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Slap Tail Squad Assemble If you're listening to this, you're a member of the great Slaptail Nation. My nation. And who am I? Well, I'm the Beave Man, master of the universe, creator of all things great and small, and Lord High Commander of the great Slaptail Nation army. And with me today is my number two in the Uniden. Do you know what the Uniden means, Rons?

I have no idea.

It's the den of the Unibomber because you look like a fucking Unibomber in your little den. How so? Because you... My number two The Rons.

Hey, B-Man just woke up from a coma and it's still a fucked up world.

You are absolutely right. I am not going to argue with you about that. You're on 10 today, Ron.

Well, at least we can't tell that he hasn't had any sleep because he just said he had a great coma.

It's not going to stop him from being an immature toddler and yawning all the way through the podcast, though.

True, true.

I'm sorry. I'm the only one that seems to work fucking nights, not days. like everybody else.

When do you sleep?

I cannot look bougie like Tremonde. I mean, look at him. I don't even know what that word means. What the fuck does bougie mean? It means you look really intense.

Like Applebee's. It's not. No. It's fancy.

That's your definition of it.

Apparently he doesn't know the definition of the word that he brought up.

Also with us today, sitting next to me here in the Beaver Den, the Beaver Lodge, No longer is she in the beaver gash and hasn't been for quite some time. Is the swan. Say hello, swan.

Hello, swan.

Nicely done.

Thank

you. Also with us looking extremely stylish. Dapper. Trying to make the rest of us look like, I don't know, like slobs. Although we do notice that half of his head is cut off. I don't know why that is. There you go. is the ever suave, the eloquent, our own sexual chocolate, our own personal pudding pop, Jermonde. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Let's see who fucks us up. Good afternoon, Jermonde. Good afternoon. Swan.

Good afternoon. Yes. I thought I was going to do it like Ron's. I was going to fuck it up on purpose.

Swan.

Yes.

A good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

Ron? Yes.

Good job, Ron. Good job.

A good afternoon.

A good afternoon to you too, sir. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Before we get really too far into it, I have never in my life met... a scientist who was working on AI in all these years that AI has been around. I've never run into anybody that was a scientist or even did I know of how I would go about beating anybody like that. But yet in this week, I have met two of them. Tell me that is not the universe and synchronicity. Rons, you out of all of us, plus me, are the only one who's probably familiar with synchronicity.

I would love to know how you met the He

just avoided that because he's like, I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. No, Ron's knows what I'm talking about. Ron's is a synchronicity person, just like

me. Yeah, where everything kind of comes

together as one. Just falls into place, these weird coincidences, just random. Much like, you know, much like if you are, I'm in the house with the swan, and let's say I'm looking at t-shirts with unicorns on them from T-Turtle. Before the advent of intelligent smart devices or anything, it would have been the universe speaking to us if Swan had of nowhere came to me and said, hey, you know, I really like unicorns. that would have been a synchronicity.

was wondering how you were going to bring her into it, but yeah, I see what you're saying with that.

But that's not a synchronicity now, because our smartphones just know that the stuff that we look at, and it looks at what other devices are in our house, and of course, they can just show that way and send her her own little ad.

So, on that, when you say something highly intelligent, which you often do, when the SWAT says something highly intelligent, which she often doesn't, is that secrecy to me? What

did you say? Which she often

doesn't?

He wants me to start it out. Let's go fuck yourself, Rons. Oh,

no, no. You came after me. I'm just returning the favor.

I just thought it was interesting, Rons. It is. It is very interesting. I think that's one of the great one of the fun things about the job that I do is I get to talk to people that do all kinds of different jobs, and I always like to ask people what they do, just for fun. Wait a minute,

didn't we not have a conversation of, that's probably one of the, it's not rude, but it's actually considered one of the top things that Americans do? No,

no, no, no, no. I ask because of my profession. So in other words, if I'm taking a history and you tell me my back really hurts... And I ask you what you do for a living. Like if you're somebody who, like you, who has to load up packages or whatever all the time and you're like, oh, my right shoulder really hurts. I'm like, okay, what do you do for a living? And you tell me about it. Picking up black hoses.

Yeah. It's related to his assessment of what their complaint is. So he's not just asking them randomly as like an odd conversation of meeting the guy in the park and be like, hey, yeah, what do you do for a living?

Yeah, take packages for the face.

Yeah. You're the one who put it in that context.

No, because Tremonti was there if you didn't hear his

comment. Oh boy, oh boy. Anyway, it's a synchronicity. Tremonti, this is why it's a synchronicity. It's a synchronicity because we did a podcast about AI where we talked about artificial intelligence. And then that was planned before I ever talked to two scientists who are working on artificial intelligence. So therefore, that is the universe all of a sudden syncing up. That's why we call it synchronicity. Anyway.

Anyway. Does some

people call it coincidence?

Look. Sure.

That's not the universe. A coincidence is not the universe talking to you, Trinidad. Fucking coincidence. What is this, 1942? Just saying. You're thinking on a very small scale, Jumanda. You've got to open your mind.

I'm thinking that maybe some AI was listening and that's why you got those. Nah. Ooh. How about that?

No, anyway. Yeah,

the algorithm aligned up for you. There's no

algorithm. If it was an algorithm, then is it AI?

Hold on. It could be. Let's see how smart this one is. What is an algorithm?

Your mom.

What?

Anyway,

the

scientist I was talking to, she told me not to be worried about Skynet.

Good.

Although I told her I welcomed our robot overlords.

So do you want me to tell you what an algorithm really is? It's like a flow map of all the possibilities of a certain whatever you're trying to do. Yeah,

we use algorithms all the time. Algorithms are part of our job runs.

Yeah.

So she knows how to push the button on the microwave because she's a stay-at-home

person? No, algorithms are part of our job as nurses. We have algorithms that we follow, treatment algorithms. So do doctors, nurse practitioners, PAs. We have treatment algorithms. Can you describe one? Sure.

Chest pain.

That's

an easy one. Do you have chest pain? Yes or no? Yes. Do this. No. Go down the tree. Has this

person had an aspirin? No. Give them aspirin. As this person have on remitting chest pain, have you given them nitro? No. Give them nitro. After five minutes, has their chest pain been relieved? No.

Yeah, I see what you're

talking about. No. That's an

algorithm. Yeah, I get it.

It has an end or a stopping point. If you reach his chest pain resolve, you stop. If you don't, you keep going. I actually

created an algorithm as part of my master's program.

You did.

I wouldn't say it was great, but I did one. And there you have it. It was all right. It was fine.

So, Rons, Do you want to explain what an algorithm is then?

Well, I thought it was basically a mathematical code that when you sort of like, oh, what is it? Faraday's magnetic principle.

