with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: botnik.org Edited by Lemon . In a complete departure from our usual approach, we spend this episode composing and reading text using Botnik's predictive text generators: the system used to write Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash . We give that a once over, and then play around with our own, including a Nicki Minaj song, Seinfeld beat poetry, and some crossover fic. This episode is a bit o'...
Jan 22, 2018•45 min•Ep. 274
with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Frank West Nutshell Gulag Jack Chick Lemon reading: reddit.com candlepowerforums.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Achilles' Heelies . There's a couple hundred thousand members of CandlePowerForums and I don't mind telling you: those folks are really into flashlights. In what is probably our most jargon-filled episode, we're exploring the predilictions of these (exclusively) men who want to share their obsession with their wives and children, who...
Jan 17, 2018•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 273
with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Frank West STOG Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: furoticon.com Content provided by Mix . Edited by Lemon . Furoticon is a game similar to Magic: The Gathering, but with two important distinctions: The objective of the game is to get your furry trading cards to have sex with each other and the rules are impossible to figure out. But we're not going to let that slow us down. We're going to read these rules, and if that doesn't make us horny, we'll move onto to the forum r...
Jan 06, 2018•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 272
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: fanfiction.net Content provided by Eider Duck . Edited by Boots Raingear . ComicsNix is a somewhat prolific fan fiction author who became a brief point of internet interest after writing a story where Severus Snape has sex with all the Teletubbies. But that's passé now, so we're off to explore his other, more intellectual works — like the one where Batman has sex with Robocop in order to stimulate amnesia, or the complications...
Dec 21, 2017•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 271
with: Isfahan Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Kumquatxop Lemon reading: www.wwgfa.info Content provided by Ray Thompson . Edited by Lemon . The World Wide Glove Fetish Association (or WWGFA, for those in the know) is a surprisingly popular forum where the predominantly British members discuss the intricacies of their fetish for gloves while a dedicated group of niche pornographers try to exploit them. This week, The F Plus needs to put on a gas mask before fingering you. Music used: Hot Snakes - No...
Dec 13, 2017•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 270
with: Jimmyfranks Frank West John Toast Portaxx Lemon reading: worldsuperheroregistry.com therlsh.com howtokillasuperhero.net Content provided by Kanyesutra . Edited by Jimmyfranks . “Real Life Superheroes” is a somewhat confusing term, because it describes actual living human beings who wear costumes and write bios in the third person espousing their worldview and then... I mean, well what is “heroism” really? Is signing up for an account on the superhero forums and then getting into a flamewar...
Dec 05, 2017•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 269
with: Frank West Isfahan Jack Chick STOG Lemon reading: gamefaqs.com Content provided by Girlkisser,Shell Game,Yavuz Sultan Salim . Edited by Isfahan . Since 1995, GameFAQs has served as a hub for video game walkthroughs and strategies. While this is of little concern to our podcast, the fact that this website also contains a forum where video game enthusiasts can share their thoughts concerns us. Having now read the thoughts they feel are worth sharing, we're simply concerned. This week, The F ...
Nov 26, 2017•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 268
with: Boots Raingear Frank West Nutshell Gulag Zarla Lemon reading: offbeatbride.com Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Lemon . As the previous episode on this subject ( #129 ) can attest to, the people who blog about their weddings on Offbeat Bride are really into nerdy things. And it's okay if you don't believe me on this, because they'll be more than happy to provide evidence. Much more evidence than you could ever possibly need! Do you like it when people reference other things? Thes...
Nov 19, 2017•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 267
with: Bunnybread Frank West John Toast Isfahan Boots Raingear reading: movie-ideas.wikia.com Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Boots Raingear . The Movie Ideas Wiki is (and this is going to come as a surprise) a wiki wherein people write and catalog ideas they have for movies. But (and this may come as an even bigger surprise) the ideas posted on that wiki are crap. So Boots was thinking "Hey, what if we read these crappy ideas out loud, would that be funny?" The answer may shock you! T...
Nov 12, 2017•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 266
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Squiddy Lemon reading: pinchofyum.com Content provided by Ryro The Dino . Edited by Lemon . Food blogging has a conundrum: People like to read and share recipes, but with there only being so many unique varients on "Sausage And Peppers", how can one particular food blog hope to cultivate its audience? Why, with 🌟zazzle🌟 of course! And words. Lots and lots of words. To that end, we're looking at one particular food blog, and specifically all th...
