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The F Plus

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192: Patent Pretending

with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Bunnybread Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: ideaconnection.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Boots Raingear . Okay, we've spent a couple episodes highlighting the brilliance of people who consider themselves "idea people", but now it's time to spend some time thinking about the other end of the supply chain. Idea Connection is a website that caters to customers who are looking for a terrific idea that they can purchase from the website, along with any r...

Nov 01, 20151 hr 20 minEp. 192

live4b: F Plus Live 4 | Part Two

with: Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth bumpgrrl Chris Collision J W Friedman Edited by Lemon . Part two goes to different places as we invite the lads from I Don't Even Own A Television to read what they've found. Also, while Adam Bozarth and Nutshell Gulag couldn't make it to the live show, they were kind enough to put together video packages in their stead. Lastly, there's a scene for a detective show (?) and STOG plays a dog. This one has a two remote segments that only exist in the YouTube playli...

Oct 25, 20151 hr 1 min

live4a: F Plus Live 4 | Part One

with: Frank West Jack Chick STOG Edited by Lemon . This is the audio for F Plus Live, part 1. All of these recordings are also available on video, thanks to Mique. We've put together an F Plus Live 4 playlist right here . We'll confess up front that the audio is... well, it's as good as it is. Lemon spent many hours trying to clean up the sounds, and believes it's good enough. But the content is what matters. The audio and video were each cut differently, each contain stuff the other doesn't. Pa...

Oct 25, 201557 min

live4c: F Plus Live 4 | Part Three

with: Bunnybread Boots Raingear Lemon Kumquatxop Edited by Lemon . Part Three of F Plus Live 4 is brought to you by Wow, That's Almost The 90's Part Three Contains Bunnybread : about four minutes of ad copy (audio only) Adam Bozarth : Masturbate Night In America and A Girl (video only) Boots Raingear : The Defenestration of Cornelius Fudge by Qoheleth Lemon Butter Me Up by Pandanarchy Kumquatxop Harry Potter and the Horcrux of the Future by selenepotter Chris Collision & STOG : The Sky Is Fa...

Oct 25, 20151 hr 4 min

191: The Merchants of Urine

with: Boots Raingear STOG Jack Chick Bunnybread Lemon reading: quickfixurine.com uroclub.com stadiumpal.com amazon.com Content provided by BomberJacket . Edited by Lemon . Have you ever been out in the middle of nowhere, probably camping or playing golf, and then realizing you really, really need to pee? Have you ever entertained the idea of being the secret MacGuyver of peeing, using a machine to discreetly empty your bladder while chatting with company? No? Okay, well, have you ever spent late...

Oct 18, 201551 minEp. 191

190: Welcome To Planet Thumbsucker

with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Adam Bozarth J W Friedman Lemon reading: thumbsuckingadults.com Content provided by Captain Laser Pants . Edited by Boots Raingear . Life is a scary and emotionally draining thing. So it's understandable that we deal with stress, loneliness and fear by using various coping mechanisms. We drink, we smoke, we have casual sex, and sometimes, we suck our thumbs. Nothing about this is terribly weird or shocking, right? Well, how about you spend an hour listening to int...

Sep 28, 20151 hr 9 minEp. 190

189: Paranormal Stupidity

with: Boots Raingear Frank West Adam Bozarth Chris Collision Lemon reading: my-paranormal-experience.com Content provided by Mitzy Rae And Brojack . Edited by Adam Bozarth . It's time for some spooky ghost stories! The website my-paranormal-experience.com is one man's mission to document other people's experiences with ghosts, psychics and other paranormal hullabaloo. This is all presented as fact, because why wouldn't it be? Learn about supernatural experiences that are completely unexplainable...

Sep 15, 20151 hr 8 minEp. 189

188: We Still Have Questions

with: Jimmyfranks Cheapskate Jack Chick Lemon reading: quora.com Content provided by Old Zircon . Edited by Jimmyfranks . We've asked a lot of questions on this podcast, but often the answers have not been satisfactory. I'm sure that's a trend that's going to change as we visit Quora: A top-ranked question & answer aggregator with a billion dollar valuation and the slogan "The best answers to any question". So we're all feeling super confident we'll get the best answers to questions like "Ca...

Sep 11, 20151 hr 4 minEp. 188

187: Attack Of The 50 Ft Episode

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop Frank West Lemon reading: giantess.net giantessworld.net Content provided by Caroline . Edited by Boots Raingear . This episode is going to be huge! And other such puns about size, because for this episode we're looking at the confusing world of giantesses and shrunken men; These are people for whom the height of sexuality is found when two bodies are completely sexually incompatible with each other. This week, The F Plus opens our own fetish consultanc...

Sep 05, 20151 hr 15 minEp. 187

186: Hokum Pocus

with: Lemon Boots Raingear Jack Chick Nutshell Gulag reading: spellsofmagic.com Content provided by A Meat . Edited by Lemon . The magick is still around us! For this episode, we're returning to SpellsOfMagic.com to learn some more terrific spells, most of which are very seductive in nature! This week, The F Plus learns the difference between the C String and the V String. Music used: Magic Wands - Crystals Magic Wands - Black Magic Devo - Devo Corporate Anthem Chapters provided by ikaribattousa...