He's

going to try to take it all scientific like that. No, no, no,

no. You're exactly right. I didn't think of it as a flow chart. I thought of it more as a long sequence of a mathematical equation with an outcome.

But no. that could be an algorithm for something. Yeah.

Yeah, no, you're right. You're absolutely right. Isn't this much

like Bilbo Baggins' algorithm for returning the ring to Mordor? Oh no, that was Frodo. No, ours are specific. They're called treatment algorithms. The algorithm is actually in

the title. So an

algorithm is anything, which means if this point is met, go to this. If that point's not met, go to this. I'm sure it's the same thing with basic programming. programming. I don't know. I don't do that shit. Who knows?

I mean, I guess. Back to AI.

Oh, go ahead, Tremondi. So then is sex an algorithm? I don't know. Is it? I don't know. You hold her hand. If she lets you hold her hand, then you kiss her. If she lets you kiss her, then you go to this.

That's an interesting thing.

Why'd you pick a girl, Tremondi? Why in your algorithm did you use a woman as an example? Because I was looking at you in the swan.

I see.

I thought you were trying to mix up your mix it up a little bit.

He said definitely no. Hard pass. No. So if it's your algorithm is it female? Hard pass. No.

Does this man look like a female? Does this man look like female? Not interested. Funny. Too funny. Too funny. Anyway. Is

love an actual thing or is it just an algorithm?

He's not going to ask. Will the AI recognize love? What's with you and love, man? I don't know about you. You're always all about the love.

We talk about free will. Do we actually

have to about free will. Nobody said anything about that. Nobody even said it. I'm just giving you an update. The person I talked to said, don't worry. Don't worry about Skynet. Let me tell you what she said. I'm paraphrasing. This is kind of what she said. She said... AI isn't as scary as you think it is, but it kind of is, or something like

that. You're like, oh, gee, thanks. Thanks.

I was like, are you trying to make me feel better, or are you trying to make me feel worse? I don't know. But I, for one, welcome our robot overlords, so it's fine. I just wanted to give you that little bit of an update. I thought it was funny.

Very funny.

It's very cool.

Anyways.

Germani, you had funny stories you wanted to tell us about this week. Was Is that your thing? Yeah, I was just thinking about, like, has there ever been, like, family events where something funny or something that could have been taken serious but came out to be a funny experience like that happened at, like, family events? No. Moving on.

I mean, if you ask that question, does that mean you have a funny story that happened to you?

Yeah, usually if you want to bring that up, you have something that you have to tell us. What is it that you have to tell us?

He's just trying to get insight on what happens... but our families. This is like perfectly normal. I'm just like, oh.

So what sparked the idea? Because I'm traveling to see my family for the holiday. What holiday? Is there a holiday coming up?

Fourth of July. Oh,

I don't know. I'm pretty sure I work. You

probably do.

I was like, am I missing something? Is it Monday? Yes.

Well, it's observed on Monday, so yes.

Yeah. So I was just wondering, does anything happen at your family gatherings?

No.

Or has anything happened at your family gatherings that. Mostly rage. That's what happens at my family gatherings. Why is that? Why? I don't think, I don't know how most people feel about their family. And it's actually pretty insulting because if I look at say my cousin's family in, in Los Angeles and then in the LA area, they hang out pretty frequently. I mean, there probably isn't a weekend. I would say probably like two weekends out of the month.

Thank you.

Just being in their presence.

It's like differing opinions. Yeah, that can't we all get along doesn't happen. Even though it's like subtle, it just doesn't.

So there's...

They're all too different. Yeah, they're all too different. Like personality-wise.

Personality-wise, it shouldn't matter. I mean, if you try to get along, but it's sort of like this backhanded

stabbing. Oh, you're saying it's my fault. I

never said that, but...

It sounds like what you're

saying is If they're only getting angry when you show up. No, I

feel like they do it to each other as well. I

don't know if they make each other angry. I think that they're not very perceptive. I think that's my family's problem.

Maybe, maybe.

Do you wish it was, or do you want it to be different?

Yeah.

Yeah, well, here's the thing. I don't know how this became a discussion about the Beave Man's family. By all means. Maybe it was the AI. Here's the thing. Now, this is what it's probably the Dunning-Kruger effect, Rons.

Oh, God, bringing that back around. Well, Rons is going to say

it's AI for the next three weeks. I probably will. Rons is going to insist on saying it's probably the AI. That's what he's going to do. No, here's I don't remember what I was going to say about my family. I

feel like you were going to say something about how you really wish you would have been born into your LA family because you fit them much better. Oh,

here's what I was going to say was that the relationships that my family has of not being close for some reason keeps getting blamed on me by my mother. In other words, she keeps saying that I need to make it better between everybody so that the family's closer. And then she dumps that on me. And I'm like, why don't you dump that on the rest of the family? instead of always saying that I'm the one that needs to bring everybody together. Are

you the eldest? No, he's the forgotten middle child. So it shouldn't be his responsibility at all. It should be like the older one or the baby to bring it all back together, but not the middle one.

Well, okay. So have you asked yourself or have you asked the others why?

Which why question are you asking? Why is she dumping on you? Why is there this

problem?

Exactly. Why is there this problem? Which why are you talking about? It doesn't matter. He

doesn't know. He doesn't know how the vajayjay works. He's never eaten there. He's

never been there. Well, first of all, it's a generic blank statement. So you go, why is it like that, mom? Why do you think I need to bring everything together? And maybe there's a, maybe they can figure that out and tell you, well, it's because of your success as a podcaster and you know, from Monday and the runs and you married the swan.

You don't make any sense. They're not making any sense runs. I thought Ron's about to say, why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? You know, the, have you heard that song before? It's like an old hip hop song. Well,

yeah. Oh, Can you sing it for

us? No, because it's more of like rapping. Okay,

well, come on. Let's do it. Let's hear it.

I'm a church boy. You

can do it in church fashion.

What did you use to rap? Oh, you know, this is kind of funny is the Little Powder Donut posted on her Facebook. She had Boombox. What cassette would be in your Boombox?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And Runs, what did you put? You put like the Eagles or something? Oh, Modern

English. Oh, Modern English, okay. I would melt with you.

Okay, cool. All right, and so I put down Fatboy's Crushin'. That was what was in my Boombox. No, I used to rap. Yeah. For sure.

What have I used? Swan, what would your music be? Why are you getting

off track? Yeah, why are you getting off track? The Beastie Boys? I don't know. That was probably in my Zoom box. License to Ill.

Well, you know, the thing is, you see how you brought everybody together? And, you know, it was great. Your little quest, you brought everybody together.

And you should probably do that with your family.