Nov 05, 2017•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 265
with: Boots Raingear STOG Bunnybread Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: amazon.com Content provided by Curlicue . Edited by Jimmyfranks . As the world's third largest retailer, Amazon provides a marketplace with an ever expanding range of products like groceries, fine art, television shows, video game streams, and dildos. Yes of course dildos this is the internet and there's always dildos. In this episode we're looking at those brave netizens who purchased cheap sex toys on Amazon, found the ...
Oct 18, 2017•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 264
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Isfahan Nutshell Gulag Portaxx Tommy Lemon reading: notalwaysright.com Content provided by Dawnswalker . Edited by Isfahan . Previous subject notalwaysright.com (which titles itself as "Not Always Right - Funny & True Stores") has sections other than the one where cashiers totally own customers and then everyone applauds afterwards. In this episode, we look at Not Always Romantic , allegedly true and allgedly funny stories about couples being really adorable t...
Oct 02, 2017•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 263
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: wikiporno.org Content provided by Sham bam bamina! . Edited by Jimmyfranks . The website Wikiporno is fun to say. In addition to that, it's a Media Wiki site where, as best as we can figure, three guys lovingly catalog all of the pornography they have seen, and they've seen a lot of a pornography! This week, we start principal photography for Butt F Plus. Music used: Billy Squier - The Stroke Clarence Carter - Strokin'...
Sep 26, 2017•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 262
with: Boots Raingear Frank West Adam Bozarth Achilles' Heelies Squiddy Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Captain Laser Pants . Edited by Boots Raingear . With a subscribed userbase of 18 million, r/AskReddit works with a simple premise: One person asks a question, other people answer it. And that open-ended concept means means Reddit can do what it's best at: Dim your view of human worth. It is a series of threads posted in by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. This ...
Sep 16, 2017•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 261
with: Bunnybread Achilles' Heelies STOG Jack Chick Boots Raingear Content provided by Cheapskate,Montrith,Caroline,A Meat,Heavenator,The Lesbiathan . Edited by Jimmyfranks . The F Plus Live 6 is the biggest and most dangerous F Plus Live in history. After explaining the premise of the show, Lemon starts out handing out documents (or "spells"), and the audience quickly learns there's going to be a lot to wrap your head around. Bunnybread : A Story of Dirt Eating from Experience Project Achilles' ...
Sep 12, 2017•1 hr 27 min
with: Ironicus Cheapskate Lou Fernandez Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks bumpgrrl Nutshell Gulag Content provided by Boots Raingear,Mix,Portaxx,Kanyesutra,Zekka . Edited by Jimmyfranks . Lemon receives a phone call from his supervisor and the plan changes. More readers! We need more readers! Ironicus & Cheapskate : wikiHow (The Good vs Evil Edition) Lou Fernandez : A religious tretise on Satan and Hell by High Priestess Maxine Dietrich Kumquatxop : Blow Up The Moon (one of several usenet essays by Ale...
Sep 11, 2017•1 hr 35 min
with: Lemon the audience J W Friedman Adam Bozarth Frank West Satan Content provided by Zarla,Spooks,Girlkisser,Achilles' Heelies . Edited by Jimmyfranks . For the last segment of F Plus Live 6, we consult a supercomputer and our nearest available Frank West to learn that we have not yet collected enough magicks to summon Satan. And so, we take drastic measures. Lemon & The Audience : badfic snippets J W Friedman : Read how Katy Perry's video Firework is witchcraft and how the spell is cast ...
Sep 11, 2017•54 min
with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: theburpfetishforums.com Content provided by Detective TV Tropes . Edited by Lemon . The members of The Burp Fetish Forums share one particular prediliction which is (and this may surprise you) they all have a burp fetish. How does this fetish manifest itself, you ask? Do they like women burping or men burping? Burping in public places or burping in private areas? Slow romantic burping or torrid non-con burping? The answe...
Sep 04, 2017•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 260
with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Jimmyfranks Squiddy Ironicus Lemon Content provided by Mix . Edited by Jimmyfranks . Hello, podcast listener! This is an episode about making food with bodily fluids. If you're familiar with what we do, you're probably going to like this episode a lot. If you've never heard this show before, this isn't the one to start with. Maybe try a wikiHow episode instead? This week, we're sending back this Galliano shot. Music used: Herb Alpert - Whipped Cream Pissed Jea...
Aug 04, 2017•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 259
with: Boots Raingear STOG Jimmyfranks John Toast Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: thegamecrafter.com Content provided by Spooks . Edited by Jimmyfranks . The creators and visionaries over at The Game Crafter have some innovative new board and card games to sell you, and they're not hampered by such trivialities as marketability, distribution, is this game any good, and am I a cretin with an axe to grind about feminism and letting that motivate every aspect about myself. Yeah, it's those kind of ...
