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Chief Hiking Officer

A Virginia brewery announced it is seeking a "Chief Hiking Officer" who would be paid $20,000 to spend five to seven months hiking the Appalachian Trail and drinking beer. The Devil's Backbone Brewing Co., based in Lexington, said it is accepting applications from people to "love hiking and beer" to take on the unique job. The winning applicant will be granted the "Chief Hiking Officer" title and be flown out to trail head in 2021 for a 2,200 mile hike. The hiker, who would tackle the trail betw...

Smut and Eggs with Porn in The Morn at Bennett's Meadowood Country Club

In Wisconsin, there's a dive bar called Bennett's Meadowood Country Club and since 1977 they've been offering something called "porn in the morn." Also called "Smut and Eggs," the bar offers customers the opportunity to eat reasonably priced breakfast specials while watching hardcore porn in a private room every Saturday and Sunday morning. Despite the name, Bennett's isn't a country club. It's a bar down the street from a couple of auto body shops and an HVAC repair company. But on a Sunday aft...

The History of The Pueblo Chile

Denver International Airport: The New World Airport of The Illuminati

Denver International Airport: The New World Airport of The Illuminati

Chunky Dunky: Don't swallow too soon. 12 seconds in your mouth is ideal.

I'm not sure exercising and eating pints of ice cream necessarily go hand-in-hand, but here you go. Nike and Ben & Jerry's have teamed up to make a SHOE. It's called the Nike SB Dunk Low x Ben & Jerry's . . . or the "Chunky Dunky." . . . and they started showing up in stores over the weekend. The shoes basically look like a pint of Ben & Jerry's on your feet. They have the bright blue, green, and yellow colors . . . plus the black and white cow print all over. And if you want a pair . . . well, ...

Half Naked Old Dudes

The "Chuck" in Chuck Norris isn't short for Charles . . . it's short for Carlos.

The "Chuck" in Chuck Norris isn't short for Charles . . . it's short for Carlos. Carlos Norris got Coronavirus. Now the Coronavirus is in isolation. Carlos Norris's Blood Type is AK-47. Carlos Norris can speak French... In Russian. Carlos Norris can speak braille. Carlos Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.

You Must Be Yolking

Skweezy Jibbs and The 4 Piece Nuggs

Times are tough and nothing beats free. So when a man, who goes by Skweezy Jibbs on Twitter, heard Wendy's was giving away free four-piece chicken nuggets last Thursday, he made sure he took full advantage of the situation. Skweezy went to no less than 11 Wendy's restaurants in the greater Portland and Vancouver area - twice. He actually had employees put the nuggets into a frying pan that he drove around with, so he could practice social distancing and do his best to stay six feet away from the...

Fecal Shedding

Monday, April 27th 2020

Magnesium Citrate

The TOM BRADY Tampa Bay Follies continue. First, he got kicked out of a closed park where he was trying to practice . . . and now he's walking into random people's houses. NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation is returning to primetime with a one-off, scripted reunion special next week. Amy Poehler will be joined by original cast members Chris Pratt, Nick Offerman, Adam Scott, Rob Lowe, Rashida Jones, Aubrey Plaza, Aziz Ansari, Retta, and Jim O'Heir on Thursday, April 30 at 8:30 p.m. ET/PT. At one tim...

Gronk's D

No wonder Rob Gronkowski can't wait to reunite with Tom Brady on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers! This week, Gronk gushed about how flattered he was when Brady recently described his manhood as "amazing." Brady also said in an interview earlier this month about his former Patriots teammate, "Gronk would get naked and literally throw his towel over his shoulder...he didn’t give a s**t." When asked this week about Brady's comments, Gronk replied, "Well, he did describe it as looking amazing, which I thin...

False Sense of Security

Today in 1970, the first "Earth Day" was observed in an effort to promote the preservation of the environment. Now over 100 countries celebrate the special day to make the world a better place! Netflix announced Tuesday that it added more than 2.3 million new subscribers in the U.S. between January and March, and a whopping 13.5 million worldwide. South Korea's top professional baseball league, the Korean Baseball Organization (KBO), announced Tuesday that it will resume its delayed season on Ma...

Is Miley Cyrus Pregnant?

Is Miley Cyrus Pregnant?

Hand Gravy

Aspiring Twitch Streamers

What Day Is This? It's Wednesday.

Non-Casual Tuesday

Tompa Bay or Tampa Brady?

Tompa Bay or Tampa Brady?

