The Comeback Story

No , I had no idea . I looked . I was just checking the other day . I'm like I bet you he's grown quite a bit . He's everywhere and I was like , holy fuck , I did not expect that .

I mean , that's good .

Yeah .

That's good , but we just need to beat ourselves off and beat off the competition .

Is this the longest break we've taken ?

Yeah , yeah , it's definitely the longest break it's been a month , because there was a A month and a half .

Oh no , it was the 25th whenever we did the last episode . Yeah , thanks a lot , mom .

I'm filling up my lungs .

I got fuck you money , girl Come on in your fantasy of sex , robots are just dude robots . Yeah , like bottom Did you expect this yeah , Bottom .

I mean honestly we don't need the top , we just need the bottom , we just need the waist down situation .

Get in here . We got to start the show Just give it some time .

We got to start the show . Just give it some time . We gotta start the show . I like the girls that do drugs , girls with cigarette in the back of the club , girls that hate cops and bad girls , girls with no bonds , girls that's mean just for fun . I like girls who make love , but I love girls who like to fuck . That's what's up .

I don't know what that was .

I wish I was high right now .

Oh , hello everyone , and welcome to the Funky Panther Coming to you from Fort Worth Texas . We have got a long , probably episode for you here , on episode 180 . We are back from a long hiatus . The longest break the boys have ever taken off the show Been a little bit over a month and a half , maybe two months at this point , I don't know .

I'm Javier .

I'm .

Tim , and we are the Funky Panther .

That was the Dare by Girls or Girls by the Dare . Okay , tiktok man . I've been hearing that song a lot lately and it's really catchy .

You're like let's throw in the intro . I love it .

Yeah , I was just like you know . Let's just put that in there .

I wanted to throw you off a little bit . I like the beat , yeah , nice .

I'm glad someone in that's joining us on the live stream .

What's crazy is I forgot to feed them for like almost a month . They were really happy today because you finally fed them .

Yeah , what did you feed them ? I fed them dog food .

Oh , okay , like a normal person Like a normal child needs .

Hey , thanks for everybody joining us already here on YouTube . We kind of skipped over the first 30 this year , this year I feel like it's been that long .

It has been a year .

This episode just because of the fact we've got so much to catch up on . The boys haven't even seen each other very much over the past month and a half , maybe a couple of times . This will just be us catching up , talking about anything that's going on .

We had one encounter where we were all together recently .

No , I mean whenever last week last weekend .

That was the only time we've been together , all three of us , in the past month and a half no . At the same time , matt War , we went to see the wrestling match after we had him on and that was awesome . That was so much fun .

That was so much fun , in fact , so much so that I want to go to the next one , october 17th or something like that .

I think it's in the middle of October .

Yeah , oh man , Are we going to be at ACL ?

Are we going to be at ACL ?

But for that specific thing , I don't know . That's what I'm saying , is it ? I don't know , man .

You don't know when you're going to ACL . No , I know when we're going to ACL . Yeah , second weekend . What weekend is that ? The second one ? That's the question you don't piece of shit .

Anyways , also real quick . Did you ever send Doc Rock that audio from the ? He probably didn't .

No , Just so you know . It is not because of us .

No , no , no .

This man's mother died this man's mom's dead .

I had to find it . I had to find , I had to find it . You can't make this a comedy yet .

You gotta let him make it into a comedy . That's not okay I'm sorry , tim .

I'm sorry you had to do yeah .

So uh , cat's out of the bag . That's why we've been gone for about a month and a half for those of it , because people have been asking . People have been asking I would just jump right into that .

Oh wow , is it something that can be like ? Yeah , it can be , it can be hereditary . Yeah , it can be hereditary 100% .

So that means , I could just be a ticking time bomb .

But I did read that you can also get it from tainted beef yeah , that's super rare though . Yeah , yeah , it's super rare , medium rare or well done . Sorry , I'm so sorry .

Really really rare , I'm sorry . So is the disease just in general , right ?

Yeah , yeah , just in general right like yeah , yeah , it's one of them , literally like one in a million , I think like 300 people maybe a year in the united states get diagnosed with it .

That's fucking .

It's good crooks filled jacobs disease or cjd . Um , yeah , so I'm getting tested , but , um , I will say this while my mom was actively dying because I was there for that . Yeah , I'm sitting next to my sister and my rest of my family's there and I make the comment . I was like , well , at least I have a built-in gauge to know if I'm going to have it .

Yeah .

So I just got to wait realistically and just find out .

But better to know now , right .

Or is gotta wait realistically and just find out . But better to know now , right , or is it we ? So this is something that we now I am faced with this dilemma right , because we , we talked about this . Would you want to know that you're gonna die at a at a predetermined date , right ?

I would want to know . I would want to know .

I think so too . I would also . The difference is you don't know the date .

Yeah , I just know a general time frame like between like 60 and 70 .

Right , but you plan on basically being dead at that point anyway 55 is the goal . Yeah , so I mean , you don't really have much .

Maybe 47 . Dude , you don't really have much to worry about Maybe 47 .

Dude , really , I thought I was going to kill myself at 30 , so we're here .

Yeah , we're here . This episode isn't about you . Yes , it is Everything is .

This is my show and the main character . No , it's just really weird . But yeah , that's where we've been going for the past about a month and a half or whatever . We had a couple episodes we had to just not do . We were planning on it because , you know , things came up and everything , but yeah , just a crazy , crazy amount of time .

Absolutely .

He put together a nice little him and his wife put together a nice little basket , because you know they went through something similar not all that long ago . So they put together a nice little basket of things that can , you know , kind of help out and stuff like that .

Yeah yeah , it was still weird , I mean it's still like , still like . I mean , what do you tell somebody , what do you tell a friend that is going through that ? And you know , we kept on telling you , me and Chad we're like what can we do ? What can we do for him ?

it sucks to suck . That's what you just said .

Let's take him out for a drink . Well , he probably wants to be with her more than us , though , right those were big worries , so let . We just kept going back and forth , but we definitely fell for it . I think it's kind of bizarre to consider the fact that something like this could go downhill so quickly .

Yeah , just uh , be nice to your family and I will say this uh , make sure that you have your shit together . Um , for real , you want to make sure that you've got . Uh , you know , I will tell people , go get a trust set up . Um , make sure you got .

Hide your shit .

I'd probably start looking and setting up a trust around like in your 50s , I mean sooner be good , or good

or sooner be good , or tell you what sooner be better um sooner be better .

But uh , you know before you what a lot of people don't know is medicaid actually will look back five years . So I didn't know this .

Yeah they want it yeah .

That's crazy Dude , it is insane .

It sounds like a reverse JG Wentworth situation . It really is . So you got to hide your money .

And that's why wealthy people are really good at hiding their money , because they don't want to lose their money , right ? But it costs money to hide it and compartmentalize it , and so it'll cost you a little bit of money , but in the long run it's going to help's my , uh , that's my two cents worth now I learned something about money this past week too .

You want to hear what I want to learn about money so back when I had all the surgery for the cancer thing , that one time I had to go back and get a pet scan , where they like these pet scans are like seven thousand dollars , they're fucking obnoxious , yeah , and I had to have one every year for five years and so my insurance paid for the first two or

I'm like I can't just pay fourteen thousand dollars or something like I've paid everything else like and so I just didn't .

I didn't pay it . That's the only thing in my life that has ever gone to collections , because I thought if it's a medical bill , it won't show up on your credit report . That's what I heard . Is , if it's medical , it won't show up on your credit report .

It shows up , but they're not supposed to be able to do anything with it .

I heard that if you pay like $10 a month , that they'll just write it off as a loss . Yeah , that's what I heard .

Well , I told them . I was like they're like , hey , do you want to pay it in increments , where it's like $1,000 a month ? And I'm like what ? Yeah , sure , that's not helpful at all . And so I'm like what I can do is $40 . And so I've been paying $40 since then and , for whatever reason , this year they stopped taking money out of my account .

