Send us a text On this episode the idiots discuss the use of Ivermectin and bust on people that do not believe in science. Seriously people, if the Beaveman tells you kitty litter in your pee-hole will prevent COVID 19, would you do that? Then why are you trying to harm yourself by ingesting bs? They also ponder the question of whether or not you should powder your package. Finally the Beaveman opens himself up to a ridiculous challenge. Seriously though, we hope Joe Rogan is really just a perso...
Sep 19, 2021•1 hr 20 min
Send us a text Do you have a dollar? If so you can get your prostate exam in aisle 3. The Beaveman thinks it is funny that retail locations are interested in providing healthcare but the squad thinks it is a great idea. First the Beaveman is self-deprecating and to make himself feel better he busts on Ronz. Maybe he can get plastic surgery at a retail store. They are just having fun. Why? Because they are idiots. Support the show...
Sep 12, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Send us a text The Ronz attempted the 7-minute mile. Was he successful? Guess you just have to listen to find out. We chat about Pokemon briefly and the new obsession Ronz and Swan have with Pokemon go. Thank you to all of our listeners for your support. Support the show
Sep 05, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Send us a text The Ronz and the Beaveman are sleep deprived. It seems like a competition for Ronz. He wants to prove he sleeps less. Who has the shorter temper? Who can be the bigger dick? Guess you have to listen to find out. Support the show
Aug 29, 2021•1 hr 21 min
Send us a text On this episode, after a brief chit-chat about the Beaveman's new hobby of cutting with the medieval sword, the squad questions Ronz about training for his 7-minute mile. Truly the Ronz is a highly confident individual because he believes that his job will get him in good enough shape to run the mile. Who thinks he can do it? Apparently just the Ronz. We can't wait to see. You will know by episode 77. Thank you all fo listening and being members of the great Slaptail nation! Suppo...
Aug 22, 2021•1 hr 23 min
Send us a text Ever wonder if you could run a 7-minute mile after training for just two weeks? The Ronz says he can do it. Have your parents requested to be your friends on facebook or other social media accounts? How did you respond? Are feet gross? Do you wash your feet? Oh by the way, Swan wants to punch a kid and the Beaveman likes to say ridiculous things in the car. This is just some of the ridiculous subjects the Slaptail Squad likes to discuss. Thanks for joining our collective insanity....
Aug 15, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Send us a text Ronz is a man of little fear. Most likely because he was in the U.S. Air Force and because he is a black belt. However, the Beaveman and Swan have fear. Is the Beaveman trying to scare everyone with his talk about disease and death? Maybe, but most likely he is just trying to entertain. Do you want to know about the ways in which you can die from a dental infection? Well, you won't learn from this podcast because Ronz can't stay focused. Listen anyway. At least you can hear us tal...
Aug 08, 2021•1 hr 26 min
Send us a text It's that time, colon prep time. The Beaveman has to go in for a colonoscopy. We talk about his prep and fears. We also investigate the Ronz and his obvious repressed rage. Join us for a typical conversation with the squad. Are we idiots? Of course we are. What have you come to expect? Support the show
Aug 01, 2021•1 hr 21 min
Send us a text The title is pretty descriptive, but first, Tromondae starts us off with a sex question out of nowhere. Beaveman believes it is fun to contemplate revenge but the Ronz believes you should be a carpet in real life as well as in your fantasy world. Enjoy and thank you for listening. Not ever appropriate for children! Support the show...