Aug 24, 20151 hr 18 minEp. 186

185: Because That's Stupid.

with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Portaxx Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: whynot.net Content provided by LADY FRENZY . Edited by Boots Raingear . "Why not?" is the kind of question that carries with it a lot of connotations of poor thought processes, but in the case of this episode (recorded a while ago), "Why Not?" is the name of an idea dumpsite started by two Yale professors until they found something else to spend time on. The format should be somewhat familiar: People present unworkable solut...

Aug 19, 20151 hr 20 minEp. 185

184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch

with: Victor Laszlo Kumquatxop Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: watchgirlsforum.net Content provided by A Meat . Edited by Lemon . We've teased it out a couple of times, but now it's finally time to figure out what this watch fetish document is all about, although I cannot say that anyone is going to come out of the episode having had all their questions answered. But regardless, we're gonna be spending time on Watch Girls Forum; where people are very specific about their particular kink, plus I sus...

Aug 09, 20151 hr 1 minEp. 184

183: The Poems of Dishonoré De Ballsack

with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag STOG Lemon reading: furaffinity.net poetrypoem.com fantasyfeeder.com allpoetry.com Content provided by cyberventurer . Edited by Lemon . This time it's all poetry all episode! Specifically, erotic poetry. More specifically, "erotic" "poetry", because the things we're reading largely fail to meet the definitions of either of those words. This episode... eyyyyych! There's more. (additional material provided by Eye of Za and Montrith ) Music used: Sufjan Stevens ...

Jul 28, 201559 minEp. 183

182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again

with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: warpmymind.com Content provided by Peace . Edited by Lemon . The human mind is a very confusing and (in some cases) profoundly stupid thing. And for the merchants and community of WarpMyMind.com, that can only mean one thing: opportunity! The purpose of this website is that some users will post hypnotic "curses" which cause the listener to do things many would find undesirable, such as a shift in sexual orientation or an inconvenient or...

Jul 21, 20151 hr 19 minEp. 182

181: Go Fund Yourself

with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Frank West Portaxx Lemon reading: gofundme.com Content provided by A Meat . Edited by Boots Raingear . What a wonderful time it must be if you're the owner of a crowd funding website! Presenting one such example, GoFundMe is a crowdfunding site where people can raise money for a cause without being hampered by constraints like minimums or timelines. Is this a good model for persons deserving of help and/or charity? Emphatically yes. However, as you might expect, n...

Jul 15, 20151 hr 19 minEp. 181

180: r/un_away

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Velvet Owl . Edited by Lemon . There have been some recent controversies surrounding reddit, where just because of the actions of a few hundred thousand bad apples, the future of the website and of the fracturing social network is in question. But we at The F Plus are looking at the kind of thing the world would be missing out on if Reddit were to disappear today. To that end, we're reading the fetish prompt...

Jul 05, 20151 hr 2 minEp. 180

179: Use Only Food Grade Ingredients

with: Boots Raingear STOG Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: food.com AllRecipes.com Content provided by A Meat . Edited by STOG . Okay, I think it's high time for another food episode ! This time around, A Meat and Montrith have provided us with a splendid menu of undercooked and shouldn't-be-cooked dishes, from appetizers all the way to desserts (with a special stop for Jello salads). What we might be lacking in mayonnaise we're more than making up for in Cool Whip and a miscegenation of pre-shredd...

Jun 27, 20151 hr 4 minEp. 179

178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)

with: Boots Raingear John Toast bumpgrrl Nutshell Gulag Isfahan Lemon reading: lpsg.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Lemon . Body issues are a factor in just about everyone's life, but for a lot of men (and some women) the singular issue of penis size is an obsession which usurps just about everything else. The members of the Large Penis Support Group (or LPSG) are bonded by this preoccupation, and large penises, as an abstract concept, begin to shape their worldview. Meanwhile, for ...

Jun 08, 20151 hr 19 minEp. 178

177: How To Listen To A Podcast You Hate

with: Boots Raingear Portaxx Jimmyfranks John Toast Jack Chick Lemon reading: wikihow.com Edited by Boots Raingear . So have you had enough WikiHow episodes at this point? Of course you haven't. You are a human being with a capacity for joy and wonder. And there's a bunch of people who weren't in the other WikiHow episode who were jealous. Music used: Joy Division - Failures The Jesus Lizard - Sunday You Need Love...

May 28, 20151 hr 37 minEp. 177

176: How To Listen To A Podcast Your Parents Hate

with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: wikihow.com Edited by Lemon . Boots gets more WikiHow for his birthday. Music used: Depeche Mode - Useless Future of the Left - I Don't Know What You Ketamine...