I didn't even notice , they just wrote it off as a loss Friday , October 18th Okay . Oh , perfect , yeah , we'll be here . Are you going to be here , chad , are you going to be ?

in Afghanistan . I might be in Florida , but if not , I'm down to go as well .

Florida is the new Afghanistan . It is , it is .

So the whole thing .

It's gone Seven years it drops the end of those last couple years , the more desperate they get . Yeah , they'll just blow you up . I had a Neiman's card and they put my last name wrong . They put Javier Wagner .

Street is the street name .

Yeah , and I was like , hmm , I'm going to take advantage of this . I maxed that card out and I just said fuck it . And every time they'd call can I speak to Javier Wagner ? There's no man of that name . I'm Javier Hernandez , and the last couple of years they're like Mr Wagner . I'm like nope , that man doesn't exist . And then it just fell off .

So the moral of the story is like you should just make sure they have your street name on there .

But here's the thing though they have like my aliases on my credit report is that an alias , your ?

wagner is one of my aliases I'm like , okay , that's your whole only fans thing too . You just kind of went with it , fuck yes blackie wagner , that's uh , that's my dog's name when the street you lived on right .

Is that the ?

your dog's name , the street . Moving on , I think um what else anytime ? The dog's name comes out . It's time to move on I did that .

I did that a couple times , yeah , but no , my credit score is going up now that's good yeah but now everybody's like here get this credit card , get this credit card anymore , and I'm like okay , okay .

I will just don't use it , or like I do , you know because you want to have a high credit .

It's like I know , I do , I do use it . I do use it .

They say , if you don't use it , you lose it this is true , that's true , you gotta use it . I've also heard that you're supposed to do it right .

Yeah , I don't . I bet you did do that at one point .

I did when I first got them , when I was 18 .

Yeah , same , it was my American .

Eagle card and like my Zales card .

I had $300 at QT and $1,200 just credit card and they were maxed the fuck out .

Yeah .

For kids .

We didn't know any I . They should teach that at school .

How to get free money . How to get free money . I want to talk about the free money glitch that's been going around , have you ?

heard of that . Oh , the Chase one .

The Chase one . Have you heard what ? So somebody posted something on social media . This is the bad thing about social media . It's basically like a free money glitch with Chase . So you go in there and you open up an account . You get checks , right . You essentially write a check for some extreme , crazy amount of money deposited .

Felony is felony felony damn yeah , and a bunch of people have been doing it and documenting it on tiktok . What a bunch of . For you to dry snitch on yourself is wild . Yeah , like , how do you think that you can be ? Like , oh , look what I did .

And then you know so I mean , it was like that's like a common , it's a common scam that people would pull like on facebook , marketplace and stuff like that . Um , so this dude kind of was telling his story about it on Tik TOK and how he was selling a motorcycle . He used to love selling .

You know doing it .

But I mean , it's a scan that people been doing . They just got the younger people of the of the world to uh start participating in this uh on themselves that's crazy .

I could definitely see like if I'm trying to think .

So , anyways , I got about a million dollars .

Trying to think of a way you can get away with this without getting like a felony . It's like if you wrote yourself a check and deposited it , is that the felony ? Or trying to take the money out afterward Is that the felony ? I think both Okay , because I'm thinking like , oh okay .

I can write myself a check . You wrote a hot check .

I've got $46,000 in my account and you show somebody like , look , I'm worth the money , and then they give you money .

So people used to do that like trying to get like loans and stuff right . Right , yeah , so they would put like a and it would show in their bank People , it's a , it's . It's wild , though , like that's what tiktok gets you . Tiktok gets you into doing all sorts of stuff , like buying shoes , you know what ?

yes , yes , I , we were talking about this and I was looking through my emails right now . Look at this email I got . It says your credit score improved and you know , keep it up .

Yeah , keep great job keep it up , buddy .

Great job it up .

I'm trying to buy like a house yeah , you need a good credit score for that you need a good credit score for a house , for an engagement ring , for fucking like you don't need a credit score for engagement .

Yeah , you do you want to get a credit card ? In a goddamn fucking jewelry store , you just pay cash . Fuck . No , are you kidding me ?

I want the government to pay for like five years , six years you know you're paying the interest on that , though right like it's not the government that's paying for it man , I'll just like fake my death or something within five years you're gonna fake yours you got a great plan yeah , I can go to venezuela what do you mean ?

they're gonna the government's gonna pay for it are even going to be here in five years .

Yes , I believe we are , I will be , maybe , I don't know .

Chad's going to live forever .

Chad's like the cockroach you just can't kill .

Yeah . I'll be like He'll be in fucking Italy .

Emphasis on the cock .

I'll basically be dead , but I'll still be alive . You know what ?

I mean , I'll be like in a wheelchair .

I mean , we're all dead inside a little bit right . Oh yeah , mentally we're all dead . So five years , five years from now , you picture yourself like unable to move in a wheelchair .

No , no , no , but like , maybe at like 70 , I'll be basically dead without being dead , you know .

I got you Well preserved .

Yeah , I think so Again , because we're continuing to pickle ourselves .

Chrissy says I think the aliens are coming next week , so we'll see .

I haven't heard that . We'll see .

Yeah , no . So yeah , banking stuff . That's crazy how that's been happening .

But they already got that fixed though . Yeah , they had Chase fix that real quick yeah .

So it had been just trending this

I'm just curious . I want to see how many cases are going to start popping up .

Oh , a lot of them , it's kind of like the people that Dude , we're in this money situation that I don't think that people realize we are fucked .

Yeah , but inflation is low right now .

Because we're factoring it off of three things . The government factors off the same things that they always have . It's not like they don't take into account that none of our you know wages have gone up , even though the houses have gone up four times .

Yeah , we're we're in a , I think we're , I think we're about to have that . Uh , have that bubble again .

That's gonna really burst I think we're gonna have a bubble or just an all-out war or something . Something bad's gonna happen . I feel like I don't know . We'll see what happens .

I just had to write a write a short paper on well , it's not really a short paper , but like a discussion on uh , because I'm in school still . I'll never be out of it , um , but I'm taking a political science class on terrorism oh yeah you know because , why not ?

they're trying to project terrorism by paper .

That's not a good idea . What's the next wave ? They're trying to get you with what they're trying to do .

It's like which one of these kids is a terrorist ?

I talked about eco-terrorism and how I think that's going to kick off soon . You know again , like what Eco-terrorism ?

Everyone's doing , the gritty these days blowing up the power grits .

Actually yeah . I'm looking at the- .

That's the thing right .

At the group chat at Fight Club . I would love that situation where it just wipes everyone's debt . But I would like to know before , so that way I can like- .

Run it up . Run it up or buy a bunch of shit Back on dead parents and stuff . Yeah yeah Back on like dead parents and stuff , yeah , so my mom had a bunch of credit cards and I just thought like , well , we're going to do this .

That is absolutely credit card fraud 100% . You're using a credit card for someone that no longer is with us .

No , no Before Before .

Well , then that probably could have been okay .

Yeah , maybe I don't know . Well , it's kind of like you know , we're watching the sopranos right now we should have just done it and there was a situation where there was a guy . he's like hey , you know you're , I'm glad you're back and you know you got to do some stuff so we can get back in our good graces . Man , I need to borrow like $20,000 though .

It doesn't matter , doesn't matter .

Yeah , doesn't matter .

I mean , would I have gotten in trouble if I just ran a car ?

It depends on , I guess , the amount , I guess anything over $1,000, . You know they'll look into . Yeah , no , I mean , I'm just saying , if I just started to run up the credit cards .

You know .

I mean like about a month and a half out before two months out , something like that .

I don't know , I'm not sure .

Hey , anyways , what else have we done , since we've been just trying to figure out how to make some money real quick .