Jul 25, 2021•1 hr 26 min
Send us a text How easily can you be scammed? Would you ingest a product that someone recommends in order to treat or prevent a medical condition regardless of scientific evidence? Well, lots of folks do. I guess that is why the FDA keeps their eyes open. Support the show
Jul 18, 2021•1 hr 26 min
Send us a text Humans can contract many diseases. That can be frightening. Unless you are the Ronz of course. The Ronz refuses to live his life in fear. Join us for another ridiculous podcast with the members of the Slaptail Squad. Support the show
Jul 11, 2021•1 hr 31 min
Send us a text The daughter joins the squad to talk about nerd topics. She's pretty obnoxious, but at the same time, entertaining. If you thought the Beaveman was a jerk, he is nothing compared to the spawn of Satan. Still, it's an enjoyable jaunt down nerd lane. Support the show
Jul 04, 2021•1 hr 47 min
Send us a text Have you ever discussed porta potty etiquette with your friends? Do you sit, or hover? Do you pooh in a porta potty? We discuss the Swan's surgery and the birth of her twin tumors. We attempted to make Tromondae nauseas, but it is difficult remotely. Join us for a fun conversation. BTW, when presenting to new employees, don't divulge too much of your medical information. Preferably none. Have a great week! We appreciate all of you loyal and new listeners. Support the show...
Jun 27, 2021•1 hr 22 min
Send us a text Ronz and Beaveman take this opportunity to completely nerd-out and talk about the topics they find interesting. Did you know hyperspace is faster then light speed? Did you know there are some dark theories about the Rugrats? Ronz and Beaveman jump from topic to topic of interest just like a good nerd should. Join them for this fun talk on Father's Day. Thank you all for listening. Support the show...
Jun 20, 2021•1 hr 19 min
Send us a text Toxic masculinity. What is that? Do we know? Of course not. We don't know much. We know Beaveman likes to smell like a campfire and the Ronz is infatuated with Tromondae. It is our first podcast together since the beginning of the pandemic. It is the first time Ronz had met Tromondae face to face. It is also the Ronz's birthday so help us celebrate. Thank you all for joining us. We know we are idiots, and that is ok, right? Support the show...
Jun 13, 2021•1 hr 27 min
Send us a text Anyone else think that a lot of the gifts we get are lame? The Beaveman does. Take for instance the journal the Swan got for him. It is supposed to make you ponder life and possibly provide insight into one's being. Or perhaps it is intended to be a record for future generations. Nah! That's a load of crap according to the Beaveman. You decide.On a serious note, the squad would like say a sincere thank you to the brave men and women that stood with our allies against the forces of...
Jun 07, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Send us a text It's that time of the week again. The squad assembles for a casual conversation. The Beaveman laughs about the things his mother says to him and how she expresses her disappointment. The Swan shares her experience with her stellar family. Congratulations to the Ronz on his accomplishments in martial arts. He is a black belt by the way. Have a safe memorial day. Take a moment to give thanks to those we lost who gave the ultimate sacrifice in service of our country. Support the show...
May 30, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Send us a text Tromondae has completed the original trilogy. But he is confused...Despite the fact he has watched Return of the Jedi twice. What the heck is confusing this guy? What doesn't he get? Will the Beaveman lose his mind trying to help Tromondae on his quest to understand the religion that is Star Wars? Guess you have to listen to find out. Don't worry Slaptail Nation, it isn't over yet. We are going to have to continue this conversation after, wait for it, Tromondae watches it a third ...
May 23, 2021•1 hr 17 min
Send us a text Do you know what existentialism is? No. Well that is ok, neither does the Beaveman or Swan. They also don't profess to know anything about it. Ronz wants to talk about it, so they assume the knows something about it. But does he? That is the question. Guess you have to listen to the podcast to find out. Support the show
May 16, 2021•1 hr 16 min
Send us a text Ever wonder if depictions of epic sword battles on TV and in the movies is accurate? Ever wonder if the swords, armor, and other weaponry are accurately depicted for the era? Well so do we. You may have several questions in your head. You may even prepare them ahead of time if you had planned for weeks to have a guest on your podcast whom is knowledgeable on the subject. Or you could be like Ronz and prepare absolutely nothing. Would he be Ronz if he did? Join the squad as they we...
May 09, 2021•1 hr 36 min
Send us a text May the 4th be with you! This is a great day and it is our honor and privilege to bring you extra content. Tromondae continues his quest for knowledge about the Star Wars universe. He finished watching The Empire Strikes Back and has questions. The Beaveman answers to the best of his ability, which is heavy in opinion of course. It is quite obvious that although the Beaveman rants about how much George Lucas pisses him off, he clearly loves the man for his gift to humanity. Not ne...
