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Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaneytwitter.com

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat...

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Episodes

Earth Tournament 2019 Update

A bonus episode, rounding up all of the Earth Tournament 2019 group stage action and the full draw for the second round. PLUS... an exclusive major transfer announcement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 16, 201929 min

Nick Knowles’ Self Surgery

An Earth Tournament update ahead of this weekend’s final group matches, Andy’s logistical solutions, and a double whammy of self-defending men. Also, is this all a coma? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 14, 201936 min

Davey The Canoe

Some TV tips, a Cannon Dad offshoot story, Senor Dis & Dat vs a wall, and the internet spies on Sam mid-episode… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 11, 201940 min

Batman's Neck

An update from the Earth Tournament, the Caped Crusader gives up reversing, and news about our next deep dive… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 10, 201937 min

More Imaginary Football Worlds

Some of the deluge of feedback we’ve had from listeners after our groundbreaking previous episode… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 07, 201932 min

Imaginary Football Worlds

This is a long conversation from a Keegan Odyssey recording - but as it’s got nothing at all to do with KK, we’re putting it out as a separate extra episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 05, 201922 min

Sports Bag Kebabs

A John Timbrell update, more on Sam v Noel, and loads of chip shop and other fast food horror stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 04, 201936 min

Chip Shop Anxiety

On the coins, ghosts, and a whole host of chip-related stories… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 03, 201935 min

The Coin King

Plans for our first West End musical are hatched, Sam reports from the Isle of Wight and we consider a home coin drop experience… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 31, 201935 min

The Hermit

The ‘triggerproof' card, Sam’s experience of working with Jerry Springer, a school ice cream turf war, and a report from a National Trust compound… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 28, 201943 min

Tell Me It!

Weekend World, cream cakes and Sam as the new Tory Prime Minister… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 24, 201934 min

Incredible Hulk v Tony Macaroni

A beautiful IFS moment, the world’s best school, Brian Walden’s lying history, and the Hulk does kids parties… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 21, 201939 min

Creme Eggs And Gravestones

We plan to sponsor a football team AND launch our Cold War festival. Plus, kicking a footballer when he’s down, and calculating populations using the three ‘F’s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 20, 201936 min

Man Man

Cosmic ordering, Paul Rudd, filthy stupid dolphins and Andy’s toxic relationship with Sam Allardyce. Shoot for the moon, everyone… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 17, 201933 min

The Christmas Singing Lesson

We plan a Yuletide concert, hear about George Michael’s emergency landing, swap a cheese plant in Norwich and use a Liverpool poster for ID… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 14, 201933 min

Meet The Controller

As the Premier League season ends, we make summer plans to visit nuclear bunkers and the National Archive. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 12, 201934 min

Massive Ice Cream Bowl

Another mailbag delve, with rogue pubes, a shed-building addict, an oddball and some crack. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 11, 201932 min

How Tall Are You?

We talk about actual football, look forward to Bielsa v Lampard 2, and meet history’s original stray man… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 10, 201936 min

Pulp The Badges!

We launch the TFTM VIP Experience Day, remember shooting guns, and hear about a bad digger… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 07, 201934 min

East End Grass

An interview with a groundsman goes wrong, a summer hole is dug, and we meet Sir John YouTube… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 03, 201939 min

Mant

Google Baby, a non-kidnapping kidnapper, the truth about blobs, Sam’s Viagra journalism and more from the mailbag… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 30, 201945 min

The GIF Wizard

How the 1980 Iranian embassy siege was ended by extreme predicting, Bielsa v Terry, and Manference 2022 is launched. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 29, 201942 min

‘My Eyes Don’t Lie To Me’

Reaction to Keane v Neville, the PFA PL team assessed, and some dubious parenting admissions… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 26, 201933 min

Monkey’s Blood

Another delve into the mailbag including a rejected tattoo, an update from the king of Chinatown, an attack from a stray woman, and NHS Dave… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 23, 201935 min

FIPA Revealed

A plan to visit the Isle of Wight and invade Sealand, Gary Neville simmers to the point of boiling and the truth about the Windows 95 bin… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 22, 201933 min

Sam’s Birthday Pan

Teenage boozing, playground memories, speed-predicting, a boxing confession and a last-gasp dog death escape… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 19, 201929 min

Quick Quick, Come Quick!

A clown on a roof, looking around in a pub in the olden days, William Shatner humps a mountain, a confession about The Bill, and Sam vs golf… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 16, 201939 min

Can Wasps Bite?

And can ghosts upload videos of racism on to social media? Also, more Timbrell court action, Sam vs Geoff Shreeves and a rant about facts… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 15, 201938 min

Pivoting to Terrorism

Sam gets offered a job on the official Isis magazine, the tyre man comes round, and we herald the return of self-defending courtroom king John Timbrell. Oh, and a hole lid... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 12, 201936 min

Hand Cream?

A farm offer, a stray man’s robot encounter, Strike It Lucky on Ecstasy, and a homemade cannon… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 09, 201936 min
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