And there's the Swan trying to subvert you to break the family apart. So I don't think it's you. I think it's the Swan on trying to break everybody apart just so she can have you all to herself

how did how no no no not at all not at all ron's okay

anyway so no when my mom asks me those when says that stuff to me i'm like you know you're talking to the wrong i i i don't have as i i actually don't think that our family has too much in common it's kind of sad because my father infuriates me with almost everything he says and he's not trying to he's just being himself Bye. Bye. Bye. And so everything I say, he gets mad about, it doesn't matter what it is. He gets mad. And so I'm like, why am I here?

So I'm going to ask a very, very simple question. Do you have any common commonality with your family?

Yeah. A little

related.

Yeah. They all have the same mother. They

have black hair.

Same mother. Same father. No, your dad doesn't have black hair. I

mean, it's sort of like, you know, my hobbies, and my life. None of my brothers, none of my sisters have the same do what I do. Oh, no. He's going to mention it.

Well, he is.

He is. No. He's

just dying

to.

What are you referring to, Ron?

What hobby?

Oh, like a geocache, right? So they don't do what I do. I hike, right?

What else? I

like to basically, you know, I like to teach. So I'll be teaching, right? I'll be teaching a geocache course. They don't like to teach.

They don't like to be around other people. What else do you like to teach?

Oh. I like to teach computers. So when I talk about computers and Linux, right, they're not on board with that. Neither

is 93.8% of the world.

And

I get that. Most of the modern world is not with it either. But you

notice how the B-man talked about AI and oh my God, there we go. I'm a computer nerd or a geek, right? No one likes to do the RPG stuff or go to GeekFest or a free comic book day or do comics. I set myself apart from that. So I feel pretty much when I get together with my brothers or my sisters, I'm the only one that does this stuff.

Well, but does it infuriate you?

No.

Not as much as you would think because they're all individuals, but then they go, because I do other things, they're like, well, have you tried it like this? I'm like, do you do the hobby that I do? Then maybe I'll look at it through

your eyes. How about this question then? Here's a question for you. What happened?

I

don't

know. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's happening.

There

you go. Let me

ask you all this question then. If you were an family gathering. Yes. And maybe people are starting to annoy you, which clearly never happens to Jermondi because he's fucking perfect. Always. Do you ever imagine just punching somebody in the fucking throat in your family?

occasionally

okay i'm assuming that i can also depend on swan for their positive response okay yes okay

do you have an example

like

a little scenario that happened that made you feel like that

or a scenario if you will

yeah

Don't think too long, Tremondy. It's an audio medium. People can't see you. He's in

deep thought

right now. Yes, well, we don't like giant pauses. So when he starts to pause, when we ask him a question, I just keep talking. That's a deep question. That's not light. So Tremondy gets along with

everybody. To say that he likes a throat punch, it's got to be very severe.

I mean, I do too get frustrated with family and things.

Like what? I can't see you being frustrated.

You know what frustrates me? People who don't know how to say

frustrated. You know what? You got that right. In that context, it's

okay. In the right context. Correct there.

Okay. So, something that frustrates me.

At, like, funerals. The dead person in the coffin.

Shut up, Rons. Let him tell his story. Jeez,

gosh. When they have the moments when family can come up and they get their two minutes to speak, you will often hear families say, we need to get together more. We need to stop just coming together when someone passes away. Right?

Okay.

And then someone puts something together and then what happens?

Nobody shows up.

Nobody shows up. And then we're at the next funeral and then it repeats itself. You know what you should do when that happens? You should go up to the casket and go, you know what? Everybody comes up here and says that we should get together more often than for funerals. I think we should fight diabetes. That's what you should say. I think we should fight diabetes and heart disease. I think that's probably a better idea. What do you guys think?

We might like him on mute. That's

true also.

I realized it was on mute. It tells me. But I didn't want to over-talk. And what do I hear? As

a person of color, that was a funny-ass joke. Like, that was hilarious. That was good. Yeah, you got to know your demographic. That was good, yeah. I would have a different one for white people when I get up there. You're going to do it, right? You're going to find obesity. That's...

Thank you.

I'm going to take Beave Man to my next room and say, he's going to be my voice. And now he's standing here in front of me. And we have to be like, tough room. It's a tough room. Anyway. Okay, so here's the thing, though, is back to that whole punch thing. To me, it's always, I always want to punch the same person. It never varies. I'm always like, man, I just like to punch you one.

Is that because it goes all the way back to childhood? Like you've wanted to punch that same person the entire... Oh, I've punched him. Well, okay. I'm just saying, is it just a thing between both of you from childhood?

Every time I start to like him, he annoys me.

Right.

Every time I get really close to being like, you know what? He's finally come down to earth and he's not an opinionated asshole. He'll say something to just annoys the fuck out of me.

I think that's like called sibling rivalry or sibling something. I was just going to say that. You know, right?

I have... I don't want to punch my little brother. I

mean... I feel like you probably have... Although he probably

does need to

be punched. Yeah, I was going to say, I feel like you have, but you have to be Big Brother over him. Not

really. I'm

saying you're too Big Brother over him. You wouldn't punch him. No,

no, no. I agree with the

B-man. Ron, why did you keep saying

no? Because the squad is wrong. You see... My younger brother, right? I'm the oldest, so they're all younger than me, but... My younger brother is annoying. And I can understand where the B-man comes from. So I'm going to give you an example. I have a juice cup right here, right?

This

juice cup.

That's the right we don't want to hear.

This juice cup, he's got an identical one. Identical in every sense of the way down to the molecular structure. But his is so much better. Because his can fly. Mine can glide through the air, but his can fly. Mine is, you know, it's got that silvers stuff on but his is shiny real shiny so there's that sibling rivalry like dude can't you accept that we have the identical thing no no I have it better than you

he's a one-upper

oh yeah extremely so instead of being you know a humble word or I'm being humble right and I'm pretty sure the beat man's really humble when he's around his brother's like hey listen you know what I just got this thing in the mail you know I think it was great oh I got that five weeks ago, and it's like this. It's so phenomenal. Oh, mine does the same thing, but mine is so much better. At some point, you just want to go, would you shut the fuck up?

Yeah, you know how I fix them.

How's that?

When you're having those discussions, you'd be like, hey, you know what? Oh, yeah? Well, I invented the color blue.

Oh, back to that, yeah.

Back to that right there. It

is actually funny when she does it because everybody else laughs except that person

that she says that to. Because they

just don't get it usually. What? Yeah, anyway. Yeah, what I find annoying is that the the little one the little fella the little brother

yeah

he has a lot of the same interest as me but

that's what i think it's funny about it

but yet if i talk with him about something like that that i also like my opinion is always wrong his is always right i'm like what the

fuck yeah i'm straight

yeah funniest weird was you guys were talking about comics and you're like and you both like batman and you were talking about batman the blah blah blah series and he's like oh yeah no that one's terrible this one's so much better and this writer is so much better and blah, blah, blah, blah. That one's not even a great series. They shouldn't even bring it out. Yeah.

