Send us a text My five things. The five things in life that keep me in balance. Do you know what they are? Can you guess? The Beaveman shares with the other squad members his five things that he believes leads to balance in life. This is not a self-help podcast. The members of the squad are not trained self-help, or, "life," coaches. Listening to this podcast will not provide you with any life skills. It is purely for entertainment and hopefully for comedy. Thank you all for listening! https://t...
Apr 10, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 111
Send us a text Everyone else has an opinion on this topic, so why shouldn't we. You guessed it, we are talking about the physical assault witnessed by the world during the Oscars. Will Smith decided it was ok to slap Chris Rock. Was he justified? What is your opinion? What's the take-away? In the Beaveman's amazing world view this should call to light the reality of what it means to be a comedian. Do you think it is necessarily a safe profession? It should be. Unfortunately comedians are subject...
Apr 03, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 110
Send us a text The squad assembles for a relaxed chat. We talk about the big question, "Are celebrities ruining podcasts?" You decide. What are your favorite podcasts? How many do you have in the rotation? Does anyone even listen to podcasts (according to some marketing person, no one does.)? We disagree on that point. Thanks for listening and sharing. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com Support the show...
Mar 27, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 109
Send us a text The title is pretty accurate. The members of the squad, Ronz, Beaveman and Swan are Gen X and Tromondae is Gen Y. Clearly three out of the four get it, but the outlier as always is the Ronz. Perhaps it is because he made it to Gen X just under the wire and is one year away from being a Baby Boomer. Who knows? We now anticipate that he will use that particular term for any relationship he does not understand. Thank you for listening. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/ Support...
Mar 20, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 3Ep. 108
Send us a text The Beaveman relates personal stories about his struggle with the Swan and what he considers her disgusting habits. It is one of those episodes when the Ronz is grateful that he is not the topic of discussion, but, the squad quickly turns on him when he brings the heat on himself. The squad welcomes a guest as an expert in vaginal dryness. It is a thing people. Unfortunately, her advice is limited. Also, did you know you can call yourself a teacher without receiving any formal edu...
Mar 13, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Season 3Ep. 107
Send us a text Writing comedy begins with an idea. A thought here and there. Don't ignore the thought, write it down, and get back to it later. If you find something you want to develop, then get to it and start writing. The Beaveman has a lot of stray thoughts. On this podcast episode he runs a few ideas by the rest of the squad members in an attempt to see what an audience response may be. Will he develop these ideas into full-blown bits? It is hard to say at this point. Maybe he is secretly a...
Mar 06, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 106
Send us a text The squad assembles and welcomes friend of the show, Skylar aka the boy, to discuss video games and gaming. The Beaveman's earliest memories include Pong, how old is he? While the Ronz, who is basically ancient, remembers using a computer in school. How about the Swan and the boy? How many gaming systems are in your house? Definitely a developed nation thing. Thanks for joining us. We wish peace to the world and support the people of Ukraine. https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.co...
Feb 27, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Season 3Ep. 105
Send us a text Watch the right hand because the left hand is just a distraction. The real trick is in the right hand. It is not the tail that wags the dog, but the dog that wags the tail. It is happening right now, maybe it is always occurring. We get distracted by something bright and shiny to divert our attention from the dark underbelly that is the truth. What are we talking about? The enemy we love to hate, the Russians and the current situation in the Ukraine. Remember, we are idiots so you...
Feb 19, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Season 3Ep. 104
Send us a text The Beaveman loves peanut butter, from the first scoop to the last. But is it really just about the peanut butter? Is there a deeper meaning? Much like Tromondae's McDonald's french fries we are emotionally attached to the smallest thing. The squad is also concerned that Ronz may have dementia as his short-term memory seems to be impaired. We hope you enjoy this episode. Thanks for listening! https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy-Podcasts/The-Slaptail-Squad-p1607956/ Support the show...
Feb 13, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 103
Send us a text The Beaveman believes you can wear more than one sport brand related garment at a time, Tromondae and Swan disagree. The Ronz clearly has no opinion because he wears a wolf t-shirt tucked into acid wash jeans and he doesn't even know what his shoe size is. Regardless, where does the Swan get off giving the Beaveman fashion advice when she walks around wearing knee length knit sweaters over a sport tank-top and sweatpants. It's a lively discussion between friends that share idiocy ...
