Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. It's survival horror month here in this drafty house and it's Jeff's week to pick. You know what that means? A movie from the 90's. The boys watched Ravenous, starring friend of the pod, Guy Peirce. Where does this movie rank among Mark's all time favorite films? If you want to find out, grab your favorite cut of formerly alive animal, a tall glass of blood, and enjoy this weeks episode. IMDB Synopsis: In a remote military outpost in the 19th c...
Mar 16, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 11
Running through the woods. Dodging bullets, arrows, and BEARS...oh my! We're back in the midst of survival horror month with this week's review of the 2015 Best Picture contender, The Revenant. Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hardy, Domhnall Gleeson, and Will Poulter. Tune in to find out if this week's episode hit the theme, why bear rape is a thing, and what Jeff's favorite DiCaprio film really is... IMDB synopsis "A frontiersman on a fur trading expedition in the 1820s fights for survival afte...
Mar 09, 2023•59 min•Season 4Ep. 10
Not sure if you are Ready or Not, but it's Survival Horror month. Join Mark and Jeff as they try to make it through March without having to sacrifice each other to ensure the success of the Draft House. First up... Ready or Not. Want to know how much money Monopoly makes? Sorry we don't know. What we do know is if our lead this week will go to jail after the events of the film. Wanna find out? Press play! IMDB Synopsis: A bride's wedding night takes a sinister turn when her eccentric new in-laws...
Mar 02, 2023•57 min•Season 4Ep. 9
It's another DRAFT NIGHT you sons of bitches! We close out "musicians who also happen to be ok at acting" month with the Harmony Korine directed film from 2012, Spring Breakers starring James Franco, Vanessa Hudgens (not the focus of the theme...even though she could be), Selena Gomez (the focus of the theme, no matter what Jeff says), Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine. Oh yea, Gucci Mane makes an appearance as well! Tune in to find out what the boob counter is at so far on the pod, why Jeff hates...
Feb 23, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 4Ep. 8
Musicians in Movies month keeps rolling with the beat. This week it's John Singletons Poetic Justice. Tune in to find out which of us has tried Old English. Who Mark thinks is loose, and what Marchs theme will be. Serious question, do mail trucks run on diesel? IMDB Synopsis: Grieving hairdresser, Justice, goes on a road trip from South Central L.A. to Oakland on a mail truck alongside her friend and a postal worker which she cannot stand Music this month is brought to you by Charleston, WV hip-...
Feb 16, 2023•57 min•Season 4Ep. 7
We did it, fellow Draft House(rs)! We finally got a film that both Mark and Jeff agreed on! Rejoice with your own Super Mario voice! Tune in this week as we reviewed the 2021 Ridley Scott directed drama House of Gucci starring Lady Gaga, Adam Driver, Jared Leto, Al Pacino, and Jeremy Irons. Tune in to find out why Jeff loves Jared Leto (again?), why Mark hates Lady Gaga scenes, why Jeff doesn't want to punch Forest Whitaker in the face, and why going rouge on Twitter is not in the cards for this...
Feb 09, 2023•53 min•Season 4Ep. 6
It sure is hard being a business man! Welcome to The Movie Draft House. New month, as always, means new theme. For February its Movies Starring Musicians month. We start off with Master P, leader of the No Limit Soldiers, and writer of I Got the Hook Up. The boys go to the strip club corner. Mark talks about cell phone tech, and we find out who Lil Bow Wow's dad is. Synopsis from IMDB : Two small-time scam artists, Black and Blue, sell boomboxes and broken TVs from their van in a parking lot. Wh...
Feb 02, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 5
Welcome back, Movie Draft Housers! It's the last week of sibling director's month (and it's DRAFT NIGHT!), so you know we had to snap on it. This week we reviewed the 2022 romantic-comedy-adventure film The Lost City directed by Aaron & Adam Nee, starring (the queen) Sandra Bullock, Channing Tatum, Daniel Radcliffe, and Brad Pitt! Tune in to find out why Jeff loves good romance films, why Mark loves a good, chiseled ass, and why Jeff continues to draft bad films... IMDB synopsis "A reclusive...
Jan 26, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 4
Knock knock, guess who lurks outside your window? It's those draft house boys, back for week 3 of sibling directors month. This week it's the Farrelly bros. and their 2nd Jim Carrey classic, Me , Myself, and Irene. That's a lot of commas! What's the Jim Carrey Mt. Rushmore of movies? Has Mark ran into issues with poultry while in the field of police work? Stop reading this and give it a listen to find out! IMDB Synopsis: A nice-guy cop with Dissociative Identity Disorder must protect a woman on ...
Jan 19, 2023•56 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Hey you draft housers! We're in the middle of "Sibling Filmmakers" month here on the podcast and this week we reviewed the ICONIC drama "No Country for Old Men" from 2007 directed by the Coen Brothers, starring Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem, Josh Brolin, and Woody Harrellson. Tune in to find out why editing is hard, recording is harder, and why Jeff is reluctant to love good films. IMDB synopsis "Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon a drug deal gone wrong and more than two mil...
