Send us a text We’re back, b tches. After a short summer break filled with meat sweats and mental breakdowns, the Funky Panther trio returns to shove brisket, burnout, and batsh t headlines right into your earholes. Chad, Javier, and Tim go full Texas savage, starting with the 2025 BBQ rankings—DFW’s laying pipe all over the state, with Goldee's and Dayne's making mouths (and arteries) explode. We build the ultimate meat plate that would make a cardiologist cry. #BBQPorn #TexasMeatCult Then Tim ...
Jul 11, 2025•1 hr 48 min
Send us a text Texas is at war, but not with crime, poverty, or actual danger. Nope, Lt. Gov. Dan “Buzzkill” Patrick is busy trying to nuke hemp from orbit, calling regulated THC products “poisonous” without a single shred of evidence. Translation? He’s either high on his own supply of bullshit or getting off kneecapping an $8 billion industry while 53,000 jobs circle the drain. We drag this political clown show through the mud and hand the mic to real business owners, like Hometown Hero's CEO, ...
Jun 11, 2025•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 198
Send us a text They vanished for two months—and no, they weren’t in rehab (probably). But now the boys are BACK, and chaos reigns supreme in Episode 197 of The Funky Panther . Think less "warm reunion" and more "group therapy session with snacks and sarcasm." Chad and Tim crawl out from their academic hellholes to humblebrag about finals, while Javier dives into the emotional minefield of health woes, family drama, and the eternal quest for a ‘Good Job, Son’ from a dad who thinks feelings are fo...
May 29, 2025•1 hr 38 min
Send us a text Buckle the f*ck up, because The Funky Panther just dropped an episode that smells like incense, ego death, and pure audio chaos. Musician and part-time sweat demon Ben C Jones is back—flexible, funky, and freshly cooked from his daily 105-degree hot yoga cult . Spoiler: his chakras are aligned, his joints are loose, and he might’ve accidentally joined a tantric death spiral. Enlightenment optional. While Ben’s finding nirvana in a puddle of his own BO, Chad escapes Fort Worth and ...
Apr 24, 2025•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 196
Send us a text You’re gonna die someday—might as well make it count. In this brutally honest episode, we talk with Kevin, a tissue procurement specialist (yes, that’s a real job), who spends his days elbow-deep in the stuff you leave behind when you check that little box on your driver’s license. Spoiler: he’s not here to steal your kidneys in a back alley—he’s here to save lives. From slinging HDMI cables at Best Buy to preserving human limbs with surgical precision, Kevin breaks down what real...
Apr 11, 2025•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 195
Send us a text What do you get when three degenerates dig up cringey home videos, debate astronaut nut trajectories, and confess to hoarding junk like emotional support USB cables? Pure, unfiltered chaos—welcome to The Funky Panther. Javier stumbles upon a camcorder from his hormone-riddled youth and unleashes footage so humiliating it should be classified under the Geneva Convention. Naturally, this spirals into a confessional about the crap we cling to for no reason—shoeboxes, old tech, and pr...
Mar 31, 2025•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 194
Send us a text We've all been there—stomach rumbling, cold sweat forming, and no bathroom in sight. In this episode, we expose our most humiliating, panic-inducing bathroom disasters that will make you grateful for every flushable toilet you've ever encountered. From desperate public dump decisions to fully-naked survival tactics , this is the episode you never knew you needed. Then, we take a hard left into insanity with the "Brown Note" conspiracy —a sound frequency rumored to make you lose to...
Mar 19, 2025•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 193
Send us a text The unthinkable has happened—Luka Dončić has been snatched from the Dallas Mavericks and shipped off to the Lakers, leaving us spiraling into a full-blown existential crisis. But was this just another ruthless NBA business move, or is Mark Cuban playing 4D chess to tank the franchise and relocate to Vegas? The conspiracy theories are flying faster than trade rumors, and we’re here to break it all down—mock funerals, fan meltdowns, and all. As we wrestle with whether to abandon our...
Mar 12, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 192
Send us a text Is your beer stash a sexy investment or just a fridge full of overpriced regrets? We pop open some aged Goose Island Bourbon County Stout to see if beer collecting is a high-class hobby or just a bougie way to justify borderline alcoholism. Jesse’s decluttering tips hit harder than a morning hangover, sparking a debate about what’s worth saving and what needs to be chugged before it goes bad—just like your dreams. Then, we dive deep into a cowboy kink phase no one asked for. Can y...
Jan 24, 2025•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 191
Send us a text $350 champagne with a greasy burger? That’s the kind of culinary anarchy we’re bringing to Episode 190 of The Funky Panther. Mikey finally resurfaces after three years of hiding—probably avoiding our calls—and we’re diving face-first into Fort Worth’s wine scene. Magnolia Wine Bar, 61 Osteria, Bowie House… yeah, we’re basically sommeliers now, except we pair everything with fries. Oh, and did we mention our AI Christmas album? It’s either a masterpiece or a cry for help—jury’s sti...