Feb 06, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 102
Send us a text Oh you heard us right. It is no secret that the Beaveman loves conspiracies and conspiracy theories. It should also be no secret that as much as he loves conspiracies and conspiracy theories, he despises unsolved mysteries. So he has decided that many unsolved mysteries can be solved if you consider this: the aliens did it, they slipped through a portal to another dimension, bigfoot took them, or similar. But why are disappearances at National Parks so intriguing? One reason, beca...
Jan 30, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 101
Send us a text In celebration of our 100th podcast the squad assembled for their first livestream. This is our podcast from this fun event. We want to thank our listeners who have been with us from the beginning and the listeners who have joined us along the way. On this episode the Ronz demonstrates his inability to be prepared, the squad does not back down and lets him have it. We get to hear some of the Ronz's famous impressions, and the Beaveman gives us his three minutes of comedy as well a...
Jan 23, 2022•1 hr 59 min•Season 3Ep. 100
Send us a text Are you good enough, smart enough, do people like you? Of course you are! Of course they do! We like you and that is all that matters. Well, aside from you liking yourself. This isn't one of those self-help podcasts. We just fully believe that the Ronz should treat himself and realize he deserves the best. We are guessing that you do also. Clearly you understand quality, that is why you listen to the Slaptail Squad. You have to break that cycle of disparity. Let no one dictate you...
Jan 16, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 99
Send us a text What more do we need to say? Each week we hope to be the podcast friends that you want to visit with. We enjoy the time we get to spend together with each other and our audience of friends. What would it be like if a week went by and you didn't hear Beaveman yelling at Ronz? Could you go another week without hearing the Swan repeat herself a dozen times? Maybe you really love Tromondae and you just can't wait to hear from him (you won't this week, sorry). I personally love doing i...
Jan 09, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 98
Send us a text That title is kind of long but hey, we like to make it interesting. On this episode the Beaveman provides brief descriptions of short stories from his childhood that described situations in dystopian societies. The squad discusses direct correlations between these stories and popular adaptations such as movies like The Hunger Games and The Purge . The Ronz talks about the very common and dangerous tradition of ,"infanticide," while the rest of the squad contemplates if the Ronz kn...
Jan 01, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Season 3Ep. 97
Send us a text No really, that is what the episode is about. This is no deep, philosophical analogy that the Beaveman came up with to describe some sort of existential crisis in his life. The man literally feels like he has too many coffee cups and he does not know what to do about it. It is a real developed nation problem. You may think this is a discussion that is easy to wrap up in about 3 minutes, you would be dead wrong. The squad talks about it for about an hour. What about you? Do you hav...
Dec 26, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 96
Send us a text He has waited decades to lubricate his lips with something other than a human, biological fluid. The wait is over. The Beaveman sent Ronz a holiday assortment of lip lubricating substances of different brands and flavors. But which one will he choose? Will it be a life-changing experience. Will he feel as though he has wasted decades of his life, wandering the planet with dry, cracked lips? So many choices: milk chocolate, vanilla bean, graham cracker, traditional, etc. You get th...
Dec 19, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 2Ep. 95
Send us a text This is an episode we recorded back in September of this year but I failed to post. It is a fun conversation between Beaveman, Swan, and Tromondae whom I like to call Sexual Chocolate. It is a typical conversation. We talk about wet dreams, pooping disasters, why you shouldn't eat your toothpaste, and of course a Q&A with Tromondae regarding LGBTQ terminology. It is just what you have come to expect from us. Complete idiocy. Consider it our gift to you. An extra episode just f...
Dec 17, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 94
Send us a text It is a light-hearted talk today about the little things that give us joy. Unfortunately the Ronz and his beautiful wife "lil Powdered Donut," got screwed over by the man so we had to talk them off the ledge. For crap sake, be good to each other. No need to walk around being a tool your whole life. Think about what makes you happy. Perhaps listening to a squad of idiots? Support the show...
