Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the squad welcomes friend of the show JD from the Monsters Lair Podcast. It's Christmas time. Is there a better time of the year than now to ask a Satanist about his religion? Probably, but we did it anyway. Thanks for joining us for a fun conversation. You will never learn anything from this group of idiots. That's what makes it fun. If you like this podcast. Please check out these other content creators. https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters...
Dec 18, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 4Ep. 141
Send us a text After a week off, through no fault of the Beaveman (he accidentally erased an entire episode), the Squad returns. This week the Beaveman shares some of the questions he has received from listeners on a certain app he occasionally does talks on. Clearly they are just sending random questions to random hosts because if they actually listened to the Beaveman's talks, they would know he was going to make fun of them. Have you heard this podcast? Also, chuge, you have to listen to hear...
Dec 11, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 140
Send us a text The squad unites prior to Thanksgiving for a typical conversation. It is full of laughter, amazing comedy, sick burns, and deep insights. Unfortunately, the Beaveman did not hit record, so you missed all that and you get this. It is still pretty solid. Sorry, not sorry, you missed it. Happy time of thanks to all of you. We are so thankful for our listeners. If you like this podcast, please check out some of our friends of the show on podcast and streaming platforms. https://www.tw...
Nov 27, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 139
Send us a text This week on the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman shares his reflection on a typical, frustrating conversation with one-half of his parental unit. Is he alone, or is it common for children to get annoyed by their parents, regardless of their age? The conversation continues with observations of comedy during the pandemic and a complete ignorance about fish and fish related anatomy. We never claimed to be intelligent remember? Thank you all for joining us. We hope you enjoy our podcast ...
Nov 20, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 4Ep. 138
Send us a text The squad unites this week to talk mostly about the crap that annoys the Beaveman. Any guesses? When he isn't complaining, he issues a happy birthday to the Marine Corps and a heartfelt shout-out to all the veterans. Mostly he complains. Toenails, gross! Thank you all for joining us. We really appreciate the opportunity to virtually spend time with you. Please see the show notes for Slaptail Squad recommendations. https://swissnavy.com/ https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates https://...
Nov 13, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 4Ep. 137
Send us a text Welcome to Season 4! After a break, the Slaptail Squad is back. On this episode the Squad catches up. What has everyone been doing? The Beaveman went hunting. Swan and the Beaveman, "adopted," a grown man. Tromondae refuses to commit a crime, and old-man Ronz couldn't remember what he did. Best of all, the Squad provides some very out-dated dating tips. We would not recommend trying them now. It's great to be back. Get ready for a ridiculous ride on season 4! Thank you to all of o...
Nov 06, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 136
Send us a text Just like the title implies, this is the last episode of season 3. After this episode the Squad is going dark until the first week of November. Join us this week as the Squad unites for a conversation in complete idiocy. The Beaveman introduces a medical metric of interest to help determine relative risk. Ronz amazes the squad with his incredible impressions, and Tromondae presents a dialogue as the beloved, "Mother Bernice." During our absence we will be diligently brainstorming ...
Sep 25, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 135
Send us a text Pretty sure the Beaveman is a drone. The squad unites just so the Beaveman can tell them that they are a group of boring individuals leading unfulfilled lives. Who among us is leading their best lives? If you are, then good for you. Clearly we are not. This is not a self-help podcast. We are just having some fun. This is the next-to-last podcast of the season. Thank you all for joining us. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/share https:...
Sep 18, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 134
Send us a text The squad assembles to thank our loyal listeners for, well, listening. It is a time to get together and discuss the trajectory of the podcast according to the individual members. Don't worry, there are plenty of side conversations and amusing stories. Look forward to future sound bites as provided by Ronz. He likes to say things that can easily be utilized later out of context. Also, the Beaveman takes a moment to make fun of the CDC. Please see the show notes for a link to the CD...
Sep 11, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 133
Send us a text I'm not sure what the big deal is really. People seem to be afraid of quitting or failing. Really, it can be quite enjoyable. Join the squad this week as the Beaveman tries to convince the fellow squad members that quitting can be fun. Thank you to all of our listeners for joining us weekly and taking part in just a bit of idiocy. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/share https://swissnavy.com/ Support the show...
