with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks bumpgrrl Chris Collision Lemon reading: www.girlpits.com Content provided by Sinestro . Edited by Lemon . As we've demonstrated so far, human sexuality is a complicated and frequently confusing morass. And to that end, we present to you: The men of GirlPits. They like the armpits of girls. A lot. And now it's time for you to hear about it. This week, body odor gets a theme song. Music used: Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass ...
Jul 16, 2016•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 220
with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Nutshell Gulag Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: gaiaonline.com Content provided by Kanyesutra . Edited by Jimmyfranks . With over 28 million members and 13 years of history, Gaia Online could accurately be called one of the most popular forums on the internet. It's central feature is a gamification effort where members can dress up their paper-doll avatars with bits and baubles while they discuss their favorite animes or (in the case of this episode) the troubles with femi...
Jul 08, 2016•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 219
with: John Toast Jack Chick STOG Portaxx Lemon reading: patentauction.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Jack Chick . In the past, The F Plus has provided listeners with all sorts of inventions that the internet has come up with and wants to sell to the general public. And, well, let's not complicate matters. We're doing that again. Lest you fear repetition, have you heard about the iPhone app that eliminates child negligence, a fitness regimen based on lifting women, or a sporting eve...
Jul 03, 2016•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 218
with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG Squiddy Lemon reading: tumblr.com reddit.com Content provided by Kanyesutra . Edited by Lemon . The internet is frequently a place where people brag about their talents in a particular skill, and if that skill is stealing things from stores, well that's just fine. We're looking at the people who steal, proudly, and they have things to say. Some of those things are coherant. This week, The F Plus gets some bonus tips on how to be a Sugar Baby. Music used: Jane...
Jun 25, 2016•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 217
with: Boots Raingear Portaxx John Toast Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: quantummansite.com Content provided by The Lesbiathan,Heavenator,The Moon Man . Edited by Boots Raingear . Victor is feeling a little under the weather, and it just so happens that Quantum Man offers "The World's First Downloadable Medicine". In keeping with the spirit of alternative medecine served over the internet, Quantum Man is a gaudy site that promises to cure influenza, malaria, meth addiction, constipation, food allerg...
Jun 20, 2016•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 216
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: vrtitties.com reddit.com Content provided by Heavenator,The Lesbiathan . Edited by Lemon . It's a confluence of technologies and interests that brought us to this point, but we're here. With a number of viable VR options released to the market, we find ourselves taking our first clumsy steps towards fully realized, three dimensional, immersive, interconnected, user created worlds. And the subjects of this episode have gathere...
Jun 10, 2016•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 215
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Frank West Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: reddit.com nofap.com Content provided by Achilles' Heelies . Edited by John Toast . NoFap is a community, fortified by Reddit, where men (and hypothetically women, but always men) can discuss how they've reached their full physical and intellectual potential since they've stopped masturbating. And the results are self-evident when you read the one act plays where parts of their brain argue with their penis. It's a community...
Jun 03, 2016•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 214
with: John Toast Bunnybread Isfahan Boots Raingear Lemon reading: goodreads.com amazon.com Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Isfahan . A self-published author has a difficult job to do when it comes to promotion. They've got to follow sales, trends, promotions, press, design, and beyond all that, they go on Good Reads and yell at people who didn't like their book. Well, maybe they shouldn't do that last part, but the subjects of today's episode do that anyway. We're looking at authors w...
May 27, 2016•2 hr 9 min•Ep. 213
with: Victor Laszlo Frank West Portaxx Jack Chick Lemon reading: dozerfleet.wikia.com Content provided by Nikaer Drekin . Edited by Lemon . In late 2013, we focused on a particular man who calls himself The Dozerfleet Founder; a person who has written over a thousand pages of wiki devoted to himself, and the projects he would like you to give him credit for. We felt our work was pretty exhaustive on the subject, but we're aware there's plenty we missed. In this episode, we spend some time lookin...
May 23, 2016•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 212
with: Isfahan Kumquatxop Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth J W Friedman Lemon reading: forum.davidicke.com Content provided by Zekka . Edited by Lemon . For decades, David Icke has been speaking loudly and publicly about his hypothesis that Reptoids (that is, beings who appear human but who are actually decendents of the Lizard People who live in the center of the Earth) walk among us and are plotting to enslave humanity. And of course, that's interesting and all, but we're going to be looking at the ...