Dec 12, 2021•1 hr 18 min
Send us a text It's that time of week. Time for some Slaptail Squad. We apologize in advance for sound issues. This week we had a guest but there were connection issues but we felt the content still needed to be heard. We start you right off with garlic cream and butt talk, transitioning to acne treatment, use of chapstick and personal hygiene. All the stupid content you are used to from the Slaptail Squad. We hope that we can make you laugh, or maybe just roll your eyes. Support the show...
Dec 05, 2021•1 hr 10 min
Send us a text Tromondae refused to fall for it so we don't get to hear his 2-minute comedy bit. Apparently he is not susceptible to the Jedi-mind trick. The Beaveman does his brief bit and the Ronz rambles on like some senile weirdo. Then they talk about the show Pose on Netflix and, as usual, the Ronz didn't watch the show. They have fun making fun of him and the Beaveman tries to find out how well Tromondae and Swan know him by guessing which character he finds attractive. Let's face it, the ...
Nov 28, 2021•1 hr 30 min
Send us a text This week the Beaveman demonstrates the Jedi mind trick on the Ronz. They talk about the Beaveman's weekly observations from donuts to trash bags. Does anyone else get annoyed by underwear? Let's see if you can relate. Support the show
Nov 21, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Send us a text Beaveman goes off. Comedy is about entertaining and self-expression. The views you hold now or what you consider funny today, may change in as little as a day. It is about personal growth. It is also about tolerance. In this podcast the Beaveman expresses himself and relates that he believes growth is important but that comedians do not have to dictate what other comedians do. He also complains about how everyone seems to kiss the butt of Jerry Seinfeld and seem to be forced to ch...
Nov 14, 2021•1 hr 19 min
Send us a text You may have heard the scary stories last week and perhaps you were super confused by the Ronz' story. So were we. This week we asked him to send us a copy so we could read it and interpret it. It was not a story exactly, but we think it would be a decent movie promo. Now he just has to write to movie. The Ronz also babbles on about being a blackbelt, of course, and asks questions about how to discipline students. Join Beaveman and Swan as they delve into the creative mind of the ...
Nov 07, 2021•1 hr 6 min
Send us a text Here was the assignment, write or share a personal scary story. Did we expect them to be good? Of course not. If they were good, we wouldn't have anything to make fun of. So, mission accomplished. Have a safe and happy Halloween everyone. Thank you for listening. Support the show
Oct 31, 2021•1 hr 19 min
Send us a text The Beaveman and Swan are bad Catholics. They know it, you know it, but does it really matter? If it does not matter, then why do they get hung up on changes? Also, have you ever wondered if the choices you make will affect the ones you love if they ever decide to run for office? Should you change what you do or who you are? Support the show...
Oct 24, 2021•1 hr 6 min
Send us a text That's right, soup is for girls and night pooping is a thing. It is just another ridiculous conversation for members of the Slaptail Squad. Just trying to share the idiocy with the world to bring a laugh or a smile. You can catch the Beaveman on the new Wisdom App as well for brief conversations about podcasting. Thanks for listening. Support the show...
Oct 17, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Send us a text On this episode the Beaveman tells the squad what to do with him when he dies, he ponders the farewell til Valhalla, and of course, he makes fun of the Ronz when he puts his foot in his mouth. Of course they also talk about completely arbitrary subjects like vampires and werewolves. Team Jacob! We dedicate this episode to the memory of an amazing friend and fellow Paratrooper Chris Simons. Old paratroopers never die, they just slip away. Airborne! I love you brother. Support the s...
Oct 10, 2021•1 hr 20 min
Send us a text Ronz pathetically attempts to insult the Army by telling a lame story about Ninjas. The Beaveman is intrigued by roadkill by region, and the Swan insists she is an athlete but the Beaveman does not agree. It is going to get loud. Is Tromondae the voice of reason? Support the show
Oct 03, 2021•1 hr 13 min
Send us a text The Beaveman reveals to the squad that he still believes many of the stories from the bible that he learned as a child no matter how ridiculous they seem. They reveal that the Swan knows nothing about American folklore and that she would be relieved if sex robots were real because she would make sure that Beaveman had two of them. Finally they allow Ronz to rant but quickly shoot him down and tell him that his personal opinion is stupid and wrong. Hey Siri! Did Noah... Support the...
Sep 26, 2021•1 hr 22 min