I'm like,

what? Really? Like 80,000 people like Batman.

Yeah. But not only, but he gets mad, like actually mad at me.

And he's defending his point of view on why that Batman graphic novel is not good. Like, okay.

Yeah. I mean, I've got 12 more years of Batman reading on him, but that's fine.

Yeah.

It's okay. Yeah. And if I like a movie that he likes or that he's watched, if I like it, he doesn't like it. It's always the opposite. He never agrees with me about anything. I'm like, you know, it's really hard to try to have a bonding experience with someone who just refuses to bond with you. But yet, if my son had said, oh, I really like this movie, he could like the same movie as me, and then my little brother would agree with him that it was a good movie. Yep. Yet, if I say it, it's not.

Yep. I get it.

I really do. So I'm just like, well, let him bond with my children then and

it's kind of weird because like the age difference is almost like the same the opposite way so he's that much years older than your kid so then he's like he's directly

in the middle

of us right yeah

so yeah so yeah so when your so when your mother harps on you about these things as mine does I'm like I've tried

So

what do you want me to do? Keep trying over and over again? Well, you are

the peacemaker.

And be in the situations that's just not fun for you. So you get to be miserable to make the rest of them happy.

Here's a simple solution. The simplest you can come up with, and it'll work every time. Be quiet. Bring Tremonday. No, no, bring Tremonday.

Oh, yeah. Bring my black friend. That'll go over. My black gay friend. Oh, yeah. I mean, that'll go over great, Rons.

So. So why does he have to be black and gay? Because he's black and gay.

Because

he's black and gay. He's a twofer. So would they find that offensive?

Well, we find it great. Well, let's put it

this way. I would not bring Tremonde to meet my older brother or my father. My mother, yes. My brother and my dad, no. Because they're

assholes. Now, this is interesting. Why is that? Well, I just said because they're assholes. Yeah, but Tremonti has this way of calming everybody down.

You can't calm down ignorance. You can't calm ignorance, Rons. You can't make people calm who have a frequency of stupid notions. Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, first of all, you don't understand. You're

probably right, I don't. No, I'm trying to explain it to you, but you keep talking. Well, I was going to say real quick, there's a difference between ignorance and stupidity.

Oh, God, Ron. Are you going to keep doing

that? Yeah, okay. Ignorance can be... You can learn, but stupidity you can't.

I wish you would give us this definition every podcast.

I will, every podcast. Anyway... Are we

any closer to AI, Rons?

No, no, no. Why would you want to bring Tremonda? You just said because they're assholes.

My older brother thinks it's against God's law to be gay. And has taught his children that also. And he's a minister. So I would never bring someone who's gay around my older brother. And my father, who's married to a brown woman, is racist. Hmm.

Wow. I don't think I knew that. I think I've said it like a shitload of times.

Yeah, you have.

Yeah. And

the funny part is, I don't think he thinks he is, though. Right?

Well, he's a typical white man. He's a typical privileged... I mean, his way of... I mean, they rule the world, basically. So, yeah. I mean, he used to tell racist jokes all the time. He still kind of does. And my mom's, not to do that thing again, but my mom's best friend from as long as I can remember is black. Yeah. So no, I would never bring, yeah.

Yeah, why would you put poor little Tremondi into that environment? I love

my little baby.

No, he's just a baby. Let's

flip the script here. Tremondi, would you take the B-Men to a family reunion? I've met his family.

Yeah. His family's fun. Well, let him

answer, not you. His family's cool.

Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. Now, it probably wouldn't take you. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah.

I want to go to Tremonday's church. Oh, yeah. That's a good time.

I don't. I

don't want to go to church. You'll be there

for hours. Yeah. Exactly. I don't want to do that.

You know they serve some good food.

Again, why are we fighting diabetes and heart disease?

Okay, I want to go on the Sunday that they serve food.

You don't have to put hot sauce on everything. You

don't?

Yes, you do.

Yeah, you do.

You know what sodium is in hot sauce? Well, you can get non-sodium hot sauce.

It probably tastes great.

Totally tastes the same.

Give me that low-sodium, Franks. No.

I would go to Tremontage Church as long as one requirement was met.

We'd be sick. They're on a roll today. Well, yeah, as long as

they like. Would he be singing in the choir?

You are so gay. Why? I would love to see Tremonti perform in the choir. I bet you'd like to see him perform. You'd like to see him perform. You'd like to see him perform oral.

Well, is it singing rather oral? I knew he was going to say that.

Wow, that's an AI predicament.

He's

trying to justify his use of the word oral.

How did AI

pop

up again? again.

Yeah, I don't have a reason why I would go to church, but if Tremonti was in the choir saying, hey, I'm going to be in the choir that day, I would go to see it.

I would like to go to church to see Tremonti's oral presentation.

There you go. I hear he's a master. If I could blush, I would right now.

I heard he's a master oralator. Ron, the word is orator.

Yeah,

I was

going to say orator, but you know what? No matter what I say, you're going to mess it up anyway. So it makes it sound like I'm an idiot.

You do a pretty good job on your own.

I knew you were going to say that too. You

do

a great job.

I don't know how this became a discussion about my family.

Okay, I have a funny one. So we were... In

Detroit?

No, halfway between here and Detroit. Where are you from? I'm from Detroit. Usually I meet my cute little grandma and my aunt halfway between. Here in Detroit. So we met. We're hanging out, doing our little thing. There's a little group of us together. And all of a sudden, my grandma was telling a story. Shut up, Ron. You're that bored that you yawn.

No, he's a toddler.

He is a toddler. He can't

help himself. Oh, my God. I just woke up. You have a mute button. Okay, when I wake up in the morning, I don't spend the freaking first two hours yawning.

I'm pretty sure you don't wake up and go straight into podcasting either. Oh,

my

God.

Your life

is

your

life. Oh, my God.

Hey,

I just worked eight hours, and now I am podcasting. I should be exhausted.

Ron, you should go get that. It is

hard to work from your house to go get a cup

of coffee. Here's another thing that I find interesting about the Ron's when he bitches about how hard his job is. Nobody told you to not get a fucking education, Ron.

No, you know what? You're right. All I did was fucking gone, and all of a sudden, that was it. You have

a

mute

button, motherfucker. I

have to... Edit out your bullshit. Yeah. That's why you're the sound engineer? Duh. All right. Anyway, come on.