Yeah well , this isn't the place to do it on a podcast that's out there for everyone to listen .

Oh yeah , this is podcast that's out there for everyone to listen .

oh yeah , this is not the place to conspire crime .

It's probably accurate . But I mean , if you were going to conspire crime , I think that would probably be the good crime to do credit card fraud ? No , no , no , no . Not fraud , just just running up credit cards on somebody else and then look I . I truly believe that she would have wanted me to have all those things .

I think so too , I think she would have wanted me to have all those things . I think so too . I think she would have wanted you to get a couple jet skis .

She wants you to have anything that your heart desires .

Yeah , the jet skis and the primates that I was going to purchase .

Primates . That's number two on the list . It's jet skis and primates .

Well , I mean , who's going to ride the jet skis with you ? What are you fucking , Lion King ? You got to have the chimp to ride the jet skis .

You got a girlfriend and lots of friends . You don't need a chimp , but just think about it . Yeah , I mean , I've thought about it .

It would be pretty freaking cool On the group chat Pokemon . Car dupes are the new crime .

Are they ? I actually went down to New Braunfels to hang out with Danny .

I thought you were going to say you went down that rabbit hole and started trying to make dupes .

I went down , uh , there , to see them in the family and porter was showing me all his pokemon cards and some of them was like oh shit , you got some good ones . And I was like , look at him , like , oh , that's a fake card . He's got a like where'd you get this ? He's like target . I'm like no , you didn't . Where'd you get this card target ?

So where's Porter getting these cards ?

Is he going out , and I think he's just trading them with kids or something . Maybe he's trading I don't know cards . At school that's what he used to do .

You know , I think he's buying them off of somebody off the street corner .

If he's buying those cards from kids , he's supporting terrorism , because that's what those cards do .

Or child labor .

Yes .

I mean .

I mean it makes sense .

I mean , I think his parents should have a talking with him .

No , I think they're in on it . They probably are Danny's , the one that creates them .

Danny has Porter right back there making them .

Porter's not buying them , he's selling them . That's why he's telling you where he's like a target Danny's got him stick to your story , porter . Danny's got him taught man alright , so what have we been up to for ?

the past couple months .

Matt War Pro . We did go to that and that was so much fun . We didn't really talk about it , but we Southside . Preservation hall . There was a good amount of people there . Like with your ticket you get free martin house beer because they're one of the uh sponsors sponsors um , and then they had kelly's onion burger outside we had a .

I honestly think that they should just hire you to be a plant in the audience .

Yeah , because you were just like what was the word ? Heckling , heckling , heckling , the entire time .

Can you imagine though Javier gets into this world ? Javier loves wrestling .

Oh , yeah , love it Love it .

You put him in there , they hire him , he's an audience plant . And then one of the wrestlers I mean they've got it all planned out . And one of the wrestlers grabs you .

And now you're in the middle of fighting Dude . That's exactly what they need to do .

He had people suck Jesus . Remember that part ? Yeah , bro , that was like the characters . By the way , like I don't want to call them characters .

I mean , they're characters .

Yeah they're . Yeah the wrestlers , yeah the wrestlers .

And their characters Like I don't watch fucking wrestling . Yeah the wrestlers , though . That gave me the high five multiple times that shit fucking hurt .

Yeah , that fucking . I don't know . You heard the fucking- . Hey , could you imagine taking the slap across the ?

chest . Holy shit , I can't imagine .

But I would love to be like a plant and him throw me in the ring and then ah , but that one guy , the one guy that walked in there and acted like he was nice and then would flip people off and then , oh , but that one guy , the one guy that walked in there and like , acted like he was nice and then , like , would flip people off .

That was the . Wasn't that the guy ? Yeah , that was the same guy that gave him the high five . Oh , he gave you the high five .

Yeah , fucking like three high fives in a row . Each one would be harder than the next . But wrestlers , their personas were pretty hilarious .

yeah , I mean , there's that hobo jesus or what was it , and there was a . There was like a trump supporter . The trump supporter that guy was uh , it was pretty funny .

It was pretty funny , oh man , and also jesse got into it so much I was like hell , yeah , jesse , it seemed like this was home away from home it's because the fucking the guy like talk shit to a dog , to a shit to a dog , yeah , and Jesse , they just fucking set her off .

She's like fuck you Talk shit about that dog .

She has got a lot of pent up rage man .

I can tell she was flipping the guy off . She's like no , I got a picture actually .

I think of her like she needs to . You know , week and then we go to once a month kind of thing , um , and then a couple of wrestling shows throughout there .

But yeah , she went .

Uh , she went nuts yeah , it was so much fun .

She had a she had a sore throat the next day . Yeah , couldn't , couldn't really talk . Yeah , wow , it's pleasant at the house so , javier , what else ?

so let's kind of hit the highlights over the past couple months um , let let's see .

We had summer . I didn't do really much .

It's been too damn hot to really do a lot . Honestly , I don't even want to leave the house sometimes .

No , we've been binge watching shows .

That's why my yard's not mowed .

We were watching . Like I said earlier , we were binge watching the Sopranos . We're still watching . We're doing all the harry potter movies right now because it's we're gonna do that october .

I know , I don't feels , great this I don't start watching Harry Potter till like the last couple of episodes or episodes .

Last couple of movies . Yeah , that's what you don't like . The childish ones you like the more like dark .

I want the . I want the ones where everybody spit in my mouth one yeah , yeah , it's a good one .

I'm watching harry potter oh , I'm watching harry twatter . Yeah , I thought you were watching the wrong one .

This happens every year I started watching um started watching .

Uh , only murders in our building oh , how is that ? That's pretty good it is , it's good yeah , you started , you watched it .

Yeah , I mean , I've continued , I've watched it up until now .

Yeah , so we just started watching the , the first season . Uh , like're in episode five , I think , right now . It's interesting , it's well done . It's entertaining . Yeah , it's pretty funny .

Why I just never really . Yeah , she's still fine . What do you mean ? I've ?

never seen her as like an actor actor , you know .

Okay .

And I'm like , wow , she's actually really good .

Yeah , sometimes it drives me nuts and I think it's just her . But like her , like so chill , demeanor , and her voice just like , whatever , I don't care about anything . Yeah , it's okay . Oh , but still , I love her .

Yeah , it doesn't matter , I kind of like that .

Yeah , so I'm going to go through my pictures and I'm going to say what the things that I did this summer , oh , that's a good idea .

So that's a good idea .

Of course I don't know . We we've already spoken since we we've been here . We were gone like in last month , so at the start of we all went to New Orleans . That was a lot of fun . I love New Orleans so much . I can't wait to go back .

We talked about that .

Yeah , we talked about that . Of course , we had the wrestling thing , we had the little cameo I did with this guy , which we still need to do which we got to do a thing .

What's his name ? Tim 2.0 .

Yeah , so we did that . That was a lot of fun . Uh , me and lance went to a uh , dallas swings game and , um , it was a really fun time . It was against the phoenix mercury what else did I do , do , do , do , do do cat pictures ? That's a lot of fucking cat pictures you get . Uh , you got a new cat we got a new cat , um , his name is artemis .

He was doing autographs . Is it Mexican night or is it like it was , mexican heritage night ?

I'm just making sure it's not just like .

Latino night , no , they just call it Mexican night .

I went to Hot Import Nights . I was invited to Hot Import Nights . It was postponed from April and it was in June it was in june or july .

Well , why don't you just look at the ?

goddamn date . It was july . July 16th or 17th , la , la , la , I will say about hot and poor nights . It is nothing compared to what it was whenever I was a kid like what do you mean ? Like it was outdoor . It was hot as balls . Um , the cars were pretty cool but um , it wasn't like what it was . They had a couple of nice cars .

They had a sylvia were you not allowed inside ?

yeah , I was , yeah , I was in there with john john photos yeah yeah , he was there too taking pictures . I tagged along with them . We were just walking around looking at cars . I don't really like a good amount of good stuff , but not like shows of yesterday where they were all perfect $50,000 to $100,000 show cars . It's not like that anymore .

