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The F Plus

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247: r/eally_sorry_about_that

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Isfahan Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Puppy Time . Edited by Boots Raingear . Personal relationships can be difficult to manage, and there are times when people look for advice from the people closest to them. This is all well and good, but what happens when your closest friends are the anonymous chowderheads on Reddit? Well, in that case things get complicated. This week, The F Plus gives Heather some erasers. Music used: Roxy Music - ...

Mar 21, 20171 hr 17 minEp. 247

246: Compose With Joystick Controllers

with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies STOG Lemon reading: cartridgelit.com Content provided by Achilles' Heelies . Edited by Jimmyfranks . Cartridge Lit invites visitors to share video-game inspired poetry and prose, and a number of people have taken them up on that invitation, bringing their credentials with them. And so, what we have in this episode is a straight hour of reading meticulously written video game literature, and if it hurts you half as much as it hurt us, ...

Mar 15, 20171 hr 13 minEp. 246

245: In Memoriam IMDb Forums

with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Frank West Zarla Lemon reading: imdb.com Content provided by BARK RANGER . Edited by Lemon . This year, IMDb made the decision to dismantle its own message boards, saying that they didn't provide enough value to the site. This of course piqued our interest and we went to see what kind of conversations could be found there. As it turns out: It was exactly the kind of conversations we'd expect to find there. This week, The F Plus meets some like-minded Burgerheads. ...

Mar 05, 20171 hr 9 minEp. 245

244: The Definitive Vampire Episode

with: John Toast Isfahan Portaxx Jimmyfranks Victor Laszlo Boots Raingear reading: drinkdeeplyanddream.com Content provided by Heavenator,The Lesbiathan . Edited by Isfahan . If you are a regular listener to the podcast, you are probably aware of communities who self-identify as superhuman or supernatural creatures. You are also probably aware that these communities often have inconsistent and arbitrary criteria to support their claims. This is more of that, but with draculas. Have you ever drea...

Feb 24, 20171 hr 23 minEp. 244

243: I'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying

with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop STOG Jack Chick Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: realsuperpowers.com Content provided by Sphagnum . Edited by Boots Raingear . Real Super Powers is a site for the documentation of real, actual, legitimate, bona fide, undeniable, serious, authentic, honest, indubitable, factional, non-fictional, unaffected, veritable, perceptible, irrefutable, sincere, honest, no really I promise super powers in human beings. From there, I mean... the episode pretty much writes itself...

Feb 16, 20171 hr 20 minEp. 243

242: (Untitled Vaping Episode)

with: Boots Raingear Frank West Bunnybread Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: e-cigarette-forum.com vapingunderground.com vaping360.com Content provided by The Lesbiathan,Heavenator . Edited by Lemon . As vaporizers became more popular in recent years, the internet did what it does: turn an uninteresting pastime into a cultural signifier with its own jargon and infighting. And so were born "Cloud Chasers"; the men who risk friendships, wages, and their own personal safety in a never ending quest t...

Feb 04, 20171 hr 15 minEp. 242

241: DRUGS!

with: Lemon Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Frank West Boots Raingear reading: drugs-forum.com Content provided by Megacrex Inepta,Boots Raingear . Edited by Boots Raingear . Drugs Forum is (and this may surprise you) a forum where people talk about using drugs. That is, hundreds of thousands of people, over millions of threads, gathering to discuss the drugs they're doing, have recently done, or wish to do in the very near future. It's a vibrant community which, after many years, finally figured out the...

Jan 26, 20171 hr 14 minEp. 241

240: You Need Satan More Than He Needs You

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop Nutshell Gulag STOG Lemon reading: satanicinternationalnetwork.com Content provided by Heavenator,The Lesbiathan . Edited by Lemon . The Satanic International Network (or SIN, hyuk hyuk) bills itself as "the most popular social networking site for Satanists". While I'm not really sure how many sites they beat out for that title, what we have here is a site where various flavors of Satanist can share their feelings on religion, magick, trans rights and t...

Jan 14, 20171 hr 14 minEp. 240

239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks

with: Bunnybread Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Jack Chick Portaxx Lemon reading: www.f-list.net Content provided by Djeser . Edited by Lemon . Back in 2014, we did an episode on a website called F-List, which is a site where furry perverts can share their fetishes in hopes of finding a match with similar bizarre turn-ons. But only recently did we come to find out that the site has forums, where said perverts can share opinions, which are mostly about jism. Of course, we still consulted the feti...

Jan 07, 20171 hr 26 minEp. 239

238: We Wuv Wawa

with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Nutshell Gulag Squiddy Lemon reading: pissedconsumer.com Content provided by Positronic . Edited by Jimmyfranks . There's a lot of justifiable reasons for a modern human to be angry, but the mostly anonymous users of PissedConsumer.com haven't stumbled on any of them. Instead, this is a site about screaming into an aching void of your own customer service indignities, real or imaginary. This week, the women of The F Plus have some opinions, but the men are usuall...