May 07, 2016•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 211
with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: notalwaysright.com Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Isfahan . Working in retail can be a stressful and thankless experience, but as in all things, the internet is there to help. NotAlwaysRight is a place where visitors can share their stories of totally pwning the customers they had to deal with and how impressed everyone was with that experience. This week, The F Plus wonders "God, what is this madness?" PS: Le...
Apr 17, 2016•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 210
with: Boots Raingear Frank West John Toast Lemon reading: clips4sale.com Content provided by A Meat . Edited by John Toast . Founded in 2001, clips4sale.com has served as an open-air fetish bazaar catering to all sorts of hyperspecific sexual interests of the people who are willing to pay a premium. We try to prepare ourselves, but nothing could prepare us for these animated GIFs. This week, The F Plus reacts to visual things. And you would too, buddy. Music used: Mr. Bungle - Girls of Porn Chap...
Apr 10, 2016•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 209
with: Lemon Bunnybread Jimmyfranks STOG Boots Raingear reading: forums.fleshlight.com Content provided by Spooks . Edited by Boots Raingear . Sooooo..... Fleshlight has forums. Did you know this? We didn't know this. Spooks found out about it and now that's what we're reading. As it turns out, this is a surprisingly active forum with a community of members who discuss the finer details of the plastic sleeve that they masturbate into. With that comes some of the standard themes you'd expect, like...
Apr 06, 2016•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 208
with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Kumquatxop Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: xtrememind.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Lemon . There's a number of websites out there that can try to teach you some certain type of magic spell, or some certain type of mind control technique, but the superpredators over at Xtreme Mind take a shotgun approach to their methods, selling Neurolinguistic programming, mind power machines, magical wish fulfillment, orgone boxes, and pretty much anything else that th...
Apr 02, 2016•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 207
with: STOG Jack Chick Portaxx Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: experienceproject.com Content provided by Sinestro . Edited by Jimmyfranks . The Experience Project is a site where members can share their own life experiences. And then, because this is the internet, those very same members can argue with each other about who is the worst human being alive and then overshare their own fetishes. This week, The F Plus starts our own jam band. Music used: Cracker - I Need Better Friends DEVO - R U Experienc...
Mar 19, 2016•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 206
with: Jack Chick Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: booksie.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Jack Chick . Lemon recently visited Portland. He met up with his friends Jack Chick and Nutshell Gulag to explore the city's restaurants, shops and bars. When the day was over and the group had plenty of liquor in them, he decided to test their friendship by making them all read stories from a site called Booksie. Booksie is the premier platform for unpublished authors who are interested in publis...
Mar 06, 2016•1 hr 8 min
with: Boots Raingear Frank West Bunnybread Lemon reading: tsa.transform.to Content provided by Spooks . Edited by Boots Raingear . The Transformation Story Archive is a very old website where participants share stories about turning into different things: bears, statues, the other sex, and concepts too horrible to read out loud. As a result, this episode is shorter than most. But if you've been looking forward to an episode in which Bunnybread says "crotch" then you are in luck. This week, The F...
Feb 22, 2016•48 min•Ep. 205
with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Isfahan Portaxx Lemon reading: kadir-buxton.com Content provided by Caroline . Edited by Jack Chick . We've focused on a lot of people with varying mental disorders, so it's time to talk a little bit about mental health. Andy Kadir-Buxton is an unlicensed medical practioner who, in addition to a number of other profound and confusing accomplishments, has invented a cure for "a wide variety of mental health problems". In addition to learning about the Kadir-Buxton ...
Feb 13, 2016•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 204
with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop John Toast STOG Lemon reading: smokingfeelsgood.com libertyvan.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Lemon . Hoping to make some better decisions in his life, Lemon's been taking some time self examining his smoking habit. Then he reached out to his friend Montrith to see if she had any related reading material which would speak to cigarette smoking's effect on the body and mind. Then Lemon was reminded that Montrith knows only agony. To that end, we take a...
Feb 06, 2016•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 203
with: Boots Raingear Portaxx Isfahan Jack Chick Lemon reading: ragerant.com rantcentralforums.com wtf.com Content provided by Caroline . Edited by Portaxx . Life can be frustrating at times. To that end, there are sites on the internet where people can go and type the subjects of their anger into a form for others to read. These screeds can be on any subject, and restrictions of logic, spelling or grammar do not apply. Also, posting a screed usually means you get involved in flamewars with the o...