Do you think it's ? I mean because SEMA does all the really expensive stuff SEMA does .

They don't do the imports and stuff like that , like the really expensive stuff SEMA does they don't do like the imports and stuff like that .

The SEMA show is just for like stock cars or like the show they do some crazy builds , though I follow some YouTubers that do that .

Those are like kind of like a Copo , type of like a customer built at the factory . But it's not like that here , like they had a couple of good , weird , crazy concepts . I should have posted pictures which I think I might on the you were supposed to .

It's a whole reason for you to go . They invited me for that reason , and then me and John were like you got a media pass and you didn't even meet yet . Me and John were like you just let John meet , you Fuck this .

He was like fuck this , let's , let's see what else uh , jesus , finally left . Yeah , we were all happy about that . Jesus finally went to china . Yeah , uh , wang du ni hao is what I'd like to say to my brethrens over there .

Um so , isn't that japanese ?

is it anyhow ? Yeah , okay , maybe you're right , it's definitely japanese . Um , there was a lot of drunken nights and , uh , the doctor told me that I had to stop drinking as much , which I don't think I do . I think I just have a fatty liver , and I think that's kind of what we've done so far .

All right , nice . I think it was a genius idea to go look through the photos , though , because now I've got all these memories now .

Oh , and multiple birthdays you , mike the Bike , jordan , lance , jordan , lance . There was a lot of birthdays , zeus , zeus , but he was over there . He had a great time over there . He looks like a lot of fun .

Yeah , so they found this brewery that was $20 , and it was unlimited beer . I don't think they counted for Jesus to come in .

No .

Because he had 10 beers basically $2 beers and he was shitty . Crystal sent a picture at the end of the night . He's just like passed out in the uber or whatever the hell they were good .

It was just like one weird situation with somebody and it was asking about you , tim , like do you still see Tim Statham ? Do you hang around with them ? And yeah , yeah , duh , yeah , I gotta we have do a podcast together . And then he just kind of dazed like boo .

Yeah , there was , there were some people that were drunk .

Yeah , real drunk , very drunk . What was that ? Justin weaver ?

uh , that's weird fucking guy uh went to tropic lady for the first time oh yeah and two yeah , it was delicious , really good .

Someone tried to talk shit about it and I was like no , you're wrong .

I'll be honest with you . The case was great . The food was pretty good , the drinks were fun . I had the dirty soda thing that you had talked about , but then I think it's awesome that they have like the THC cocktails and stuff too , and so I thought that was a pretty cool idea . Let's see what else .

It was a hell of a good time . I knew I had an Uber . I knew I had an Uber .

Went down to Austin . Sarah , she usually works on the weekends , but she had this random weekend off . We're like , well , let's take advantage of this . We went down to Austin no-transcript latitudes is still there , but it's closed . It's been closed for years , so we couldn't go there , but we did hop around a little bit .

So it's not quite like our 20s .

Not in bed maybe , but at least in our room .

Because it was usually like 2 am , we shut the bars down . Chase is looking for pizza .

Yeah , we did order pizza from the place . One night we decided to stay in the room and watch that Joe Rogan thing that was on .

Netflix .

And so we ordered pizza to the room from the place on 6 .

And it was awesome , it was so good , so we could always find chase ?

oh , yeah , for sure . Let's see what else did we do ? So we spent the whole weekend in austin , went to some cool new bars too that we've never been to . Uh . Went to uh , colorado with my parents .

I mean I hung out at home a lot , spent a lot of time at the hospital , ate a lot of hospital food . Outside of that , I mean nothing too crazy . Couldn't really do any trips traveling .

You saw some shows .

Yeah , I mean I went and saw dude dude . One of the last shows I went saw I don't know if any of y'all remember but the aquabats- oh , I do remember you had tickets and , uh , the marias were performing at the same show , right ?

I think that was the same show , I don't know I got .

A friend of mine asked me to go to the aquabat show . He had extra tickets . I went . They sang that song . It was a cool pool party . Whatever , it was a lot of fun . Had a good time there . Nice . Yeah , I went to a couple shows at Halton Theater . We went to Tammy's Cousins .

Oh yeah , Bellamora , yeah yeah . Saw them play they were a lot of fun they were good , javier got out there moshed a little bit . I did , I did , I scraped my knee moshed with three girls and they beat the shit out of me that was fun .

And then , um , yeah , I've got some shows coming up . Gonna go see , uh , the band bill murray , b-i-l-m-u-r-i . They're just a lot of fun . Um , their newest album kind of has like a little bit of a country twist to it . It'll be a good time . They're going to be at Tana .

Hills .

Okay , a little saxophone action on there .

Speaking of country twist , the new Post Malone album came out . It's not awful .

I haven't listened to it .

I haven't listened to it .

I don't think I will .

But I did see the video of him and Dwight Yoakam riding horses down Sunset Boulevard . Like Sunset Boulevard , the hell . And Dwight was just singing .

Nice , I got to be honest with you guys . I don't think I've ever really listened to Post Malone .

Really , really , surely you have from like the radio and shit .

I mean , you heard White Iverson . I don't know how that fucking goes . I don't know how White Iverson goes . Can you sing me a couple bars ? I mean if I'm being real , I can't sing it off the top of my head . I can't , I can't . What are there ? What other songs does he have ? Because I'm I shit you better , better .

Now is that one , yeah I don't even know how that fucking celebration . Yeah , yeah , you got that one too , okay he's got a lot of songs , uh .

But I did go to his fall apart raising canes in dallas oh , with the truck out there's the cowboys . He's got a lot of songs . But I did go to his Fall Apart Raising Cane's in Dallas oh , with the truck out there there's the Cowboys .

Special cup and everything Post .

Malone meal and it's specifically what he would order with his cup . And then you get a sticker that says like Canes and Post Malone has like blue and it's pretty neat .

Did it come with a butt plug ?

No , if anything I thought Post Malone should have been . It should have been like a what was it ? A Chicken Express , because he worked at Chicken Express .

He worked at a Chicken Express , yeah .

Maybe he . I think it's fuck chicken . Maybe they did him wrong .

He's like you know what .

I think chicken eats . I'm going to go the opposite direction .

Yeah , yeah , yeah .

But is it good though ? Is the album good ? I mean the country album .

I don't love country , but I do think that it's good for what it is and it's really cool that he's got Dolly Parton on the album .

Any country star is on the album . Yeah , beyonce had people on her album , so why are people talking shit about beyonce's country album and not post malone ?

There's a lot of people shit really yeah , yeah yeah , they're like stay in your lane . Uh , both , both of them . Anytime someone does something different , they're like I want to hear the old shit well , now that you bring up something different .

Have you heard that the hawk to a girl is now on a has her own podcast yeah it's called talk to her talk to . It's pretty clever yeah , and I think that's a good thing that she's doing . I think she's capitalizing and she's not just sticking to that one fucking thing yeah , and she went and uh is like I don't know the whole story .

Uh , so sorry , youtube , that we don't have all the facts all the time , all you assholes that are gonna be like . Well , you know she said this and that she's going to run for president . I don't know when we were supposed to become the news , but we're just three fucking idiots talking we don't know the facts .

If you're listening to us , so anything we say probably wrong .

Take it with a grain of salt , but from what I heard , Like an animal charity organization or something like that .

Right , yeah , I heard that too .

And so it's not like she's just capitalizing , she's doing good things too . I appreciate the fact that she took this one thing that blew her up . This marketing agency swooped in , took her , did all this shit with it and she can do whatever the fuck she wants now .

Well , that's the first thing she did . That's the first thing she did . Was that pet thing that she's doing ? Yeah , she did . Was that pet thing that she's doing ? Yeah , and I love that after that , because first I was like this is fucking annoying , like it's everywhere . It's gonna fucking blow this shit up now .