Jan 03, 20171 hr 6 minEp. 238

237: Craigslist Has Forums?

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Jimmyfranks Frank West Bunnybread Lemon reading: forums.craigslist.org Content provided by Nikaer Drekin . Edited by Jimmyfranks . While Grindr may have revolutionized the way people have anonymous gay sex, Craigslist is still a useful repository for people looking for gross furniture, seedy "modeling" jobs and unpaid gigs for exposure. But in addition to all that, they apparently have forums for some reason. In this episode, we're looking specifically at the Etti...

Dec 28, 201659 minEp. 237

236: Mana From Heathens

with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Nutshell Gulag Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: reddit.com soylent.com Content provided by R.S. Benedict,Nikaer Drekin . Edited by Jimmyfranks . California rich guy and man who has opinions Rob Rhinehart invented Soylent as an open source replacement to the unbearable agony of preparing and eating food. And since its inception in 2013, Soylent has given the gift of uncontrollable butt problems to an audience of Reddit-posting free thinkers. This week, The F Plus ...

Dec 17, 20161 hr 2 minEp. 236

235: This Hub Is A Mess

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop Squiddy Lemon reading: hubpages.com Content provided by Heavenator,The Lesbiathan . Edited by Boots Raingear . This episode is about HubPages.com (don't forget the asshole). Music used: Yello - The Expert White Lung - Bag...

Dec 11, 20161 hr 20 minEp. 235

234: Question.com And The Morons

with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: question.com Content provided by Digital Walnut . Edited by Jimmyfranks . Of the many dubious question and answer websites that The F Plus has covered so far, Question.com is certainly one of them. This week, we're visiting The Rude Boy Planet. Music used: George Harrison - What Is Life? Question Mark And The Mysterians - 96 Tears...

Nov 29, 20161 hr 15 minEp. 234

233: Yes, But Can I Get A Man's Opinion?

with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth Zarla Lemon reading: girlsaskguys.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Boots Raingear . Near as we can tell, the website Girls Ask Guys exists for two reasons: To provide women with insight on the innermost thoughts that drive the actions of men, and to surprise you with autoplay music and ads. Near as well can tell, the website Girls Ask Guys succeeds at one of those two things. This week, The F Plus has no patience for your dumb smart pe...

Nov 21, 20161 hr 22 minEp. 233

232: Myers' Frigs

with: Boots Raingear Frank West Achilles' Heelies Portaxx Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Lemon . According to the Washington Post, roughly 2 million people a year take the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. And according to A Number I Just Made Up, 66% of those were administered by people who work in corporate HR departments, habitually doing the voice of the boss from Office Space, like she's making fun of that mentality, except she's actually sayin...

Nov 13, 20161 hr 16 minEp. 232

live5a: F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 1

with: STOG Frank West bumpgrrl Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Boots Raingear . Finland's plot is unleashed! In the fifth F Plus Live show (The Finnish Incident), each reader will approach the stage to be met by Montrith's courier, who will give them material they have never seen before and must read right then and there. The results are dramatic. This episode is divided up into three segments with three readers apiece. The audio presented here is the full live show itself, we also have...

Nov 05, 20161 hr 17 min

live5b: F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 2

with: Jack Chick Kumquatxop Boots Raingear Bunnybread Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Boots Raingear . The agony continues! With F Plus Live undaunted by Montrith's first selections, she reaches for incompehensible dialect, hardcore dorkporn, and selections of poetry. Did we mention the nuclear tipped Angry Birds? I'm pretty sure we've mentioned the Angry Birds. This is part two of three. Jack Chick 's reading contains some very questionable dialogue and Kumquatxop 's reading contains q...

Nov 05, 20161 hr 26 min

live5c: F Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 3

with: Lemon Achilles' Heelies Jimmyfranks Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Boots Raingear . The explosive finale ! Montrith turns the screws on the audience, but they prove resiliant. This is part three of three. And we start it out with Lemon and a piece of music journalism with a bunch of lyrics in it. After that, Achilles' Heelies learns a lot about not giving up on love. And the closer for the evening is the good sir Jimmyfranks who gives the assembled audience some practical romanti...

Nov 05, 20161 hr 15 min

231: Episode 231 The Hedgehog

with: Isfahan Frank West Bunnybread Lemon reading: sonicfanchara.wikia.com Content provided by Stinky Pete . Edited by Isfahan . The Sonic the Hedgehog franchise has a fanbase that frequently creates their own "original characters" with all of the care, originality and effort that went into the characters they're emulating (which is a compliment to nobody). At the Sonic Fan Character wiki, we're going to read about them, because the world needs to know about Sonic the Hedgehog's cousin, Jack. Th...