Jul 28, 2017•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 258
with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth Kumquatxop Lemon reading: WizardForums.com Content provided by Zekka,Girlkisser,Yavuz Sultan Salim . Edited by Boots Raingear . This episode on The Wizard Forums can best be described with this opening note from the document: Order within each section is approximately “least likely to be a serial killer” to “most likely to be a serial killer.” Music used: The Cars - Magic Fucked Up - Magic Word...
Jul 21, 2017•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 257
with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Bunnybread Squiddy bumpgrrl Lemon reading: findoms.net clips4sale.com Content provided by Girlkisser . Edited by Lemon . The financial domination subculture is one centered around the act of one person giving money to another personfor reasons which must be self evident. We're looking at the thoughts and habits of both the findoms and the paypigs, and the troubles they have getting along with each other. This week, The F Plus can't reach the end of Josh's Amazon w...
Jul 09, 2017•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 256
with: Boots Raingear Isfahan John Toast Frank West Cheapskate Lemon reading: deviantart.com Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Isfahan . There's a fella on the internet by the name of saganfan1983 who has a lot of opinions to share about the issues that affect us all, like what breasts should look like or if it's okay to eat that one fish from The Phantom Menace. Oh! Also he built a spaceship. It totally works. This week, The F Plus only appears to kill a panda. Music used: Recorder Movi...
Jul 03, 2017•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 255
with: Boots Raingear STOG Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: thoughtcatalog.com Content provided by Achilles' Heelies,Cheapskate . Edited by Jimmyfranks . The premise of the Millenial-focused superblog Thought Catalog can be neatly summarized in its slogan All thinking is relevant . This is infuriating by itself, and not helped by the dozen or so incredibly prolific bloggers who pose the challenge "All thinking is relevant, even... this!?" This episode, The F Plus were merely freshmen....
Jun 21, 2017•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 254
with: Frank West Nutshell Gulag Kumquatxop Ironicus Boots Raingear reading: energymuse.com Content provided by Heavenator,The Lesbiathan . Edited by Boots Raingear . The proprietors of online crystal shop EnergyMuse.com inform us that “almost ever [sic] ancient civilization has utilized Earth energy—in the form of crystals and gems—in some way.” And if you think that statement is suspect, let me ask you - do you really understand what that means? I'm pretty sure nobody does. This week, The F Plu...
Jun 10, 2017•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 253
with: Boots Raingear Frank West John Toast Portaxx Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: corporateofficehq.com Content provided by Puppy Time . Edited by Lemon . The stated mission statement of Corporate Office & Headquarters is to provide visitors with customer service contact information for a variety of different corporations. However, the site allows comments, so the actual mission is that. This week, The F Plus doesn't want the update, Doug. Music used: The Avalanches - Live At Dominoes Pissed Je...
Jun 02, 2017•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 252
with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Jack Chick John Toast Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: rantrampage.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Jimmyfranks . If you visit RantRampage.com, you'll find that the middle 390 pixels are filled with thousands of grievances filed by anonymous people on every available subject. That's followed by dozens of comments by more anonymous people who are wholly disinterested in having a productive conversation, but they sure do have a lot of things they hate. This...
May 26, 2017•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 251
with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Portaxx Frank West Lemon reading: umd.net wetlookforums.com clips4sale.com Content provided by Girlkisser . Edited by Boots Raingear . There's a lot of peculiar naming conventions in unusual internet fetishes, which makes the Wet And Messy fetishists very appreciated. They like it when people are wet and messy! And they have many many many words to prove it. They also have a whole lot of pictures to prove it, but we needn't concern ourselves with that. This week, ...
May 19, 2017•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 250
with: Frank West Achilles' Heelies John Toast Kumquatxop Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: passionsnetwork.com Content provided by Kanyesutra . Edited by Lemon . The Passions Network presents a unique value proposition: What if, instead of making one dating website, we create literally hundreds of unique (in name, but largely identical) websites, in the hopes of luring in customers with a whole bunch of super-specific niches? What would happen if we did that? The answer, it turns out, is an F Plus e...
May 08, 2017•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 249
with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Adam Bozarth J W Friedman Lemon reading: ewrestling.wikia.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Lemon . There's a lot of enthusiastic wrestling fans in the world, and some of them dream of one day becoming professional wrestlers in their own right. In the real world that would take a lot of diligence, luck, and willingness to adopt a lifelong addiction to painkillers - but this is the internet: a place for dreamers. Enter eWrestling Encyclopedia . It's a pl...
Apr 10, 2017•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 248
