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Total Party Kill

The Incomparable Dungeon Masterswww.theincomparable.com
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
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Episodes

210: The Ghost in the Gazebo

At long last Scüp and the gang have reached the top floor of Seyvoth Manor! But there are some puzzles to solve and sheet music to obtain before this adventure can reach its conclusion…

Oct 23, 201948 minSeason 9Ep. 210

209: Cool Ranch Blood

So many creepy mansion rooms for the Mystery Wagon gang to explore, so little time! How will they keep Fluffy and Henry from drinking from a blood fountain? What’s the message that a ghost in a mirror has to impart, and does it involve amazing bargains on mirrors? And Henry grapples with returning memories of his life before death. But in a spooky way because he’s a Fantasy Canadian Frankenstein Monster now!

Oct 16, 201958 minSeason 9Ep. 209

208: A Light Tinge of Evil

As Shocktober 2019 continues, Scüp and the gang continue fleeing a necrotic vortex, and then explore Seyvoth Manor’s equally spooky attic! Will this adventure continue to teach our players that books are dangerous? Probably!

Oct 09, 201956 minSeason 9Ep. 208

207: That's Not Billy

We return to our spooky second run-through of A Night in Seyvoth Manor, with a somewhat familiar, but legally distinct, set of characters. It’s time to venture up to the second floor of the house! Will Fluffy drink something else magical and poisonous? And will those stuffed bears the characters keep finding help defuse a tense situation with a g-g-g-ghost? Find out as SHOCKTOBER 2019 begins!

Oct 02, 201959 minSeason 9Ep. 207

206: Good Cop, Bad Cop, Handsome Cop

Enda the Rogue has been found at last! But there’s a task Dragonforge & Associates must perform before they can return to the hunt for Rutherford Urmbrusk. What could go wrong? [Dragonforge & Associates will return in 2020. For the next five weeks, we return to Seyvoth Manor for SHOCKTOBER 2019 and then a new adventure premieres.]

Sep 24, 20191 hr 14 minSeason 14Ep. 206

205: A Closet Full of Corpses

This battle is the pits! No, really, there are two pits. Our adventurers use acrobatics, hypnosis, and arrows to attempt to subdue far-off enemies.

Sep 18, 20191 hr 4 minSeason 14Ep. 205

204: Take Cover Behind Your Wizard

Dragonforge and Associates are reunited, and it feels so good. Also, it turns out putting your wizard in front of the party is not a smart move. We are starting a new TPK campaign and will be playing it live on weeknights just for Incomparable members. There’s a trailer for the campaign at the beginning of this episode. Visit our membership page to sign up and get access to live streams, video replays, audio bootlegs, and even final edited episodes months before anyone else gets to see us play. ...

Sep 10, 20191 hr 1 minSeason 14Ep. 204

203: Our Cleric Has the Bloodlust

What’s the difference between a real alligator and a fake chicken? It’s an important lesson, but not as important as remembering not to touch the mushrooms.

Sep 03, 201958 minSeason 14Ep. 203

202: Snakes in a Turtleneck

Ask not for whom the scythe swings—it swings for thee. There’s also an unpleasant amount of vomit, and an even more unpleasant amount of snakes!

Aug 27, 20191 hr 2 minSeason 14Ep. 202

201: Awkward Alligator

Statue mimics! Alligators! Spiderwebs! What could go wrong?

Aug 20, 201955 minSeason 14Ep. 201

200: Sewer Vide

Crocodiles. Why’d it have to be crocodiles.

Aug 13, 20191 hr 4 minSeason 14Ep. 200

199: Ooze on First?

Robot scorpion or not? How could a scummy pool be dangerous? Why are statues so terrifying? Very few of these questions are answered!

Aug 07, 201957 minSeason 14Ep. 199

198: I Think Your Elf is Broken

The other half of Dragonforge and Associates slowly unburies itself, meets two strangers, and then has some fairly typical sewer problems.

Jul 31, 201957 minSeason 14Ep. 198

197: Pitfall Situation

Rocks fell! Everyone maybe didn’t die! But who is left alive and awake from Dragonforge and Associates? Also, why does that lizard person look so familiar?

Jul 23, 201955 minSeason 14Ep. 197

196: Grifters Are Like Zombies

This room is really big. Our adventurers continue to battle rogues and scoundrels and possibly there might also be some lizard people around? There’s a lot going on. And stay tuned for the exciting cliffhanger ending!