Easter Egg Porn

Talk about packing light! A woman from Colorado was arrested at New Orleans' Louis Armstrong Airport last week after she walked into the facility fully naked. Mariel Vergara made her way to a Spirit Airlines ticket counter in nothing but her birthday suit. By the time law enforcement arrived, she had put on a dress--but the 27-year-old Vergara still got arrested because she didn't have on any underwear and the dress was short enough to show off her genitals. She also refused to leave the airport...

Relax Your Throat

Yesterday we told you the NFL wasn’t going to slow down the league’s first ever virtual draft—which is just two weeks away—for teams that had any computer glitches. But now it seems the league is softening its stance after a league source said yesterday that the NFL will be prepared to show flexibility in the event that a genuine technical breakdown happens. In late April, for example, thunderstorms tend to happen on a fairly regular basis. Chances are that, somewhere in the U.S., a storm will b...

Speaking Moistly

For years, the word “moist” has been at the top of the annual “most hated words” list. So, kudos to Canadian PM Justin Trudeau for using a version of the word during a MUCH watched coronavirus news conference. Trudeau was explaining new face mask guidance, which is obviously part of a serious situation. When the PM noted about the benefits of wearing a mask that “ it can be helpful as it prevents you from "breathing or speaking moistly" on others,” he immediately cringed and said “ughh what a te...

The Cutest, Sweetest, Yellowiest and Marshmallowiest

Today in 30AD, scholars' estimate was Jesus' crucifixion by Roman troops in Jerusalem. Today in 1963, at the age of 23, Jack Nicklaus became the youngest golfer to win "the Green Jacket" at the Masters Tournament. He held the mantle until 1997 – when 21-year-old Tiger Woods won the coveted coat. Today in 2003, American troops captured Baghdad; Saddam Hussein's regime fell days later. April 7th is National Beer Day! How do most people celebrate St. Patrick’s Day? Drinking. Cinco De Mayo? Drinking...

Murder, Mayhem and Madness

If you can’t get enough of “Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness,” you’ll love this. There will be one more episode of reality docuseries. Los Angeles Dodger Justin Turner – one of the show’s super fans – tweeted out Jeff Lowe’s announcement, which you can see on the right. Look for it for it in a week. Meanwhile, Joe Exotic has been talking from prison. Netflix tweeted out a video of him answering questions. One of the things he wants his fans to know is that he’s through with the Carole Bask...

Well Done and Uncut

Joe Exotic may be a larger-than-life character in “Tiger King,” but even he’s not immune to COVID-19. As you know, he’s currently serving 22 years for a murder-for-hire plot against his archenemy, Carole Baskin. According to Eric Goode and Rebecca Chaiklin, the directors of the Netflix docuseries, the man also known as Joe Maldanado-Passage – who was recently transferred from a county jail to a federal penitentiary in Texas – is in isolation. Because there was a coronavirus outbreak at the count...

Scott Wilson of Saving Abel

Scott Wilson is a professional touring/recording bass player with a versatile performing style and background vocal expertise. This combination of skills have landed him on many notable sound stages. He is a member of the band SAVING ABEL, the band most noted for the multi-platinum single “Addicted“. Scott was previously the second longest standing member of the platinum selling band Tantric, where he performed vocals and bass. Tantric went on to have many chart topping hits and a Grammy nominat...

Happy Ending Burritos

Here are some of the major coronavirus developments that are making headlines right now . . . 1. Coronavirus is now the third-highest cause of death in the U.S., leading to more deaths on a daily basis than heart disease and cancer. It has surpassed Alzheimer's, strokes, chronic lung disease, and accidents. The current official government projection of 100,000 to 240,000 American deaths would surpass World War One, the Vietnam War, the Korean War, and Desert Storm. 2. It's definitely looking lik...

Cadbury Crème Egg

It feels like everything's been cancelled because of the crisis. But here are five things you can STILL look forward to in April . . . 1. First and foremost: Experts think we'll see the number of coronavirus cases start to trend DOWN later this month. Probably peaking in about two weeks. So stay safe, hang tight, and remember it won't last forever. 2. Sports are on hold right now. But WrestleMania is happening this weekend. And the first round of the NFL Draft is still scheduled for April 23rd. ...

Free Taco Tuesday

Today in 1918, the U.S. switched to Daylight Savings Time for the first time. The time change left enough light for many activities, especially in farming areas. Today in 1973, Ken Norton defeated Muhammad Ali in a 12-round split decision. Ali had his jaw broken during the fight. Today in 1993, Brandon Lee, the son of actor Bruce Lee, died of abdominal wounds after being shot by a .44 caliber bullet from a gun that was supposed to be rigged with blanks. He was filming a scene for the movie “The ...