Once again, blue collar Ron, nobody told you not to get an education and get a job where you didn't have to take a package in the face. The only people who should be doing that for money are porn stars.

Yeah.

I love your enthusiasm, Swan. Yeah. Anyway, continue

your story. So my cute little grandma's... Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. No, no, no. No,

no, because my question was about porn, and yours was about your grandma.

That's okay. You can segue in.

We can bring it back to porn.

We can bring it back to porn. We can bring it back to porn. You have to space it out

a little bit, like two minutes after you tell a story about your grandmother, because otherwise you'll make it weird. There's a good podcast like Porn and Grandma.

I mean, I'm pretty sure you've probably looked that up, Ron. So my grandma's talking. It's

called GILF porn.

Ew.

That's gross. I mean, whatever.

Right.

Not that I've seen it. I mean, being a gilf doesn't mean you're old in the first place. I

mean, you can be. Yeah, you're true. True. So my grandma said, my grandma, my aunt was talking about how my grandma. She talked

about the really old gilf board.

Can you shut up so that I can tell my story or I'm going to have to start all over again.

I'm pretty sure the B-man should clear his browser history at some point.

I have a private setting. I have a privacy browser

setting. Good. Good to know. Good to know. So my aunt. was talking about her concern because my grandma is elderly cute little grandma gonna be 97 on her birthday which is the 4th of July happy birthday grandma

happy birthday grandma she listens to our podcast every

day no that's why I'm telling this story so my aunt is talking about how she's getting more concerned as she gets older that she should just leave her laundry upstairs and my aunt will come over once a week and do her laundry for her because her laundry is downstairs so she goes down so

would you have to leave of her laundry upstairs

yeah because she doesn't want her going up and down the stairs and falling and breaking a hip or you know whatever dropping the laundry basket and falling down the stairs with it and my grandma was like no I always do laundry I just carry it up one piece at a time you know a little piece at a time she's like oh great going up and down the stairs even more often I don't know which one's worse so she's like yeah I just did laundry the other day and I had to do a whole nother load and it was just

And sure, I was

just like, grandma, you sharted. And she's like, what? And she's like, no, just a little piece came out. I thought I was going to die. Baby swan was dying. So yeah, she turned a perfectly safe conversation about safety into how she sharted. A

little piece came out.

Yep.

That's not truly a shart though. I mean, Is it? I don't know. I mean, if you should, I mean, a shard is when you, you Hershey squirted a bit, right? Isn't it? I mean, you want to see some clarification. I don't know.

I guess.

I feel like a shard is just, I feel like a shard is, I feel like that's mostly poo particles.

Well, it is just a bigger poo particle. It's like a poo asteroid.

I mean, the way she's talking, she kind of just, she kind of launched, I mean.

Okay.

Did you say a Hershey squirt? Yes. Oh my god. From Grandma's description, it sounds like she literally launched a raisin.

Yeah, probably just a little raisin came out.

Well, you know, one thing she doesn't have is an impacted bowel then.

How do you

know? You can still

go around and actually you would be more likely to Hershey squirt around your impacted bowel. Yeah,

Ron's. How did your mind get there, Ron? Because we're talking about fecal. And that's where the B-man went a couple podcasts ago.

Hey, Ron's, I just want to ask you something. How's your mental? How's

your mental, Ron's?

How's your mental, Ron's?

It's getting better. Some days it's better than most. So I appreciate the offer, even though you're being sarcastic. I will say that. Thank you for asking.

Good. Good to know. All right. Oh,

man.

You're welcome.

Oh, man.

So, yeah.

You know, we make light of it, but in the reality of it, that's the difference between someone doing something god-awful and... I believe the question is dumb.

Yeah, I think...

I think the house of mental is a

weird

way to

say

it. Yeah, if you were talking to your friends... No, and that's

a

difference of opinion. No, that's

a difference of

opinion that I get. Why don't we get

the... Why don't we get the opinion of our resident... Tremonde that you know he takes either side and he's the calming presence why don't you ask that question to him and see what he thinks runs

Why you've asked it so it doesn't need to be asked.

So if someone just came up to you Tremonde That you know and or you work with and they just said hey, how's your mental? What would you think of that question?

Framed that way

I

will find it to be very... Disrespectful because it sounds as though they're implying something is mentally wrong with me. As opposed to, I believe, asking like, how are you doing mentally is one thing, but to say, how's your mental? Just the framing of that. For me, it would be difficult to answer. Like, I would first have a conversation with them to help them re-articulate their question. That's all I'm saying. I don't think it's a rude question.

okay i get that i get that i get that

i mean especially since you're having conversations with your fellow veteran which is cool i mean literally i mean literally in that case i would probably just go up to him and say hey bro buddy check they know what that means we all know i mean us vets all know what that means oh yeah yeah yeah i get that otherwise otherwise it just sounds you just sound like a fucking crazy

person and then maybe

you're mental and plus you're also saying it where other people might hear overhear you saying mental that

That's what I was thinking.

Whereas because we're all vets, you know, the person you're talking to knows what it means to say buddy check. Like, hey, what's up, bro? Buddy check. They know what you're talking about. I mean, I'm sure you know what that, I mean, I'm assuming you know what that term is.

Yeah. Yeah. How you doing today? You know what I mean? What's your frame of mind? No.

No. You can say what he exact said. Buddy check. Like, that's like code word for how is your mental? Instead of everybody in the room hearing you say, how's your mental? And he's like, yeah, I'm feeling fucking crazy today. Well,

I was feeling fine until you brought it up. I was holding it together. But then, but then, anyway. Anyways. Anyways. What was I going

to say?

So.

So. I have a question for Tremont if we're going to do the Gay Side Project. The Gay Side Prime.

Okay, well, thanks for that segue. That was seamless. That was great. And now it's time for that portion of the show where the ignorant members of the Slaptail Squad ask Tremonde questions about...

Something gay. Something

gay. Or whatever. That's my underwear. Good job, Ron. Yeah, nice. And now it's time for Pride Side Chat with Tremonde. Special chocolate. Our own personal pudding pop. All right. I like that last part because I put that in. Whoa.

You are so freaking talented. I am. I am. Thank you. Thank you very much. So, Tremonde, the question I have for you on this segue piece is, what is a common myth that you would like to dispel about being gay?

that gay people are intolerant of stupid questions. Some things that immediately come to mind is that not all gays are fems, and I think we are starting to see a lot more diversity as to how gay people do not just have one look. And most often, we were associated to be all fems, meaning we were more

feminine in our dress.

Feminine.

By femmes, you mean feminine.

I wasn't sure that that needed to be clarified, but thank you for

that. Well, I just want to make sure to our listening audience out there

that they understand. I like how Ron assumes that the rest of the... He assumes that the listening audience is as ignorant as him. I

know your audience, Ron.