Oct 23, 20161 hr 24 minEp. 231

230: Huge Hoops Hard Dudes

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Frank West Isfahan Lemon reading: hoopfetish.com Content provided by Spooks . Edited by Lemon . The men of HoopFetish.com are sexually excited by hoop earrings. And it's okay if you don't trust me on this, because they've written a number of words themselves to support this claim. We're going to be taking a look at the men in this community, and perhaps learn a little bit about the exasperated women that couple with them. This is the beauty and colors of life for ...

Oct 16, 20161 hr 24 minEp. 230

229: The Space In Our Planet

with: STOG Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth The Intern Lemon reading: welcome-to-concave-earth-forum.70389.x6.nabble.com Content provided by BomberJacket . Edited by Adam Bozarth . Our brand new intern is in the mix while Lemon forgets which setting his microphone is supposed to be on and we explore the science behind The Concave Earth Theory ! Popularized by Steven Christ, The Concave Earth theory states that [onomatopoeia where you stick your pointer finger between your lips and move it up and down whi...

Oct 08, 20161 hr 3 minEp. 229

228: United Nations of Dinguses

with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Frank West Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: forum.nationstates.net Content provided by PleaseAndThanks . Edited by Jimmyfranks . Nation States is a game where players can create their own idealized version of a country, ally with other nations in the game, pass resolutions, and vie for supremacy. Separate from that, the forums of Nation States is a place where people post in character as emissaries from their fictitious countries to brag about their totalitarian ...

Sep 26, 20161 hr 11 minEp. 228

227: Self Publish And Perish

with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Jack Chick Portaxx Lemon reading: americastarbooks.pub Content provided by Sham bam bamina! . Edited by Lemon . Our modern internet affords lots of opportunities for self-expression. However, these things remain ephemeral, and some authors long for the physicality of the written word. Fortunately for them, there's America Star Books (formerly PublishAmerica), a self-publishing book company that's innovated the publishing world by removing all those annoying standa...

Sep 13, 20161 hr 33 minEp. 227

226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode

with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Frank West Jack Chick Lemon reading: ehow.com Content provided by Spooks . Edited by Isfahan . Launched in 1999, eHow is a content farm built to give advice on how to perform crucial tasks and it is, crucially, not wikiHow. It's still very much F Plus worthy though, as you can see from articles like "How to Give a Milk Enema", "How To Text A Girl Without Being Creepy", and "How To Kick A Cocaine Habit At Home By Yourself". This week, The F Plus reads an entirely new ...

Aug 28, 20161 hr 27 minEp. 226

225: Something Something Disrupt

with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Portaxx Lemon reading: ideaswatch.com Content provided by A Meat . Edited by Jimmyfranks . The internet is an exciting global landscape under constant dynamic upheaval. I have no idea what any of that means, but we're talking about tech startups here, so it doesn't really matter. We're looking at a site called IdeasWatch where people can pitch their ideas for an interesting app or innovation and then ... well, nothing. It's ignored forever. This week, ...

Aug 23, 20161 hr 10 minEp. 225

224: UGH! F Plus Raps

with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast J W Friedman Lemon reading: deviantart.com wikihow.com songbay.co Content provided by Thursley,PleaseAndThanks . Edited by Lemon . It's been too long since our last musical episode, but this one is worth the wait. We gathered together some of The F Plus' greatest hip-hop enthusiasts (and also Boots) to browse the internet's finest sources for hip hop lyrics; I'm talking about DeviantArt, WikiHow, Yahoo Answers, and some site from Colombia. The result wi...

Aug 13, 20161 hr 19 minEp. 224

223: Penis Problems & Water

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks K Thor Jensen Lemon reading: abchomeopathy.com Content provided by Old Zircon . Edited by Boots Raingear . Do you understand homeopathy? We don't. So we brought The Internet's own K. Thor Jensen along as we took a good long browse through the forums of ABC Homeopathy. We still don't understand homeopathy, but now we know that a lot of the men who are into it have small, thin penises which don't work very well. This week, Jimmyfranks doesn't ...

Aug 11, 20161 hr 23 minEp. 223

222: The Left Hand Complaints

with: Boots Raingear Frank West Acierocolotl STOG Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: feedback.pornhub.com Content provided by Jack Sensation . Edited by Boots Raingear . With an estimated 2.4 million visits per hour, PornHub is one of the most popular websites on The Internet. In serving up petabytes of data to a huge customer base who are, by design, short term participants you might think that these participants would prefer to be anonymous. As an F Plus listener, you are probably also aware tha...

Jul 29, 20161 hr 17 minEp. 222

221: Specialty Wankers

with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick STOG Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: mymasturbation.com Content provided by Spooks . Edited by Djeser Djeseru . The Internet is frequently looking to expand the scope of human knowledge, and My Masturbation is a site doing that in a unique way. Offering hundreds of unique masturbation suggestions for both men and women, reading this site turned out to be way grosser than any of us were prepared for. In fact, this very nearly didn't end up getting released as an epis...

Jul 21, 20161 hr 9 minEp. 221
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