Dec 31, 2024•2 hr 2 min•Ep. 190
Send us a text What if your cowboy hat wasn’t just a fashion flex but a gateway to your final form ? This week, The Funky Panther goes full identity crisis, morphing from smooth-talking Charlie Crockett to full-throttle Tiger King insanity. It’s less "saddle up" and more "unhinge completely." We also crack open the cursed tomb of The Guy Game (yes, that sleazy relic) and roast the depravity of the “Girls Gone Wild” era. Spoiler: Some ‘90s nostalgia should stay buried. Then it’s off to Texas, whe...
Dec 12, 2024•2 hr 2 min•Ep. 189
Send us a text This week, we’re unpacking a travel nightmare where personal space gets tossed out the window, literally. Add in ghost sightings at the infamous Crescent Hotel and TV shows awkwardly sidestepping 9/11, and you’ve got a recipe for unsettling hilarity. Oh, and switching our allegiance from the Dallas Cowboys to Gilmore Girls ? Yeah, we went there. Virtual reality isn’t much better—what’s supposed to be the future of tech feels more like a cesspool of humanity’s worst impulses. It’s ...
Nov 28, 2024•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 188
Send us a text Think holding hands across America could fix the world's problems? Neither do we—but we’re here to brainstorm anyway. Join The Funky Panther as we dive headfirst into the chaos of race, immigration, and a totally fictional (but hilarious) Mexican car industry. With our signature humor and zero qualifications, we tackle the big stuff, sprinkle in sharp satire, and somehow keep it all entertaining. But wait, there’s more! Inspired by Adam Sandler’s "Spaceman," we take a hard left in...
Nov 21, 2024•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 187
Send us a text What happens when you mix a home birth story with the wild antics of Joe Exotic? You get an episode that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining! We're thrilled to have our buddy Dank817, aka the Big Shark from Too High, back with us in the studio. We kick things off by laughing over memories of our past sessions, including that unforgettable smoky recording incident. Dank opens up about his struggles with confidence in his music career and how the support from his crew is reigni...
Nov 08, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 186
Send us a text Ever wondered what Halloween would look like through the eyes of a country musician or a mischievous Batman? Join us for this week's episode of the Funky Panther where we transform Halloween into a whimsical country music extravaganza. From imagining adults trick-or-treating to laughing about costume bar-hopping, we usher you into a world where cowboy hats meet candy corn and a crime-free Gotham makes Batman hit the sweets. Our creative musings might even inspire you to craft your...
Oct 31, 2024•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 185
Send us a text Prepare for a whirlwind of laughter and storytelling as we recount our Austin City Limits (ACL) weekend escapades, full of memorable moments and fashion faux pas. Chad's bold fashion choice had us in stitches, setting the tone for a festival filled with vibrant energy and hilarious encounters with fans like Christy. Whether it was the awe of past performances by legends like OutKast and Eminem or the fresh excitement of this year's acts, the festival's electrifying atmosphere neve...
Oct 22, 2024•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 184
Send us a text Ever tried capturing the best intro but ended up with hilarious chaos instead? That's exactly where our Funky Panther crew—Chad, Javier, and Tim—found themselves as they stumbled through a wildly entertaining session filled with laughs and candid moments. Starting off with a nostalgic trip back to when radio ruled our lives, we reminisced about the good old days with Disney Radio and Radio Oz. From spontaneous stories about hurricanes and swimming pools to winning games despite qu...
Oct 15, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 183
Send us a text Ever wondered how a simple game of catch can turn into a comedy goldmine? Find out as we embark on a chaotic and hilarious journey featuring our regular hosts Javier, Tim, and Jared from the Funky Panther. Joining us this time is Jared from the Tales from the Fort podcast, who steps in for Chad, currently globe-trotting in Italy. Jared's unfiltered storytelling and side-splitting anecdotes about playing catch, state fair adventures, and theme song fiascos promise non-stop laughter...
Sep 24, 2024•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 182
Send us a text Have you ever wondered how a girlfriend's crazy hairstyle could lead to an unforgettable night at a Bilmuri concert? We'll kick off this episode with some light-hearted banter and hilarious personal stories, from wild concerts to favorite video game memories with the Capcom Fighting Classics collection. We also catch up on local happenings, including Daddy Paul of Nexm Creative Media's new business venture, before diving into the eclectic and unique music of the band Bilmuri Switc...
Sep 14, 2024•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 181
Send us a text After facing an incredibly tough hiatus marked by personal loss, we're back and ready to share our journey with you. We start with a heartfelt and humorous catch-up, discussing the struggles and growth we've experienced. Tim opens up about the heart-wrenching loss of his mother to a rare disease, and how he's taking proactive steps to understand his own health risks. We also share our excitement about upcoming plans, like attending a wrestling match and ACL, making this a mix of e...
