RIP Mother & Cubs
A round-up of your contributions - limb removal, a trouser-removing cricket injury, beating up Paul Weller's bodyguards and loads more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 31, 2019•38 min
Top Flight Time Machine
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat...
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Episodes
The Benevolent Skinhead
Some off-the-peg banter, plans to mess someone right up using only an iPad and a drone, plus ResultsBot flies off the handle and a man apologises to a tree. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 28, 2019•42 min
You Do It!
A round-up of some of the best contributions from our magnificent listeners. Bullshits, sexual fails, hero fantasies, waking up in strange places and stray men. Oh, and a psychic who used to be an Egyptian queen... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 25, 2019•42 min
Energy Drink, Rope and Sunglasses
A tragic real-life tree man, Gabriel Higuain let loose in Argos, and the amazing story of the British family running amok in New Zealand... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 24, 2019•43 min
Double Tap On The Helmet
More this and that, including Mr Tickle’s penis, the Top Cat lifestyle, and a bit of football stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 21, 2019•37 min
Pochettino's Teenage Legs
Some customer feedback, the joys of a random number generator and we tell you the correct opinions to have about Bielsa's spying campaign. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 18, 2019•45 min
Different Times
Huge TFTM monetisation plans, a Japanese restaurant update, and our sincere attempt to be better men in the modern world. And some football stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 14, 2019•41 min
An Hour Of Loud Swearing
Some football stuff, a homage to ‘Allo ‘Allo, a massive snooker table, a security guard with sexy-but-cat-killing fingers and an axe-wielding scooter supplier. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 11, 2019•39 min
Dog Leg Arm Transplant
Some live FA Cup giant-killing reaction, stupid dreams, fresh bull and some drug-addled ride-pimpers go to work on a Mini Cooper... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 07, 2019•38 min
Whiskey Snake
We pitch our travelogue TV show which might include a trip to Tranmere. Plus more bull and a gerbil-infused romantic fail... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 04, 2019•29 min
Self-Defending Eyes
Some eye science, dirty tricks at a Scouse card game, the stray man, Sam's hero fantasies, Andy's Blackpool death and the disgrace that is Roy Orbison... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 02, 2019•26 min
Pub Reggae Party Spliff Baby
The mechanism moves forward, Sam's brother turns legal eagle, some 'you do it' advice, and a Keown power play... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 01, 2019•32 min
Happy Perineum!
A job for Joe Hart in the TFTM media empire, some more looking back and ahead, the possibility of a Liverpool title win and some sexy robot thoughts... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 28, 2018•32 min
Alien Meeting
An inappropriate Nan Santa scene, a Likely Lads look back, predictions, and some woodland extra-terrestrial team bonding. Oh, and what REALLY happened to Sam from Me & My Girl… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 24, 2018•40 min
Bum Ham For Tea
A look ahead to a Scouse Christmas, Souness' thoughts on the Old Trafford job vacancy, horseplay with Andrey Arshavin, some top notch bull and a visit from a time traveller. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 21, 2018•27 min
Keane v Souness - The Deep Dive
A look back at Roy and Graeme's dual pundit appearance covering Liverpool v Man United at the weekend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 18, 2018•43 min
Digging for Disneyland
Ralph Rabbithutch, Tony Adams’ rugby takeover, your finest tales of liars, a look ahead to Keane v Souness, and some football stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 14, 2018•39 min
Big Cow
Robot and human racism, liars, a grandstanding handstanding ex-Marine, the weekend's football and at last, Sam's big cow story... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 10, 2018•38 min
Rag & Bone Retraction
An important correction, some prediction leaderboard movement, Alf Ramsey’s World Cup Willie and a bedtime story… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 07, 2018•42 min
2007-2008
Some eye-opening revelations about Sir David Attenborough, a limo trip to Wigan, leg-breaking on The One Show, and some football stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 05, 2018•35 min
Jordan Penguin
Advent calendar woes, festive tea tasting, kidnap, a Bobby Charlton visit, a washbag in a top hat, and the weekend's football analysed... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 03, 2018•37 min
Christmas Subbuteo Carnage
A heartwarming Delaney family Christmas tale, Pancho From The Flats, Arthur Fowler and some football predictions... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 30, 2018•36 min
2006-2007
West Ham’s rollercoaster season, Ian Holloway talks tight buns, Les Reed has a go and Sam eats a curry in his pants… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 28, 2018•41 min
Crying Hammer
A look back, a flare mule, plans for our new airport-based accent school, a power-play against Roy Keane and some other stuff. (Apologies for Sam's microphone going a bit weird halfway through) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 26, 2018•39 min
The Noel and Phil Show
Lots of stuff about Edmonds and Collins. Plus a bit of football stuff and some stuff where Sam gets (rightly) abused by the public. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 23, 2018•31 min
Bez's Tax Tip
We plan to send ResultsBot to his Saudi doom, Dean Saunders shares a Patrick Kluivert story, plus Babybel, a courtroom self-defender and Reg Varney v Paul Scholes... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 19, 2018•43 min
The Jar Boys
Wayne Rooney – this is your life! Plus Sam’s toothbrush woes, ResultsBot’s love life, we come up with a surefire hit movie, and there’s a Rod Stewart sighting… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 15, 2018•33 min
Passing Is Boring
A look back at the weekend’s action, Ridley Scott’s ball jet, a legally-dubious Charlie Austin story and Roy Keane on David Silva’s suit stunt… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 12, 2018•44 min
Garrison Keillor’s Leaf Blower
Unsavoury bush-based activities, a disgraced American author, an anonymous complaint about Spurs, some bonus Keane stuff and the match predictions… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 09, 2018•34 min
Predict! Predict! Predict! Predict!
Andy gets knocked back by TWO celeb ladies in 24 hours, we dismiss Wayne Rooney's charity match while planning our own awards ceremony, and there's a scary ghost story... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 04, 2018•42 min
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