Well, I'm not ignorant, but... I'm not ignorant, but I want them to understand that, you know, hey... Ron's. Yes. Get your butt checked. Yeah, so that's one. So what do you think the biggest common myth is? I didn't know there was a lot of myths out there. There are. Believe it or not, there are. And that's just one of them. I mean, when you look at the... And I'm not gay, but one of the things that I tend to see is that from what Tremonde just... No, but from what Tremonde said, it's like...

Right, but Robin Williams wasn't. So it showed two different... No,

he was in certain aspects. No? But there were...

He wasn't anywhere near as extreme as the other character was. He wasn't super feminine.

Yeah.

but that's where I was going with from Monday is like, he's like, not everybody fits that mold.

Well, not every woman, not every woman is super feminine either, whether they're a header or not. Right. So that's

true.

Some of them don't shave their legs. Agreed. And I like hairy legs, but to have hairy legs on a woman? No, not a fan.

Not a fan. No. So are there any other common myths out there that can be discussed? Clearly

you're the one who knows the myths. What common myths do you want him to discuss

with you? No, no, no, no, no. This is from his point of view that I don't...

Again, he's not Bigfoot.

Well, all right.

Yes, Virginia, gay people do

exist. Well, I know that. But we, you know, like for Christmas, when I asked about the gay pride gift. It's just pride. Pride gift, yeah. It's literally just pride. Pride gift. And he's like, no, I wouldn't feel offended by it. And then what really flipped me was when the swan found out what he was getting, it's like, oh, I'd like that too. She threw off the gift that I'd actually gotten her because she wasn't 12 anymore.

It's all good. It's all good. He's bringing it back to himself

and

his insecurity about gift giving.

Anyway, I think the point is... Without getting too far into it, because that's not what our podcast is about, is that the idea of pride encompasses everybody, not just people who are part of that community. It's supposed to be for everybody. It's supposed to be about accepting life in general. Yeah. So just because you're a heterosexual doesn't mean you aren't part of pride. Right.

Can't we all just get along?

Unless you're P-Man's younger brother. No. I don't think

they're the older brother also. I think they just don't like me. Let's just be honest.

That's probably it. That's probably true. You're

jealous of your success. I should stop trying. No, they think they're more successful than I am.

That is, I feel that is true.

Not only do they think they're more successful than me, let's just put it this way. Both of them have tastes that are disproportionate to their lifestyle, in my opinion. The one who has the, the one who's more modest in everything that he does is me. Like they want to go to expensive restaurants. I'm like, not fun, not a fan, don't like it. My favorite place to eat, one of my favorite places to eat is our local bowling alley. So I don't fit that whole thing that they do.

I'm going to have to try that. Field trip. Yeah, field trip. So what is the other things that set you apart from them then? Other than your opinion on Batman.

I think that they're both jealous of how good looking I am.

This is dashing. Good looks.

I think that's not a reason. I think they are.

Would it be because also that you stay in shape?

Yeah, neither one. No, they're not in shape. I think they have shapes.

Ron is a shape as we've been told. Yeah. What about you, Tremonda? Do you have any jealous siblings like the B-Man or I? No. Why do I find that so easy to believe? Because they're so mellow.

I feel like your mom would have

liked... His one brother is the only one that I sort of kind of know. I can't even remember his name. Such a nice kid. So I just naturally assume they're all super nice because they just well behaved. What's your brother's name? So I have a brother named Tevin. He's the baby brother. And then Cordell is in the middle.

You know, that's ironic because one of the guys I work with, his name is Tevin.

Why is that

ironic? Because you don't hear that name too often. I think it's

just a coincidence. That's not irony. Okay. It's AI. It's AI. It probably is. I don't think

that's ironic. Maybe

it's the synchronicity. But it's not ironic.

No.

By

chance, is Tevin employed?

Yes. What, you just naturally assume that he's not? Is that

what you're saying? Hold on.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Ron. You just naturally assume as a young black man he's not employed? Maybe he's incarcerated. Maybe you also assume he's incarcerated. Maybe he's got some gangland

tests. I feel like Ron's Tevin is not black.

I figured pretty much Tevin would probably be in college.

Come on in. Is he white? No. No, he's not

white.

Unfortunately. Is

he employed?

Yes. He just naturally assumed that he's not. Is that it,

Ron? Well, like I said, I thought he might be in college because he's the younger brother of Tremonde, so...

How young do you think Tremonde is? How young do

you think Tremonde is?

In his 20s or 30s.

Ooh, you just got... Yeah, he's

in his 30s, but he's not in his

20s. He's got great genetics. Look how great he looks.

Don't be jealous. I'm

not. I mean, the B-man's going to be jealous here, but I'm not. I'm

a lot closer to 40 than I am 30.

Honestly, I didn't know. Why

am I jealous?

Because you're not going to be as good looking as the Tremonti when you get to that age.

I've already passed his age. What

are you talking about? He doesn't know. It's the dementia. Oh, Ron. He's trying to dig his foot out of his mouth. No one believes you

that you flip everything that I say on me. Well,

they probably do. So

anyway, I'm trying to make sure it's not the same Tevin that we know. You

know there's probably way more than two Tevins in this world?

You know you are absolutely right. You're absolutely right. I will give you that.

I'm going to go about guarantee it's not the same person. Because I feel like by now, the Tremonde would have said, hey, you work with my brother.

Not really. You wouldn't know that.

How would he not if you promote your podcast so much, Rons? I'm pretty sure that you told your Tevin about our podcast. And he'd be like, hey, that's a coincidence. I have a brother named Tremonde that does a podcast. And there's

only

two of them in

the world. Exactly. Yeah. So I just became Ron a little bit and I looked up something while we were recording.

You did.

So since 2018, there are 11,228 Tevens. Wow. I'm going to go on a limb and say that the guy that runs works with his name is Steven.

But

better yet, Kevin. It's something like that. It's just not Tevin. Or worse, he's actually Latino, and his name is Estevan. And so he's like, oh, Tevin, nice to meet you. And because he's also kind of brown, he just naturally assumes that it's probably your brother, Tramonde. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Ron.

Ron's doesn't see color.

Right. Don't ever be one of those people. He

is one of those people. Not anymore, he's not.

Not anymore, he's not. You can't say, here's one of the things you gotta say about Ron's. First of all, Ron's puts up with all

of

our shit. No, no shit. Ron's plays his role very well. You have to give Ron's a lot of credit for the shit that he puts up

with. I appreciate that.