Jan 30, 2016•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 202
with: Victor Laszlo Frank West STOG Bunnybread Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth Lemon Edited by Lemon . For the second half of our restrospective, we've got a lot of topics we need to cover, including how Victor Laszlo deals with depression and what STOG does in an elevator. Those important matters discussed, we touch on the visibility of women on the internet, how The F Plus met Left Handed Radio, and jokes so bad that they need to be augmented with crickets. The ridiculists then shar...
Jan 21, 2016•1 hr 45 min•Ep. 200
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop Portaxx Acierocolotl Jack Chick Lemon Edited by Boots Raingear . For our 200th episode, The F Plus is looking at a very strange group of people called The F Plus. This is part one of our retrospective episode, and seven of us are going to discuss the series of events that caused us to all know each other, start recording podcasts, and the absolutely terrifying act of meeting each other in person. Plus, we're going to be looking back on those moments tha...
Jan 18, 2016•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 200
with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Nutshell Gulag Victor Laszlo Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: store.infowars.com Content provided by Nikaer Drekin . Edited by Lemon . For a number of years, and across several different forms of media, Alex Jones has been preaching his own brand of “The Truth” and has built a following doing so. Jones has an agenda to push, but more than that, Jones also has a whole bunch of crap to sell you. That's what we're focusing on here; a whole episode dedicated only to the pr...
Jan 10, 2016•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 201
with: Boots Raingear Frank West Kumquatxop Isfahan Lemon Content provided by Amelia Blank . Edited by Lemon . This episode comes to you from 600 episodes in the future! In that time, there are people who go to a poorly designed forum and say completely improbable things about themselves and how they got here, and these improbable things go completely unchallenged by the other posters on the forum. More importantly, they share schematics of how you can build your very own time machine. This week,...
Jan 01, 2016•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 199
with: Boots Raingear John Toast Adam Bozarth Portaxx Lemon reading: bodybuilding.com t-nation.com Content provided by eudo,Montrith . Edited by Lemon . Fitness is important. I just typed that onto a keyboard after waking up with a hangover, smoking a cigarette, and then sitting in a chair staring at my computer screens for a couple hours. Sorry, what I was I talking about? So this is a bodybuilding episode. It's pretty funny, but I'm having a lot of trouble writing an episode summary for it, so ...
Dec 20, 2015•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 198
with: Boots Raingear Frank West Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: answers.yahoo.com Content provided by Digital Walnut . Edited by Boots Raingear . It's been years since our last full journey to Yahoo! Answers, and it's actually kind of comforting to see how little the site has changed. From topics ranging from Race Relations in America to Anime Appreciation, as well as the ever popular "Hey, how do you spell the word pregnant?", Yahoo! Answers has always been a very reliable source of baffling a...
Dec 14, 2015•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 197
with: Jack Chick Acierocolotl Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: kraftrecipes.com hormel.com walmart.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Lemon . There's a lot of recipe websites out there, and a lot of websites owned by giant food conglomerates. Fortunately, the internet has a way of synergizing things and these corporations provide their very own websites which encourage people to cook with their products. Looking for a salad recommendation from SPAM? A cocktail recipe by Hormel? A filling ...
Dec 07, 2015•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 196
with: Frank West Kumquatxop STOG J W Friedman Lemon reading: urthgame.com Content provided by Heavenator . Edited by Lemon . Urth looks and plays like the world's shittiest video game. The creators insist that Urth is not a game (which is why they call it Urth the Game), but a path to prosperity, a tool for resurrecting the dead, a meditation conduit to alleviate your fears, and a method for winning the lottery - not for the money, just, you know, to prove you can. But video game or not, you're ...
Nov 21, 2015•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 195
with: Boots Raingear STOG Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by STOG . No matter who you are, Reddit has something for everyone. A few examples include: complaining about women, complaining about video games, complaining about women playing video games, or (to our collective delight) sharing your terrible drawings of dragons. "But what about me?" asks the person who wants legal advice. "Where can I go to seek legal advice over... say... me being fined ...
Nov 17, 2015•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 194
with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: imaginensfwoah.tumblr.com Content provided by Positronic . Edited by Lemon . Fanfiction is a complicated artistic endeavor. To connect with an audience, a writer needs to exploit a subject that resonates with an audience, and then serve concept, dialogue and action which the audience would find pleasing. Or, if you're the people behind imaginensfwoah, you skip all of that completely. The characters are non-specific, the set...
Nov 08, 2015•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 193