She gets to meet anyone she wants .

I think that's really cool . She met .

Shaq Matt Rife . She got to perform with some country artist .

Oh wait , Don't know the name of the country . Artist .

Zach Bryan , luke Bryan .

It wasn't Luke Bryan , zach Bryan . It was Zach Bryan , luke Wilson , owen Wilson , I believe .

I don't know . It's one of those white names that are country artists Chad Butler I don't know , it could be that he's dead . Chad Butler , yeah .

Pimpsy but I think it's cool , good for her , good on her and I think that if you find yourself that and also since that came out , there are so many other people that are trying to go viral , like trying just to well , of course , I mean , they're gonna say outrageous , outrageous things , you know but they , but they are not .

It's not like how it happened with her , it was just organic and it's so hard because my get blitz videos are so good and not a single one has gone viral yet . You know what I mean . Like they're just so much fun you're good man , it's a good idea . You don't have to lie .

You should have , honestly , you should have brought the fucking helmet , should put it over there because , uh , next week is our last episode before you go to italy yeah for a couple weeks , and so you need to bring it next week .

Yeah , for sure , It'll also be the episode before the home opener , which will be a good time too .

Yeah but also Cowboys the opener , the Cowboys season opener is this weekend . So , it's going to be a lot of good times and , thank God , we're back at fall . Fall's here Again . We talked about earlier weather's cooling down a bit . Um , I pulled up a list of things that white people love .

I just thought we'd give it just like a brief listen while you're talking which one is this this is the first one .

Wrong ones featuring tim mcgraw okay , this is actually maybe one of my favorite ones , because he's like fuck you money line lift kid on a limousine .

I got 10 problems down in tennessee and I ain't got the time to fix .

I mean , I could do this .

Wait till it hits , okay .

Okay , I'm going to play Beyonce's now . Okay , it's pretty catchy . That's some good shit .

All right .

They're not all that good .

I like the fuck you money line . I was like it adds that Post Malone swag to some country vibes , which is cool .

All right , just keep talking . I'm pulling this up .

But yeah , he's got all sorts of artists on the album .

So I got a list of things white people love about the fall Apple picking . White people love apple picking . How ?

did we get here ? I think you need your own intro . White people fall everybody .

White people fall . I was going to say another word . I can't say it . I can say it . I mean y'all probably get mad at me for it , but let's ask Courtney . Let's call Courtney right now and ask her how she feels about apple picking .

She is probably her and Jordan like fall . No , her , jordan and Sarah's all like fall more than these people .

I know , I mean Tammy does also White woman fall ? For all three White woman fall . Yeah , yeah , yeah , fall till they ball . Sorry , jay , apple picking is one thing I guess up north , up north . Yeah , picking is celebrating the literal fruits of your labor by whipping up nostalgic hand pies and hard-earned bursels .

Okay .

The next thing colored leaves .

Oh , who doesn't like it ? And the leaves change up north , you know .

I'm going to . I'm trying to set this up so I can call Courtney right now .

Perfect , oh my God . Yes , but yeah , I would always not just up north , like up in , you know .

I need you to do me a favor . Text me Courtney's number right now , Okay .

I got you .

But you , you know , they also have the cherry blossoms in japan , which is something I also want to check out too . I think that's . That'd be pretty cool . Oh , soup season we just had . Uh , um , what would tammy make ?

what she made .

Uh , you know tammy made some beef stew last night from scratch beef Beef stew . It was really , really good and hearty and delicious . You know had a little bit of that wine . Very good Soup season is . I think , in my opinion , one of the best seasons , because it's not just like American or white people soup , mexican as well .

What is it called ? Caldo Caldo Caldo ? You get a caldo Caldo Caldo Caldo .

Caldo , caldo , caldo .

Caldo Caldo .

Caldo , caldo , caldo , caldo , caldo , caldo . You know you can't go wrong .

What is the make ? A green chili pozole , okay , and it's fucking amazing . It's delicious . So by yourself , you would say the package ramen's yeah , pack of ramen . I get like a spoonful of bouillon and put it in water and just mix it up and so I you know , we talked about this recently and we said one pack is a serving right and you have two packs .

this . It makes sense . My body , my body says four servings all over , four servings all over , um yeah , but um , what else , what else ?

no , yeah , I just got a William Shatner's from Star Trek ? No yeah , they just got a .

William Shatner mask and painted it white and made the hair .

all you know I'm going to have to do it this way , that's okay , that's bizarre , yeah .

Next on the list pumpkin pie .

Okay , oh there we go , we're going to see if Courtney will answer . I do like pumpkin pie .

Me too , oh the pies .

I think it's my favorite .

Should we have like warned her , no , no no , does she have your number ?

Yeah .

She knows you are .

Hello , hey , courtney , hey , hey . You're on the Funky Panther right now . We have some questions for you . Okay , oh shit , okay , okay , you're the widest white girl that we know , oh wow , Fuck you too . And Javier's got some questions .

Well , let me go somewhere where I'm on earshot of my parents .

I'm assuming that you are not . These are not inappropriate . Okay well , that's a surprise . These are all about the fall . These are all about the fall .

The fall . Okay , well , Javier would probably know more about that type of stuff than I would .

That's a lie .

Because he's whiter . Yeah , what are your questions ?

No , no , no . These are things white people like about the fall One is apple picking . Have you ever gone apple picking before ?

I have gone .

Apple picking . Yes , one for one . All right , um pumpkins , do you like pumpkins ? No , oh , raspberries . Okay , I know you'll love this one .

Uh , colored leaves well , what kind of colors ? Well , I , guess whenever they change uh yellows and reds and oranges yes , it is pretty , but you like , I don't know anyone who doesn't think that's pretty yeah , I like it .

I think it makes sense yeah , um halloween .

Do you like halloween ? It's okay , okay , all right . Just again . This is is white people loving things with Courtney ? Next on the list , cozy socks . Are you a fan of cozy socks ? In the fall , no , I'd rather go barefoot , damn . Wow , that's a Wow . Okay , how about a fire Like a chimney ? Do you like fire Fire ? Do I like fire ? Do you like chimney ?

Fire Do I like , fire Do you like ?

chimney fire ? No , I am not a pyro .

Do you like chimney fires ? I do not mind fire , but I prefer the kind that does not make me smell like smoke .

Like a fireplace . A fireplace is good .

Yeah , sure Fireplace , yeah , sure Fireplace , yeah , why not ?

Yes , how about pumpkin everything ? No , no , really you don't like pumpkin .

I think pumpkin spice lattes are fucking disgusting .

Thank you , the only thing , that pumpkin , that Courtney likes , is that one beer .

Oh yeah , shipyard , I like Pumpkinhead , pumpkinhead .

Yeah , shipyard , I like Pumpkinhead , pumpkinhead . Yeah , shipyard's Pumpkinhead , fully dressed right . Cinnamon Sugar , yeah .

Fully dressed , yes .

That's a good beer .

That's about it . I'm not your typical white bitch . Thank you very much , guys . How about Jumping ?

in Leaves . How about Jumping in Leaves ?

jumping .

No , because I don't trust what might be underneath all those leaves have you ever used that in the photo shoot , though , like for other people ?

yeah , because , duh yeah , I have used leaves in photo shoots for other people two more things on the list , courtney , uh , crisp air you like the cold crisp yeah over sweating my ass off . Yes , I love cold crisp air .

I forgot , we're in Texas .

Yes , do I prefer cold 1,000% ?

yes , oh God . Okay , and last but not least , hikes . A good fall hike .

Is this a flat surface level ? Hike my climbing up mountains you're climbing up mountains um , if there's like a lift , that's preferable . Okay , okay . But yes , I do enjoy a fall hike in the mountains , with changing leaves and perhaps the smell of chimney wood fire in the far distance and a whiff of that cinnamon spice pumpkin beer .

