It's the first Premier League win of the season for Ashwood City and it comes on the road at West Ham. For Patrick, Woody and Jess the celebrations are on hold as matchday goalscorer and prized asset Kyle Francis-Clarke has gone AWOL in London following the unexpected victory. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Additional Voices: Lucy-Jane Quinlan Thomas Mitchells Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Ep...
Sep 23, 2019•20 min•Season 2Ep. 8
The Europa League campaign kicks off in Rome, as Ashwood City take on AS Roma in their opening group game. Tensions with Kieran Broom continue to worsen as the side face a difficult challenge away from home. Esmonde Cole as KFC Allon Sylvain as Eric van Smit Adam Jarrell as Chris Well Additional Voices: Nalan Burgess Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Joel Emery Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content...
Sep 19, 2019•25 min•Season 2Ep. 7
The International break is over and Premier League football returns to Dartley Park as Ashwood City take on league leaders; Liverpool. Chief Executive Patrick Nolan has his work cut out to repair his relationships and reputation after the decision to relinquish the captaincy from Kieran Broom. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional Voices: Rhys Tees Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: A...
Sep 16, 2019•21 min•Season 2Ep. 6
The club react to the sad news that Ashwood legend Gerry Harkness has passed away. Meanwhile, Patrick's dubious financial endeavours are beginning to catch up with him as local journalist Gareth McAskill is tipped off. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Additional Voices: Nalan Burgess Rhys Tees Vanessa Emery Lucinda Shaw Luke Stevenson Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery...
Sep 02, 2019•25 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Following a home defeat to Wolves, Patrick and Woody find themselves waiting outside new Head Coach Eric Van Smit's office. With no confidence and no signal - the pair must formulate a plan to let the Head Coach know exactly how they feel about Ashwood's torrid start to the season. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger Additional Voices: Lucinda Shaw Luke Stevenson Joel Emery ...
Aug 26, 2019•22 min•Season 2Ep. 4
After a disappointing draw with newly-promoted Sheffield United, the Ashwood City fans want answers. The Club's hierarchy, however, have other issues to attend to. An unfortunate traffic jam only adds to the problems of Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Additional Voices: Thomas Mitchells Esmonde Cole Lucinda Shaw Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: J...
Aug 19, 2019•25 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Ashwood kick off their season away to Burnley and immediately face consequences from the result. With weeks of excessive spending behind him; Patrick is desperate to fix any squad issues before the next matchday. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Esmonde Cole as Howard Jagger Additional Voices: Nalan Burgess Thomas Mitchells Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery Edited by: Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery Executive Pro...
Aug 12, 2019•21 min•Season 2Ep. 2
After a summer of discontent, another managerial sacking and a few (mostly Dutch) signings, the new season is almost underway. With the initial difficulties of the transfer window, Ashwood's troubles deepen after the release of an indecent image allegedly picturing a member of the playing staff. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Additional Voices: Allon Sylvain John Brannoch Rhys Tees Nalan Burgess Tho...
Aug 08, 2019•37 min
The game is underway. The only thing standing between Ashwood City and Europa League football is Fulham FC. Woody is still nowhere to be seen as the tentative first half draws to a close. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Additional voices: Lucinda Shaw Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This podcast contains explicit...
May 13, 2019•24 min•Season 1Ep. 35
The takeover is under threat with an unexpected victory at Leicester City. With other league results in their favour, Ashwood find themselves in 7th and currently qualifying for the UEFA Europa League; which would cancel the sale due to the current ownership's stipulations on European football. Patrick Nolan is left to find a way to ensure the deal goes through and the chances of finishing 7th are quashed. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Wo...
May 06, 2019•25 min•Season 1Ep. 34
An immediate and unprecedented breakthrough in the future of Ashwood City as Omani billionaire Mohamed Al-Zawi prepares a £615m bid for the club. With the news spreading fast, Ashwood Head Coach Rod Meadows is preparing for life under the new regime. Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Elliot Gindi as Mohamed Al-Zawi Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executi...
Apr 29, 2019•21 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Whilst attending a team bonding week Patrick recounts to Woody his latest foray with Gary Briggs during the Easter weekend's victory against Wolverhampton Wanderers. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Directed by: Adam Jarrell Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. A...
Apr 22, 2019•27 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Patrick has met with Ashwood City owner Hutch Lewis at the US Masters in Augusta, Georgia to decide the future of their relationship and the club. Joining him on the business trip are Jess Tate and Chris 'Woody' Woodall who are taking in some of the golf that's on offer. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Rhys Tees as Hutch Lewis Additional voices: Lucinda Shaw Nalan Burgess Vanessa Emery Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Ada...
Apr 15, 2019•23 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Off the back of the defeat to Liverpool; Ashwood are dealing with the fallout from Willy Amadou's celebration in which he used the corner flag to simulate gunfire. With the club under scrutiny, it would seem Patrick is going about his normal business in trying to throw Chief Operating Officer Gary Briggs under the bus. Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Additional voices: Alex Marshall Thomas Mitchells ...
Apr 08, 2019•24 min•Season 1Ep. 30
With enormous pressure mounting on the club, Patrick has seen an opportunity to win over the support of the ownership by adapting Head Coach Rod Meadows negative tactics. Leading the playing-style negotiations is Chris 'Woody' Woodall; as the Sporting Director and Suspended Chairman attempt to have a say on what happens on the pitch. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: ...