Sep 05, 2024•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 180
Send us a text What happens when a local Fort Worth resident with an aversion to flip-flops joins us for a chat? Meet Jason Keenan, our guest for this episode, as we kick things off with spirited banter about local spots like Faded Art Barbershop and a hilarious mix-up over a restaurant's name. We share laughs over family anecdotes, whiskey preferences, and cultural quirks like the legendary chancla. The conversation takes an unexpected turn as we discuss the World Games and dream up potential n...
Jul 26, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 179
Send us a text Did you hear the breaking news about Shrek 5 coming out in 2026 with the original cast? In this uproariously entertaining episode of The Funky Panther, we kick things off with that bombshell and take you through a rollercoaster of laughs and stories. We poke fun at Sarah's sun-kissed glow, stumble through a hilariously off-track geography lesson, and celebrate our successful event at Panther Island Brewing, where we raised funds for Saving Hope amidst a sea of dog lovers. We even ...
Jul 11, 2024•1 hr 23 min
Send us a text Ever wondered about the quirks behind someone's name or the best way to handle a run-in with the police? On this episode of the Funky Panther, we finally sit down with Kevin Tyrone after three long years of trying to coordinate schedules. We kick things off with plenty of laughs, tequila shots, and personal stories that reveal the hilarious and intriguing origins behind Kevin's name. Join us for a trip down memory lane as we relive Javier's unforgettable dance performance and cele...
Jun 13, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 177
Send us a text Jonny of Gusto's Burgers has an incredible story that will leave you inspired and hungry for more. From a social media marketer to a culinary maestro, Jonny's journey is filled with passion, perseverance, and the unbeatable taste of classic, nostalgic burgers. Broadcasting from the bustling Magnolia neighborhood in Fort Worth, Texas, he recounts how a rundown burger bodega ignited a dream at age 25 and how a pandemic pivot turned that dream into reality. Join us as Jonny shares th...
Jun 06, 2024•54 min•Ep. 176
Send us a text Ever wondered how a viral high school graduation speech can kickstart a career in content creation? Join us as we sit down with TikTok star and Instagram sensation, Peter Bui, who shares his extraordinary journey from Arlington, Texas, to social media stardom. Hear firsthand about Peter's family business in Fort Worth, his upbringing, and the pivotal moments that defined his path. We open up about the early days of our podcasting adventures and the trials and triumphs that came wi...
May 30, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 175
Send us a text As the curtain rises once again for the enigmatic maestro Dustin Massey, we're reminded that every chord tells a story. Our latest jam session is studded with laughter, candid anecdotes, and the melodic journey of a man who's heart beats in sync with his guitar strings. From the hazy memories post-COVID to the thrill of sharing stages with music stalwarts like Wade Bowen, Koe Wetzel, and the Quaker City Nighthawks, Dustin's third visit is a symphony of tales that resonate with the...
May 23, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 174
Send us a text Crack open a stout and get ready for a wild ride through Fort Worth, because we're bringing the heat with an episode that's as flavorful as it is insightful. We recount a photo development saga that's too funny to miss—nudity, vinegar strokes, and all. But that's just the appetizer. Our special guests, Michael Ferrari Le and Dannie Riel, join us at the table, sharing their tales from the nightlife to the limelight, dishing on everything from tech troubles to the thrill of local sp...
May 02, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 173
Send us a text Strap in as the enigmatic Doc Roc of The Troumatics and hand surgeon extraordinaire takes you on a tour through the electric avenues of rock melodies and the meticulous lanes of medical practice. From the early days of music where 'Peel and Eat Shrimp' was more than just a dinner option, to the adrenaline-fueled moments in the ER, we cover the spectrum of one man's incredible journey. It's not every day you get to meet someone who knows how to wield a scalpel and a guitar pick wit...
Apr 25, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 172
Send us a text Ever wondered how a tumble from the world of real estate into the verdant fields of the hemp industry pans out? Well, saddle up, Funky Panthers, because Colt Power of Power Biopharms joins us for a riveting gallop through his journey from injury management with CBD to cultivating a blossoming business that's ready to adapt with Texas laws. We're cracking open the vault on CBD's medicinal marvels, the changing tides of cannabinoid products, and how a personal pivot can seed a green...
Apr 18, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 171
Send us a text Remember the first time you heard about Hollywood's dark underbelly, and it felt like a splash of cold water on your dreams? Well, buckle up, because this episode of The Funky Panther doesn't just splash; it dunks you right into the deep end. We tear the curtain back on the harrowing truths revealed in "Quiet on the Set" and the scandals around P Diddy . With a mix of raw honesty and that irreverent humor you've come to love, we navigate the murky waters of fame, fortune, and the ...
Apr 04, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 170