Jul 16, 20191 hr 15 minSeason 14Ep. 196

195: You'll Never Be Bandit 2 Now, Pal

This episode covers all facets of the underworld of Undermountain—scoundrels, kneebreakers, and grifters. Our adventurers try to rescue an urchin! And what would a Dragonforge adventure be without some Ding Dongs?

Jul 09, 20191 hr 2 minSeason 14Ep. 195

194: A Dwarf with a Hangover

Have you heard the good news about lycanthropy? Our adventurers visit with their new friends in the werewolf cult, who are very interested in signing up some new recruits. Also, our party gets its dwarf back! Shh, stop cheering, she’s got a really bad headache.

Jul 02, 20191 hr 14 minSeason 14Ep. 194

193: How Not to Be Seen

Which is better, diplomacy or intimidation? This episode might reveal the answer! And then we flip the map and spend a lot of time pondering the Z axis as our adventurers climb down a giant statue. What’s at the bottom? Nothing good, that’s for sure.

Jun 25, 201955 minSeason 14Ep. 193

192: High Fantasy in the Low Sewers

Proving that Tony thinks that no D&D adventure is complete without a trip to the sewers, our adventurers once again trudge through the sewers. Will Pieter fall in the sludge again? Will Olestran forget to mark something as his quarry? And are those rats, or giant rats?

Jun 18, 20191 hr 1 minSeason 14Ep. 192

191: Thieves Cant is a Beautiful Language

Watch out Undermountain, because the best team of adventurers-slash-sandwich shop promoters is back on the case! Dragonforge and Associates are still on their quest to find Rutherford Umbrusk, and the latest lead in the case takes them to the seediest part of Waterdeep to bargain with some questionable characters. How will they mess this one up? Listen to find out!

Jun 11, 201952 minSeason 14Ep. 191

190: Tepanyaki Vampire

This mini-season of Eglath’s Angels concludes with a deadly vampire battle, a powerful wizard, and a talking hammer.

Jun 04, 20191 hr 15 minSeason 13Ep. 190

189: A Hug in the Darkness

Johnny Nine is alive! Our friends and their newfound Golem navigate turnstiles, boiling mud, and darkness. What’s in the darkness, and why does it want to hug Eglath’s Angels… to death?

May 28, 20191 hr 4 minSeason 13Ep. 189

188: Golem Storage Area

Three dummies smash orbs in a locked room. Three bored adventurers wait in a hallway. Then there’s a riddle involving a flesh golem.

May 21, 201956 minSeason 13Ep. 188

187: Too Many Orbs

Our mini-season of Eglath’s Angels continues with a series of curious decisions. Flesh golems? No thank you! Creepy room full of suspended colored orbs? Yes please! And why do a dumb thing once when you can do it twice?

May 14, 201954 minSeason 13Ep. 187

186: Not Much of a Mountain

Eglath’s Angels return! Your original crew of TPK knuckleheads is back, but they’re not on Athas anymore. In this special mini-season, they’ve been swept onto a different plane, where they’ll play in a classic D&D module! But first, Carlos attacks a tree.

May 07, 201955 minSeason 13Ep. 186

185: I'm a Herder, Not a Fighter

In the thrilling conclusion to Dungeon Crawl Classics, the world’s foremost experts in elevators try to unlock the secrets of a strange new weapon and fight an ant man. Will they discover the truth about what lies in the heart of the glacier? Should Monty buy new dice? And what strange fate awaits our cave people?

Apr 30, 201942 minSeason 12Ep. 185

184: The Warning Birds

Our first generation of characters is dwindling! Which villagers will step up to the task, and how many caveman bodies will they have to step over to join our party? Doors will be opened! Lizards will be kicked! Art will be appreciated! And a legally-distinct enemy will have our adventurers desperate to roll something higher than a ten.

Apr 23, 20191 hr 4 minSeason 12Ep. 184

183: Snake Preview

Meet Chuck the Dwarf! He’s a flintknapper extraordinaire who’s going to help lead the party through more underground tubes than they’ve ever seen before. Plus, you won’t believe what kind of security system this glacier has!

Apr 16, 201943 minSeason 12Ep. 183

182: A Million Nerds Skanking

An entire cave-dwelling village is mobilized to find the cause of mysterious smoke coming from the local mountain! Tony Sindelar DMs a new crew of characters as they journey from Hither to Yon. It’s a rip-roaring good time!

Apr 09, 201949 minSeason 12Ep. 182

181: Dragon vs. Octopus

This is it, people! The season finale finds our adventurers up against a terrifying black dragon after literally no preparation or strategic planning. Will they survive to reunite the dog with the pony?

Apr 02, 20191 hr 38 minSeason 11Ep. 181
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