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Total Party Kill

The Incomparable Dungeon Masterswww.theincomparable.com
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
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120: Orbs McQuarrie

The journey through the creepy (and deadly) hall of mirrors comes to an end! But who will be left alive to solve the final math problem?

Oct 17, 201749 minSeason 4Ep. 120

119: The Mirror Has Two Faces

Deeper into the hall of mirrors! Our Shocktober adventurers grapple with some of their most terrifying foes yet: geometry and the possibility that they’ll need to solve a math problem. Plus energy beams and undead wraiths!

Oct 10, 20171 hrSeason 4Ep. 119

118: Please Roll Clockwork Bird

For our third (and final!) spooky year, we return to Seyvoth Manor, where a crew of adventurers is desperately trying to survive a spooky house and rescue two children who have been kidnapped from their village. This Shocktober surprise features a previously unexplored room, a spooky doll, and a final ascent to the third floor of the manor, where the evil lord Seyvoth awaits…

Oct 04, 20171 hr 7 minSeason 4Ep. 118

117: Netflix and Kill

Omlol learns an important lesson about asking doors and chests if they are mimics… the hard way! Then our adventurers return to Kled to have interesting conversations with uninteresting townspeople.

Sep 20, 20171 hr 13 minSeason 7Ep. 117

116: We're Hotel Inspectors

After a little more time annoying people in Kled, our adventurers head to the famed Trickle Rock Cave, where there is a little bit of trickling and a little bit of danger!

Sep 06, 20171 hr 7 minSeason 7Ep. 116

115: Party in the Front, Stables in the Back

Our party invades the city of Kled, splits the party, starts a hootenanny, makes new friends, and does what they do best—which is apparently lying unnecessarily?

Aug 23, 20171 hr 8 minSeason 7Ep. 115

114: A Chip Off the Old Rock

We were in the desert Everybody had matching tattoos Somebody rolled into our flock And we all saw a rock It wasn’t a rock It was a rock monster Rock monster

Aug 08, 20171 hr 11 minSeason 7Ep. 114

113: Intimidate the Wind

In a bit of trouble with wind and templars, the adventurers of Eglath’s Angels take on a new mission to get themselves out of the city of Tyr for a little while. Turns out they’re just as bad at lying as they always were. And a new friend joins the party! But once they’re out in the desert, they’ll prove themselves to be cunning warriors… right?

Jul 27, 201752 minSeason 7Ep. 113

112: This Is Turning Into a Death House

A final battle with greenery, and then our adventurers will try to escape from the Death House at last! But will the house truly live up to its diabolical name?

Jul 12, 201742 minSeason 6Ep. 112

111: Fake Cult News

Death House continues barreling toward its inevitable end! Will all our adventurers make it out alive?

Jul 02, 201754 minSeason 6Ep. 111

110: Not My Centipedes, Not My Circus

From a hugging wall come creepy, hulking ghoulish creatures ready to kill (or hug?) our adventurers! And then later there may be a crypt with a whole lot of bugs.

Jun 16, 20171 hr 3 minSeason 6Ep. 110

109: The Legendary Hugging Wall

Death House resumes, and our adventurers must explore strange passageways, discovering deceptive items and even more deceptive walls!

Jun 03, 20171 hr 1 minSeason 6Ep. 109

108: Tugging on the Orb

So there’s this orb, and it’s pretty shiny. Maybe we should touch it?

May 18, 201741 minSeason 6Ep. 108

106: A Little Dust-Up

The journey into Death House goes a little deeper, with creepy closets, creepy magical foes, and more creepy children!

Apr 20, 20171 hr 2 minSeason 6Ep. 106

105: All Children Are Creepy

A new adventure begins! Led by Dungeon Master Dan Moren, our adventurers wake from a night by a campfire to discover a deserted town, a couple of creepy kids, and a suspiciously creepy mansion.

Apr 05, 20171 hrSeason 6Ep. 105

104: We Wreck Everything We See

At long last, the final confrontation with the vampire lord! But will our adventurers’ previous actions in the Undermountain be to their own benefit, or will they play right into their enemy’s hands?

Mar 21, 20171 hr 18 minSeason 5Ep. 104

103: Cowering Behind a Wizard

Our adventuring crew approaches its final destination, the lair of the vampire lord. But first, a seemingly innocuous anteroom with two pools in it! Surely nothing bad can happen here!

Mar 08, 20171 hr 12 minSeason 5Ep. 103

102: All Hands on Deck!

What happens when you put a dude in a Ding-Dong? What’s the most menacing sort of high-five you could imagine? Things get much more dangerous as you close in on a diabolical vampire lord…

Feb 21, 201758 minSeason 5Ep. 102

101: Please Avenge My Death

Pools and Ghouls! Creepy liquid and horrible wraiths and a surprising encounter with a Ding-Dong. The Undermountain dungeon crawl… er, crawls toward its climax!

Feb 08, 201749 minSeason 5Ep. 101

100: Ask the Dungeon Masters

In this special 100th edition, we take a break from the regular D&D playing to quiz all of our Dungeon Masters on questions supplied by Total Party Kill listeners.

Jan 31, 20171 hr 5 minEp. 100

98: The Corpse Is Dead!

Dragonforge and Associates continue their winning ways and learn what “undead” means.

Jan 11, 20171 hrSeason 5Ep. 98

97: How Deep Is My Dagger?

Can our adventurers outwit a group of flaming suits of armor? Knowing our gang, it’s a toss-up. Plus, a zen garden of horrors!

Dec 27, 201654 minSeason 5Ep. 97

95: Faraday Cube

You know what’s worse than giant spiders? The thing our adventurers find in the bottom of a pit, that’s what.

Nov 30, 201656 minSeason 5Ep. 95

94: Team Spider

The battle with the giant spiders continues, with Olestran battling his fear and the rest of the group battling the actual spiders. And when that fun’s all done, it’s time to search the room for treasure!

Nov 15, 201656 minSeason 5Ep. 94

93: Very Briefly Poisoned

Dragonforge and Associates return! To battle giant spiders! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 02, 201659 minSeason 5Ep. 93

92: Science and Other Sciences

Shocktober concludes for this year with a whole lot of magic books and an appeal to the Angel of Justice that doesn’t go as planned.

Oct 26, 201647 minSeason 4Ep. 92

91: Brain Genie

Our Shocktober adventure does the Monster Mash with an adventure in a spooky laboratory with a cabinet full of brains, a storage room that’s got more than meets the eye, and a secret attic altar with a bunch of forbidden books.

Oct 19, 201654 minSeason 4Ep. 91
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