Apr 01, 2019•31 min•Season 1Ep. 29
Patrick offers his conditions to withdraw as Chairman and return as Chief-Executive under Hutch's ownership. With the board refusing his offer, Patrick looks to take vengeance on their upcoming home fixture against Newcastle. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Additional voices: Nalan Burgess Lucinda Shaw Luke Stevenson Rhys Tees Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam J...
Mar 18, 2019•26 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Ashwood City are looking to entertain various potential corporate clients and sponsors for next season; permitting Premier League survival. As the club look to send staff on various networking trips - Jess and Woody have made their own personal excursion to a more prestigious venue. Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Execut...
Mar 11, 2019•22 min•Season 1Ep. 27
An Englishman, An Irishman and A Scotsman walk into a Barcelona training camp... Ashwood City send Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall to convince club hot prospect Javier Cabello to return to England and fulfill his schoolboy contract. Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Paul Bullion as Ethan Jones John Walsh Brannoch as Colin Walsh Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Additional voices: Lucinda Shaw Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Produ...
Mar 04, 2019•22 min•Season 1Ep. 26
After being suspended from the club, Patrick is exploring ways to get back into power. Old friends in low places secure him a meeting with a lawyer to assist. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall George Still as Geoff Monroe Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This...
Feb 25, 2019•20 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Gary Briggs, the newly appointed Ashwood City Chief Operating Officer is finalising his contract along with Alex Morrison, a Marketing Director, as the club add key additions to their office staff. The new arrivals however; struggle to fit in with club stalwarts Jess Tate and Chris 'Woody' Woodall. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Additional voices: Rhys Tees Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by...
Feb 11, 2019•21 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Ashwood City have gone viral thanks to a racially motivated incident in a local McDonald's. Jess has arranged a trip to the Ashwood Children's Hospital to provide some much needed PR and connection with the young fanbase. In an effort to spread the joy; Patrick has arrived with some gifts from the club shop. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional voices: Lucinda Shaw Rhys Tees Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jar...
Feb 04, 2019•24 min•Season 1Ep. 23
The Ivan Lloyd deal is in its final moments and the Ashwood City hierarchy contend with the unexpected appearance of Liverpool midfielder Harry Weaver in their staff car park. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional voices: Lucinda Shaw Rhys Tees Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listener...
Jan 31, 2019•20 min•Season 1Ep. 22
A leaked disgruntled conference held with the written press by Rod Meadows hits home following suspicious activity during a sports science program at the training ground. Tension is rising at the club as the likelihood of selling Ivan Lloyd suddenly becomes very real. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional voices: Lucinda Shaw Luke Stevenson Joel Emery Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarr...
Jan 21, 2019•23 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Back-to-back wins have put Ashwood into 14th and now they face the prospect of Crystal Palace at home. Pre-match, Ashwood are looking to announce a major new signing and have hired a specialist events company for the announcement. Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Nicola Kill as Kate Sinclair Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This podcast contains e...
Jan 14, 2019•23 min•Season 1Ep. 20
It's time for the FA Cup Third Round and The Kent Derby. Off the back of an encouraging run under new manager Rod Meadows the Ashwood City bus is stopped in its tracks outside Priestfield Stadium in Gillingham as the local crowds block its approach. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Jan 07, 2019•21 min•Season 1Ep. 19
MERRY CHRISTMAS The Offensive will return on Monday 7th January with an FA Cup special. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Rhys Tees as Hutch Lewis Oliver Dowling as Benedict Rice Denis Michallet as Felix Grosjean Joel Emery as Dan Watson Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find obj...
Dec 24, 2018•41 min•Season 1Ep. 18
With the transfer window opening in just over two weeks and with a new Head Coach lined up to replace the struggling Felix Grosjean; Ashwood are conducting their annual transfer committee. Amidst the chaotic player recruitment and research, Patrick is looking to sign his player that will secure funds for Thomas Fell and ensure Patrick receives 15% of the club for a cut price. Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Additional voices: Rhys T...
Dec 17, 2018•21 min•Season 1Ep. 17
As Ashwood are drawn against Kent rivals Gillingham in the FA Cup third round; Patrick has gone AWOL from the club as he attempts to close in on his purchase of the Ashwood City shares. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Maude Hirst as Elaine Keller Additional voices: Joel Emery Oliver Dowling Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This podcast contains e...
Dec 10, 2018•21 min•Season 1Ep. 16
As Ashwood prepare for the visit of Liverpool, Patrick is infuriated following derogatory comments about Ashwood from Jurgen Klopp and various analysts within the mainstream media. In an effort to enact revenge and give Ashwood the upper hand in the game he and Woody take drastic steps. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional voices: Rhys Tees Nalan Burgess Jonny Blain Joel Emery Episode written by: Joel Emery Directed by: Adam J...
Dec 03, 2018•21 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Another defeat - this time away to relegation candidates Huddersfield Town, leaves Ashwood in the bottom three for the first time this season. The ownership begin to have mixed feelings about their Head Coach Felix Grosjean; leaving Patrick, Jess and Woody tasked with planning for the future. For Patrick, the vote of confidence from the board members takes an opportunistic turn... Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Episode written by: ...
Nov 26, 2018•24 min•Season 1Ep. 14