Jan 12, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 2
Happy New Year house drafters! New year, new month, new music, new theme. Here I thought it was still Ricci Month. January is Sibling Directors month. Why not start off with the Wachowskis? Speed Racer is Jeff's pick to start the month off. Who should be the next Batman? Could the Wachowskis make the best Power Rangers movie? Tune in and find out. Music this month is brought to you by alternative pop-trap artist Sophie Hunter. The track is Fight!, and it SLAMS! Find her music at the links below ...
Jan 05, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays you Draft Housers! We've made it! Our last episode of the year and we're going out with a bang (literally...Christina Ricci). We close out the year with Ricci's most provocative film ever, the 2006 seedy film Black Snake Moan starring Ricci, Samuel L. Jackson, Justin Timberlake, and more! Tune in for our discussion on violence against women (spoilers...we hate it), David Banner (!!!), Ricci's tits (they're fake...), and so much more! IMDB synopsis..."A God-fe...
Dec 29, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Season 3Ep. 32
As the sun begins to set on 2022, a full moon rises. This week we review Cursed. Ricci has been our focus this month, but leave it to Jessie Eisenberg to try to go full emo and be the center of discussion. Synopsis from IMDB : A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of three young adults who, after being mauled by the beast, learn they must kill it in order to avoid becoming werewolves themselves. Music this month is brought to you by the hip-hop raggae group Through The Roots with the...
Dec 22, 2022•57 min•Season 3Ep. 31
What happens when you pick an average film as part of Christina Ricci month? Our shortest episode ever! Tune in to find out why Christina Ricci can do no wrong, why we love Tyrion Lanister, why James McAvoy is the best X-Men of them all, and what we're going to do about watching bad films moving forward (hint: nothing). IMDB synopsis..."A modern romantic tale about a young aristocratic heiress born under a curse that can only be broken when she finds true love with "one who will accept her as on...
Dec 15, 2022•38 min•Season 3Ep. 30
Who else is getting hot and bothered during Ricci month? Mark is. Week 2 gives us the latest Ricci film Monstrous. This week we discuss the value of a twist, how Mark feels about Ricci, poor child acting, and how Mark feels about Ricci some more. Also we get a preview of 30 days of Leto. IMDB Synopsis: Story centers on a traumatized woman fleeing from her abusive ex-husband with her 7-year-old son. In their new, remote sanctuary they find they have a bigger, more terrifying monster to deal with....
Dec 08, 2022•51 min•Season 3Ep. 29
Hey! It's the most wonderful time of the year!...no, not Christmas you sickos. It's Christina Ricci month on the podcast! We're kicking the month off with some nostalgia! This week we reviewed the 1995 "adventure" film Gold Diggers: The Secret of Bear Mountain starring Christina Ricci and Anna Chlumsky. Tune in to find out why Jeff went on an adventure of his own, why this movie sucks, why Mark loves Christina Ricci, and why we hit a Movie Draft House first and reviewed TWO films?!? IMDB synopsi...
Dec 01, 2022•59 min•Season 3Ep. 28
No more bathroom stops are our Road Trip month! The last stop is Joy Ride starting Steve Zahn and Paul Walker. We spend some time in the police corner, come up with our trucker names, and debate the effect The Fast and the Furious had on Joy Ride. Also it's draft night! IMDB Synopsis: Three young people on a road trip from Colorado to New Jersey talk to a trucker on their CB radio, then must escape when he turns out to be a psychopathic killer. Music this month is brought to you by the Canadian ...
Nov 24, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 27
What happens when you watch a movie and decide to cancel it? Wild Hogs. Continuing our theme of Road Trip films for the month of November 2022 we reviewed the 2007 road trip comedy starring Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, William H. Macy, Marisa Tomei, and Ray Liotta (RIP in peace). Tune in to see why we canceled this one, what made 2007 so different in Hollywood, why Jeff loves Mike Flanagan but hates being called Jeffrey (hint! you're not his mom!). IMDB synopsis..."A group of subur...
Nov 17, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 26
Who's ready to learn about bathroom etiquette? When is it ok to speak? Should I pull my pants all the way down at the urinal? If you see a fish shirt and you are curious about what kind of fish is on the fish shirt, what is the proper way to find that information? Mark and Jeff spend this episode taking you through all the possible scenarios you could run in to when using a public restroom. These rules may not apply in Australia though. Oh, we also talking about the movie Road Games. IMDB Synops...
Nov 10, 2022•56 min•Season 3Ep. 25
Oh it's another new month here on the pod? Y'all know what that means! New theme! This month the boys are reviewing Road Trip films, what with the Thanksgiving holiday coming up, and we're starting the month off with a CLASSIC! We reviewed the bluegrass BANGAR from 2000, O Brother, Where Art Thou, directed by the Coen Brothers, starring George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson, John Goodman, Holly Hunter, Chris Thomas King, and Charles Durning. Tune in to find out why Jeff hates good film...