On this list it says fall hikes through the forest with magical views of changing colors and crisp and cool air . So I guess that's it you nailed it .

You nailed it , courtney , you nailed it .

Hooray .

I want to thank you for answering the phone first off , yeah , first off , I'm randomly calling you um because we don't do that , and then yeah , I know I was like , oh shit , something's happened , something's happened .

We need courtney's expert , we needed your expertise , that's all on being white , on being white in , on being white .

And our first episode back in over a month and a half .

So oh damn , yeah . Ok , well , I feel kind of honored , but in a yeah .

I wouldn't , I wouldn't , I wouldn't feel not nice to honored way no that sounds about right , yeah , yeah .

OK , well , if there's anything else I can do for y'all , don't call me again .

Thanks , courtney . Thank you , courtney , you're welcome . Bye .

Bye , it's always good whenever someone just picks up

I don't need the explanation , just make it work . I don't need the explanation , just make it work .

Anyways , then we could all hear , and they could hear us , and it would sound really nice and pretty and all that .

Paint me a picture of magic man .

Couldn't you just use the thing ?

Like couldn't you just use ?

the thing . Yeah , I couldn't get it to go through , yeah yeah , gotcha Okay , and I have the . Usb-c . As another white person , I am excited about fall . This summer has not even been a hot summer compared to like last summer , but it's still fucking sucks Like especially going to work and then like walking downtown and like having to get to the .

Oh shit , just keep talking . We're going to play a little of of of Beyonce's Okay .

And like today , with the rain and the seventies come on this . I cannot wait for this to be like the norm again .

Look , it was gloomy , yes , but I'll take that over like the nastiness of the , because when it was hot this summer , it was hot .

Boy howdy .

It's not . This is not country .

This is like gospel-ish .

Okay , I like it . I don't hate it . So that was the first . So I played the first song of Post Malone's album and it straight up went country right .

There we go , there it is , I don't .

I don't know . I don't feel like this is country .

I don't hate it , but I don't think I would listen to this regularly .

Okay , I don't know . I mean she's from .

Houston , yeah , yeah .

Yeah , I don't , yeah , I don't . I'll listen to this before I listen to Post Malone . Look at her now . Look at her , look at her , look at her , look at her .

I don't , yeah , I don't . I'll listen to this before I listen to Post Malone .

I think if I wanted to listen to country music , I'd listen to Post Malone .

If I just want to listen to Beyonce , then this I'm going to listen to this because I have not even given it a go yet . Yeah , I don't , I don't know , I don't know .

Yeah , I don't know either .

I think , in order for me to actually give an opinion , I'm going to have to listen to both .

I feel like Post Malone still sounds like Post Malone even if he does all these different genres between rap , rock , country , whatever . He still sounds like him and I'm tired of the vibrato , but still he sounds like him . She's going for a whole other voice on this one . I don't know , I have to listen to it through . It's been out for a while now .

Yeah , 2024 , early this year . Yeah yeah . It's 27 songs , one hour and 18 minutes . I think we should just turn the lights off and just let it play .

Is this a pants on , pants off situation ? It's whatever you feel .

I think it's whatever you feel . I think it's a little , you know beanstalk situation okay you know what I mean what if ?

you remember the , the , the thing , um , it was like probably early 2000, . The girls with the whale tail show in all the time . That was the thing , right . But I also remember seeing something bedazzling because they were low-rise jeans , just right there having a little rhinestones . Can we bring that back for the guys ?

Our jeans are going to be so low . How low though , like upper thigh , that's going to going to be so low . How low , though , like upper thigh , that's going to have to be like you're basically showing your leg crack .

That's going to be a hole like it's going to be a hole somewhere . We got to have five-inch or three-inch shorts . That's got to be a whole , like it's got to be a whole . Somewhere we got to have the partner with Someone on Alibaba I'm sure can make it for us .

Yeah .

Yeah , there's got to be a supplier . We just show them the design and I think we're on to something I got a pair of three-inch shorts .

What ?

Yeah , I mean what ? Yeah , I mean I got a pair of like I think that's like a three inch and same .

yeah , yeah yeah , uh , from the chat it's gonna be the jazzling . Yeah , yeah , the jazzling , but can we ?

do that for the root for the beanstalk , for the old beanstalk , the old , uh , old for anyone in the chat .

If you've got a better name than beanstalk , we'd love to hear it . I feel like that's kind of the winner at the moment , but anything can go at this point .

Yeah , I just don't know anymore .

Yeah , I don't either . What else do we need to talk about ? I feel like didn't you have something you wanted to chat about ?

Yeah , I wanted to ask and I was going to bring this up about a month and a half ago , but the Porky Pig situation . You all know what Porky pigging it is right yeah , no pants just shirt , yeah , no pants .

Winnie the pooh , yeah porky pigging um . First off they're two different animals , but yet they're doing the same thing , which is crazy , right ? When is it appropriate ? When you're alone at home ?

is it acceptable to this t-shirt or whatever top and no , nothing on that's right no underwear or anything yeah , but naked just Just letting it go .

Yeah , you're wearing a short dress and it ain't covering much .

Huh , whenever I live by myself , I feel too weird . I walk naked . I just walk around the house naked .

See , I feel like walking around naked , naked Naked Because that's how I say it , I know it is Um . I feel like that's um . It feels better than Porky Pig and Porky Pig and it feels like you're doing something shameful .

Porky Pig and seems like .

I felt shame whenever I've done it .

I mean I don't , I don't hate Porky Pig in it .

You just feel like a toddler .

Cause you're still warm up top .

You know what I mean ?

I don't know , man , but it's not so much the warm and you're free down bottom it just feels so strange .

You're warm and free is what it is , but it's perfectly fine to go shorts and no shirt on , that's acceptable .

If I'm doing one or the other , it's probably porky pig in it , to be honest with you . That's a fact .

That is something that's a fact I don't know man , I kind of I don't know . I think I'd feel more ashamed if somebody caught me .

It's not about getting caught . No , no , no , no , I want . It's not about being no I want to .

I want to talk about that part , the getting caught part . Oh so , are you feeling more embarrassed if you are fully nude ? Okay or just porky pig in it porky pig in .

Don't think I . I think it would be an equal embarrassment .

I don't know . I think I would be more embarrassed . Uh , Porky Pig in it .

Cause it could always be like , oh , I hadn't put my underwear on yet you know what I mean Like I'm I'm working on getting dressed . It's like an egg .

That's also really dangerous . I was getting hungry and I oil splatter . It's very dangerous , you know or even sharp objects if you're like cutting , like a tomato or something .

Yeah , but I feel like , uh , someone wouldn't question . Like they opened the door on accident on you , right ? Yeah , you're , you're you're expecting guests , but you didn't expect them so soon . And you're you're porky , pigging it around the place and they open the door and it's going to take them a second . They see clothes .

Your first mistake was anytime you porky pig , like rule number one , lock the door lock the doors .

You gotta lock the doors .

That's where I mess free and warm , you gotta lock the doors immediately .

Free and warm ? Yeah , because you're wearing the shirt , so you're warm , but free down below . You know what I mean . So you gotta lock the doors .

That's your fault I'm more like uh , shorts and uh , or like a pants and a short sleeve shirt and not the , not the long sleeve up top and the shorts , like you like to do I love that .

That's fall is my favorite because I can wear a hoodie and shorts it's almost that you're porky big in it right . That's maybe why I'm so comfortable with it , because my shorts are above the knee and it's almost like you know but I get .

I get my legs get more cold than my upper body .

Oh , see , other way for me . Yeah , I got these meaty ass legs . They don't get cold .

I got nothing , that's really that meaty Right , you would think . In theory I should be cold all the time .

Yeah , I'm not . You'd be fucked with the beanstalk situation .