Sep 04, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 132
Send us a text Don't blame the monkey for Monkey Pox. Just a bit of a public service message from the Slaptail Squad. So where did it come from? Was it that pesky 5G signal? Was it created in a lab and unleashed on the world? Is it a little something extra in that COVID-19 shot you got? Or, wait for it, is it just a virus that has been around a really long time that we just happen to be currently spreading? You are not going to learn anything from this podcast. It is just for fun. Of note, we ar...
Aug 28, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 131
Send us a text Thinking about time travel can really mess with your head. Don't worry, the Slaptail Squad can explain it perfectly. They really can't. As always, you will never learn anything by listening to this show. It is purely for entertainment purposes. Check out some time travel movies just for fun. Here is a question to ponder that we briefly touched on this podcast. Is the movie, " Groundhog Day, " starring Bill Murray about time travel? Don't worry, as always, the Beaveman goes off on ...
Aug 21, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Season 3Ep. 130
Send us a text It is the return of angry Beaveman, hopefully for just one episode. During a typical drive down the road, the Beaveman was listening to a comedy station. He heard a certain comedian doing a bit. Instead of laughing, he became angry. As an adult, he exercised his option to change the channel, but he had already heard enough. Insult him if you will, but when you insult nurses, well he tends to get a bit miffed. Join us for the angry rants of the Beaveman. Please share with your nurs...
Aug 14, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 129
Send us a text Yes you heard him right, the Beaveman does not believe that romantic love exists. He believes that true love is what we feel for our children and our dog. Evidence of this can be seen with our fondness of songs that we believe erroneously are love songs. The Beaveman provides two examples. Additionally, this podcast is a great example of the patience and tolerance that the Swan has when it comes to the Beaveman. We all know how much he loves comedy. You can catch a glimpse of his ...
Aug 07, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Season 3Ep. 128
Send us a text The Beaveman loves the genre of movies and TV that represent the Rom-Com. Can the real-life version of the Rom-Com exist? The Beaveman does not think so. The world would be so much more interesting if they did. What about the bromance? Can the bromance exist in a world such as ours, or would the powers at be do everything to destroy it? Incidentally, if you are worried that the Ronz makes it through this entire episode unscathed because he was on his best behavior and made no mist...
Jul 31, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Season 3Ep. 127
Send us a text Yup, ya dead! Now what? Can't just let this thing sit here, or could you? What options do you have? Well, you are dead, so you don't have options, but your friends and family do. I can think of quite a few. This week on the Slaptail Squad, the squad talks about the different methods of, well, getting rid of the final remains of the human body. Do you want to be buried, burned, turned into soup, or hung in a basket in a tree? Maybe you want to be left on a mountain top for the carr...
Jul 24, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 126
Send us a text This week on the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman gives a preview of his plans for a new segment or a completely new podcast. Squad member Swan and friend of the show Skylar join him for this brief look into the most prevalent roundworm infection in the world. Please see the show links for fun videos, images, articles and websites. Let us know if you think this should be a periodic installment on the show or if you think this would make a fun, new podcast as part of the Slaptail Natio...
Jul 17, 2022•54 min•Season 3Ep. 125
Send us a text This week on the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman did the unthinkable. He started the podcast and didn't hit record. What followed was 17 minutes of a very funny conversation that is now lost to the universe. The squad rallied and drove on. They talked about animal-human diseases, prairie dogs vs. prairie-doggin, and the importance of not importing pets. The Beaveman recounts memories of baseball and his childhood. Apparently uncovering some unrealized trauma, yikes! The Swan administ...
Jul 10, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 124
Send us a text This week on the Slaptail Squad, the squad is at full strength and it is a perfect time to have a fun conversation. The Beaveman provides a bit of an artificial intelligence update at the top of the podcast for those of you that care. Then the conversation quickly segued to discussion about family gatherings. It should be a happy discussion but the Beaveman really just wants to know if any of the squad members dreams of punching one of their family members like he often does. Best...
Jul 03, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 123
Send us a text Sometimes the Beaveman just really wishes he could have replacement parts. It is tough getting older and having aches and pains, but comedy helps. Maybe the tech will be available in the next 10-20 years, or is it here now? This week the squad has a casual conversation about AI, cyborg parts, and of course, fembots. It is no surprise that the Beaveman wants more than one. It is also no surprise that he welcomes our mechanized/robot overlords and wishes to merge with them. Apparent...