But he also brings most of it on himself, which is good. But again, you have to be impressed that Roz puts up with all this garbage that we give him. I appreciate it. It doesn't really excuse his ignorance, but it's so funny. Anyway. Anyway. So

I was, you know, I thought about long and hard about... Penis?

Awkward pause again. I thought long and hard

about... We told you last week. Wasn't it last week we told you that you picked the wrong time to pause? Because my brain, okay, I'm not a genius, but I've spent my entire life arming myself against bullies by using my mouth. Not that way, Rons. Using my wit and using my sarcasm. So my brain thinks very quickly. If you pause, I'm going to fill in that pause.

When Rons thinks long and hard.

Penis, about

penis. About penis.

You know, All of our minds went there,

Ron. All of our minds went there. So everybody else you have conversations with, that happens to you too.

All right. So I went back. And one of the, I have a lesbian friend at work, and I said, what's one of the things that you would dispel about being gay?

This is one of the long, I thought Tremondi's segment was over, but you're bringing it right back around.

Well, because he doesn't really get too much airtime because he's never on. So I figure pretty much we give

him a little bit more. But I don't think that he needs to have a whole half of the freaking time devoted

to you. I want to see where Ron's is going. I want to see where Ron's is going. I just think

that it's interesting that he has a lesbian friend and now he's going to ask her a bunch of obnoxious

questions. I feel like, how does,

yeah. You know what? Next thing you know, Ron, she's going to bring her whole softball team around and they're going to whoop your ass.

All right.

Why don't you ask her about, if you're asking about all those myths and dispelling myths, ask her, she's like, ask her if she plays softball. There's a myth. There you go. They all play softball. How about that, Ron? Try that one.

I will ask her that when I see her. Now

go ahead and ask your question

because

Swan

wants to hear what question

you're going to ask. Yeah, I do.

Yeah.

So my question is, what other myths did you dispel? Jesus, you already

asked that question.

I thought

you were going to ask a more pinpoint question than that.

No, you were going to tell us a story about... I'd

much rather hear about Swan's little old grandma

shooting

a nugget out her

ass. It was just a piece. It was just a little piece. But she did have to wash an extra load of laundry for that. I don't know why she couldn't just wash that pair of underwear in a sink or

something.

It

was

just a little piece. It probably wasn't messy. Oh

my God. I think what's important is that Ron, you really are asking very broad questions when you should just ask a more specific question.

Like what? Do you have one? No, I'm just, he asked these

very broad questions instead of just asking a specific one. Like, here's a good one for me. Here's a good one. Like, why do you use lotion all the time? When I was in the Army, obviously I didn't know black people where I grew up, but a lot of my friends in the Army were black. And my good buddy... I would hang out in his room when we would get ready for the day because he lived in the barracks and I lived off post. And so, of course, he had all this lotion.

what

myth? Oh, I don't know. Unicorns are real. What myth are you asking? Ask a very specific question.

The reason in general is because it's a very broad question, because there are a lot of myths

out there. That's why I'm just saying, ask a specific myth.

For example, is it myth that all Black guys are well hung? That's a specific question. That is not a myth. They are most, let's just put it, okay, they are more well hung than most everybody else.

Wait, wait, wait.

Swan said, Swan, have we seen

some? Dude, I'm a freaking nerd. I've seen probably more of both genitalia than you have. I've seen a lot

of nationalities' penises. Yes. Okay.

And as a general rule. A lot of

nationalities' ethnicities, as a general rule, the swan is correct, as a general rule, our black friends have much bigger dicks than everybody else.

But I mean, that one that doesn't, he's an exception, and he probably feels real bad about it, and it's still bigger than most non... ethnic people.

Gotcha.

Yeah.

The only ones that I would say that are pretty statistically very similar that I've seen are people from like the Middle East. They also have some big hunkers that I've

seen. That's true. Yeah.

Very dark hunkers. Yeah. They're very dark. Their genitals are very dark. And I'm like, hi Bob. And I'm

like, oh yeah. That looks kind of like an anteater. A little scary. like an elephant trunk a little scary yeah

look at the ron he's just imagining now

he's

like oh

yeah no i'm gonna think long

and

hard no because i'm trying to choose my words comment without being thrown right back at me

you gotta make it funny man you just don't go with it ron creepy like well where do we're making it funny you pause and you make it creepy

Okay. I get that. I get that.

I can talk about penises and be funny. You talk about them. It sounds like, I don't know what it sounds like. It doesn't sound great.

Well, first of all, your profession allows you to talk about it and you have a background in it. So if I talk about it, yeah, if I talk about it, I don't have that professional background that you have. And then it seems creepy.

I have a, a major in nursing and a minor in genitalia.

There you go. There

you go. There you go. Now Tremonti's intrigued about the whole Middle Eastern really dark genitals. I know, right? Super dark, eh?

You notice he had to take off his glasses so we could look what he was actually looking up. Super dark, you say?

They've been off, Ron.

Yeah, look how observant you are. When I

started hollering at the bee man and his diabetes joke at the funeral. Oh, my goodness. That was a good one. I don't even know what we talked about. to watch today.

We've not had very many funny stories that happened except for my grandma's Chardon.

Well, that was pretty funny. My stories are in the reading. I didn't have any stories because I always get mad.

Yeah. I mean, our own family story, we already talked about it, how, you know, we talked about Grandpa's penis at the table. That was pretty funny. Even

those children, I don't know about those

two.

Yeah. And not once did, I knew where you were leading me, I didn't mention anything related to a certain subject that I know you want

me to mention. Do you know what you want to? No, we just wanted to see how well you would, if you could handle yourself, but you maintained. I did. all right. I did.

All

right. Well, let me see. Updates. Updates. Any updates? Here's an update for you. Swan doesn't know how to use Instagram. She doesn't.

I bet Tremondi doesn't either.

Oh. Oh. He does.

Nope.

I don't have a single post on Instagram.

See? I don't feel bad then.

Yeah.

Rons, can I get some tech help from you then?

No.

I'll meet you at the library in

1993. Yeah, she can teach you how to access your email. Awesome. He can set up a Hotmail account for you, Swan.

Right.

AOL.com.

That

still exists?

Yeah. That's probably your first email. No, it's not even going to be your first email address. Net

zero. He's got

some net zero going on. Net zero, yeah.

Net zero. Oh, net zero Juno? Wow. Rocketmail? That's going back a while. ways. Okay. It really is.

We've spiked the interest

of Ron's. No, no. I also looked up a comedy thing of how to develop a comedy.

How to develop comedy.

Yeah, so, yeah. Be funny. Yeah, that's exactly it. It's like, there was this process about it. It's like, if you have a voice, which we, I'll link to an earlier podcast, is how you develop that voice. It doesn't become a character. And I thought that was so cool.