I would be . I don't think , I didn't think that much . What about the short ? What about the ? What about the little guys at the beanstalk ? Okay , you mean because then if you're not , careful , depending on how they're cut . I mean , that's all that's all show . That's all tip showing right , depending on your cut . I'm talking .

Oh , I thought you meant like circumcised , or ?

uncircumcised . I have a sweater . I'm talking more of the . You know , if you do a one size fits all kind of situation , these got to be custom , one-off pants .

Right , I will say this . What would be a suitable shirt , though , if you're porky pigging it ?

Would it have to be belly button Like a Zeke ? Are you talking like a ?

crop top .

Like a crop top . Like a crop top . No full blown shirt . They could even cover half the ass a little bit .

You know me like show like the gerber baby .

Yeah like there's gonna be something you know peeking out the bottom .

But it's gotta be , can't be belly but I didn't see where it started , but I saw where it ended type of situation because I think if I walked in and saw somebody porky pigging it in a crop top , I would be very confused by that Right . Okay , next question what's worse ? Porky pigging in a t-shirt or porky pigging it in like a business button-up shirt ?

I think the business button-up shirt just means that you were doing a Zoom interview .

I've done that before .

But you had shorts on .

I had boxers on , yeah you at least had something on what if they're like all right , mr beller , can you just stand up for us real quick ? We talked about that before . Nope , no , I cannot , sir . I am handicapped . I'm fully erect right now . I cannot .

Uh , yeah , I don't know . I think the business one's okay , okay , I think the business one's okay . Okay , I think the business one's okay .

There was an Office episode where Michael was changing in his office .

Yes .

And that's where I got the . I didn't see where it started , but I saw where it ended .

Because that's what .

Pam said so what did you see ? I didn't see where it started , but I saw where it ended and yeah , so he was porky picking it .

Yeah , he was . So when we were in Dallas , because we went to Chris and John's , we went to a brewery out there .

Oh yeah , yeah , we did do that . We didn't talk about it .

We had a conversation about something that I feel is going to happen sometime in our lifetime . Okay , I feel

Okay , yes , so you talked about shirt . Uh , you know short skirts and dresses , right for men , and I called that to be a thing .

I said it was a kilt I think that the kilt is a more like scottish thing , like it's got to be plaid , it's got to be plaid , it's got to be no underwear , like there's a specific situation where you'd wear that . I'm saying just in general , like style .

But I want to know like , what kind of skirts Are we talking like ? Because Jesse brought up pencil skirts Are we talking about ?

that no Arab men wear like tunics . That you know .

Yeah , that's true , they wear the tunics . Yeah , they've been wearing the long dresses .

Yeah , who , arabic , arabic yeah , yeah , yeah , arabic men . Yeah , and why ? Probably because it's airy and super nice , it's hot right .

I think if anywhere it's gonna happen , it's gonna be texas , right . But um can we just talk about the business shorts , because I'm here for that business shorts . Think about it , nice little short sleeve blazer . Short sleeve business , short-sleeved business pants .

I've seen that at ACO .

You're out there just looking like you're here to have a good time but also execute some sort of business plan .

Isn't that the guitarist from ACDC that ?

wears that .

Oh yeah , he's young .

Yeah .

Yeah , I think he was- .

A schoolboy ?

Yeah , yeah , I think A schoolboy . Yeah , he's a visionary . That's essentially what you're talking about . I'm talking about that .

Okay , I mean you can wear that and I'll wear my man skirt . You're going to wear your man skirt ?

What kind of top are you going to wear ? I don't think it matters . I don't think it does either .

I think it does . I think just a loose knee go out in airy , I get it . I can still wear a hoodie . I can wear a nice shirt . You have different versions I don't see why that wouldn't take off . I have seen those summer dresses and they do look comfortable .

And then Jesse made up a good point that Henry Styles wears skirts . We're going to get fucked over on that one too , because you said Henry Styles .

Sorry , youtube comments , it's Harry Styles .

There's more TikTok that got pissed off at us .

I don't know , they're all pissed off .

Yeah , I mean , I'm not opposed to it , I'm just saying , like , are we going to be shaving legs ?

No , no , no , no , no . Like later hosing , people wear later hosing . They're fucking short as fuck .

Yeah , I'm going to be wearing some in like a weekend or so from now .

We got to make it up as we go . Boys , what about shoes ?

Are we wearing some ?

pumps . I think we still wear , you know bad ass shoes you can wear boots .

Wear boots , yeah .

You wear boots , that would look good .

Man , could you imagine what the heels are going to do to your calves ?

Okay , calm down , Mr I'm basically wearing heels right now .

I'm just saying oh yeah .

Tim got these TikTok shoes . By the way , that gives them an extra two or three inches on his beanstalk . I don't really understand how that works , so first off .

I bought these off of Timu Okay , not knowing . And then all of a sudden I started seeing on TikTok shop and all of a sudden buy these shoes . They add an extra three inches .

To your penis .

Yeah , it's a bunch of and what's funny is these guys are like yeah , I'm six foot .

I never thought .

I'd be a tall person .

Dude , I'm like 5'8" , 5'9" . Maybe I should get them so I could finally be six foot . They're not uncomfortable , be six foot , they're .

they're not uncomfortable , they're actually pretty comfortable compared to what , like comparing my shoes that you , um , I don't know they , I mean I , I wouldn't .

I wouldn't hate to see how it is to be a little bit taller . They're not bad .

I mean they got those insoles you can put in .

That'll raise the heel , so you're you know , I feel like you're popping out of your shoes . Who was ?

that , uh , but wasn't there a uh , um , somebody in Congress or something or that's being accused of that , or like a ? I feel like there was .

I don't know , there's like this whole picture .

I mean I wish we had a Jamie right now to look this up , but there was like pictures of like showing like how his boot is and how his foot actually is inside of it and it's basically healed , because he's a short man , I don't think short kings were short kings .

I don't see why you know .

I just wanted an extra three inches . Yeah , we could all use an extra three inches , buddy .

You know what I mean .

I can use an extra three inches . Double that up real quick .

Are y'all in any NFL fantasy draft leagues ? Well , we were supposed to be in one tonight . Yeah , but we're missing a person .

We need a person yeah , you want to do fantasy football , dude I mean I okay why don't you jump in can I just auto draft ? Yeah , we usually do a really low buy-in okay , what's the buy-in ? I don't know . Probably 30 , 40 bucks .

That's too much for me . Come on , we got . You're gonna say like , uh , like a five dollar buy-in .

I would consider it . No one makes any money .

They were doing a draft thing at um that uh , that new brewery , uh oh yeah , that uh voodoo brewery that's where I saw lou , by the way , and that place is pretty good , unlike javier who goes in there and buys somebody else's beer that's not the breweries as his first drink what an asshole .

Yeah sorry .

one thing I did get to check out here in fort worth recently and and lance was like really pumping this place up . Is that Hoppin' , hoppin' ? Yeah , how was it , dude ? It was a good time .

It was awesome .

You know you got to figure out how to use the taps and I'm a terrible beer pourer , but they got good amounts of beer out there and it's cool because it's self-serve .

There is a beer that I had down in New Braunfels at some beer bar and it was a pretty clever name it was McConaughey's .

Oh yeah , that's good .

Yeah , that's a good beer . I never had it before .

You can also order food from Maple Branch . They've kind of became friends , I guess .

Oh yeah , that's smart .

They've got good pizza , so you order pizza and they deliver for like two bucks . They deliver it over to Hoppin .

Two Lanes . They kind of should have done , because Two Lanes has really good pizza also .

Yeah , man , I've been wanting to go back there and I think we should have maybe a meet and greet one night at Tulane's .

I'm down , I'm down for that . They're never too packed , it's obnoxious .

They would just put it out there , invite people out , hang out .

There are a couple times where it has been packed , but rarely .

Do they have TVs ? Can we watch football there ?

I want to say they do ?

