 hr 19 minSeason 7Ep. 152

151: Hello from the Tragic Cavern

Presta is dead and her companions are all pretty horribly wounded, except for Carlos, who seems perfectly fine. Can this group of adventurers find their way out of these confounded caverns before they lose all hope? It may take an escape by, as you might expect with this group, a path entirely unexpected by the Dungeon Master.

Sep 05, 20181 hr 19 minSeason 7Ep. 151
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