Jumanji's dying. I don't know if he's going to be okay over there. Oh, my gosh.

Ron said, how to develop comedy. You look

that up.

Actually, it was a mini lecture on it, and I was intrigued by it. You sat and watched it? Yeah, I did, actually. I did.

Actually, if you look it

up, it's Mike Myers. That's comedy right

there.

No, it was... Mike Myers who gives it.

Well, that's how to develop Canadian comedy.

However, the way he set it up is like his dad would not allow anybody in the house that wasn't funny. Right? And he went through the process of how he came up with some of his characters.

Where are you going with this? Where are you going with this exactly?

Just

something I thought was funny. I just want to know, what was your line of thought to start bringing up this particular...

Well, you wanted to know what we were doing this week, and I thought that was great. You know, when was the last time...

Who said that?

Oh, hold on. I'm getting there. It's like, have we In your head?

Was that a

question? In your head? Yes, in my head. In my head. So I was thinking that, you know, it's...

I like penis.

We all know you like penis. We do. But do you like Tremonti's penis versus the B-man's?

Why would I like it? Why would you even go? Oh, boy. I'm

grasping at Strauss because you guys keep backing me into a corner. Just

put your hands in your pocket, Ron. Don't grasp for anything.

Don't touch it. No. Just

thump it, Ron. Help it. I was actually taught that by a senior nurse. She said, if somebody gets a... That's what you do. She's like, you freaking... Help it, one. I was like, okay, good to know. Hopefully that won't happen to me too often, but should it? She's like, pow. Unless they're a... What do you say, guys? Who do you say were the hung guys? Who do you say were the other hung guys? What do you say to them? What? I say, what did you say were the other hung guys?

Middle Eastern. Oh, the Middle Eastern. Unless, like, one

of them have a hard-on, then you thump it, and then it, like, bounces back and...

Hits you in the face, and you're like,

ooh, duck, duck. Exactly. That's why you practice shadow boxing, dodge the penis.

Ron's just like, sign me

up! You dodge the penis. So you dodge the penis, and then you punch it in the balls like it's a freaking speed bag. You guys are going to go to the dojo one day, and then there's going to be, like, black garbage bags over all the windows. Oh, yeah. Another thing I should do is actually, you know, how you have, like, the pads and stuff that people hit, I should just make a big penis that's really high. Dodge it, punch it, dodge it, punch it.

And he'll be like, bring it

on! He misses, takes it in the face. Boom. forons.

He's like, I'll just be quiet over here because anything I say is going to be used against me. It

is. I should just get that.

Mix it up a bit, have a bunch of different colored penises.

He's like, I don't see color.

It should be just that, you know. I

don't see color. Well, it's interesting that you don't see color. For some reason, you're able to dodge the white one, but the black one, that one, you just keep getting in the face. I don't know how That was flipping by you if you don't see color. I don't...

There you

go. There you go. There you go. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, this hurts so bad. This hurts. What's

even better is a shout out to all who listen and to some of the locals. How's that even better? No, no, I'll get to that in a second. Is that when they listen, they're like, man, the B-man really comes after you. It's like, well, because he's got a huge penis. But when he, you know, it's like.

Why? Not to make it creepier. I don't make it creepy. I

know it. It's like they don't believe until they listen to the podcast

or whatever I say. You tell people that I come after you because I have a huge penis. No, I don't. If you've actually said that, I'm like, what is wrong with you?

No. But I say, whatever I say, he flips.

I think he thinks you're Middle Eastern.

Oh, Lord Jesus. Amen.

Oh, God. Oh, Jesus, Lord. Just took a penis in the face. Help me. Help me.

Oh, God. I

didn't dodge that penis. Look out for that penis right here.

I say, whatever I say, I got to be careful because the B-man and the swan will switch it on me real quick. Now, the thing about the swan is she'll choose a size whoever's winning. The voice of reason is Tremonde, though. Whatever I tend to say, if I say it wrong, Tremonde kind of steps in and says, this is how Ron's meant to say it. And I'm like, yeah, that's how I meant to say it. Sometimes he

can't even

defend you. Sometimes I

can't.

Sometimes he's just like, I don't want to defend you because I know where it's going to go. But I do appreciate it. Yes, he does appreciate it.

All right well that's it for me from the bee man what a fun time just laughing um and as always you remember you can catch us on apple podcast spotify google podcast amazon music stitcher i heart radio still not on pandora for some reason i think it's because we talk about penises i don't know tuning plus alexa podcast attic pod chaser pocket cast anywhere you want to listen to podcasts and of course the runs his favorites deezer oh

yeah these

are and And of course, no, I'm not done. I'm not done. When I say adios, smooch, fuckos, then you can do your thing. It's not

new. Okay, first of all, when you're making love to the swan, is that what you say when you're done? First of all, I

don't make love to the swan. Never have, never will. I don't. I don't make love. When you're

in mid-coitus, you yell.

I don't do that either.

I don't call it coitus either. But what do you call it then?

I call

it fucking, Ron. That's what

I call it. First of all, I'm not a 1940s romance novel. No, I don't call it making

love. I was trying to be politically correct. Thanks

for trying to be politically correct on our politically correct podcast. I just want her to look like the powdered donut. I want every fantasy I've ever had has looked like little powdered donut from now until the end of time. And

I want little powdered donut as she is today, not 22-year-old hot, tight little powdered donut.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tight little. I didn't say that.

I'm just saying.

Oh, so you don't want that? What? No, I want that. Mm-hmm. Oh, so you don't like what you have?

Yeah, there we go. There's that coin flip.

There's

that coin flip.

Anyway, you can also find us on Buzzsprout. Our website is theslaptalesquad.buzzsprout.com and that's all I had to say before I was so rudely interrupted by the Rons. That's it for me. Adios. Mooch.

Oh, penis?

Fuckos. No. Where'd that come from?

I was inserting a pause when, like you do, Rons. I was just putting in words there that do usually go there when you pause.

Adios, muchachos.

Bye. From the Swan.

Deuces. Shout out to JD for his podcast, The Monster's Lair. Thanks for a couple weeks ago for being out there.

It's actually just last week, Rons.

Yeah, thank you. Thank you.

He's just trying to not get made fun of, so he's going to

say something positive.

Yeah. And on a more personal note, thanks for the B-man for being who he is and the swan and Tremonde, because it's great to see Tremonde again. And stay sane, motherfuckers. It's crazy out there. And go home and just

make love to those that you're intimate with. Making love is... Using Swiss Navy lube. Maybe

do some coitus.

All right, yeah. Just don't let a piece come out.

No pieces.

Unless you're into that, and that's okay. And on a final

note, Rons. Yes. I don't know how the vajayjay works.