I want to say they do . I want to watch football . They do because , well , they have the pool table and they have golden tea in there . Right , but that's not football .

So that doesn't answer my question , does it ? Fuck me right ? I'm just trying to be fucking nice .

Chad .

I want to find a place and get a bunch of people together and play , get Blitzed and have a bunch of freebies and stuff .

That'd be a lot of fun .

I mean we can always maybe do Panther Island brewing .

Panther Island Hop Fusion .

Maple , I'm sure Maple Branch . Maybe you can do an event there . At Maple Branch there's a lot of sports bars and all you're doing is paying for beer .

Oh , you're paying for his beer . That's not a bad idea , because they got some good beer , yeah .

I mean Panther Island will do it , and I mean same thing really every time we do an event .

Event they're down to collaborate and so I don't know various sports bars , yeah thankfully takes care of its own hell yeah um , yeah , so that's . Uh , that's all I got .

Um , yeah so um everything else let's talk about what we want to do .

I know , hang on . I want to talk about one thing , I'm sorry . No , no , go for it . You should be . I got breaking news today that panthers City of the Cross is ceasing operations as of effective immediately .

That's sad .

I knew it was coming .

Me too .

And man , our actual Fort Worth sports team , professional sports team , gone . We have the Texas Rattlers still , but they're not Fort Worth , they're Texas .

So I'll be honest with you .

Yeah , it's like Panther City lacrosse . I never saw any real billboards or anything like that .

Yeah .

No selective advertising on some of the social media . Occasionally I'd see it on Facebook .

Do you think this just popped in my head the first time ? Do you think it's because we share so much with Dallas that Dallas gets like we don't have a Fort Worth news station . We don't have .

Oh yeah , it's Dallas Fort Worth news .

Everything's DFW , dfw and they get a lot of love , and I mean we get love too , but so much stuff is Dallas . Do you think we just kind of .

I think it might be part of that , but I also think that maybe we're just in the shadow of the big D .

Yeah , and also people don't go out and do things as much here as they do in Dallas or in Austin , I think there's a lot of money here . There's a lot of money in .

Fort Worth . Where is it being spent ? I know Dallas . They're going to Dallas and spending the money . That's crazy . I mean we drove all the way to Dallas to go to Chris and John's , that's true .

We drove all the way to Austin and San Antonio just to get away .

It's like , yeah , yeah , I mean it sucks , but I was glad , I mean I'm thankful that I bought a jersey for the team that's no longer a team , because you know , know it's , it's fort worth yeah , I got my history , my hoodie and I got my scarf .

Yeah , it's like , it's just like the cats man it .

You know , I wish we'd bring back some . You know , maybe some double a ball or something like that would be cool .

Triple a ball , something , something right , and then , uh , throw in another , maybe , maybe a minor league hockey team that's actually here in fort worth you know , I wonder also I I saw this study somewhere that , like fort worth is feeling more inflation than any other city in the us yeah , it's true , because of the growth and the same inflation and all the

it's just like people just can't afford the same shit they could afford five , ten years ago In Fort Worth In . Fort Worth right , go anywhere else , it'd be okay .

I mean , you know you go out , for we went out to dinner and we didn't drink , we just like split fajitas and had queso at Chewy's and we spent 30 bucks . Like when's the last Last time we went out for dinner and spent less than $80 .

Yeah , you know what I mean .

It was kind of nice .

And so now it's like our little go-to is splitting fajitas and queso and have a $30 meal .

And that's it .

Yeah , because I mean you go to Taco Bell and spend almost $30 these days .

I know I spent $20 . I spent $20 on a meal for Jesse and I . It doesn't make any sense . Needed you needed something cheap ? Right , talk about . I think mcdonald's is maybe one of the only fast food places that are still pretty fucking cheap . Um , our friend , dank he . He posted .

What is his new podcast name ? Just Two Dudes .

Just Two Dudes yeah , have you all listened to it yet ? Yeah , I listened to a bit of it on my way to Lance's the other night . It's pretty fucking funny . It's kind of like it's year one of the Funky Panther .

Yeah , they're getting getting warmed up . Everything , yeah , dude . Anything dank says or does is fucking hilarious .

Yeah , I'm gonna get dank to come over one day , um , and we're gonna sit in here , we're gonna record , basically hot takes from dank yeah and I want to . I commented on there and if anybody steals something , people really pissed off .

Perfect . So on the subject of fourth venues and fourth music , I saw something on the news on Channel 5 about a week or so ago . Quaker City Nighthawks had a show at Tulips on Friday .

Oh yeah , this past Friday yeah .

And so the whole point of that . They were talking about a company , Mullen Mullen . They're sponsoring a music series . It is the Mullen Mullen Concert Series and of course the first one was at Tulips with Quaker City Nighthawks , Matthew Logan Vasquez of um , delta spirit and a couple of others . But that was just a start .

He keeps having these music series at different restaurants and bars and trying to do the exact same thing trying to get visibility to the bars , the restaurants and the musicians .

And , like we were talking about earlier , we can talk about how much we love and support , but I don't know if it's if it's hard just to go out , if it's like , uh , I mean money . I mean , is money , you know , not so good ? I mean where we can't afford to kind of go out anymore because everything's expensive .

There's a lot of us that's kind of hiatus .

And I think , now that we're back , we need to put a better effort in kind of doing stuff like that .

go to fucking mcfly's you know it's down the street also . I mean , you know , I don't want to overshadow what he's doing with the different and , you know , do the same thing either , like we could either kind of see if we could help or or help promote or whatever .

But yeah , I can't even get on Instagram anymore .

Like at all .

I have to . The app does not work . I can get on through the web browser , and that's very inconvenient .

That's bizarre , I don't understand .

There's a lot going on . I have no idea .

Okay .

All right , well , cool , well , is that it .

I think that covered the entirety of uh well , whatever we'll be , back next week , yeah thank you , boys , for uh checking in on me , though I appreciate that .

Yeah , you know we were here , for you , we love you and , of course , um the the the funeral itself was yeah , thanks for thank you for coming .

That was , that was nice you don't ?

you don't say it was very lively and I saw Roy Tammy's , like Roy's , getting down over there singing .

Oh yeah , he loves the hymns , he loves the gospel hymns , I think the only one I knew was the last one .

It's only because Kanye used it on one of his albums . But man it was very .

It was a beautiful service .

Yeah , thank you a beautiful service , I think it really was yeah and uh .

It was nice to see so many people supporting your mom and so many good stories great stories was and so I mean , I feel like , if your mom was listening , she would want this episode dedicated to her , the one that we're talking about , the beanstalks . I truly believe as well .

You know what's funny is um , uh , man , just like before she got like where she you know where she was like incoherent and stuff . I remember her saying asking me he's like is this next episode gonna be one ? I can listen to you and I was like no , she was always asking that she's like I listened to one and it wasn't that bad .

And didn't she cut this board , didn't she cut this ?

board . No , no , no , no , she didn't .

Oh , I thought she did , no , oh well . Well , I'll tell you what she helped you with . A lot of shit she did .

Hell yeah , she laid this floor in here with me . A woman , yeah , absolutely so . Uh shout out to your mom much love to her and there's a plant uh swap in at mcfly's in two weeks , so we should probably check that out for sure .

Well , thank you all for hanging out with us on youtube . We know it's been a while , but thank you for taking the time and hanging out . Appreciate you . Uh , if you listen to us on the podcast , please make sure that you you know , like , subscribe , do all the things you're supposed to do .

We have shirts and hats too , still .

We still yeah , we need to start selling .

Yeah , we need to start getting rid of that stuff .

So much love everybody , Stay good . I'm Chad . I'm Javier .

And I'm Tim .

We are the Funky Panther it was almost in tune . Watch your beanstalks everybody .

This ain't Texas , ain't no Hold'em . So lay your cards down , down , down down . So park your Lexus and throw your keys up , stick around , round , round , round round , and I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you .