Jun 26, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Season 3Ep. 122
Send us a text This is a completely ridiculous, scenario based question. What if God chose you to be the next prophet, savior, what have you? What would you need to make believers out of the rest of the world? How can you save the universe and defeat the forces of evil that are waging war on the forces of good? Would you need some sick powers? Maybe the ability to never have to poop again? You can see where our mind goes. Join us for a mildly amusing conversation among the squad members. https:/...
Jun 19, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 121
Send us a text The Squad professes their love for true crime. They are not alone. Humans seem to be fascinated with true crime. The question is, why? How about our obsession with love stories, either real or actualized in entertainment? Maybe you enjoy a good bromance, like the Beaveman. Join the squad for a typical goofy conversation. Hopefully you can hear the swan, who for some reason decided it was acceptable to have her microphone off for 20 minutes of the podcast. Thanks for listening! htt...
Jun 12, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 3Ep. 120
Send us a text The Swan is back from a grueling outdoor adventure. She left a confirmed athlete, and returned a survivalist. She is basically a delta force-green beret-ranger-SEAL-force recon-combat controller. She allows the other squad members an opportunity to benefit from her new, extensive knowledge by imparting wisdom. Remember how we always say you won't learn anything by listening to this podcast? That hasn't changed, but maybe we will make you smile or laugh. Happy Pride month everyone!...
Jun 05, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 119
Send us a text Why do you want to pretend to be something you are not? What do you have to gain? Maybe you are not a poser, maybe you don't think you are exaggerating. What happens when someone calls you on it? What then? Do you continue the lie? Join us for the idiocy that is the Slaptail Squad. Don't worry, we get side-tracked and talk about other things as well. Like health disparity, mental health, and Pride month. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com https://swissnavy.com/ Support the sh...
May 29, 2022•1 hr 33 min•Season 3Ep. 118
Send us a text What if podcasters could no longer speak their minds? What if a regulatory board made it costly to podcast? Would your favorite podcasters still podcast? Free speech comes under fire. We live in confusing times. Podcasting isn't just done by Americans. It is a world wide gift (mostly). We welcome our fellow podcast host JD from , "The Monster's Lair," podcast on this episode. We fall down the rabbit hole and talk about free speech, DNA testing, UFOs and UAPs, wire taps, conspiraci...
May 22, 2022•1 hr 34 min•Season 3Ep. 117
Send us a text Everyday we come so close to becoming a horrifying statistic. We could get injured, become sick, or worse, we could die. You could get hit in the head with a marshmallow, or have a tragic accident with a thong. But you can't live in fear. In fact, you should just live your life to the fullest. You want to wear a white thong? Do it! You want to cut a tree with a chainsaw above your head? Well, maybe don't do that. You want to jump off the top of a fence, go for it. We got you. http...
May 15, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Season 3Ep. 116
Send us a text Can you talk to your family about anything? What if your mom is a hoarder? Will she engage in a conversation about the obvious problem with having a toilet on her front lawn? Is it appropriate to talk about the emergency, adult circumcision your grandfather had to tolerate when you are having a family dinner? When have you shared too much? These are just some of the scenarios the squad discusses on this episode. We hope it makes you laugh. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com h...
May 08, 2022•1 hr 38 min•Season 3Ep. 115
Send us a text It's doomsday prediction time again. You may remember previously that the Beaveman predicted the end of times as a result of a super-bug, and then, the pandemic happened. This time he gives us an update on his most recent doomsday prediction. Can you guess what it is from the title? As always, we are just trying to have some fun. You are never going to learn anything of value from this podcast, except maybe how to have a bit more fun in life. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.co...
May 01, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Season 3Ep. 114
Send us a text Are you happy with your genitals? You really should be. Men, what can you do about it? Nothing, aside from tattooing, piercing, and some other modifications that seem frightening. Be happy with it, let it be your friend. Don't shame it. Also, if you have trouble down below, don't aggravate the situation. Dang, wait until stuff cools down! Put some ice on it, see a doctor, lift with your legs, turn your head and cough, you get the idea. We are just having fun. Thanks so much for jo...
Apr 24, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 113
Send us a text It is episode 112 as a squad and boy, this one was a bit of a struggle at first. First of all, we are podcasters. So for us to livestream...it is like watching a raccoon wash cotton candy. You just shake your head and laugh at how ridiculously inept we are. Once we got it all figured out we had a fun conversation about sex, comedy, Beaveman stories, a fun give away, and of course the bread and butter of the podcast, words that come out of the Ronz's mouth. We are so thankful for t...
Apr 17, 2022•2 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 112