May 04, 2021•2 hr 4 min
Send us a text Tromondae continues his quest for knowledge about the Star Wars universe. On this episode, Tromondae asks questions after watching approximately 3/4 of The Empire Strikes Back. He has a very interesting perspective as he views these movies for the first time. Already we can see his new found love growing. We continue our conversation in part two and three which will be released on May 4th in commemoration of Star Wars. Thank you George Lucas for giving us this gift, even if the Be...
May 02, 2021•59 min
Send us a text Apparently Swan and Ronz are easily distracted. Big surprise. Show them a shiny object and they immediately lose focus. Beaveman takes this opportunity to administer a screening assessment for adult ADD/ADHD. Do they have it? Probably not. Who really knows? They are probably just a bit compulsive and definitely fruitier than a nut cake. Or is it nuttier than a fruit cake? Thanks for joining us! Support the show...
Apr 25, 2021•1 hr 19 min
Send us a text n truth he has only watched Episode IV, A New Hope, and that's ok. He is taking his time and really watching it and pondering the magnificence that is, Star Wars! According to the Beaveman he should watch it at least 30 more times. Join us for Tromondae's questions and for Ronz's attempts to get us in trouble with Disney and Facebook. The Swan comes along for the ride and participates in the fun. By the way, does anyone else have an aversion to clothing touching their wastes? Just...
Apr 18, 2021•1 hr 38 min
Send us a text After two years of asking Tromondae and even lending him the movies, Tromondae finally watches Star Wars, A New Hope. The Beaveman is overjoyed and foolishly optimistic about the influence it will have on Tromondae's life. Join us for the experience. As you can probably guess, Ronz gets yelled at almost immediately. The Beaveman is not a trivia expert on the genre, he just has a deep love for it. So trivia fans, don't get butt hurt if we don't know something. That's what the books...
Apr 11, 2021•1 hr 13 min
Send us a text It is just a chance to catch up and talk about whatever comes to mind, wherever the conversation takes them. Ronz had a plan but since he can rarely transition without making it too obvious, he usually doesn't end up executing that plan. Perhaps he does it on purpose so Beaveman doesn't yell at him. Support the show
Apr 04, 2021•1 hr 17 min
Send us a text Do you remember things accurately? Are we all just sharing false memories? Did this really happen? The Beaveman administers a little test to the Ronz and the Swan. Take the test with us. See if you get just as mad as the Beaveman did when he was talking about Tinker Bell. What memories do you have that you swear occurred but the proof is to the contrary? We hope you enjoy this episode. Stay safe Slaptail Nation! Thank you for taking this journey with us. Support the show...
Mar 28, 2021•1 hr 29 min
Send us a text Ronz likes Godzilla but only if it is lizard-like, not new lizard-like, old lizard like. Beaveman accuses Tromondae of not trying to understand white culture, and the squad discusses death. Dumb ways to die, how they want to die, you get the idea. Thanks for taking this journey through idiocy with us. Support the show
Mar 21, 2021•1 hr 29 min
Send us a text It's that time of the week again. The squad assembles to talk about the enormous growth the Swan has growing inside her, and no, it's not a tumor. They talk about habits of their children, and the future of the hump-having human race. We also get to hear about the first time the Beaveman cheated death. Yes, he has done it more then once. If you want to hear about the other times he may consider sharing if someone comments on the podcast positively. Finally, the Beaveman questions ...
Mar 14, 2021•1 hr 42 min
Send us a text On this episode the squad celebrates episode 52. The squad formed and released its first podcast episode on March 15, 2020. They talk about their year in review. But first, the Beaveman asks a compelling question that makes the Ronz a little uncomfortable. For our listeners, this may shock you considering the topics the Ronz seems to be comfortable discussing. Thanks for joining us and coming along for the ride. We appreciate all of you for listening and sharing this year with us....
Mar 07, 2021•1 hr 32 min
