Downstairs Grooming
Predicting, vasectomies, abominable male behaviour and the dark truth about morris dancers… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 08, 2019•39 min
Top Flight Time Machine
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat...
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Episodes
Dirty Garden Crab Boy
Another round-up from the TFTM mailbag, including a Disney ambulance, hole exploration, the Brazilan animal lottery and Roy Keane in a maze… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 06, 2019•39 min
Dingo Stick
Dog ham, parenting hell, smell blindness, and Sam comes out as a homosexual as the build-up to his birthday week begins… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 05, 2019•37 min
Vangelis and My Little Pony
Fridge magnets, ghost stewards, the benefits of war, and a magnificent stray woman tale… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 02, 2019•34 min
A Cheeky Hamlet
Illicit underage booze buying, a winding revival, ball injuries, a stray beach man and that… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 29, 2019•37 min
90s Bullying
Fond recollections of a mugging, a short-lived stray man and why you shouldn’t interfere with Sunderland nature… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 26, 2019•37 min
Andorra With The Pig Men
Some looking back AND ahead, assorted dog-related stuff, and an ill-fated press trip up a mountain… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 25, 2019•32 min
Sam and the Receptionist
An emergency episode as Sam had some stuff he needed to share - a receptionist run-in, a school dog story and a superb sex fail/stray man saga... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 23, 2019•35 min
Fertile Or Infertile?
Sam’s summer camp fighting memories, the launch of our podcast training course, Patrice Evra’s spunky outburst, and… space herpes? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 22, 2019•35 min
Raspberry Ripple Moustache
The royal penalty shoot-out decider, Wacky Races, magnets, Newton’s Blouson, ghostly hit and run and more Archie Buchanan tales… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 19, 2019•47 min
Staring At The Ocean
Service station ruminations, karaoke etiquette, Harris or Gallen, and saying yes to stuff you’re too embarrassed to say no to… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 18, 2019•41 min
Lion or Seagull?
We learn more about our random fixture generator, ResultsBot has a filings-fuelled tantrum, we hear about a road race with a German legend and why Bill Clinton always gets the plane seat he wants… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 15, 2019•32 min
Christopher Timothy v George Lucas
A clash of two showbiz heavyweights (and their wingmen), as well as some ingenious shoplifting and relief for the Old Trafford WAGs… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 12, 2019•30 min
The Perils Of Concentrating
A four-decade lie, driving alone for relaxation, the tranquiliser day experience, NASA cheese, and why you can’t burn a ghost… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 11, 2019•36 min
Funeral Victims?
Not an apocalypse special, but lots of haunting advice, some stuff about wake buffets, a stray interloper, and the weekend’s football predictions… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 08, 2019•37 min
Stray Birthday
A mailbag delve, including a 32-year-old stray man pretending to be a schoolboy, a confession of a theft from God and a hugely traumatic sex fail… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 05, 2019•34 min
Scouse Wind
Jason Cundy on period dramas, Sir John Meals, Sam’s brief steroid addiction, pre-Brexit Asda dystopia, and we urge John Inverdale to speak out against knife crime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 04, 2019•37 min
Bonds... Or Hurlock?
Sam’s prediction downfall veers into view, we foresee a West Ham stand-unveiling ambush, plus some mailbag delving… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 01, 2019•33 min
Dads On Roofs
Another mailbag delve - hoovered quad bikes, ‘hot-boxing’, distillery tours, a new deep dive candidate, a 747 loop-the-loop and some Thomas Gravesen majesticness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 26, 2019•36 min
Dismantled Millennium Falcon
The Oscars, Lysette Anthony, Cockneys, North Korea, Graeme Souness’ latest masterclass, Puel’s coin-drop future and nothing about Kepa… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 25, 2019•40 min
Senor Dis ‘n’ Dat
Sam v Avis Spain, and some match predictions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 23, 2019•32 min
Brother Penguin
Mailbag time - a shoeless stray man sex fail, some cricketing lies, a senseless Koi Carp attack, a vetting stick, and we make plans to visit the Boat Show… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 19, 2019•40 min
Don’t Let Grandma Know
Hiding a dog childbirth situation in your bedroom, Sam’s brother goes part-stray, and we ask if ResultsBot has a gender. Oh, and a TFTM badge update… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 18, 2019•37 min
Dear Alan Yentob...
We plan to take over BBC’s ‘This Week, Frank Lampard heads for Brighton, and we dissect Pele’s bullshit goal… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 15, 2019•36 min
Skittish Laminating
We dip our snouts into the correspondence trough again - includes stray men, teenage nicking, fresh bull, dad lies and a renewed attack on the character of Frank Lampard… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 12, 2019•42 min
The Nature of Greed
We pitch a underground disaster movie to David Lynch, look into river-on-river violence, and explore Frank Lampard's bid for automatic promotion based on good manners... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 11, 2019•32 min
Robot Hutchence
Some ants, we pitch a Radio 4 comedy, ResultsBot gets up to no good on his own, teenage shoplifting and the heat is on for one unlucky kid… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 08, 2019•46 min
Confident Rich Kids
A delve into the mailbag reveals unsavoury iPod control, a shark-based TV pitch, a stray man who doesn’t stray too far, possibly the best day off school EVER, and loads more… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 05, 2019•37 min
Pint Of Saint Clement’s Please
We launch the Iron Filings Society, Sam gets up on a table, we hear an adoption lie story and there’s a horrifying cat story (which might upset some of you)… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 04, 2019•46 min
Mouse!
Can newborn babies see? Can a cat talk? Can dogs work in benefits offices? Is predicting like heavyweight boxing? Can you coax a tapeworm out with fruit? And some football stuff... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 01, 2019•34 min
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