Nov 03, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 24
Welcome back to the Spooky Bat House! It's actually Halloween day. To celebrate we look at the "fresh" take on The Munsters, as made by Robert Bartleh Cummings AKA Rob Zombie. It's rated PG?! Lots of color, no gore, and a stand up set done with a metal band. Is it good? Take a listen and find out. Synopsis from IMDB : Reboot of "The Munsters", that followed a family of monsters who moves from Transylvania to an American suburb. Music this month is brought to you by the Charlottesville, Virginia ...
Oct 31, 2022•1 hr
You bet your ass it's Vampire Month here in the draft house! Did we save the best for last? Well, if you haven't quite gotten enough vamp'n, this weeks film will give you your fill. We watched Bordello of Blood, the second of two Tales from the Crypt movies. The first being Demon Knight. Haven't seen the first one? No worries, neither did Mark. Bordello is a stand alone story. The boob counter was pushed past its limits! I feel like I am forgetting something... oh yeah! IT'S FUGGIN' DRAFT NIGHT!...
Oct 27, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 22
What's the Spooky Month unless you're watching indie horror films that may or may not be about vampires? This week, as we continued Vampire month here on the podcast, we watched My Heart Can't Beat Unless You Tell It To from 2020, directed by first-timer Jonathan Cuartas, starring Patrick Fugit, Ingrid Sophie Schram, and Owen Campbell. This may officially be the longest titled movie we ever watch. Join us as we dive into what constitutes a vampire film, Christmas year-round, Jeff's favorite bloo...
Oct 20, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 21
Naked Sexy Space Vampires! I mean, if that doesn't pull you in, I don't know what will. Its vampire month here in the house of draft. The boys look at the 1985 Tobe Hooper... classic? Can you even vampire bro? You've seen the wrestling corner, and the police corner. Now prepare yourself for the [redacted] corner. You must be 18 or older to enter and have a valid ID. LFG! IMDB Synopsis: A race of space vampires arrives in London and infects the populace, beginning an apocalyptic descent into chao...
Oct 13, 2022•45 min•Season 3Ep. 20
Boo! We're back! It's the month of October 2022 and we're fucking around with vampires...This week we reviewed the 1996 horror classic From Dusk Till Dawn, directed by Robert Rodriguez, starring George Clooney, Quentin Tarantino, Harvey Keitel, Juliette Lewis, and more! Tune in to find out why - yet again - Jeff hates Quentin Tarantino. Why Mark is down with putting his toes in Tarantino's mouth to get into Hollywood, why we love prosthetics and more! IMDB synopsis "Two criminals and their hosta...
Oct 06, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 19
We have 100% completed drug month! Closing the month with Limitless, where we see the Police Corner return, hear about Hub search history results, and George Clooney deep fakes. It's also draft month, and the boys want dem vampires! Space vampires!!! IMDB Synopsis: A mysterious pill that enables the user to access 100% of his brain's abilities transforms a struggling writer into a financial wizard, but it also puts him in a new world with many dangers. Directed by Neil Burger Starring Bradley Co...
Sep 29, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 18
Welcome back to The Movie Draft House! We're in the highs of drugs month here on the pod (see what we did there??)! This week Jeff and Mark reviewed the 2017 Doug Liman directed action flick American Made starring Tom Cruise, Domhnall Gleeson, Sarah Wright, and Jesse Plemmons. Tune in to find out why Jeff likes the simple things, why Mark hates planes, and why Doug Liman is no Martin Scorsese. IMDB synopsis "The story of Barry Seal, an American pilot who became a drug-runner for the CIA in the 1...
Sep 22, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 17
It's week 3 of drug month and after last week, experimenting with harder drugs, the boy take it easy with some good ol' marijuana. This episode we spend some time in the police corner, get into bail bonds, and discuss our favorite Chappelle show skit. IMDB Synopsis: The story of three not so bright men who come up with a series of crazy schemes to get a friend out of jail. Directed by Tamra Davis Starring Dave Chappelle , Guillermo Diaz , Harland Williams , and Jim Breuer Music this month is bro...
Sep 15, 2022•47 min•Season 3Ep. 16
What happens when Jeff has to review a film that he "hates"? He secretly loves...ass to ass! The Draft House is back during DRUGS month - August 2022 - with our review of the 2000 film Requiem for a Dream directed by Darren Aronofsky and starring Jared Leto, Jennifer Connelly, Ellen Burstyn, Marlon Wayans, Christopher McDonald and Keith David. Tune in to find out why musical compositions are dope (pun intended?), why Jeffy Poopy hates dark films, why Mark is a huge 30 Seconds to Mars fan, and mo...
Sep 08, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 15
Mark and Jeff graduated in August, and are celebrating by going on a drug bender all September by watching movies that focus on drugs and drug use. We start of with Philip K. Dick's A Scanner Darkly. School of Rock this is not. Keanu butters bread, RDJ gets ripped off, and animation causes nausea. IMDB Synopsis: An undercover cop in a not-too-distant future becomes involved with a dangerous new drug and begins to lose his own identity as a result. Diirected by Richard Linklater Starring Keanu Re...
Sep 01, 2022•48 min•Season 3Ep. 14