May 16, 20151 hr 19 minEp. 176

175: I Am I Am I Am (Annoying)

with: Frank West Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: tumblr.com Content provided by Comixologist . Edited by Boots Raingear . Does any modern society appreciate poetry more than the creative types over at Tumblr? Yes, of course. But would any other modern society be so quick to ape the creative output of Sylvia Plath in order to eke out some undeserved attention? Maybe, but for the purposes of this episode summary let's just pretend the answer is no. In this episode, we have a...

May 07, 20151 hr 2 minEp. 175

174: Icky Pedia

with: Frank West Jack Chick Acierocolotl Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: monstergirlquest.wikia.com Content provided by King Kalamari . Edited by Lemon . So many video games are all about violence, where's the games with the sex in them? Well, it shouldn't surprise you to learn that they're here , and that's because they've been imported from Japan. Oh, and there's also a whole lot of violence involved, as well as massive amounts of misogyny and borderline beastiality. So... this is a gross one, i...

Apr 29, 20151 hrEp. 174

173: Sins of the Djinn

with: Boots Raingear Adam Bozarth Kumquatxop Portaxx Lemon reading: djinnuniverse.com creepyhollows.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Lemon . On this podcast, we've covered a lot of people who claim that imaginary things are real, BUT THIS... IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THAT! We're looking at the universe of "Djinn", genie having people who have either conjured or purchased a noble thousands-year old spirit that they make do the dishes. Then things get weird after that. This week, The Thief...

Apr 11, 20151 hr 7 minEp. 173

172: Untidy Whities

with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Isfahan John Toast Jack Chick Lemon reading: wedgiehaven.com Content provided by Dole . Edited by Jimmyfranks . Hey, so have you ever had a wedgie before? And follow up question, did you find the experience intensely erotic? Well, for your sake, I'm hoping the answer to at least one of those questions was "no", but the members of WedgieHaven.com are not quite so lucky. This week, The F Plus patents our unbreakable G-string formula. Music used: Magnetic Fields - U...

Apr 04, 20151 hr 18 minEp. 172

171: r/mystupidopinions

with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Acierocolotl Lemon reading: www.reddit.com/r/changemyview Content provided by Cheapskate . Edited by Boots Raingear . There's so many opinions on the internet, and those opinions are held by people who take considerable effort to try to convince others that their own opinion is correct. But what happens if you want your opinion to be changed by facts and persuasive arguments that others provide to you? Well, hypothetically you go to r/changemyview , a subReddit where...

Mar 30, 20151 hr 23 minEp. 171

170: Tickle Me Weirdo

with: Jack Chick Victor Laszlo Boots Raingear Frank West Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: tickle-brits.co.uk ticklingforum.com Content provided by Caroline . Edited by Adam Bozarth . Why do we like to laugh? A lot of reasons, really, but let's just go with "because it feels good". But if something just "feels good", does that mean that people on the internet will turn it into a fetish? Well, yes of course. It exists, so people on the internet turn it into a fetish. For this episode, we're examining t...

Mar 20, 20151 hr 33 minEp. 170

169: I'm Gonna Cuddle Everybody In This Room

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Victor Laszlo Portaxx Montrith Lemon reading: cuddleparty.com thesnugglebuddies.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Portaxx . Being social animals, humans need human contact. There's been research done, but it's a self evident truth: We feel better about ourselves when we think there are others in our lives who support and comfort us. But what if nobody cares about you? Well, in that case you sign up for a cuddle party. A cuddle party is a place where peo...

Mar 13, 20151 hr 19 minEp. 169

168: Sir Rev. Dr. Prof. John Kitchin Ph.D, Esq.

with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick Kumquatxop Lemon reading: nz9f.com Content provided by Montrith . Edited by Lemon . You've probably come up with your own beliefs on sex, politics, race, religion, and capitalism, but you're about to realize that all of those beliefs are wrong. And maybe that reads like a strong declaration, but I bet it would be even stronger if was in 24pt Times New Roman orange bold italics. We're reading the personal website of John Kitchin, a homelesss Ph.D with a ...

Feb 28, 20151 hr 18 minEp. 168

167: Hentaint Misbehavin

with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Frank West Acierocolotl Lemon reading: luscious.net Content provided by Fanzay . Edited by Lemon . Luscious.net is a (hentai focused) pornographic website where members can do the things they usually do on a pornographic website - by which I mean set up a profile, argue about politics, and complain about problems getting laid. This week, The F Plus figures out that gender just isn't a big deal really. Music used: Luscious Jackson - Naked Eye DEVO - Jerkin' Back N ...

Feb 22, 20151 hr 2 minEp. 167

166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting

with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: landcforum.com ultimateshoulderrides.com Content provided by Dole . Edited by Boots Raingear . Everyone wants to have a lover they can trust. Someone with whom they'll feel admired, safe, and unique, and someone who will pick them up when they are down. However, some specific people on the internet mean that literally. We're exploring the "lift and carry" fetish, a predilection of (almost entirely) men who are looking for (a...

Feb 17, 20151 hr 22 minEp. 166
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